The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Alice, welcome back~" Rukia greeted warmly.

"But I'm back, I was annoyed to death by these idiots along the way." Alice sat in front of the counter with a tired face.

"She's talking about the other two, not me." Merlin also joined in, sending money, can you not be active?

As soon as Hobbs and Arnold came back, they lay down on the table and pretended to be dead. They were really tired from the bumpy carriage for two days.

Alice rolled her eyes, and secretly scolded Merlin for being a thick-skinned bastard.

"Hey, Alice, I heard that you are very active in Denbighshire, and you have been featured in the newspaper." Lucia said with a smile.

"This..." A drop of cold sweat dripped down Alice's forehead, thinking that it had nothing to do with her money, but somehow she became a celebrity.

"Isn't it, you're so awesome, Alice, the madman who makes up the knife~" Merlin said sarcastically beside him, with a sneer on his face.

"Are you finished?!" Alice gave Merlin a hard look.

"Why are you so fierce? You are obviously a washboard, but you still have a temper?" Merlin leaned on his face and continued to provoke Alice.

"Don't quarrel, it's a husband and wife relationship, why don't you just give in to each other?" Rukia smiled awkwardly.

"Who is married to this guy!" Alice quickly retorted, feeling agitated.

"Just... don't talk nonsense..." Merlin retorted helplessly, feeling that he was really cursed, and the whole world was misunderstood that he was married.

"I understand, I understand~" Rukia put on a knowing expression, thinking that Alice has been conquered by Merlin's big banana, why is she still so arrogant?Just going to church for a wedding ceremony.

Merlin and Allie were expressionless, no matter how you looked at it, Rukia didn't seem to understand.

"However, Alice is just a little bit famous. Like me, I am often featured in fashion magazines. I have so many fans that I can't count them. The day before yesterday, there were fans who mailed me chocolates from Ireland. Puff~" Rukia couldn't help talking to Alice. Si brags.

Merlin thought blankly: Is this a scheming whore?Well, that's right!

Alice's eyebrows twitched, thinking angrily: What show?How many fans is amazing?Isn't it just that I wear less clothes and sell meat at every turn, I... I don't know how to do it, I just don't write and do it!

Elder Taylor leaned on a cane and closed his eyes to rest his mind. When he saw Merlin and Alice, his heart was like a mirror.

He himself didn't believe the news that Alice became a hero of Denbighshire and made up two holy rank powerhouses.

Because even if the saint-level strong fights both sides, they will not be easily killed by a high-level Alice.

After thinking about it carefully, Old Taylor knew what was going on. Merlin must have killed it.

But because there is no relationship between magic power and grudge, no one will believe that it is the strong man of the holy rank that Merlin defeated.

Old Taylor, who had also seen the tip of the iceberg of Merlin's strength, knew it clearly, but he just saw it through and didn't say it.

Of course the old Taylor was very happy to have a strong man in his guild, but he just lacked magic power and fighting spirit, which was a pity, and no one believed it when he went out to brag.

Alice suddenly remembered about Claude, so she hurriedly asked, "President, do you know about Claude?"

"Well, I already know that the Danish headquarters has disqualified the adventurer to assist the capital to investigate the remnants of the former kingdom. I heard that the capital has recently sent the Bauhinia Knights to investigate." Old Taylor said in an old voice, with an expression on his face. Slightly serious, one of the four heroes of the former kingdom is actually an adventurer in his own guild?This is not a small matter, and I will be investigated by the Bauhinia Knight at that time.

"Really..." Alice nodded, thinking that she didn't need to worry about it, the president had already taken care of everything.

"I didn't expect the four heroes from the former kingdom to come to us as adventurers. It's really surprising, but it's lucky that there are no major problems." Old Taylor said seriously.

"Please, can you send the money quickly?" Merlin had an expression of general interest, he didn't care about these things at all, he only cared about his own money.

"Don't worry." Rukia turned around and sorted out the documents, and then took out the money bag from under the counter, "The entrustment received a total of 6000 gold coins, excluding 70% of the debts that you need to repay, and you actually got 1800 gold coins, please keep it .”

Alice took the purse and knew it well. Although she earned a lot each time, the actual income after repaying the debt was very little. After the rent and all kinds of messy expenses were settled, life was still very tight, but it felt a little bit worse this time. strangeness.

"Lukia, did you make a mistake? It seems that the money is a little too much..."

"I think you are embarrassing me, a gold medal accountant. How could you make a mistake? This is the money you two earned together." Lucia explained helplessly.

"Eh?!" Alice was stunned, her head short-circuited for a moment.

"Wait!" Merlin seemed to understand something for a moment, and felt that something was wrong, "What do you mean... the money the two of us made together?!"

"The debts of the two of you have been merged..." Lucia explained calmly.

"What!?" Alice's eyes widened, and she fell into a state of confusion.

"Merged!??" Merlin felt that his whole body was not good, "What's going on?"

"Mr. Merlin, calm down first, aren't you and Alice a husband and wife? Of course husband and wife have to pay off their debts together, so your debts are merged directly, what's the problem?" Lucia frowned, speaking righteously Of course.

"We are not husband and wife!" Merlin and Alice said in unison.

"Ugh!" Rukia was stunned, and suddenly smiled, "Stop being so awkward, you won't die if you admit it? Everyone has a bit of a B number in their hearts..."

