The Unemployed Demon Lord

"You are really troublesome..."

Merlin scratched his head, and his disgust towards troublesome women increased a bit.

He looked around and saw a few wooden knives beside Ping, which seemed to be quite sturdy.

This is a dojo in the first place, so it is not surprising that there are practice tools such as wooden knives.

So Merlin directly took the wooden knife over and waved it twice, feeling pretty good.

"Don't worry about it now? A wooden knife that breaks when you fold it doesn't seem to have the slightest threat."

Alice looked at the wooden knife in Merlin's hand, feeling a little relieved, but then doubts arose, "Can you use the wooden knife to show your strength?"

"Why can't you show your strength?" Merlin frowned, wondering what Alice was wondering about?

"You are usually so strong, isn't it because of the magic sword in your crotch?" Alice asked seriously, thinking that the reason why Merlin was strong was probably due to the weapon, and he used that weapon every time, maybe there was something in it. What's the secret?

Originally, Merlin didn't have magic power and grudge, if it was because of the weapon, then the supernatural power would make sense.

"You mean my great sword?" Merlin patted the weapon on his crotch.

"Yes, isn't it because of your weapon that you are powerful?" Alice paused, and continued, "During the crusade a year ago, I chatted with the bishop, and he said that the magic sword you use is very powerful. horrible."

"Hehehehe..." Merlin let out a series of sneers, and said with a smile, "The bishop who was scared to pee his pants knows what a fart, this sword is called Vientiane Jialuo, and it basically has no power. Its main purpose is to prove the identity of the devil king. The weapon of the king."

Merlin didn't tell Alice Wanxiang Jialuo that this sword can steal life, this is a secret, only he and his sister Lilith know.

"The King's Artifact?" Alice asked hello with her mind full, she had never heard of this thing at all.

"Each of the seven monarchs of the demons has their own king's weapon, which is used to prove their status as a demon king. The king's weapon is a symbol of the status of the demons, not for fighting, just like the sacred weapon enshrined in the temple. Things like that." Merlin explained briefly.

"Then why..." Alice hesitated to speak as three black lines slid down her head.

"Why don't you use weapons? It's not for saving them for having children." Merlin said confidently.

"Uh..." Alice said seriously, with cold sweat dripping down her forehead, "You are no longer the Demon King. Is it really okay to bring this kind of thing out of the Demon King's Palace?"

"It's okay, you won't die if you take it out and use it." Merlin stuck out his tongue, and said later, "Hey~!"

Alice's face turned dark, and she thought tremblingly, it really has a lot to do with it!It will be very embarrassing!

"However, the king's weapon in our first Demon King Hall is a bit special. It was handed down from the first generation of Lucifer. Those who can't pull out the Vientiane Jialuo will not be recognized as arrogant monarchs." Merlin's tone was slightly low said.

"Eh?! Isn't everyone able to fuck?" Alice was surprised.

"Heh, try it." Merlin unceremoniously threw the dagger in his crotch to Alice.

Alice caught it in a panic, and gave Merlin a dissatisfied look.

She observed Vientiane Jialuo confidently. She had seen Merlin use it many times, but this was the first time she touched it up close.

It doesn't look special in appearance, it looks like an ordinary weapon bought from a street stall.

Alice held the handle of the knife, pulled it out hard, and found that it didn't move! ?

Unconvinced, she used her high-level battle qi, and desperately drew her saber, her face turned red and her delicate body trembled, but it had no effect at all.

Alice angrily returned Vientiane Jialuo to Merlin, feeling unhappy.

"What a strange weapon."

"Do you believe it now?" Merlin put the Taidao between his crotch, and said with a half-smile, "Actually, the quality of the thin sword in your hand is much higher than mine."

"Why didn't I feel that? My weapon is very effective against dark creatures. Generally, dark creatures will be burned when they touch it. You can't just take it casually, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on you." Alice was like a deflated ball, thinking of a Years ago, Merlin held his own Bright Aria, and nothing happened.

"It can't be said that it doesn't work..." Merlin stretched out his hand and showed me your rapier.

"Here." Alice threw the rapier to Merlin. She had seen his weapon just now, so it doesn't hurt to show him.

"As for a rare weapon, even if I hold it in my hand, I can still feel a little bit of repulsion, like the breath of light." Merlin touched the rapier of Guangming Chan, and thought it was quite good.

Alice frowned, thinking that normal dark creatures would not be able to touch them, but Merlin only felt repulsion?

Merlin thought for a while, grasped the blade of the sword directly with his hand, and then pulled the rapier to cut his palm.

"Hey!" Alice was taken aback, wondering why Merlin killed himself?

After cutting his palm, Merlin looked at his wound, which was hissing and emitting white smoke, thinking that he was right, he was indeed a demon...

"Look, it's not completely useless." Merlin returned the rapier to Alice.

Alice took the weapon and looked at it. There was indeed Merlin's blood evaporating on the blade. It turns out that it only works if it hurts him. Generally, dark creatures will be stabbed if they touch it...

Merlin stared at his wound, and couldn't help frowning, showing a trace of doubt.

The blood was evaporated, and as a demon, Merlin's self-healing ability was quite good.

