The Unemployed Demon Lord

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Chapter 15

The next day.

Alice threw off Merlin and went to the dojo to practice alone.

Said that Merlin was not trustworthy, and he didn't want to let him be a training partner anymore, and was worried that he would be knocked out with a stick again.

Merlin felt that Alice was making a fuss out of a molehill, and he should be careful not to hit her.

Although Merlin is lazy and has advanced cancer, it doesn't mean that he doesn't care about everything.

Especially the matter of Alice's promotion to the holy rank is very important to both of them.

So Merlin didn't quite give up, and planned to persuade Alice to accept his own private training at night.

Speaking of which, I am the Great Demon King of the first hall, the strongest monarch of the Demon Race, the guy who will shake the human world when he sneezes.

Now he is actually following a former brave man, so shamelessly trying to guide her! ?

If the colleagues of the Demon Race knew about this, they would definitely drop their jaws, and maybe they would laugh at themselves, sticking their hot faces to other people's cold asses.

Thinking about himself as a dignified man, he didn't have any plans for Alice. He just wanted to point her out so that this idiot could reach the holy rank earlier.

Alice what's up! ?Poor and white, nothing.

There must be people who eat melons who don't know the truth and say that Merlin is plotting for Alice's beauty?

Please~, don't mention that Merlin is an elderly man in his 200s with a frigid and repulsive attitude towards women.

First of all, Merlin admits that Alice's face and butt are pretty, but 100 points will be deducted for the washboard first, and another 100 points will be deducted for her bad temper and character.

How could a woman with a negative image in Merlin's mind arouse his excitement?

Merlin's reason for wanting to be Alice's sparring partner is very simple, everything is for life...

The two have been living together for a few days, and they can barely make do with it.

However, Merlin still dislikes Alice's character, she is too delicate and has thorns all over her body, which makes people very uncomfortable.

Last night, after taking a bath, Alice seemed to have forgotten her slippers, so she asked Merlin to bring them to her.

At that time, Merlin was sitting on the sofa, in a state of "Ge You's paralysis". He was unwilling to move due to the onset of lazy cancer, so he ignored Alice.

As a result, this guy came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe angrily. His bare pink feet stepped on water stains all over the floor.

Due to the hot bath, the skin of Alice's legs was slightly pink, and Merlin glanced at it with interest.

"What are you looking at!? Keep your eyes open! Sagittarius! Remember it for me. If you forget to bring something in the future, I won't help you either!"

Merlin was so irritated by Alice, and was also attacked by rolling eyes a few times, his heart was so fucking uncomfortable.

I don't owe Alice anything, so why help her get things?I am a co-renter, not a male servant.

Seeing that Merlin ignored her, Alice couldn't help being angry, and before leaving, she raised her little foot in a very rude way, kicked his buttocks, and then happily went back to the room to sleep.

At that time, Merlin was annoying Alice to death. If he hadn't been in a state of lazy cancer attack, he would have gotten up and rubbed Alice on the sofa, and dared to kick the big devil with his feet?How courageous.

Although there are constant frictions in daily life, the situation forces us to make do with it, how can we stay away?

Alice went to the dojo to practice alone, and Merlin didn't want to be idle at home, so he went to the guild to find Hobbs to drink and brag, as well as his own traditional entertainment

Bet on horses.

In the guild, people come and go.

It seems that everyone is very busy, but there are still lazy people.

Of course, it was Merlin and Hobbs, the two black irons gathered together, drinking while watching the live broadcast of the Royal Casino.

"Hobbs, what you said is not accurate at all. Even if I bought Richard, I still lost..."

Merlin was in a very depressed mood. He looked at the betting tickets in his hand with a depressed expression. He believed Hobbs's words and bought Richard.

Now Merlin's life is very tight, not only the money was deducted by Alice, but also the shared rent fee, and even the free pocket money is only a pitiful one gold coin.

But even so, Merlin still threw a gold coin into the racetrack, and didn't even hear a sound in the end.

It is said that ten bets and nine loses, but Meilin, the unlucky guy who made ten bets and ten loses, just can't control his hands, and has a big dream of turning over and singing as a serf every day.

Hobbs, who was drinking next to him, patted Merlin on the shoulder, "It's okay! Don't be cowardly! I'll beat Richard! I'll definitely earn it back!"

"Forget it, what you said is too fake, I'll try to buy Grundy next time." Merlin clenched the betting tickets into a ball and gave them away. He took a sip of beer sadly. He felt that he was cursed, and his luck was amazing. Not so much!Every bet is bound to lose!

"Don't be discouraged, this thing can't always win, it's normal to lose once or twice," Hobbs comforted Merlin.

"Don't make trouble, I didn't play once or twice, I have played nearly 200 times in a year, and I haven't even won a copper coin..." Merlin said lightly, feeling physically and mentally exhausted.

"Uh..." Hobbs' eyes widened, a little frightened. A normal person can earn a little money back 200 times. Merlin's situation... Maybe it's not because of the blessing of the Goddess of Fortune, it's too rare.

The old president Taylor opened his eyes slightly, paying close attention to Merlin's every move.

Yesterday, when I heard that Merlin and Alice were practicing in the dojo, Taylor wanted to go and watch it, but he couldn't find the time due to his busy schedule, so he couldn't help but feel a little regretful.

