Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

"A song written by Gu Huaian for Shang Zhuoyan?"

"Oh, I remembered it. It seems that this kid said it when he peeped at Shang Zhuoyan dancing that day."

"Did you really write it?"

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When the subject of "song writing" was mentioned, the audience became interested.

Don't look at Gu Huaian, a boy who has always been a villager, but he also has some talent.

The folk-style "A Diao" and the theme song "Want to See You" of "Crystal Love Season" have become very popular in recent days.

Especially "Want to See You" has become the confessional song of the new generation.

"Crystal Love Season" is also operating. All kinds of flirty words. Now the expressions are not "I love you", "I like you", "I miss you", but "I want to see you" and "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight" ".

Oh yes, the meme "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight" also came from Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu.

Anyway...

Recently, anything related to CP on the Internet is always indispensable with the figure of "Pei Ban Take Care". Although "Android CP" has become quite popular recently, the status of "Pei Ban Take Care" is still firmly unshakable.

This makes some "Android CP" CP fans unconvinced, because they feel that Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan are also quite easy to beat...

Some people say that the only difference between their "Android CP" and "Pei Ban's CP" is "Want to See You".

now……

When Gu Huaian said that he would write a song for Shang Zhuoyan, the fans of "Android CP" became excited at that time. If there was a song as good as "Want to See You", then their "Android CP" would steal it while Pei Jingshu was away. Isn’t it a sure win for Pei Ban to take care of CP’s house? !

It is for this reason that fans of "Android CP" in the comment area are very active.

Everyone is looking forward to what song Gu Huaian can write for Shang Zhuoyan.

"Why do I have a bad feeling?"

As the main mistress, Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but feel a little scared. When her doll-like eyes glanced at Gu Huaian, they were filled with suspicion.

Just look at Gu Huai'an's slutty look, it's not going to do anything good at first sight.

Speaking of which, she was helpless. When they first met, this guy was quite reserved and gentlemanly, and he would help her carry her luggage. But they had only been together for a week, and yet he was making fun of her and disgusting her every day.

After getting familiar with it, I felt that this was a complete bitch!

"You think too much."

Gu Huaian grinned and continued playing the music on the computer.

Su Yuntang, Xilin and Jiang Shuo sat across from them at the right time. It was tea time in the afternoon. Everyone was full of energy after a good sleep. The actor Su did not make tea, but just looked at the beer glass on the table. Gu Huaian had already exhausted the tea leaves from West Lake Longjing...

Somewhat messy.

He didn't want to see it, but he always noticed it inadvertently, which made him feel disgusted and helpless.

"Let me sing to you Shang Zhuoyan..."

At this moment, Gu Huaian had just finished finishing the accompaniment.

He simply planned to perform it for Shang Zhuoyan on the spot.

"...Why don't you record a demo and send it to me?"

Xiao Yema looked like she didn't want to hear it, mainly because she felt that Gu Huaian wanted to mess with her.

Just look at his slutty look, it's going to be up to you.

But the more this happens, the more the audience looks forward to it. The barrage is saying, hurry up and sing quickly. If you sing well, you will be rewarded. I will join the league for you!

Even the mature sister Xilin looked at them expectantly.

On the other hand, Jiang Shuo, who is the best, looks at Gu Huai'an with a bit of envy. MD, this kid, really has a way of writing songs. No one will notice when he pretends like this. Gu Huai's installation is actually expected by everyone...

Mullet roe!

Maybe it's because "A Diao" and "Want to See You" are both of good quality, and everyone maintains some of the most basic expectations for Gu Huaian's works.

"Hey hey hey..."

Under such circumstances, Gu Huaian sorted out the arrangement, opened the split screen on the computer, half the lyrics and half the arrangement...

"Calories?"

Shang Zhuoyan, who was sitting next to Gu Huaian, glanced at the title of the lyrics on his computer. When she saw the title of the song, her eyes widened for a while...

What the hell is this song title!

The title of the theme song he wrote for "Crystal Love Season", which is also the official operating song of "Pei Ban Takes Care of CP", is called "Want to See You".

How did it get to her... Calories? !

