The Unemployed Demon Lord

When Merlin opened the door, he could smell the smell of meat. He saw a well-done steak on the dining table.

Although there is only one copy, it doesn't matter, because Merlin has a thick skin.

"You actually cooked a meal for me? Be polite~"

Merlin sat down in front of the steak, picked up the knife and fork, and didn't regard himself as an outsider.

Alice was taken aback immediately, how could she give the fruits of her hard work to Merlin.

"Get up! This is my steak! Get what you want, don't snatch it from me!"

Alice walked over, grabbed Merlin by the collar of his clothes, and yanked.

But Merlin seemed to have learned the weight of the jackhammer, and he remained motionless, as if his butt and the chair were integrated.

"Miss Alice, what you said is wrong, right? I remember I taught about food expenses, right? How come I don't have my share?" Merlin showed a very playful expression.

"This..." Alice was at a loss for words, wondering if she really said about the food expenses?Anyway, I was talking nonsense at the time, and didn't care too much, "Then... that's only half of you!"

"Tsk!" Merlin slashed halfway with the knife, and picked up the plate thrown to the opposite side, "It's so troublesome..."

"Hmph~!" Alice sat down opposite Merlin angrily, looking at half of the steak very wronged, she was going to have a full meal and carefully prepared it for a long time, but now there is half left, and the other half is on the bastard's plate.

Merlin took a sip of Alice's cooking calmly, and frowned immediately, "It's really unpalatable, a waste of ingredients, the steak smells sour on the outside, and it's a little salty, and the inside is not tender enough, barely enough to satisfy your hunger... "

"Then don't eat it, spit it out!" Alice patted the table dissatisfied.

"If you don't want to eat for nothing, I've never been picky and picky." Merlin chewed on the steak, his eyes full of disgust, "But you don't have big breasts, and your cooking skills are not good, so it may be difficult to marry in the future, because as a The beauty of women is 0~”

"Shut up, I don't want you to make irresponsible remarks! Are breasts important? The bigger they are, the more inconvenient they are to move. Like me, it's very convenient." Alice wanted to nail the fork in Merlin's chest. on the forehead.

"Since you don't care so much, can you not stuff your breast pads in the future?" Merlin said with a half-smile.

"I... I'm willing to stuff it! Leave me alone!" Alice patted the table angrily, "Heh~" Merlin sneered, and continued, "But your cooking skills are probably not as good as your mother's cooking skills." how is everything……"

"My parents passed away a long time ago. I lived with my teacher since I was a child. The teacher knows how to bake sweet potatoes." Alice said lightly.

Merlin saw that there was no emotion on Alice's face, and guessed that this guy's face had never been seen by his parents, otherwise he couldn't be so cold.

"No wonder the chest is so small, it's because I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was young..."

"Can you stop talking about my breasts?" Alice put on a serious face, "I'm telling you! If I wear corset-shaped underwear, there will be breasts if I squeeze them."

"You can pull it down~!" Merlin almost laughed out loud, "Cut your hair short, go to the men's bathhouse, if someone recognizes you as a woman, I'll cut it into pieces."

"You!" Alice angrily threw the fork in Merlin and shot it out.

"Hmph." Merlin snorted coldly, took the fork easily, and was still circling in his hand, "Miss, don't use force, have some quality."

Alice had nothing to do with Merlin, her little face was flushed with anger, her cheeks bulged and turned into little buns.

"Although you have many shortcomings, you can barely be used as a maid, and you can use it to serve footwashing water in the future~" Merlin directly classified Alice into the servant class like an uncle.

"Get out! You and I are in an equal relationship, so everything must be stipulated..." Alice stretched out her finger, and it seemed that she needed to plan in detail, "We take turns to cook meals! Cleaning is also done by each of us once, and we use the bathroom. Priority, you can't use the bathroom until I finish washing it, you have to wait until I finish washing it."

"Tsk!" Merlin felt that it wasn't very fair, Alice had the upper hand, "Then if you don't take a bath, I'll have to wait all the time?"

"Yes! That's right." Alice nodded like a little landlord.

