The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Congratulations, both of you. You are the 201246th pair of adventurers in the Adventurer's Guild. Congratulations to you. Every Valentine's Day, there will be discounts for couple adventurers to enter and exit entertainment venues~"

Rukia showed a polite smile, thinking that the relationship between the husband and wife would not be changed anyway, so she just set them up directly, so that her grandfather would not be blamed.

"Congratulations!?" Alice's small face showed a trace of grievance, and she was about to cry. "I haven't done anything bad, but the debt has increased by tens of thousands of gold coins. Is it easy for me to pay off the debt? I worked hard to pay back some, and the result was one Pao returned to before liberation, why did this happen..."

"What are you..." Merlin showed a loveless expression, and said with a sad smile, "My debt is only tens of thousands, and your debt is tens of millions! It's good now, the merger is all on my head , I'm bloody bloody!"

When Alice heard this, she thought it was indeed the case. She owed an astronomical amount a long time ago, and it is very likely that she will not be able to pay it off in this life. What is it to add tens of thousands of gold coins now!It's just drizzle! !

On the other hand, Merlin owed tens of thousands of debts, and if he worked hard, he could pay them off quickly. Now that the couple's debts are merged, once the tens of millions of debts are piled up, he will suffer the most!

Alice felt that she had dragged the bastard Merlin into the water, and gave Merlin a hard time. It's really rewarding, and it's so addictive!

Originally, Alice hated Merlin so much that her teeth were itchy, and he was very unpleasant to see. If he hadn't robbed herself and made her owe a huge debt, her life now would be much more nourishing.

But today, Alice felt that she had finally let out a breath of anger. Seeing Merlin's deflated appearance, she felt secretly happy.

"Hahaha, Merlin, you bastard, didn't you expect this day? Did you get retribution for robbing me back then?" Alice clapped her hands while laughing, "I tell you, justice may be late, but it will never be absent! Ha ha……"

Merlin squinted his eyes, and was very upset to see Alice's triumphant look, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing.

"Hmph! I'm going to run away. I'm not an adventurer anymore. You can pay off the debt slowly, hehe~"

Merlin turned his head and walked away without looking back. He wanted to run away, who could stop him? !

Alice was taken aback, feeling that something was wrong.

If Merlin left, what if the debts were all on him?

This is so unfair, it's completely cheating my own rhythm!

Alice panicked and hugged Merlin from behind, holding him tightly to prevent him from leaving, with tears in her eyes, she was so scared that she cried

"Don't go!"

"You can't leave me!"

"You can't go anywhere, you must stay with me!"

"What have you made of me, take responsibility for me! Bastard!"

"Did you hear that! If you dare to leave me, I will fight you hard! You can't escape! QAQ..."

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Chapter 3

"咻咻~" Rukia covered her cheeks, and said with a little excitement, "Bold confession~"

"Brother is strong." Hobbs patted Arnold on the shoulder, and then raised his neck to drink, "Ton ton ton ton~!"

Arnold felt that the top of his head was a little greener, and said with tears, "Miss Alice, stop irritating me, woo woo woo..."

Merlin was ashamed, turned his head slightly, and said awkwardly, "What kind of bad lines are you talking about? I feel a deep malice..."

"Hmm..." Alice blushed, and seemed to have just realized it, but she still held Merlin tightly, as if she was afraid that he would run away, "What I mean is... I can run, but you can't!"

"Hehe, I won't run if you don't let me run? What kind of logic?" Merlin grinned, and then said with a serious face, "Let go, or I will lose my face?"

"You two, don't even think about running away. You have a criminal record in any country you go to..." Lucia couldn't help but pour cold water on her.

"Uh……"

Merlin and Alice were both startled, they still have a criminal record?

In this way, no matter where they go, they will be burdened with huge debts.

Alice was frustrated in her heart, and she was really depressed. She didn't even give her the chance to be a fugitive, but she was able to get Merlin, a bastard, into the water.

Now Alice's mentality is that she can't see Merlin well, and she is in pain, so she must also pull Merlin, wouldn't it be beautiful for everyone to suffer together?

Merlin felt a headache, and Alice's debt was inexplicably spread, which made him feel a little hopeless. Originally, tens of thousands were not much, but now tens of millions directly make people desperate.

"Tch!" Alice curled her mouth and let go of Merlin, her momentum suddenly trembling, "Run away! You run away! Where can you escape to? Hehe~"

"Hehe, if you tell me to run away, I will run away? Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?" Merlin spread his hands, thinking that since he would be in debt in any country he went to, there would be groups of small powers coming to ask for trouble and collect debts. Are you still running a fart?

"Don't quarrel, you two have just become couple adventurers. The guild has a rule, which is specially set up for couple adventurers. I hope you can know..." Lucia clapped her hands, hoping that Merlin and Alice would pay attention, " The guild stipulates that couple adventurers need to accept the entrustment together, otherwise I will not approve it for you here, and if you want to form a team with other people, you must be two people together, and it is not acceptable for two people to accept the entrustment separately."

"Huh?" Merlin and Alice were both startled, feeling that this rule was an unexpected trap!

It turned out that the two owed a lot of debts. It would be faster if they could make money separately, but obviously they had to accept a commission together, and the debt repayment would be much slower. But the main problem is

The two don't see each other right, and wish they could kick each other away!

"Tsk! Why do I have to form a team with a salted fish? It always drags me down..." Merlin frowned, his eyes full of disgust, thinking that Alice's meddling character is very annoying, and what he resisted most That's the kind of person, and it's never a good thing to get together with Alice.

