The Unemployed Demon Lord

Alice felt elated in her heart, and suddenly thought that after talking so much, she was just drawing big cakes, and she hadn't seen a penny yet, so how could she let Merlin live in vain?

"Hey! Since you want to rent together, you can't live in vain this month, so bring the money!"

Merlin suddenly became embarrassed. He was so poor now, where would he spend his money, "Alice, don't always mention money, how vulgar?"

"Stop talking nonsense, you have no money to get out! You have been drawing big cakes for so long, are you kidding me?" Alice patted the table unceremoniously.

"I'll give you the money. I'll start working as soon as I go to the union. Any SSS-level entrustment is nothing to me. By then, I can become very rich~" Merlin felt that there was no problem at all, and he was not afraid. The enemy is strong enough, but I am afraid that there is no copy to fight.

"Don't make trouble, okay? Let's not mention whether you, a piece of rubbish black iron, can accept SSS-level commissions. Even I have been an adventurer for so long, and I have never seen an SSS-level commission. You think you can accept it casually." Are you there?" Alice glared at Merlin, and said very seriously, "Hurry up and pay half of this month's rent, or I won't see your sincerity."

"Don't worry, Alice, have you forgotten who I am? There are seven great monarchs in the demon clan, and I am the strongest arrogant monarch. Do you think that I am so noble that I will not pay back the money I owe?" Merlin showed a little high With a cold attitude, I want to delay.

"Fart! That was before, and now you are a poor bum. Your only survival skill is cheating. If you are given money to sell your kidney, I guess you won't refuse." Alice said bluntly. dismantling.

"Uh, Alice, you look down on me too much..." Merlin took out a horse betting ticket from his back pocket, "Do you know what this is?"

"Horse betting tickets, something poor ghosts daydream about..." Alice curled her lips.

"Wrong! Alice, you really have no spirituality, that's why I always thought you were a vulgar person." Merlin held up the betting ticket and said very persistently

"Alice, listen up..."

"This is the ticket to reach the pinnacle of life!"

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Chapter 17

"Ha ha……"

Alice sneered, looking down on someone like Merlin who was addicted to betting on horses from the bottom of her heart.

"What kind of life's horse betting coupons? It's clearly a scam to further drain your blood and sweat. Although I know someone who made a fortune overnight by betting on horses, I'm sure that person is not you."

"Ugh!" Merlin was hurt in his heart, thinking that his luck was really bad, but this did not interfere with his longing for the future, "In short, you have to believe in my potential, I can definitely afford the rent, if you don't experience a big gamble in your life , that is incomplete."

"Oh, a guy who works as a cowherd in a tavern is ashamed to say that he has potential? I'm laughing to death~" Alice covered her mouth and smiled, sitting in front of the fried egg, planning to kill breakfast, "I don't care, if you If you still want to live in my house, you must bring money, or get out early."

"Okay~" Merlin snatched back the fried egg in front of Alice behind him.

"What are you doing? It's mine! I bought the eggs too!" Alice knocked on the table angrily.

"Since I have to pay, then I don't need to pretend to be a man, and I don't need to please you." Merlin swallowed the fried egg directly, rubbed his hands and said, "Isn't it just money? Wait, I'm going to get it done!"

Merlin turned away while humming a little tune without looking back. Alice was out of breath and threw the fork out.

As a result, Merlin took a step ahead, and the fork was nailed to the door, making a vibrating sound of "buzz".

"Bastard, don't come back and bother me!"

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later in the union.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Edward! Edward, are you swollen?"

"Why are you running so slowly today?!"

"It must be another shady scene! The shady scene of monopolyism!"

Merlin let out a series of screams in the trade union, and the horse betting tickets in his hands were firmly turned into balls by him.

Horse betting is still a relatively popular program in Great Britain. There will also be live broadcasts on the crystal screens in the trade unions. Many adventurers also play this thing, but it is true that there are not many guys who put all their eggs in one basket like Merlin.

Rukia received another rose today, and she deliberately put it on the counter, as if to show others how popular she is. She is indeed a scheming bitch, and she shook her head when she heard Merlin's screams.

What a pathetic man, I'm afraid only Alice would like him, he has a good skin for nothing, obviously he earns more by being a duck, right?

Rukia gave Merlin an evaluation in her heart, and she still doesn't understand why grandpa would personally give an ordinary person an adventurer certificate?It can't be an illegitimate child...

Although he is the lowest level of black iron adventurers, he also violated the guild regulations.

Moreover, yesterday's street compensation was all paid for by grandpa alone.

Rukia thought this was abnormal, because Grandpa Taylor was too kind to Merlin, which was very suspicious.

As for the old Taylor, he is still closing his eyes today. The old man stayed up all night last night, and his mind was full of Merlin's cutting.

As a man who has studied martial arts for half his life, he can't even see the movement of drawing a knife clearly, and the unimaginable destructive power is even more incomprehensible.

Old Taylor didn't ask who Merlin was and why he had such outstanding sword-drawing skills, because everyone's practice is a secret, and it would be rude to ask directly.

Especially for adventurers, many people used to be a bit of a black background, and no one would ask each other about their past. This is already an unwritten rule.

"Brother Merlin, I told you that if you want to buy Richard, Edward can't do it~" The alcoholic Hobbs patted Merlin on the shoulder, smelling of alcohol early in the morning, he raised his neck and started pouring vodka, "Ton ton ton ton Ton ton..."

