The Unemployed Demon Lord

She was really a bit stupid, even though she kicked her, she was completely watched by Merlin, and whoever suffered a loss felt a little guilty.

Alice didn't want to have anything to do with Merlin, so she was satisfied after kicking her, and happily planned to go back to the bathroom for a while before the hot water cooled down.

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outside.

Merlin touched his aching nose, feeling a little embarrassed that his invasion evolution failed.

I didn't expect Alice's temper to be stinky and hard, and it was simply a rhythm of soft and hard.

Merlin felt that he needed to think of other ways to do it. Wrexham himself had no acquaintances, so who else could he blackmail if he didn't blackmail Alice?

Just when Merlin was helpless at the same place, an old lady wearing a silk dress and a small leather bag in her hand came over. She had light makeup on her face, her white hair was curled a lot, and her skin became pale due to old age. The lipsticked lips are particularly conspicuous.

Merlin can be regarded as someone who has seen the world. The old woman's dress slowly reveals a petty bourgeoisie. She is not an aristocrat, but also a type of person who controls resources.

The old lady came straight to Merlin and asked, "Who are you? What are you doing standing in front of my house?"

"Your house?" Merlin was stunned.

"This is my house, but I rent it to Miss Alice." The old lady nodded.

Merlin looked at the person in front of him, it turned out to be the landlady.

and many more!I know how to get in, oh hehehe...

"Cough!" Merlin coughed lightly and said calmly, "I am Alice's husband."

"Huh?" The landlady was startled and obviously very surprised, "Miss Alice is married? She was still single last month..."

"We... We fell in love at first sight, a quick marriage." Merlin said nonsense, and began to have a relationship with Alice.

"So that's the case, but Miss Alice is a washboard, with a bad temper, an unlovable personality, and a very stingy person. I was really surprised that someone would fall in love with her at first sight." The landlady said Alice black Turned upside down.

exactly!That's right!

Sure enough, other people's views are the same as mine!

Look at what's wrong with Alice, is she still arrogant every day?

Merlin nodded sharply, feeling better about being kicked.

"You look very talented, but you actually marry Miss Alice. I really feel wronged..." The landlady showed some sympathy in her eyes.

Merlin felt very comfortable and super happy, "It's okay, for the peace of Great Britain, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!?"

"With such awareness at a young age, our nation that never sets will rise up among the nations of the world sooner or later." The landlady's wife seems to be a radical thinker.

Merlin smiled awkwardly, thinking, I'm sorry, sister, I'm older than you.

"But why are you standing outside the door?" the landlady asked very puzzled.

"My..." Merlin scratched his head and said awkwardly, "I had a fight with Alice, and she lost her temper and wouldn't let me in."

"Is that so? Miss Alice has such a bad temper. It's really hard for you." The landlady shook her head and said in the tone of someone who has experienced it, "It's normal for husband and wife to quarrel. It's a bit too much to drive out."

"Yes! This bitch is too much!" Merlin echoed beside her.

"Since I'm here, let me adjust it for you." The landlady was about to intervene.

"Thank you so much..." Merlin was eager to use his strength, thinking

hiahiaahia!

Alice sees the move!

Forget your landlady!

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house.

Alice had just soaked in the bathtub and made a comfortable sound, and then something embarrassing happened.

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong—"

Alice frowned instantly, and stood up in a jerk, with the sound of splashing water.

She clenched her fists and shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Merlin! You bastard! Don't bully people too much!"

Alice didn't even dry herself, put on a towel, and walked out of the bathroom.

He went to the room and pulled out his rapier, visually predicting that he would fight Merlin to the death.

Alice ran to open the door angrily, swaggered the rapier brazenly, and opened her mouth to speak.

"Aren't you finished? You see, you want to... eh!!"

Before Alice finished her lines, she held back her stomach, and her expression became extremely astonished.

In front of Merlin was a meaningful smile, and the short landlady was standing in front of Merlin, looking at Alice coldly.

Merlin felt that he was being raped by the landlady, and was doing crazy spiritual output to Alice, and she had nothing to do with herself.

"House... Good evening, Mrs. Landlady... It's been a long time, haha..." Alice changed her face very quickly, but her smile was uglier than crying, and she scolded Merlin in her heart, killing herself !

"Miss Alice..." the landlady paused and said in a very serious tone

"The lease contract is very clear, and you are not allowed to wield swords in the house."

"Your appearance obviously violates the spirit of the contract. I don't want to rent the house to a guest who destroys it at will."

Chapter 13

Merlin stood behind the landlady, showing a wry smile, obviously mocking Alice.

Let her be so bad-tempered that she can't get mad in front of the landlady, right?

A trace of grievance appeared in Alice's heart, and she wondered why the landlady was standing with Merlin.

Although Alice wanted to scold Merlin here, she still needed to be polite in front of the landlady.

"I... I didn't wield swords, I was exercising~"

Alice smiled like a flower, one moment she was fierce like a hungry wolf, and the next moment she became a docile little sheep.