Seeing Merlin's obsession with betting on horses today, I can't help thinking

Betting on the horses?

It must be a unique way of practice.

It can instantly exercise one's mental strength, and be able to be unafraid of everything.

As expected of Merlin, the old man seems to have learned something new...

It seems that the elder Taylor thinks too much, and sooner or later a generation of martial arts masters will be led into the ditch by Merlin.

"It doesn't matter, bad luck is always temporary, you have to believe that there will always be a rainbow after the storm, and you will always see the dawn after trying a few times." Hobbs kept encouraging Merlin, saying nicely.

"How can I have the money to try more times? The hard-earned money was taken away by Alice, the vampire." Merlin sighed sadly, and began to drink away his sorrow.

"I almost forgot, you are all members of the strict wife management club, and you can't be as free as before." Hobbs showed a sympathetic look.

"We're not really married, don't get me wrong." Merlin couldn't help explaining.

"Don't make a fuss, now that couple adventurers have proved it, explanations are useless, everyone thinks you are husband and wife." Hobbs was shaken and said intentionally or unintentionally, "Besides, Miss Alice is very nice." , although the popularity is not as high as Rukia's scheming bitch, but it can be regarded as fighting back and forth."

"Her? Don't be kidding, Miss Lucia pushed her breasts forward, and Alice immediately felt ashamed and vomited blood to death." Merlin laughed straight, feeling that the picture was very joyful.

"Boobs can't fully appreciate the value of a person. Alice's character is a little cuter than Rukia, don't you think?" Hobbs raised his eyebrows.

"Ha..." Merlin laughed dryly, he didn't think Alice's character was cute at all, he just found it annoying.

"Besides, after the undead incident in Denbighshire, Alice is already well-known in Wales. A purple-haired beauty came to ask me about Alice just now." Hobbs grinned.

"Who is it?" Merlin asked suspiciously.

"That's the one..." Hobbs turned his head and pointed behind him, but he didn't see anyone, "Eh!? Hell, he was sitting there just now, why did he disappear all of a sudden?"

Merlin looked in the direction Hobbs pointed, but saw no one.

All I saw was an empty table top with unfinished steaming coffee

The purple-haired woman...

Who is it?

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"Strange, it was still there just now, why did it disappear suddenly?" Hobbs looked very surprised.

Merlin looked away, feeling a little bewildered.

"Just now..." Hobbs poked Merlin and said seriously, "There is a purple-haired beauty who asked me just now."

"Purple-haired beauty?" Merlin frowned, thinking that normal beauties should avoid Hobbs, right?After all, the smell of wine will make people stay away.

"Yes! She's so beautiful. Although her hair half-hides her face, she has a special charm, her eyes are charming, her lips are bright, especially her long snow-white legs that are exposed..." Hobbs was standing between two legs. Finger, seriously, "Pretty!"

"Oh." Merlin responded indifferently, and took a sip of beer calmly, showing no interest at all.

Hobbs thought that Merlin would happily inquire about women, but he turned out to be sexually indifferent, which was too boring.

"I just want to say, Alice is not bad, little brother, don't know your blessings even if you are in the blessings."

"Hehe, I don't think Alice is good at all?" Merlin disagreed with what Hobbs said. After living together for a few days, he only found Alice annoying and didn't find any advantages.

"I'm not YYing your wife, don't you think Alice is very suitable for marriage?" Hobbs narrowed his eyes.

"How?" Merlin asked with interest.

"Let's give two examples—"

"Rukia represents the lover of the masses, the goddess of dreams in the eyes of countless people."

"Alice represents a serious girl, very suitable for getting married together."

Hobbs knocked on the wine table and began to compare the two girls, trying to convince Merlin.

"Let's talk about Rukia first. She has a good figure, looks beautiful, and has a good temperament. Every day, people send roses, and she has scandals with a bunch of playboys. Can you rest assured that you can marry her with this kind of girl? Needless to say Her monthly consumption is huge, cosmetics, clothes, maintenance, these expenses are astronomical, my friend, you can't afford it."

"Let's talk about Alice. Except for her small breasts, she has no shortcomings. She can take it out and bring it back. She can live on her own, and she can also manage the house. She has never had any scandals with anyone, and she never spends money lavishly. It's just this kind of girl. It is suitable for marriage, Alice has such a bit, now that she is your wife, what are you still not satisfied with?

Merlin looked at Hobbs' eyes narrowed and smiled without saying a word, thinking that he was hooking the bait, but he really didn't know how to put his mouth down.

"Brother, don't take me for a joke. If you don't know how to cherish, there will be people vying for Alice, so don't regret it..." Hobbs said seriously.

"Someone snatched it? Except for the stupid son of a certain landlord's family, I have never seen anyone else." Merlin looked around and asked in surprise, "Where is Arnold? Why didn't you see him?"

"I heard that after Alice rejected the marriage proposal, Arnold locked himself in the room and was in a state of madness every day." Hobbs said embarrassingly.

"Isn't it..." Merlin showed an incredulous expression, was rejected by a washboard, so sad?Shouldn't you be glad you weren't targeted?

"We've been robbed, we've been robbed, so mother's money can be robbed." Arnold said, Hobbs was sad at an elevation angle of 45°.

"???" Merlin's mind was full of question marks, thinking about the bird's language, why couldn't he understand it, could it be that sadness made Arnold become a nobleman who killed Matt?