"Huh!? Do you think I'm willing to be with you? A narcissistic nymphomaniac..." The veins on Alice's forehead twitched wildly. As a former hero, it was a bit humiliating to team up with a demon.

"This is something that can't be helped. A few years ago, there was a couple of adventurers. The wife went out on missions alone with others. As a result, the husband was detained with a green hat. There was a lot of trouble, and as a result, the guild headquarters issued this new rule. " Rukia said awkwardly, hoping that Alice and Merlin could understand.

"Hehe, woman~" Merlin squinted at Alice, and the meaning was self-evident.

"What kind of eyes do you have? You bastard..." Alice gritted her teeth angrily.

The eyes of the two seemed to be emitting lightning, stimulating each other. If Alice could beat Merlin, she might have drawn her sword by now.

"Don't be like this..." Cold sweat fell on Lucia's forehead, and she acted as an embarrassing peacemaker, "Think about the two of you who will work together as couple adventurers in the future, be peaceful and work hard for life~"

"Miss Alice, I have a proposal!" Arnold jumped out again to show his presence.

"Fart, not fart!" Alice was angry now, and her words were very gunpowder.

"Miss Alice, please marry me, I will pay off your debt! Although it is an astronomical figure for me, even if I sell the mansion, I will help Miss Alice!" Arnold ran away Come here, stab one knee, "Give me another chance, Miss Alice~"

"Get lost..." Alice thought of Arnold as air, felt that today was really unlucky, and wanted to stay away from Merlin, so she turned her head and left, "Hmph~!"

For Arnold's enthusiasm, Alice will definitely refuse. Her self-esteem is a bit high, so she doesn't need others' charity.

And marry Arnold?This is even worse, making it seem like you are selling yourself to pay off your debts.

Arnold was so sad that he turned into a paper man and was messed up in the cold wind. The first marriage proposal in his life ended in a failure at the speed of light.

"My condolences~ my condolences~" Hobbs comforted him, but his smile was happier than anyone else's, clearly gloating.

"Wait! Alice, don't go!" Merlin suddenly stopped Alice.

"What are you doing?! Don't talk to me cheeky." Alice turned around and pinched her waist and asked.

"I..." Merlin was a little annoyed, this guy is too bad-tempered, "Did you forget something important?"

"What can I forget?! You think I'm the same as you, dementia..." Alice said bluntly.

"Uh..." Merlin felt his heart being stabbed. According to human age, he is more than 200 years old now, and he is most taboo to be called Alzheimer's. "Money! Do you understand money? You are mentally retarded!"

"What...what are you doing?! Want to extort my savings?" Alice put the purse behind her back, posing like a miser.

"The reward is the same. I want to get my share back. How can it be called extortion? You're getting better and better, huh?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, feeling that Alice was shameless and wanted to steal herself money.

Alice came to her senses, opened the purse and looked inside, thinking that there was Merlin's share in it.

It's just that there wasn't much in the first place, and Alice really didn't want to give some to Merlin.

Alice took out a few coins with great heartache, and suddenly remembered the matter of sharing the rent, and thought about it.

"Don't you want to rent together? Now I agree, let me figure out how much you should pay..." Alice scratched her fingers like a little money fan, "Rent fee, property fee, water and electricity fee, sanitation fee, food fee ..."

Merlin was terrified when he heard that, because Alice had mentioned more than 30 charging items in one go, is there still money left? !

"A series of expenses for dating and sharing, this is your income..." After finishing the calculation, Alice slapped a gold coin on Merlin's table, then turned her head and left the guild, "Huh~!"

Merlin picked up a gold coin on the table, his face was full of confusion, thinking that after working so long, he had just harvested a gold coin! ? ?

"Hahaha, Merlin, congratulations..." Hobbs approached with a smile and patted Merlin on the shoulder

"Welcome to the Wife Control Club, hehe~"

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Chapter 4: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin fooled around with Hobbs and the others in the guild until the evening before returning home, during which Arnold cried in a mess, clamoring for a duel with Merlin, but he didn't dare to do it.

After such a long time, Merlin's head became a little clearer, and he began to think carefully about the future.

Although I only got one gold coin after working for so long, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, so of course I have to accept it.

It's just that the tens of millions of debts on Alice made Merlin very speechless, and directly crushed his yearning for future life.

Originally, my debt of tens of thousands was not a lot, and I paid it off after receiving a few big commissions, but now it has become an astronomical figure.

Merlin faintly lost hope for his future life now, and planned to eat and wait to die, so let's live every day.

This negativity is innate and hard to break.

Merlin won't bounce back like Alice, who will still be full of energy and hope the next day.

After all, Merlin has become a habit of eating and waiting to die, and he is too lazy to do anything, and he doesn't want to live hard.

I just want to have fun in a different world without any trouble.

For someone like Mei Lin who is a bit lazy and late-stage cancer, his biggest dream is to be paralyzed in bed, someone to take care of him, eat and drink, and then just not wake up.

Merlin felt that this was the life of gods. If it wasn't for the curse in his heart, this guy would never move when he came to another world.

Merlin staggered back to Ai Li's house, knocking on the door after knocking.

Alice came out wearing home clothes and an apron, but only opened the door a little, staring at Merlin very warily.

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm going back to my own house, what else do I do?" Merlin said impatiently, "Miss, I have already paid, and now I have half the right to use the house, if you keep driving me away..."

"Hmm..." Alice frowned, and after thinking for a while, she opened the door, "Come in, the neighbors will think that I am not a decent man if they see unscrupulous men wandering around my door every day, hmph ~!"

"Ha..." Merlin laughed dryly, thinking who is not a decent man?Why did not I see?

After entering the familiar house.