"If you don't wash for a month, I won't wash for a month either?" Merlin frowned.

"I'm not that dirty! I wash it every day at home!" Alice was afraid of being misunderstood.

"It's not fair for you to come first, that bed belongs to me!" Merlin pointed to himself, thinking that he was always being taken advantage of by Alice.

"Huh!?" Alice frowned, and immediately showed the attitude of a housekeeper

"Of course the bed is mine!"

"The one I came first will be mine!"

"This little sofa is your home, hum~!"

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Chapter 5: Monthly Ticket Addition

"Miss Alice, we are renting together, I am not staying with you, understand?" Merlin tapped the table with his fingers, and said very dissatisfied, "You have taken all the benefits, and I have no rights at all .”

"I'm a girl, ladies first, will you die if you are a gentleman?" Alice said confidently, this kind of thing began to suppress Merlin with her female identity.

"I'm sorry, I've always judged gender based on the size of my breasts. In my eyes, you are too pure to be a pure man." Merlin waved his hands again and again, expressing that he didn't like this.

"You...what are you talking about!?" Alice gritted her teeth angrily, and said angrily, "I don't care, I rent the house first, so I have the final say!"

"Where did you get the capital? Big breasts? Buttocks? Or can you act cutely?" Merlin spread his hands, his expression clearly looked down on Alice.

"I..." Alice was speechless and said angrily, "The bed is mine. I've slept on it for a long time, and it can't leave me anymore!"

Merlin was expressionless, wondering if he had said the wrong thing, this guy couldn't leave the bed, right?

"Come on, if it's fair, one person will sleep in the bed for a day."

"I won't let you sleep in my bed!" Alice immediately became angry, touching her fake breasts and said, "Please be a little bit more graceful? It's not easy for me to be a girl. Didn't you say that you are Are you an arrogant monarch? Would you snatch a girl's bed? Don't you feel ashamed!"

"Uh……"

Merlin had a weird expression, and his words hit his heart a little bit.

As an arrogant monarch himself, it is a bit embarrassing to rob a girl's bed.

It's like a grown-up snatching a kid's lollipop, but Merlin quickly finds an excuse

Alice is a former brave man, so she is suppressing her opponent, which is not a shame.

"Please be considerate of me, okay? I am an elderly person, suffering from cervical spondylosis, rheumatism, and hemorrhoids on my buttocks. Aren't you a hero representing justice? Can't you respect me as an old man?"

Although the two sat at the dining table, chatting like a husband and wife, the scene was not harmonious, and they began to sell each other badly.

Alice can be considered short-tempered, and she couldn't help it immediately, "Stop pretending in front of me, if you don't want to, I'll refund you the money, and you can go live by yourself!"

Merlin squinted his eyes and looked at Alice's appearance. This is going to kill him. Thinking about the little money he earns, he can't even afford to rent a house.

So after deliberation, Merlin decided to try his best to sleep on the sofa, and hang Alice on the roof when the opportunity arises.

"Okay, okay, you have a small chest, you have a reason."

"You have small breasts!" Alice said angrily.

"Yes, yes, as small as you." Merlin said maliciously.

Alice closed her mouth tightly, her face was flushed with anger, and her hands were shaking the table.

"Eat, eat~" Merlin picked up the knife and fork, pretended to be innocent, and left Alice half dead with anger.

Alice calmed down a little, and a consensus has been basically reached on the shared renting, and they can barely make do with living together.

However, there are other series of issues that need to be discussed carefully.

"What do you think about the couple adventurers? I will not admit my relationship with you as a husband and wife!"

Merlin was chewing the steak, and almost choked to death, "Ahem! Don't worry, I will never admit it, let alone you are a washboard, even if you are a sexy stunner, I will not be tempted, Don't be so coquettish, keep your distance, okay?"

Alice felt that after getting along with Merlin for a long time, her liver would be pissed off sooner or later.

She doesn't want to quarrel with Merlin now, even if this guy is full of trash talk, try to restrain herself as much as possible.

"It's just what I want, I don't want to have an inexplicable relationship with you!"