Calories are a unit of measurement for calories. In recent years, people have been shouting about self-discipline. As a result, more and more people have become aware of it.

When talking about calories, it will naturally be related to topics such as eating, drinking, losing weight, etc.

When she saw the title of the song, Shang Zhuoyan's bad feeling became stronger.

"Beep, beep, beep, beep..."

At this moment, Gu Huaian pressed the "play" button.

The rhythm is very cheerful, even a little chaotic. It is very different from Gu Huaian's previous lyrical melodies. For those who don't know, I think it is the kind of electronic two-dimensional song...

Gu Huaian didn't talk nonsense, he seemed very happy, and his body swayed along with the melody. !

"Ouch!"

Coming to the main song, under Shang Zhuoyan’s incredulous gaze, Gu Huaian sang:

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"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is give yourself a pep talk!"

"Every time you eat an extra grain of rice, you have to say sorry..."

"Mirror, mirror, look at me, where is my collarbone..."

"Beautiful, I want to be beautiful, I want to become a heartthrob!"

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As Gu Huaian sang, he also moved his body and made various dance gestures with his hands. He sang very happily.

Maybe it was because there was no break in the singing and no chance to talk. He didn't have time to tell Shang Zhuoyan, isn't that the interlude right now? He just danced and swished toward Shang Zhuoyan and said:

"Look, I've even arranged the dance for you..."

Just as he said that, he entered the second verse of the verse.

Gu Huaian simply danced and sang:

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"In order to become a slim waist, I have to hold my breath every day!"

“Eating grass into salad juice to put on a bikini.”

"It's hard to give up on natural beauty. Unfortunately, I never get tired of whatever I eat..."

"I have to work hard and become a heartthrob!"

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Gu Huaian really knows how to dance in a girl group!

You can see him sitting on the sofa, dancing his upper body while singing. When he sang about his small waist, he held an orchid in his hands and fingered it. "Put it on as if you have a mirror in your hand and look in the mirror to apply powder.

Every action matches the lyrics perfectly!

The funniest thing is...

This lyric is really explosive!

As expected of the song's name, "Calories", the whole song is about weight loss and calories.

I have to say sorry if I eat an extra grain of rice every day, look in the magic mirror where my collarbone is, hold my breath every day in order to become a slim waist...

Listen to these lyrics!

Isn’t this the voice of people who want to lose weight?

The most interesting thing is...

This song is sung from a girl’s perspective!

Gu Huaian's previous songs were all interpreted from a boy's perspective. This song is probably the first song written for someone else, so it is sung from a girl's perspective, that is, Shang Zhuoyan's perspective.

Should I say it or not, this song is the same as what Gu Huaian said. It is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan!

Shang Zhuoyan has a "foodie" persona, but this is really not a deliberately created persona. She is very gluttonous and loves to eat in her daily life. From the time she came to "Crystal Love Season" to now, she has given it to everyone, including Gu Huaian. The impression is that he is a lovely foodie.

For a bite of ice cream or a bite of potato chips, I was willing to be dragged to the next door by my manager and trained hard for several hours.

She is the most active during meals every day, and her mouth watered when she saw the slices of meat...

And yet!

She couldn't eat as much as she wanted to control her weight every day. She was watched by her manager every day, and she was constantly reminded not to eat too much when she was eating. Her life was miserable all day long!

And the lyrics in this song "Calories" seem to be her voice!

Everyone finally understood why Gu Huaian said that Shang Zhuoyan would definitely like it. These lyrics were tailor-made for Shang Zhuoyan!

"Hahaha……"

Xilin, Su Yuntang, the program team, and all the viewers watching the program were very happy. I feel that the lyrics should resonate with Shang Zhuoyan. Gu Huaian wrote it well and interestingly.

Especially Gu Huai'an's body movements...

Gu Huaian, the old man, kept saying, "I have choreographed the dance for you." He was singing and dancing at the same time!

God knows where he started from, while singing "Little Waist" and squeezing his waist, singing "Mirror, Mirror, Look at Me, Where My Collarbone Is," patting his own collarbone, and posing...

Angry!

Are you looking at this moment?

“Calories Calories Calories…”

Isn't this the chorus?

"Burn my calories!"