But now the wound has healed, but it leaves a shallow scar.

Why the hell is there a scar?

Obviously the Holy See's holy water and the blessed holy silverware have no effect on him.

Merlin raised his head and looked at the cute Alice, feeling a little worried in his heart.

That sword is a little tricky.

Not ordinary stuff.

Alice this washboard...

It won't be able to threaten my life in the future, right?

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Chapter 13: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin looked at Alice's dumbfounded look, then shook his head

How can it be?

How could this bastard become my opponent?

Leaving aside the issue of IQ, strength alone is not qualified to be my talk.

So what if the Alice artifact is in hand?

It's hard to tell if you can touch me...

Merlin kept his worries to himself, and didn't think much of Alice at all.

But that thin sword is indeed a bit weird, can it leave scars on his body?It must be nothing ordinary.

And there is also a suppressed light breath, no matter how you think about it, it is not an ordinary rare weapon, but it seems to have been sealed from its original posture.

Alice was a little bit pleased. "Aria of Light" has an effect on the demon Merlin, which is good news.

Thinking about it, this sword is in the teacher's collection, but I haven't seen her use it. It turns out that it is still effective against Merlin at the devil level, but it is a bit not obvious. Sure enough, it is because Merlin is too strong, right?

Merlin looked at Alice, and didn't plan to pursue the origin of "Aria of Light", but said, "You have a good weapon, but it seems to be sealed, do you know it?"

"Eh!?" Alice was stunned, and said awkwardly, "No... I don't know, I stole this sword from Teacher."

"Just say it in a serious way..." Merlin's forehead was dripping with sweat.

"My teacher has quite a lot of hidden swords, but this one is kept in a very secret place, and its appearance is the most beautiful. At that time, I thought that this thin sword would match my handsome appearance, so I stole it out. , It turned out to be very smooth." Alice said with great interest.

Merlin's expression froze on his face, and he thought about his beautiful appearance, so he forgot to praise himself at this moment. It meant for a long time that whether he is strong or not is a matter of a patch, and whether he is handsome or not is a matter of a lifetime...

"It was actually sealed..." Alice frowned, thinking that she would have to go to the teacher for this matter, but she didn't want to see her, maybe she would take her back to the Alps.

"Okay, don't say anything useless, come on, attack with all your strength." Merlin raised the wooden knife, not wanting to fight, but as if teasing Alice, "Give you a vaccination first, I will Whether you are strong or not has nothing to do with Vientiane Jialuo, but with all due respect, if you give me a broken branch, you can instantly destroy your [-] Holy See crusade army with a drawn knife."

"I'm not a brave man now, don't use "you" to call me." Alice said unhappily, raising her rapier, seemingly eager to try.

"Then think about the fact that you were caught by me as a strong laborer, stripped naked and put on a play on the beach, do you feel like you want to avenge your shame?" Merlin said a few trash words to stimulate Alice's self-esteem, "If you feel humiliated, take revenge, Miss Washboard~"

"Tsk!" Alice was speechless, and the veins on her forehead twitched.

Alice still didn't believe Merlin's statement that he could display his strength with a branch, because it was too exaggerated.

Merlin has no magic power and grudge, instead of relying on the power of the magic sword "Vientiane Jialuo", what would it be?

Could it be that Merlin himself is very strong?Alice is skeptical.

In fact, it is not that Merlin is strong, but that his level 9999 "drawing sword and chopping" skill is too strong.

Alice felt that Merlin had a rare chance to use the wooden knife, and maybe he could defeat the bastard with a clean sheet of shame.

Then, with his high-heeled boots, he stomped on Merlin's stinky face to relieve his anger.

Let Merlin always bully himself, now finally came the chance.

Alice was a little excited, so she started to act like she lost her mind.

Waving the high-level magic power surges, issuing the high-level magic "Frost Scourge"

Then Alice picked up her speed suddenly, and rushed towards Merlin with a rapier in her hand.

A giant frost sword appeared above Merlin, stabbing down with a bang!

Then Merlin didn't move, and the Frost Giant Sword dissipated immediately when it reached his forehead, turning into bursts of cold air.

Merlin twisted his mouth, and said lightly, "You really don't have a long memory. You know I'm immune to magic, but you still use magic? Just come up and fight with real swords and guns..."

Alice frowned, feeling that Merlin's "magic immunity" was genuine and very difficult to deal with.

Up to now, Alice still doesn't understand how Merlin did it. If the magic immunity thing is publicized, no one will believe it.

After all, it is too perverted. With magic immunity, it is equivalent to abolishing the magician directly. No matter what magic is, it will be ignored directly.

What is the difference between elf magic and dragon language magic, if you can't hit people and garbage?

But Alice didn't panic either, the Frost Scourge was meant to attract Merlin's attention.

At this time, Alice has already rushed in front of Merlin, and directly used the martial skill she is best at at this stage, "Extreme Ice Third Stage"

The rapier in his hand immediately condensed a layer of ice crystals, full of magic power and grudge, and burst out directly when attacking, producing explosive power.

"Accept!"

Alice's attack sent out a fierce attack, and the rapier in her hand immediately rolled up countless sword flowers, and the silver light burst out.

"Too slow."