"To each other~" Merlin nodded, if Alice came closer, he would be happy to kick her away and let her escape from the solar system.

"About debt consolidation..." Alice hesitated to speak.

"Alas..." Merlin put down the knife and fork, sighed and said, "This is the worst..."

"What are you going to do?" Alice asked tentatively.

"I think I can't make up for it in this life, so let's just dawdle honestly. I'm happy to live a day-to-day life and wait to die." Merlin said lazily.

"How can this be done?!" Alice was unwilling immediately, and said righteously, "As long as we work harder, we will definitely pay it back in our lifetime! Don't give up the treatment!"

"In my lifetime? Fuck..." Merlin felt that Alice's words sounded like a fantasy, "Are you kidding me? I've been a debt slave for almost half my life, I won't do it! I'm going to eat and die!"

"I'm not lying, do we really have a chance?" Alice is a very serious person. As long as there is hope, she will never be discouraged. "I can receive S-level commissions at most, and at least tens of thousands of gold coins at a time. If I can be promoted to the Holy Rank, I can be promoted to Mithril Adventurer and have the right to accept SS-level commissions, at least 10 gold coins will start!"

Merlin raised his eyelids. What Alice said, it seems that there is a real chance to pay off the debt in his lifetime. If he is lucky and receives SS-level missions frequently, it may take less than ten years to complete.

"But... I looked at the entrustment section before, and there is no SS-level entrustment at all. The highest S-rank offers a reward of 3 gold coins."

"SS-level commissions are relatively rare, and it's not easy to receive them, but as long as you work hard, there is still hope, isn't it?" Alice is full of energy, and she is still full of hope for her future life!

"The main problem...is that you don't reach the holy rank, you're a high-ranked trash..." Merlin asked the point, thinking what's the use of Alice spending so much on the cake?

"I... I will reach the holy steps one day..." Alice said unwillingly.

"In the Year of the Monkey, I heard that there are people who have reached the high ranks and died without reaching the holy ranks. There are many such people..." Merlin said with interest.

"Will you die if you don't hit me?" Alice frowned, and said dissatisfiedly, "My teacher said that I have good talent..."

"Haha, it means that you can't go up and down, you really think of yourself as an onion? Your teacher is comforting you, silly boy..." Merlin smiled with his mouth twisted, thinking that Alice was really stupid.

"Is it interesting for you to hit me like this? If I don't reach the holy rank and receive high-level tasks, let's forget about becoming free people, okay?" Alice said seriously.

"It's a big deal to eat and wait to die, I don't care~" Merlin put on an appearance that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Please be serious, okay, this is a matter between the two of us." Alice became serious, really anxious about this matter.

"Okay, cough!" Merlin coughed lightly, with a correct attitude, "Let's not mention that you can reach the holy rank in the year of the monkey, and even if you do, there are not so many SS-level tasks for us to complete. In the end, we are still paying off the debt quickly. There is no period, so it is safe to say that it is still safe to eat and wait for death, and there is no need to work hard anymore."

"There are also SSS-level commissions. Only Mithril adventurers can participate in this, and the income starts from a million gold coins." Alice gasped when she said that.

Merlin's heart moved. It seems that it is necessary to let Alice reach the holy rank. The income of SSS-level missions is really considerable. The astronomical debt can be paid off after three or four visits, and all of this is based on On the basis that Alice is a Mithril adventurer, I don’t have to think about it if I don’t have magical fighting energy, but...

"Then... so what? I haven't seen an SS-level commission until now. Does the SSS-level commission come out only once in a million years?"

"Who said that? I heard from the president that the last SSS-level commission was 30 years ago, one-off..." Alice stretched out two fingers and asked Zhou Han to guess.

"200 million gold coins?" Merlin tentatively replied.

"2000 million gold coins! Idiot! As long as I can receive it, let alone repaying the debt, I will have no worries about food and clothing in the future!" Alice said very excitedly. This is the biggest reason for her to be an adventurer. It produces amazing benefits that cannot be achieved by other professions.

"Pfft!" Merlin sputtered in shock, his eyes widened, thinking he had heard wrong

Damn?