Merlin wanted to cry, but unfolded the crumpled horse betting tickets in his hand. The salary of working for Sister Martha for a few months was wasted, "Damn it, next time I want to buy Richard..."

"Richard, okay~" Hobbs laughed straight, he seemed a little drunk, "By the way, you are living with Alice?"

"How do you know?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"My house is just across from Alice's rented apartment. I saw you kicked out by Alice last night when I was booing, hehehe~" Hobbs, an old man, smiled happily, with a red nose. of.

"That..." Merlin was embarrassed, a little hard to explain.

"Are you not good at that, or haven't handed in your homework for several days?" Hobbs straightened his waist twice, which was very obvious.

"What the hell?! Where are you thinking!" Merlin's eyes widened, a little conflicted.

Hobbs put his arms around Merlin's neck carelessly, looking very familiar, "Don't pretend, we are all men, understand, Alice wears fake breasts every day, anyone can see that, once you take them off, you will become Dull."

"Oh, this... I don't deny it." Merlin said lightly.

"So you need to vent properly, do you understand?" Hobbs raised his eyebrows.

"You mean venting...?" Merlin narrowed his eyes.

"There is a place called Helena's Secret Cabin in the east of Wrexham City. It is a man's paradise, a place we all know well~" Hobbs said happily.

"Oh huh~" Merlin wasn't very interested, it wasn't because he was in sage mode, but because he was over 200 years old, and he was really not enough for the opposite sex.

"There is a secret medicine there. After drinking it, you will think of your wife as the lover of your dreams. To be honest, you will look very beautiful when you look at the old woman. Make sure you hand in your homework on time and it is still too much." kind." Hobbs patted Merlin's chest, "How about it, brother? Did I save your family crisis?"

"I want to make it clear that I don't have that kind of relationship with Alice." Merlin endured for a long time before explaining.

"Don't pretend, everyone can understand. Alice has been single. She went out for half a month and brought back a man. She has been lonely for a long time. Dry firewood meets fire, and it is like a wolf when you ask for it." Hobbes Sighed, "Apart from other things, I sympathize with you. How can I say that Alice is also a relatively rare gold adventurer, and you are a black iron. If you don't work hard in other places, I am afraid that you will not be able to control this little fierce horse." .”

Merlin lay on the table without speaking, thinking that the world is full of malice, and everyone would misunderstand that he was having an affair with Alice.

Compared with this rumor, Merlin still cares more about his horse betting tickets, what should he buy next time?Richard?Roland seems pretty good too~

"Hey, Alice is here, are you planning to go out to work today?" Hobbs greeted Alice warmly.

Alice saw Merlin who was lying on the table, feeling a little depressed, rolled her eyes and said

"It's really a rotten person with similar smells!"

"Don't talk to me casually! Hmph~!"

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Chapter 18

"Merlin, your wife felt like she had been shot this morning. It seems that she has been suppressed for too long. You need to work harder." Hobbs poked Merlin.

"She's not my wife..." Merlin pouted.

Hobbs took a sip of vodka and shook his head

"It's over, it's over, this marriage won't last long, and we will leave sooner or later."

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Alice came to the counter and sat down directly, looking tired.

"Rukia, give me a glass of milk."

Rukia poured Alice a glass of milk, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong? You look so ugly..."

"Forget it, that bastard Merlin broke into my house in the middle of the night." Alice said angrily.

"Break into the house of a girl who lives alone in the middle of the night?" Rukia blushed and lost her mind, "And then..."

"Then you will live with me." Alice took a sip of milk calmly.

"Is this... so straightforward?" Lucia's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and seeing Merlin's late-stage lazy appearance, he was so active and enthusiastic in private, "And then?"

"I had just finished taking a bath, and I was only wearing a bath towel. He teased me with his mouth and pinched my butt." Alice squeezed out tears aggrieved, very annoyed.

"Fufufu, it sounds a bit erotic." Lukia blushed even more, and asked with a slightly excited tone, "It's inexplicably exciting to break in in the middle of the night and make a fuss... ah no , it makes people angry, what happens after that?"

"After that... Goo..." Alice whispered with a very sad expression on her face, "Afterwards, this bastard knocked me out with a banana, and I spent the night on the cold floor..."

"咻咻咻~" Rukia's face was burning red, her heart was filled with excitement, and the content of her brain was probably

Merlin broke into Alice's house at night, then molested Alice, and finally couldn't bear to use his big banana on the living room floor to conquer Alice.

It was obvious that Meilin had a woman's face, but it turned out to be unexpectedly tough...

"Lukia? What's wrong with you? The reaction is very strange..." Alice frowned, a little confused.

"Alice, are you someone who has experienced the beauty of a man? Tell me how it feels?" Rukia asked enthusiastically.

"What?!" Alice was confused, looking at Rukia like an idiot.

"Didn't you spend a wonderful night with your old friend Merlin? Lingering on the cold floor, conquered by a big banana~" Rukia's face was flushed, and she didn't know what restrictions she imagined level screen.

"No! Rukia stop your sexual fantasies quickly!" Alice was anxious, was there something wrong with what she said just now?

Taylor, the elder of the council who has been closing his eyes to meditate, can't help but fall into deep thought.

Is Merlin really strong?

Why does it sound like a simple flower picker?

It should be to relax the mind and let the strength go to the next level, right?