"Exercising won't make you rush out with a sword, right? I thought Miss Alice was going to commit murder just now?" the landlady said in a serious tone.

"Exactly! What are you messing around with?! What does it look like to wield swords and knives in other people's houses! Hurry up and put away the swords!" Merlin echoed, speaking with the same aura as the master of the house.

"What did you bastard say? Why are you yelling at me..."

Alice couldn't understand Merlin's fake tiger prestige, and raised her sword to vent her anger, but the landlady didn't want to, and said immediately.

"Miss Alice, please pay attention to your attitude..."

"Yes... I'm sorry, I couldn't help it just now, haha..." Alice's angry face disappeared immediately, and she smiled politely.

Merlin was overjoyed, and he liked the way Alice was so angry that she was helpless.

"Miss Alice, although I am an outsider, I have to say a few words to you. You have not been married for a long time, and there are small conflicts everywhere, so be patient and considerate of each other. Don't always quarrel. This is not good for the relationship between the two parties. " said the landlady earnestly.

Merlin suppressed a smile all over his face, and the landlady gave him a good shot. It seems that Alice's house is settled for himself!

"Eh!? Marriage? What marriage?" Alice was stunned, with question marks in her mind.

"Don't hide it, I know you're angry, but isn't it a bit too much for you to drive your husband out? It's not a joke to draw your sword every now and then. Conflicts between husband and wife should be resolved through negotiation. It is obviously not good to use force " said the landlady seriously.

"No, I have nothing to do with this guy!" Alice gritted her teeth and glared at Zhou Han, thinking what did this bastard say to the landlady? !

"Huh?" The landlady gave Merlin a surprised look.

"Alice, why are you doing this? I've already apologized, so don't lose your temper. Why do you always say we're not married?" Merlin hurriedly saved the day, making things unclear.

The landlady instantly understood the situation, and it turned out that what Alice said was all angry words, "Yes, Miss Alice, marriage is sacred, don't just deny it casually, I think your husband loves you very much, Now that he has sincerely apologized, let this unpleasantness pass."

"No! We are enemies! It's not that kind of relationship at all!" Alice explained aggrievedly, and then glared at Merlin, waving her rapier to kill her, "You bastard! How dare you slander my innocence!"

"Miss Alice, if you continue to act like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to continue renting out my house to you. It seems that you can't control your emotions. I'm a little worried that you will be unhappy someday, so I demolished my house..." When the landlady saw that Alice was about to attack with a rapier, her complexion immediately turned ugly.

Merlin smiled happily from behind, thinking Alice is stupid now?If you don't let me live, she can't live either, seconds~

"How...how could it be? I don't usually draw a sword at home..." Alice smiled uglier than crying, and she was very unwilling.

"Would you please calm down and put down your sword?" suggested the landlady.

"I...I...Okay..." Alice trembled angrily, scolding Merlin in her heart, but under pressure from the landlord, she had to put down the sword.

This house is pretty good, close to the union, well-equipped, and the price is fair. It's hard to find another house in Wrexham, and Alice doesn't want to mess it up.

"Miss Alice, I hope you can restrain yourself a bit. After all, marriage is a matter between two people. We understand each other and there is no conflict that cannot be resolved." The landlady persuaded.

"Hmm." Alice nodded, but she didn't even refute. She could tell now that she was getting darker and darker, so she simply didn't explain it, and waited for the landlady to leave, and then settled with Merlin.

The landlady turned to Merlin and said, "Please go back too, the neighbors will laugh at you if you are kicked out in the middle of the night."

"Thank you, I didn't expect to trouble you about the two of us. I'm really sorry." Merlin walked into the room swaggeringly as he spoke. In order to perform the trick, he took advantage of the opportunity to put his arms around Alice's waist, " Honey, don't be angry with me, let's live happily together!"

Alice was very annoyed, she gritted her silver teeth, and felt the temperature of Merlin's fiery hands spread through the bath towel.

Her face was flushed, and she glared at Merlin fiercely from embarrassment, full of murderous intent.

"You... what kind of eyes are you looking at?" Merlin's forehead was dripping with cold sweat.

Alice was out of breath, secretly elbowed Merlin hard on the chest, telling him to stay away from her.

Merlin took two steps back, rubbing his chest, feeling a little dissatisfied.

"Cough!" The landlady ignored the secret rivalry between the two, but interjected, "Miss Alice, if possible, please settle this month's rent."

"Oh, okay, I'll go get the money right now..." Alice managed to force a smile, thinking that luckily the swordsmen Smith and his wife gave her some money, just enough to pay the rent.

After Alice turned and left, Merlin heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he would be able to eat and drink for free here in the future, and there is also a free house to live in, which is really very profitable...

"Sir, let me give you a spare key." The landlady handed Merlin a spare key of the house.

"You are..." Merlin looked at the key in puzzlement.

"Miss Alice still has a bad temper. If you are kicked out again in the future, you can use this key to enter the house." The landlady smiled kindly.

"You... are really a good person..." Merlin was in a complicated mood, thinking that he had already given him the keys to this house, so wouldn't that mean letting him live as he pleases?