The Unemployed Demon Lord

Merlin used a wooden knife to easily open Alice's attack, and he didn't forget to sneer.

Alice felt that her body was a little out of balance. She had practiced swordsmanship for so long, but it was easily resolved by Merlin's wooden knife, and this bastard looked relaxed, and he didn't use all his strength at all.

Immediately after the second paragraph was played, the flickering silver light of the rapier closed Merlin's eyes.

"It looks fancy, but it's useless..."

Merlin used a wooden knife to push away Alice's rapier and force her back.

This contemptuous attitude hurt Alice's self-esteem a bit. It seemed that she couldn't even touch Merlin with the swordsmanship she had honed for so long.

The stubborn Alice refused to admit defeat, and finally shot straight in the third paragraph, heading for Merlin's heart.

"Go to hell! Bastard!"

"Ha ha……"

Merlin sneered, and slashed the wooden knife horizontally, hitting Alice's hand, causing her to cry out in pain, and the rapier fell to the ground, feeling like being stung by a scorpion, so painful that she shed tears.

"What is the essence of the Great Snow Mountain? To this extent..."

Merlin felt that he was bullying the children, it was very boring.

There is no need for any moves at all, just hit the weak point and Alice will kneel.

Merlin returned the wooden knife to its place with his backhand, put on the posture of drawing the knife and slashing, and pulled out the knife abruptly without any politeness, the chilling aura exploded immediately, attacking the panicked Alice.

"Uh!" Alice's eyes widened, feeling the familiar pressure, and a sense of certain death emerged spontaneously, making her soul fall into an ice cellar.

It turned out to be true, Merlin's strength has nothing to do with the magic sword, even the wooden sword has the same power.

The bursts of near-death threats stimulated Alice's potential. In just a moment, the high-level coercion suddenly rushed up a lot, trying to escape from the sword.

But it didn't work, the sword attack was faster than perception.

"Yeah!" Alice screamed, and immediately lay on the ground, her forehead was red.

"Eh!?" Merlin accidentally knocked Alice unconscious with a stick, and passed out immediately. His face turned black, and his face was full of shock.

Emmmm......

Excuse me.

I really didn't want to hit Alice.

It was just a slip of the hand.

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Chapter 14: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin had already controlled the power of drawing the sword to the minimum, it was N times smaller than when he was fighting against Old Taylor, basically there would be no threat to his life.

But at the critical moment, when the momentum was closing, because he was not used to the wooden knife, he slipped his hand and knocked Alice out with a stick.

As the Great Demon King, Merlin can of course perfectly control the power of drawing the sword and slashing, so that he can retract and release freely, but he can't be blamed for his slippery hands.

Merlin looked down at the fainting Alice, dense cold sweat and black lines appeared on his forehead.

It is estimated that this guy will not wake up at night, and he will lose his temper when he wakes up.

Merlin picked up Alice and left the dojo silently

"Forget it, let's go home..."

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night.

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Alice changed into a long skirt and sat at the dining table, holding her knees with her hands, looking insecure.

Her eyes glistened with tears, and she looked very pitiful. Her small mouth was wrinkled and bit together, making a series of choking sounds, and her delicate body was trembling.

This appearance looks very wronged, making people feel that Alice is pitiful.

The most eye-catching thing is the Band-Aid on Alice's forehead, which seems to be injured.

This was posted by Merlin as soon as Alice was taken home, presumably to alleviate the guilt of knocking her out with slippery hands.

Alice felt very angry, she said she was fine, but in the end she was hit with a stick, without any credit at all, she deserves to be a dirty devil!

"Merlin, you... you bastard, you dare to hit me? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Merlin was cooking in the kitchen at this time, and he even put on an apron. He looked transformed into a good man at home again.

If someone saw him like this and said that he had beaten his wife, no one would believe it.

In fact, Merlin was a little nervous in his heart. He must have been wronged for hitting Alice by mistake, but don't let her grab her little tail and start encroaching on her living space and making some inexplicable rules at home.

But worrying about something, hearing Alice's complaint, Merlin's heart skipped a beat, and he turned around in surprise and said

"What? Beat your wife? Am I a wife beater? Anyone who dares to frame me will beat him to death."

"Get out, I'm not your wife, don't take advantage of me..." Alice bit her lip and said with red eyes.

"Okay~" Merlin put on a cheeky face and said with a smile, "I didn't do it on purpose, can you stop remembering my hatred?"

"You did it on purpose, bastard!" Alice had tears in her eyes, "It must be that I yelled at you in the morning, and then you will hold a grudge and deliberately take revenge on me, woo woo woo..."