"If we were husband and wife, we would be struck by lightning right now!!" Merlin and Alice shouted.

It was sunny outside, but the rumbling thunder began to roll, and the thunder was very violent.

Thunder exploded again and again on a sunny day!Unbelievable, the adventurers in the guild began to tremble.

"..." Merlin.

"..." Alice.

Rukia seemed to be relieved, and felt that something was wrong, "Really...are they really husband and wife? Could it be that they are just living together?"

"We've only lived together for one day!" Merlin and Alice's expressions were frantic.

"This..." Rukia was a little embarrassed, so she had to wave her hands again and again, and said honestly, "The information on the two of you was changed by Grandpa himself, and it has nothing to do with me! Now in the files of the Danish headquarters, the relationship between the two of you It is a husband and wife, all property and debts are merged..."

"Hey! What are you doing?" Merlin felt that the end of the world was coming.

"President!? You..." Alice was shocked.

"Cough, I'm sorry, I thought you two were already married, but now it seems that I have misunderstood." Old Taylor's forehead was dripping with cold sweat like a waterfall, he turned his head and ran away, not at all like an old man

"I'm sorry, I'm going to go to the bathroom now, I'll talk to you when I have time..."

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Chapter 2: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin and Alice stood there dumbfounded, messed up in the howling wind.

why?

Why did they become husband and wife? ?

I don't know what's going on at all, it just became like this...

Merlin and Alice thought at the same time in their hearts, thinking that everything is so sci-fi.

Although it is not a real couple, it will not have any impact on life.

But in the circle of adventurers, the relationship between husband and wife has been firmly established!

In the future, colleagues in the same industry will look at them with strange eyes, and they will suddenly become lovers and adventurers.

"No!!" Arnold felt that his head was green, and he knelt on the ground directly, and said frantically, "Miss Alice! Why is Miss Alice like this!? It's me, I came first, obviously I came first ...Whether it's sending flowers, confessing love, or pursuing Miss Alice, why is it like this..."

"Don't panic, Arnold, you still have a chance. Alice and Merlin haven't gone to the British Civil Affairs Bureau to register their marriage. They are not considered real couples, but just a couple in name." Hobbs comforted Arnold while drinking.

"That's not okay!" Arnold burst into tears, biting his handkerchief, "I'm so fucking envious!"

"Envy can't solve the problem..." Hobbs said awkwardly.

"If things go on like this, everyone will think that Miss Alice is a married woman! You can't explain it clearly!" Arnold was heartbroken, feeling his love starting line, and cruelly retreated 100 meters, which was too unfair. There are always melon-eating people who don't know the truth and give god assists, what can I use to fight Merlin! ?

Hobbs smacked his mouth and said to Merlin and Alice, "Congratulations, aren't you two very happy now?"

In fact, contrary to the expectations of many onlookers, Merlin and Alice are not only very unhappy, but also extremely uncomfortable and crazy.

"Miss Lucia, may I ask if the relationship between husband and wife can be changed? It's too embarrassing for me!" Merlin couldn't help it, and hurriedly asked.

"That's right, Rukia! I feel bad too! I don't want to have a relationship with him!" Alice continued, looking anxious.

"It's fine, please show your divorce certificate..." Rukia smiled forcedly.

"We're not married at all, where can we get a divorce certificate!?" Merlin showed a desperate expression.

"That's the problem. You can't change it without a divorce certificate." Lucia paused and continued, "But you can get married first, and then divorce. With the divorce certificate, the relationship between couple adventurers will also be dissolved."

"Who wants to marry this kind of guy? Just let me die!" Alice looked at Merlin with a look of disgust.

"I'll go, please, I don't want to marry you, right! You actually despise me!?" Merlin frowned.

"Huh!?" Alice was so angry that she pointed at Merlin's nose, "What's wrong with me despising you? You lazy nymphomaniac!"

"What!?" Merlin narrowed his eyes and pointed to Alice's nipples, "You washboard, wearing breast pads every day, I think you have problems?"

The two seemed to want to start a scolding battle in the guild, and they blushed and their necks were thick.

Rukia felt that her grandfather had done a big thing, and it seemed that Merlin and Alice were miserable.

"Cough cough!"

Rukia coughed twice to hide her embarrassment, and took out two new adventurer certificates from under the counter.

"This is the proof of the couple adventurers sent from the headquarters yesterday. The one on your neck is no longer valid. This is a new one..."

Merlin's New Dark Iron Adventurer Proof

Area: Wrexham.

Name: Merlin Lucifer.

Wife: Alice Clodia.

Occupation: A villager with no magic power and fighting spirit. It is said that his wife is more powerful and eats soft food~

Alice's New Gold Adventurer Proof

Area: Wrexham.

Name: Alice Clodia.

Occupation: Magic Swordsman.

Husband: Merlin Lucifer.

The two looked at the proof of their couple adventurers, and immediately fell into deep thought, neither of them expressed any opinions.

Merlin thought blankly, what the hell is this! ?There was even an introduction from his wife! ?We are not husband and wife!How about the job introduction? ?Villagers, I can bear it, what's the situation with eating soft rice!Whoever slanders me has the guts to stand up!I promise not to kill you!

Alice turned pale and thought, My God!There is an extra introduction of my husband, and people will see that Meilin and I are husband and wife wherever we go in the future!I can't live through this day, Lord God, please let me go, don't continue to torment me...