The Unemployed Demon Lord

As expected of a rising star in the cowherd world, I know that cooking is a plus in the impression of women.

Merlin thought deeply last night. In order to live here for nothing for a long time, he needs to express his goodwill. It is definitely not good if the relationship is too tense.

So Merlin decided to act charmingly, like a mature man, if Alice fell, he could stay as long as he wanted, this was an use without any emotion, just like a polite smile at work.

What does a girl who lives alone lack?

Of course, it is a sense of security. They always live alone in an empty house, and they will feel lonely, hesitant, helpless, and even lonely. They hope to have someone to accompany them.

The treacherous and cunning Merlin knew that this was a breakthrough, so he tried his best to make himself look less offensive, and then showed consideration everywhere, so that he would slowly corrode the iron wall in Alice's heart and successfully become a permanent resident here.

At that time, you can squeeze out the value of Alice as much as you want, depending on your mood.

But Merlin didn't think about it at all. His hatred in Alice's heart had already broken through the sky, and the chance of falling was pitifully small.

If it's a normal girl who suddenly meets a handsome and considerate man, maybe she can have a good time after breakfast.

Merlin was holding the fried egg, and saw that Alice was awake, her forehead was still a little red, and she was looking at herself with resentment.

"Morning, Miss Alice, did you have a good dream last night?"

Merlin put an fried egg on Alice's side, then sat down quietly, picked up the knife and fork.

"You bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

Alice was so angry that she stood up regardless of Sanqi 21, but the bath towel covering her body fell off, revealing her naked body, fair skin, and sexy collarbone. This girl's body was fully displayed in the early morning sunlight. come out.

Merlin looked embarrassed, looked at Alice's body, and calmly blew a teasing whistle.

"Shh~?"

Alice felt the cold wind blowing on her buttocks, and looked down, only to remember that she didn't wear anything in the bath yesterday.

Alice's face turned red, and her expression became terrified. It was a shame that she was seen all over.

"Yahahahah!"

Alice, who was bursting with shame, let out a high-decibel scream, and finally reacted like a normal girl.

Alice squatted down as fast as lightning, picked up the bath towel and covered her important parts.

"Miss Alice is really enthusiastic. She sent me benefits early in the morning, which made me a little flattered." Merlin said with a smile, and ate fried eggs with a knife and fork, "Since you are so enthusiastic, I will give some The evaluation is good, except for the breasts, other places are pretty good~”

"You... you, you, you..." Alice's face was burning red, and she yelled at Merlin, "You must die!"

"Miss Alice, please calm down. Being so angry in the morning is not good for your health." Merlin looked at Alice on the ground and said with a smile, "Come and eat something, try my devil omelette, To be honest, I only made it for my sister, and you are the first human being who can eat it, feel honored."

"Occupy my room, sleep in my bed, and eat my rations! You robber!" Tears were shining in Alice's eyes, she kept backing away, planning to take a rest and fight again in the future, after all, she was too embarrassed first, Put on the clothes first and then say, "You wait for me, I will never end with you! Hey, hey..."

Merlin watched Alice leave, and shook his head as he looked at her messily wrapped in a bath towel and returning to the house in a state of distress.

Is this script wrong?

It's normal to see someone cooking for themselves...

Shouldn't you be overwhelmed with emotion? !

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"Damn Merlin, I will take revenge sooner or later!"

"Remember it, I won't let you go!"

"Sooner or later, I will beat you up every day, so that you can't fight back, and become a lowly servant..."

Alice went back to the room cursing, and when she turned around, she was suddenly stunned, feeling that the room seemed to have been cleaned by someone, and it looked very clean, even the quilt was neatly folded.

Since she just came back yesterday, the room was a bit messy, but now...it was obviously cleaned by Merlin.

Alice originally thought that the room would be messed up by Merlin, but in reality, it seemed that she was worrying too much.

Surrounded by a dry bath towel, Alice sat on the bed in a daze, thinking that Merlin really seemed to be staying for one night, not to cause damage...

Alice reminded each other of a very important thing. She hurriedly opened the drawer under the wardrobe, and found that the original fat times she had just replaced yesterday were neatly folded and placed quietly inside.

This proves that he has been touched by Merlin for the first time, maybe even smelled of it!

Think about the way Merlin's eyes were about to burst when he heard the fat times, it's too perverted...

Alice felt a little dizzy, holding her forehead and thinking

These fat times of mine...

Have they all been defiled by the erotic demon king?

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After Merlin had breakfast outside, he was full of doubts.

It seems that Alice, the iron maiden, is too difficult to attack, and her beauty plan seems to have no effect.

Merlin thought about it carefully, and felt that Alice was a little too stingy. Since interests are involved, interests are the best solution. He seems to have thought of a better solution.

Alice got dressed in the room, brought her own rapier, and walked over imposingly.

She slapped the table with a "bang", and glared at Merlin with gritted teeth.

"Let's have a good talk, can you get out of my house!"

"Alice, with all due respect, you can't~" Merlin shook his head, feeling that the environment here is good, not like a nest at all.

"Then what do you want? Do you want to live and live here for free?!" Alice asked, the veins on her forehead throbbing.

"Yes, that's what I thought..."

