The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Although Miss Alice has a bad temper, she is a good girl. It is really hard for a girl to live alone. I am really happy to see her married." The landlady showed a trace of emotion and continued, "At the beginning Seeing her dragging her suitcase and sweating profusely looking for a house in Wrexham is really pitiful. It reminds me of myself when I was young, working hard alone until I met my other half. , to be truly happy.”

"Uh..." Merlin looked back in surprise, thinking

Alice this guy...

Is life really hard?

It sounds sad and tearful.

Is it my fault?

(?-?)? ?

Chapter 14

"Miss Alice's life is still quite tight. She often goes to venues with big sales, and she has limited new clothes every season. I remember when she was looking for a house, because she couldn't find a suitable one, she even slept in a tavern. There It is not a place where a girl lives, and when she found me, I gave the lowest price largely out of sympathy, and sincerely hoped to help this girl who lives alone."

Listening to the landlady's narration, Merlin felt a little touched in his heart, not sympathy for Alice.

Instead, she was surprised by her life, and always thought that this washboard was much more nourishing than her own life.

Merlin suddenly remembered that he was playing the role of Alice's husband first, so he squeezed out a smile and said awkwardly.

"I... I thank you for your generosity in place of Alice."

"If my daughter could have a child, she might be as old as Miss Alice. Maybe it gave me some illusions at the time?" The landlady laughed.

Merlin didn't know how to answer, thinking that we human beings are really emotional species, wait a minute!I'm not a human now, but a demon, right?It seems that they are becoming more and more dull and indifferent to human emotions. Is this good or bad?

"Actually, as an old lady, I hope you can take good care of Miss Alice by saying so much. Maybe the pressure of life makes one person breathless, but if two people share it together, there will be no problem at all." The landlady said with a smile .

"I will... take good care of her..." Merlin forced a smile, thinking

Sorry.

We are not married.

And we are enemies!

The kind that would fight within three seconds of meeting...

(??ω???)

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The landlady left after collecting the money. Before leaving, she told Merlin and Alice not to quarrel.

Alice smiled all over her face, shook her head and said no, she still looked very polite.

But the moment the door is closed

"Merlin, you bastard! How dare you slander my innocence! Go to hell!"

Alice pulled out the rapier, and a trace of cold air rippled out, stabbing straight at Merlin.

Merlin smiled crookedly, and easily clamped the blade with two fingers, making it difficult for him to move forward.

"Miss Alice, calm down, don't be so excited."

"You bastard!" Alice found that her rapier seemed to be restrained by iron tongs, making it difficult to move, and the difference in strength was too great.

"I'm not a bastard, I'm your husband now, don't swing your sword at me, do you want to be a widow?" Merlin said with a smile.

"Shut up! You shameless person!" Alice blushed and cursed angrily.

"Be honest, please, don't be so irritable, you will disturb the neighbors." Merlin flicked his fingers, and easily shocked Alice back two steps, "And don't go too far, once I do it, the house will be left in an instant. Fragments, I can pat my ass and leave, but you still have to lose money, and you are thinking about drawing your sword against me."

"I..." Alice raised her sword and hesitated for a moment. Thinking about it, it would be too bad for her if she destroyed the house, so she put away the sword and switched to talking and fighting, "Get out of here! This is my home !"

"I'm staying here for a while, and I don't intend to rob you of your house?" Merlin sat unsteadily on the sofa, posing like a big guy, picked up the banana next to him and started eating.

What Alice couldn't stand the most was that Merlin threw it on the floor unceremoniously after eating, and it took a lot of effort to clean the floor, okay? !

"I don't allow it, you get out of here! You are not allowed to stay in my house for a second!" Alice walked over and grabbed Merlin's collar.

Originally, Alice didn't wear much, and simply wearing a bath towel looked sexy and seductive. If it wasn't for Merlin's calmness, she would have been short of breath and her blood was surging.

"Miss, don't be like this, I've already come in, you don't want to drive me out..." Merlin thickened his face and remained unmoved in the slightest.

"You rascal! Get out! Get out of my house!" Alice put her knees on the sofa, the towel was torn, revealing the mystery inside.

"Why are you so fastidious? I'm only staying for a while, and I'll move out when I have a suitable house." Merlin smiled helplessly, thinking that the washboard is really stingy~

"G, U, N!" Alice grabbed Merlin's collar tightly and shook it vigorously, turning him into a rattle immediately.

