The Unemployed Demon Lord

As expected of Merlin, the mentality of the strong is different...

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Arnold, who was sent to the sky by Merlin yesterday, also came to the trade union.

Although he was injured by a punch, he was cured by a priest's healing spell.

Arnold is the son of the Duke of Austin's family, so he wouldn't go to a doctor wearing a crow mask like a poor man.

"Arnold, hiccup~"

Hobbs was acquainted and greeted Arnold. He probably drank too much and began to hiccup frequently.

Arnold saw Merlin standing there thinking for a while, then walked over directly.

"Merlin, I didn't expect you, a country bumpkin, to be quite powerful, but I underestimated you yesterday..."

"Oh?" Merlin raised his head and glanced at Arnold lightly.

"Don't think that just because you won the duel yesterday, you can get Miss Alice's mating rights! I won't admit it!" Arnold said with a serious expression.

"Pfft!" Alice, who was drinking milk, started to spit out the milk, "Shut up! Arnold, you idiot! The mating rights of the females in your family are for duels!"

"I thought about it for a long time last night. Winning Miss Alice's mating rights with a duel seems too childish and unfair to Miss Alice." Arnold said seriously, completely ignoring Alice over there. .

"You're smart..." Alice relaxed a little, and continued to drink milk, thinking that she was going to joke about her mating rights again.

"So I decided to use the system of two wins out of three, and only the person who wins twice can get Miss Alice's mating right!" Arnold said solemnly, seemingly after careful consideration.

"Pfft!" Alice pitifully didn't take a few sips of a glass of milk, and sprayed it all on the ground, "Arnold! Are you mentally retarded! Get out of here!"

"Today! I want to avenge myself!" Arnold pulled out the pure gold and diamond-studded sword at his waist, "Come on, hillbilly Merlin, I want to prove that you are not worthy of Miss Alice's love, let alone be with Miss Alice. Mating! Beautiful women are only for the strong..."

"Excuse me, can I cut this guy?" Alice's face was frosty, dripping water gloomyly, and she slowly pulled out the rapier.

"Calm down Alice, fighting with weapons is not allowed in the union." Lucia smiled.

"What's the use of you coming by yourself? As a nobleman, shouldn't you hire some bodyguards to get me? This is a common way of the rich second generation." Mei Lin asked with interest.

"Are you insulting me? As a nobleman, you must have noble morals. Dueling is sacred. Letting other people intervene is an act of a villain." Arnold showed a little pride, and continued, "I, Arnold Austin , as the eldest son of the Earl's family, I don't bother with despicable actions! I want to win Miss Alice's love under fair and just conditions!"

"Arnold, I'm not interested in a mentally handicapped person like you, will you die soon?" Alice said helplessly over there, especially annoying the stalker.

Merlin smiled, thinking that there are still such guys among the nobles. They look noble, but they are actually a bit silly. It feels strange to think of the red musketeers drawing their guns together.

"Come on, although you are a country bumpkin, I admit your strength, as a rival in love, you are a very good opponent!" Arnold played a few crappy court swordsmanship, not knowing what the teacher taught him, "Merlin, let's duel! "

"I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to raise my hand to hit you..." Merlin said lazily.

"You actually refused my duel? You really don't look like a man..." Arnold sighed.

"No, what does Alice's mating rights have to do with me, why is it that I'm involved?" Merlin sighed, he was afraid of trouble because he was a late-stage lazy cancer.

"Here it goes again, little brother Merlin, hiccup~" Hobbs put his arms around Merlin's shoulders, and said, reeking of wine, "You are living with Alice now, how can you say it's okay?"

"What!? You're actually living with Miss Alice...!" Arnold took a step back, a little hard to accept the reality.

"Yeah, Merlin and Alice are living together, and they are now in a relationship. You have no chance, Arnold, hiccup~" Hobbs obviously had too much to drink.

"No...you can't?" Arnold became dazed, and his life lost its meaning.

"That's enough, Hobbs, you want to die! We're not living together! We just had the idea of ​​renting together, and that bastard last night was trespassing illegally!" Alice was in a hurry, feeling that the misunderstanding was getting bigger and bigger.

"It's not just cohabitation~" Rukia blushed and said excitedly like a loudspeaker

"On the living room floor last night, Alice was conquered by Merlin's big banana! Hee hee..."

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Chapter 19

What should play?

Alice is conquered by my big banana?

Countless black lines suddenly fell on Merlin's forehead.

"No, Rukia, what nonsense are you talking about!?" Alice panicked.

"Miss Alice has been... conquered by the big banana..." Arnold's expression was blank, as if he had instantly turned into a salted fish that had lost his dreams, and he knelt on the ground with a plop, "No!!"

"Brother Merlin, you're pretty good, Big Banana Hiccup~" Hobbs patted Merlin on the shoulder, then passed out drunk, and fell asleep on the table.

"Merlin!" Arnold stood up from the ground, his face full of grief and indignation, "Don't run away, let's fight!"

"Have you not given up yet?" Merlin frowned.

"It doesn't matter if you have defiled Miss Alice with big bananas, I'll take this one!" Arnold showed forgiveness.

"Take your mother's head! Don't get me wrong!" Alice's face flushed with shame and anger.

"Okay, okay, it's just a duel, hurry up." Merlin put on an impatient gesture, and decided to send Arnold to the hospital, so as not to bother himself.

"I..." Arnold sounded Merlin's Rising Dragon Fist. He was a little nervous for a while, and thought of a different idea, "Well, the charm of a man is not only measured by force, but also by personal ability. I decided to show myself well. Defeat you from the side, let Miss Alice change her mind, and see my shining point."