"I'll fight with you! Boom..." Alice cried out in anger from Merlin, and wanted to pull out the rapier at her waist. Instead of letting Merlin suck up all the blood and sweat, she might as well fight hard.

"Hey, hey, I haven't finished talking yet!" Merlin signaled Alice to calm down, and continued, "I know it's shameful to eat and drink for nothing."

"Then why don't you leave here quickly!" Alice shouted angrily.

"But I thought of a win-win solution. After you hear it, you will definitely not drive me away..." Merlin said calmly.

"What?" Alice narrowed her eyes, knowing in her heart that it was useless to use force with Merlin, she could only reason.

"Ahem!" Merlin coughed twice, and said solemnly

"Dear Miss Alice..."

"How about we rent this apartment together?"

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Chapter 16

"Share rent?"

Alice was surprised, thinking that Merlin was playing some tricks again, and demons were an untrustworthy race.

"That's right, we live together in the house, so why don't we each get half of the monthly rent?" Merlin spread his hands.

"Why should I live with a despicable guy like you?" Alice was disgusted physically and mentally, and was very resistant to living with Merlin.

"Because you need it!" Merlin said seriously, "Think about how hard your life is, right? The rent is a lot of money, so it's a big burden for you, right? If you can't do it alone, then two people should pay it together. Wouldn't it be a lot easier~"

Alice was startled, seemingly interested, and sat silently in front of Merlin.

Merlin's suggestion was exactly what Alice was looking forward to the most. It would be the best thing to cut the rent in half.

If someone shares the rent with me and pays half of the rent, I can have a lot of money left over for my monthly expenses, but my life is so tight.

"Share rent? Why should I share rent with you?"

"Is there anyone more suitable than me?" Merlin pointed to himself and said seriously, "I'm better than those unfamiliar people, right?"

"This..." Alice thought for a while. Although Merlin is a bastard, he has no character problems. It is really not safe to live with a stranger.

"To be honest, when I helped you clean the room last night, I found the small vault under your bed. I opened it and found it..." Merlin showed a bit of contempt for Alice, "You are really poor... "

"What are you doing... moving my little treasury? Are you stealing my money?" Alice asked eagerly. The little treasury was saved by Alice with great difficulty. If Merlin really ransacked the little treasury, she would have no place to cry.

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Merlin shook his head and said seriously, "Miss Alice, pay attention to your attitude. I am the arrogant monarch of the demon clan. Steal? Grid~"

It seemed that someone had already forgotten about the matter of stealing other people's lambs.

Alice was a little relieved, but she was still a little suspicious. She planned to go back and count later, and if she lost a gold coin, she would fight Merlin desperately.

"Alice, think about the shared renting matter..." Merlin looked at Alice with great interest, and slowly tapped his fingers on the table.

Alice calmed down, and felt that co-renting is not impossible. It can really help her solve the current predicament of the Moonlight Clan, but she is a former brave man, and she wants to live with the former devil king. The romance novels written by those bards are not enough. It's real! ?

"No! We are enemies!"

"It's all about the year of the monkey? We've been retired for so long, and we're still hostile. Now we're just ordinary people running around for our own lives..." Merlin twisted his mouth, looking very helpless.

"I……"

Alice was at a loss for words. Although the faction was not hostile, the hatred had not been eliminated, but now she really needed someone to help her share the pressure of life.

For the sake of living, it's not impossible to live with Merlin reluctantly, besides, he didn't make trouble, and even cleaned the room for himself, thinking about it...

"You won't harass me when we're renting together, will you?"

Although what Alice said was very cryptic, Merlin still understood. He glanced at Alice's dildo stuffed in the breast pad, curled his lips and said ruthlessly, "Tch, don't think too much, okay? You were put to play by me. How many times, don't you have a clue?"

"I..." Alice suddenly became angry. Being put on play so many times, she must be saying from the side that she has no feminine charm, what a hateful person, "Share renting... It's not impossible, but the property fee, water and electricity bills , sanitation fees, house maintenance fees, etc., all have to be half of each person!"

Merlin raised his eyelids and thought about it. Now that he is an adventurer, it shouldn't be difficult to make money, right?So he nodded, "Okay..."

"The bed is mine. I hope you can use the bathroom at night, and the bathroom is my priority!" Alice was not polite, and basically took advantage of everything she could.

"I also want to sleep in bed~" Merlin was more concerned about this.

"No! I'm the first one to sleep, and the sofa is your place!" Alice said seriously.

"Okay..." Merlin shrugged, thinking that the sofa is better than the stable.

Alice thought about it for a while and felt that there was nothing wrong with it, but she still had to put on a high profile, "You have to figure it out for me, correct your attitude, I only reluctantly agreed to the terms of the shared lease because of the pity of you bastard, not because of anything else. What, you should thank me in your heart, hum~!"

"Oh, I'm very grateful..." Merlin had no expression on his face, and replied perfunctorily, thinking that this guy was clearly having fun in his heart, right?Some people are willing to share half of the expenses without interfering with life.

The fact is exactly the same, Alice is very happy, her normal expenses have been reduced by half, and she can save a lot of small money every month.

Hee hee, mentally handicapped demon king, let me make good use of it!Drain his worth...