Merlin's gaze alternated back and forth between far and near, but what remained unchanged was the flatness of Alice's chest, as if she was wearing a silver scale breastplate.

Merlin was really worried that he would hit the washboard and break his skull or something, so he touched Alice's butt with his backhand and squeezed it hard.

"Ah ah!"

Alice exclaimed, her face flushed, and she stepped back clutching her buttocks, feeling the burning pain where she was pinched.

She thought that Merlin was a very serious person, so she didn't take precautions. She didn't expect that he was a prudish person, and he was taken advantage of by accident.

There were tears in Alice's eyes, and she felt that it was a great shame for Merlin to touch her butt.

"You...you you you...you rascal! Sex maniac! I'm going to fight you..."

Merlin's expression was a little dazed, and he shook his hand twice, feeling unexpectedly refreshed, especially the Q bomb.

"Miss Alice, to be honest, the feel of your butt is much stronger than that of your chest. It is obvious that the fat pile is in the wrong place, haha..."

"Shut up! Get out!" Alice didn't dare approach Merlin for fear of being sexually harassed.

"Hey." Merlin ignored Alice, got up and ran to the boudoir, and swooped down, lying on the bed in a big character shape, feeling a girlish atmosphere around him, "It's such a soft bed, Alice, you can enjoy it~ "

"Get out of my room! Are you dirty? Don't just lie on my bed!" Alice was a little impatient, and rushed into her room. If she couldn't beat Merlin, she insisted on chopping this guy into ten pieces with her sword. eight paragraphs.

"From today onwards, this bed will be requisitioned by me, you can sleep on the sofa, it's such a happy decision!" Merlin was not polite at all.

"Get out of here!" Alice climbed onto the bed, kicked Merlin off, and defended her territory.

Then push this cheeky guy out of his room with all his strength.

"What do you want? This is my home, you leave quickly!"

"I'm just staying here for a while, and I don't want to hang on." Merlin spread his hands and said innocently.

"Why!? I don't owe you anything." Alice said sternly.

"We are old friends, let me live for a while without dying." Merlin sighed.

"No!" Alice's tone was firm.

Merlin had no choice but to turn around and lie on the sofa, and said lazily, "I won't fight for the bed with you, I can sleep on the sofa, right? Isn't that too much?"

"Bastard! Either you die or I die today!" Alice thumped her bare feet and rushed towards Merlin, only to step on the banana peel that was thrown just now, and her delicate body was suspended in the air in an instant, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"

It's too late, it's slow

Merlin wanted to catch the fallen Alice with good intentions, and reached out to grab the towel on her back.

But because the bath towel was wrapped casually, Merlin tore it off with a "stab".

Alice instantly turned into a **, spun in mid-air like a small whirlwind top, and then fell to the ground with a "crack", and had an intimate contact with the floor.

"Uh..." The black line on Merlin's forehead immediately came down. Looking at the motionless Alice on the floor with her butt naked, she felt extremely complicated, "Miss Alice? Alice, are you okay?"

Alice, who was naked, didn't respond, probably passed out.

Merlin scratched his head, unfolded the bath towel, covered Alice, and played her

"Miss Alice, my condolences."

"Tonight, your bed is mine."

"And you, just sleep on the floor obediently, puff~"

o(///▽///)q

Chapter 15

Early the next morning.

After poor Alice woke up, there was still a cold floor in front of her.

She really slept on the ground all night, with a towel on her body, and it seemed that nothing exciting happened.

In a daze, Alice heard the crackling sound of the oil pan, as if someone was using the kitchen.

where am I?

who am I?

What am I going to do?

(,,????,,)

Alice's head was dizzy and she was in a very unconscious state.

It is estimated that I knocked my forehead last night, which made my thinking less flexible.

Alice slowly got up from the ground and slept all night on the cold floor, which made her feel sore all over.

She rubbed her loose eyes and saw that someone was busy in the kitchen.

Yup!

Big bastard Merlin!

That guy invaded my territory!

And plotting against me with a banana peel...

This scoundrel, I must kick him out!

Merlin finished cooking breakfast in the kitchen and came out with two plates of fried eggs.

Regardless of Merlin's virtue, he actually knows how to cook, and he looks like a family man wearing an apron.