"Oh, and then?" Merlin leaned on his face and said with general interest.

Arnold groped from his arms for a while, took out a piece of parchment, and threw it in front of Merlin, like an afternoon call, "This! This is a recently released Denbighshire commission, and all Welsh adventurers can participate together. , how about we use this to duel?"

"What?" Merlin frowned and took it over, looked at the entrusted parchment, the content is as follows

Entrustment grade: A

Details: There have been a large number of undead in Denbighshire recently, and they urgently need to be cleaned up. Now there are signs that adventurers are going to crusade. There is no limit to the number. Participation can get 1000 gold coins, and those who perform outstandingly can get 5000 gold coins.

Requirements: Adventurers below the gold level need to form a team.

Bounty: 1000~5000 gold coins.

Client: Denbighshire Garrison Regiment.

After reading it, Merlin felt that the conditions were quite relaxed. If he went to hang around, he would get money, which is really generous.

"How about Merlin? Let's use this entrustment to compete! Let's see who is the one who is outstanding!" Arnold drew his sword back to its sheath and said seriously, "I will prove with my strength who is worthy of Alice. Miss man!"

"Lukia, what are they talking about?" Alice didn't hear clearly.

"That, it's a commission from Denbighshire, and the recruitment has just started recently." Lucia took out a parchment of the same commission from below, and handed it to Alice for her to see.

Alice looked at it, and said in surprise, "A large number of dead spirits? What's going on? It's still a commission from the Garrison Corps."

"I don't know the exact situation, but I heard that a few tomb robbers discovered an underground palace and touched something after they sneaked in. Then, undead creatures began to appear in that underground palace to attack the surrounding villages. It seems that the situation is quite critical. The garrison troops There are not enough people." Rukia explained simply.

"Really..." Alice seems to be a little interested in this security, and dark creatures are quite easy for her to deal with, as long as she doesn't encounter perverted demons like Merlin, after all, her sword "Aria of Light" , has a restraining effect on dark creatures.

"Miss Alice..." Arnold walked over and put the roses he got from somewhere in his mouth again.

"Stay away from me, mental retardation is contagious." Alice didn't show a good face, and she was annoyed at seeing Arnold's doggy plaster.

"I'm sorry for disturbing you, but I have business to do." Arnold became nervous. Although he looked like a heroine in a shoujo manga, his emotional intelligence was indeed mentally retarded.

"If you have a fart, let it go, if you don't have a fart, get out." Alice's eyes were full of hostility.

"Hey, Miss Alice, I sincerely invite you to join my team and go to work in Denbighshire together." Arnold bowed slightly. As expected of a nobleman, he has learned etiquette very well.

"Why should I form a team with you? You are a black iron, and your strength is still so weak. I don't want to form a team with someone who is lagging behind." Alice said bluntly.

"I knew that Miss Alice would say that. To be honest, I was entrusted to spend a lot of money to hire a strong man of the holy order. Xiangcheng wanted to become the leader of the crusade team and get the full reward of 5000 gold coins. It's a breeze, and I would be honored if Miss Alice would join in."

Arnold said confidently that since he wanted to compete with Merlin, he certainly would not dare to challenge him rashly, and he had already found a powerful helper.

After all, Arnold has no real advantages, the only advantage is that he is rich.

"Holy rank powerhouse? Who is it?" Alice was a little taken aback.

"It's the strong man who just joined the union yesterday, Mr. Claude. He seems to be interested in the undead in Denbighshire, so I bought him with a lot of money and let him form a team with me. How about it? Is Miss Alice a bit I'm interested..." Arnold rubbed his hands.

"Claude?"

Alice recalled the black-armored warrior with the epee, and had a little friction with Merlin.

But this entrustment is okay, and it doesn't seem to be dangerous.

And there is a holy rank powerhouse to help out, so the crusade will definitely be quite easy.

Alice feels that this wave of business is not a loss, and she can make a profit without losing money. It seems that she only needs to paddle in the past.

"Okay, let's form a team together."

"Miss Alice, you made a wise choice." Overjoyed, Arnold turned his head and said, "Lukia, help me stamp it."

Rukia rolled her eyes, and stamped the team commission of Arnold, Claude, and Alice, effective immediately.

Merlin was also interested in this commission. As the first commission, it was good to test the waters, so he took the commission to find Alice to form a team. After all, Alice was an acquaintance.

"Alice, shall we form a team together?"

"G, U, N!"

Alice showed a disgusted expression, turned her head and walked out.

Although Merlin is also a strong teammate, when Alice is teamed up with the big devil, she is in conflict physically and mentally.

"Tsk!" Merlin froze, frowning, thinking that this dead washboard guy has a small chest and a big temper.

"Merlin, the duel between men has already started. I will prove with facts that if you have money, you can really do whatever you want~" Arnold showed a cool expression, and then left.

"Mr. Merlin, you have to work hard. Although Arnold is rich and handsome, you can't give up your dream. Go home and use your big banana to train Alice. I think she will fall in love with you with all her heart." Rukia encouraged, her face was as red as a big apple, she was obviously very excited, hello? 110?

There is a **** here!

Will you please take her away?

Merlin frowned, with complicated emotions, how many times he had to explain before others could understand that he had nothing to do with Alice.

"Miss Rukia, I also want to accept this commission."

"That...you are Black Iron, you need to form a team, at least two people." Rukia explained embarrassingly.

"Can't I do it myself?" Merlin said seriously.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Merlin, the rules are dead." Rukia smiled awkwardly but politely.

Merlin scratched his head, looked back at the adventurers in the guild, and shouted