Gu Huaian let out an angry roar!

Get straight to work!

He stood up and sang and danced to Shang Zhuoyan:

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"Bye donuts..."

“Bubble milk tea instant noodles.”

“Hot pot rice and chicken.”

"Take it, take it, you're welcome!"

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He gestured at the food one after another, and finally waved his hand and took it all away, making a "cute" gesture of not wanting it!

Cheap!

That's called a slut!

"Creak..."

Shang Zhuoyan gritted her teeth tightly, her anger level soared, and her doll-like face was red, not sure whether it was from embarrassment or anger.

She was on the verge of breaking out.

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"Bye bye caffeine..."

“Quit the coke and the fat.”

“Couch takeout and game play.”

"Stop staying up late and hurting your body!"

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Gu Huaian didn't notice Shang Zhuoyan's expression at all. He was singing happily and enjoying it.

God knows how happy it is for boys to dance coquettishly in the girl group dance!

Gu Huaian suddenly understood the psychology of those cross-dressing men for a moment...

Who the hell is not a little fairy anymore, huh!

At this point, he turned around, made a "bodybuilding exercise" look, and continued singing along with the melody:

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"Come on, turn around..."

“Bikram Yoga Crunches.”

“Spinning Pilates.”

I don't know if it was a coincidence, but Jiang Shuo's assistant noticed that he was very weak, so he made him a cup of wolfberry water in a thermos cup.

The afternoon tea time just after getting up after taking a nap was the right time to recuperate. At this moment, the thermos cup filled with wolfberry water was placed in front of Jiang Shuo.

Jiang Shuo was getting up to drink...

Who knew that Gu Huaian's last sentence would suddenly come:

“Soak wolfberries in a thermos cup!”

then!

"puff……"

Jiang Shuo squirted instantly!

"Cough cough cough..."

While coughing, he looked at Gu Huaian with the corners of his mouth twitching, his eyes seeming to say:

"What are you doing!"

Are you really sure you didn't do it on purpose? !

He deeply suspected that Gu Huaian had temporarily changed the lyrics to sing the song just because he wanted to ridicule him for soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup!

Jiang Shuo never expected that even though he didn't target Gu Huaian this time, he would be given such "connotation" by this country bumpkin!

But the crux of the matter is...

There seems to be nothing wrong with Gu Huaian singing like this!

Everything was fine up to this point in his song. The phrase "soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup" even the rhyme of every word was so appropriate.

What a coincidence!

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

At that time, Sister Xilin, Best Actor Su, and all the viewers watching the show couldn't help but laugh.

Many viewers laughed and expressed:

"Gu Laolu, are you so sure you didn't do it on purpose!"

"You disgust my family, don't you?!"

"Hahaha... This is called using music to curse people. Those rappers next door should learn from it!"

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"Puch..."

His anger level was almost at full level, but he was so amused by Gu Huaian's words that Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but laugh.

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"Come and take a deep breath, run in the morning and swim a few meters at night."

“Flat dumbbell rowing machine…”

"Don't give up until you reach your goal!"

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Because Gu Huaian's back was to Jiang Shuo, he didn't see Jiang Shuo soaking the wolfberry in the thermos cup. When Jiang Shuo sprayed, he only looked back. The rhythm was fast at that time, and he didn't see it until he almost finished singing. Jiang Shuo was staring at him and coughing.

Gu Huaian swears to God, the conscience of heaven and earth, this is really just a coincidence!

Among the guests who were poisoned by eating fungi, Jiang Shuo was the one who suffered the most. He controlled his body the most, ate the least and most "reasonably", and he was also the weakest.

It just so happened that the fungi he ate were similar to Shang Zhuoyan.

Then Shang Zhuoyan can still be "stronger" because she often eats secretly. Even if she eats too much and is poisoned, she recovers quickly.

Jiang Shuo was weak to begin with, and his recovery was slow, so his manager soaked him in wolfberry water, hoping to recover quickly, which delayed a lot of work.

If it weren't for the fungus poisoning, Jiang Shuo would have left long ago on the plane the night before.

God knows how Gu Huaian just used the lyrics to "satire" him on drinking a glass of wolfberry water to replenish his body.