"I'm not that bored, it's just that the wooden knife is a little slippery, next time..." Merlin said carelessly, as if he had fooled around, "I will definitely pay attention next time, we can still play happily together~"

"Playing with you big-headed ghost!" Alice was confused by Merlin, "I will never believe you again! You devil! You have no credibility! You promised nothing would happen, but you hit me, blah blah... ..."

Merlin looked at the Band-Aid on Alice's forehead, and felt embarrassed. He didn't mean it, and he wouldn't die if he hit it.

"Didn't I let the two of us become free people for you to reach the holy rank as soon as possible?"

"Then what do you mean by hitting me?" Alice stared at Merlin with resentment in her eyes, and said angrily, "I found your job for you, and I kindly let you live in the house, but...you actually called me. Me? Is there any humanity left!"

"Please, the job is because I saved you, and the house is because it is cheaper to rent a house together. Don't say that I owe you a favor, okay?" Merlin sighed and said helplessly.

"Goo..." Alice was speechless, whimpering from her throat.

"Okay~" Merlin came out of the kitchen, came out with a pot of soup, and put it in front of Alice, "I swear I didn't do it on purpose, can you not worry about it? How many people ask me for advice, but I refuse, you It should be an honor, right?"

"G, U, N!" Alice was full of resentment, and now her forehead was still aching.

"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless, thinking that this stinky bitch is really troublesome...

"I don't care, you will do the housework for a week, otherwise you won't be able to live this day, break up! You just go and live outside..." Alice said angrily.

"Miss, am I out of kindness? Your appearance makes me very uncomfortable..." Merlin was a little impatient.

"Then leave. I'll live well alone, but you insisted on squeezing in." Alice's eyes were red, with tears in the corners of her eyes.

"Ah... okay..." Merlin nodded, ready to verbally agree, and slipped away as soon as he got to work.

"Hmph!" Alice snorted angrily.

Merlin opened the lid of the saucepan and cooked goulash.

He is good at cooking, and he is a person from time travel, so many of his thoughts are different from those of people from other worlds, and he is very good at eating.

But Merlin rarely cooks, and now he is forced to share the rent, otherwise he would never pick up a frying pan.

The soup was still bubbling, the potatoes were cut into small pieces, a piece of golden yellow, and the soft beef was beating. It was obvious that it had been stewed for a long time.

Alice swallowed her saliva silently, she felt delicious just looking at it, "This... what is this?"

"Gouda with potatoes." Merlin took some with a spoon and put it on Alice's plate.

"There...is there such a thing?" Alice had never seen it before, and she had never seen anyone put potatoes and beef together.

"Have you ever eaten it?" Merlin smiled playfully, remembering that when Lilith ate it for the first time, her eyes turned into little stars.

"It's...not once!" Alice blushed, and quickly explained, "I've eaten it many times, hum~!"

"Heh..." Merlin smiled, thinking that this is a different world, how could he have eaten it?

"It looks good. I'll give it a try." Alice made an excuse for herself, then lowered her head, stuck out her little tongue, and took a sip of the soup. Her eyes lit up immediately, and she thought it would be delicious. It tastes very good. look.

"What kind of way do you eat? Do you think you are a cat?" Merlin frowned, displeased with Alice.

"I'm afraid you'll be poisoned, so try it out!" Alice explained dissatisfied.

A drop of cold sweat dripped down Merlin's forehead, thinking that if he killed Alice, would he still need to use poison?Previously, Sap managed to do it with a little effort...

Alice picked up the spoon, ate a small bite of potatoes and beef, and couldn't hold it anymore, as if seeing a new world

what is this? !!

Is this still a potato?

Wow!Soft, squishy.

It also has a scent of fragrance.

The best thing is this beef, it melts in your mouth.

The meat is rich in aroma, and there is a feeling of immersion in the heart and spleen!

delicious!A warm feeling spreads all over the body.

Good... so comfortable!

I want to... go, uh! !

Alice's breathing was a bit cramped, her mind was full of wanting more, her face was flushed, and she subconsciously rubbed between her legs, a little shy.

I didn't expect this guy to cook so deliciously, it's amazing...

Alice coughed lightly, slightly hiding her embarrassment.

"You... you should stop doing housework..."

"Huh?" Merlin frowned, not understanding.

"It's better... let's make dinner for a week." Alice swallowed and turned into a greedy cat.

Merlin smiled, took off his apron, and said lightly

"Poor reception!"