By the way, in the past two days, many little black fans have been posting this sentence:

"Jiang Shuo was already suffering from kidney deficiency, but this poisoning has completely made him effeminate."

He was so steamed!

"Kekeke..."

Shang Zhuoyan was still very angry at first, but seeing Jiang Shuo looking more and more funny, she couldn't hold back anymore...

"Ha ha……"

The delicate body trembles with laughter, and the flower branches tremble.

Speaking of which, she is always chubby, and the parts that should be voluptuous tremble with her when she smiles. The scene is so eye-catching. The word "flower branches trembling" is the same as the song "Calories", which is all about Tailor-made for her.

"Giggle..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang couldn't help but laugh. Who would have thought that the biggest victim of a song written for Shang Zhuoyan would be Jiang Shuo!

Jiang Shuo: "(╬￣ Pan￣)"

Jiang Shuo's expression looked like he wanted to eat someone!

I miss him, Jiang Shuo, a top-notch person. Not only is there no female guest on this show, but he is also the butt of the joke!

Now even Gu Huaian can mock him without restraint!

What a day it is!

Jiang Shuo is thinking now...

"Ah! It's the other way around!"

A bowl of Cao's Rice Bowl would make Gu Huaian's head explode!

"Gu Huaian!"

After Shang Zhuoyan laughed, she was also very angry. She raised her jade hand and patted Gu Huaian many times, and said with a look of disgust:

"What are you talking about! What kind of song is this!"

Gu Huaian was also happy, he said:

"No, don't you think this song is very relevant to you? It suits you very well!"

"Hahaha……"

Many viewers were also happy, and they commented one after another:

"Let me tell you, this song is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan."

"Yes, every lyric and every action suits her perfectly."

"I can just imagine Shang Zhuoyan dancing the dance that Gu Huaian just did..."

"You just want to see Shang Zhuoyan dance!"

"Gu Huaian, this old man, is really a fool."

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To be honest, the audience was quite satisfied with this song. It felt like it was just like Gu Huaian said, it was really "tailor-made" for her.

Even the CP fans of "Android CP" think this song is quite nice. Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan should actually have this kind of cheerful and laughing style, and the liveliness of this song suits them just right.

Including Gu Huaian's boss Jiang Dan, who was actually at the scene, and Shang Zhuoyan's manager Han Li, who was leaving in the afternoon, also thought it was pretty good.

From a professional perspective, this song may be average, like a saliva song, but from a commercial perspective, it's really great!

The lyrics in it are very in line with modern trends. It is a combination of various foods and drinks, with some names and vocabulary of fitness and sports facilities, and some very funny things. It feels like a very interesting song that will be very suitable for modern people. aesthetic.

The name "Calorie" also happens to be a topic that everyone is concerned about nowadays.

The whole song is very distinctive in every aspect, and almost everyone remembers it just after hearing it for the first time.

If such a song is released, it will definitely be very popular. There are no exceptions for songs that are absolutely popular and will become popular in the circle.

From the perspective of commercial value, the revenue this song can bring is unimaginable!

The most important point is!

As Gu Huaian said, this song is very suitable for Shang Zhuoyan. The lyrics in it are just like the aspirations of a "foodie girl" like her.

Don't ask what zodiac sign it is, just ask and it will be tailor-made for her!

To be honest, when Gu Huaian made the quotation, Shang Zhuoyan's manager Han Li was a little nervous, because although Gu Huaian was indeed quite talented, he had only written two songs, "A Diao" and "Want to See You". Song, she didn't know the quality of Gu Huaian's subsequent works...

The creation fee of 850,000 yuan is indeed a bit high.

Fortunately, it was a verbal agreement and there was no contract written in black and white.

At that time, she can completely check the quality of the work Gu Huai'an gave and then consider whether to raise a price or something.

But she never expected that Gu Huaian would write such a song for Shang Zhuoyan, it was a song tailor-made for her!

If it were this song...

Shang Zhuoyan’s agent Han Li thinks that for 850,000 yuan, not only will she not lose money, but she will also make a lot of money!

Not to mention 850,000, she is willing to give 8.5 million!

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