Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

Chapter 110 The royal concubine has learned a lesson! Concave shape patent!



As the actor Su said, he even picked up the teapot and poured a cup into Gu Huaian's empty cup.

"Oh, thank you."

Gu Huaian was so polite. He picked it up while saying thanks. He was not afraid of burning it. He blew on it and poured it into his mouth...

The main reason is that the quantity is really small, how hot can it be?

He scratched his head and answered Su Yuntang's words with a silly smile:

"It feels a bit little, not enough to drink."

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Made a lot of people laugh again.

It is true that Su Yuntang's tea making technique is professional and the tea he makes is indeed delicious, but the quantity is too small.

People pay attention to "taste" when drinking tea. Gu Huaian is not that high-class. He drinks tea to quench his thirst and drink it to his heart's content.

There is so little in that tea cup for anyone to drink. If the foreigner next door saw it, he would think he couldn't afford it...

And there is another thing that he is embarrassed to say, that is, Su Yuntang is too slow.

"Hey, I really admire you, you old man, hahaha..."

At this time, many viewers started talking about the topic of "practical" on the barrage side:

"No harm, let's just say, if someone is dying of thirst and urgently needs tea, can I use Su Yuntang's method?"

"Su Yuntang has many steps and very elegant postures, but he doesn't actually use them much. Didn't the old man say that the worse the grades, the more stationery he has."

"Haha...it took the time it took for Su Yuntang to brew the tea. I even peed twice."

"It's a lot of trouble to make tea. If it's so troublesome for me to make tea, I won't drink it."

In fact, some people have long found it troublesome, just because many fans are embarrassed to talk about their style.

Strictly speaking, there is nothing right or wrong about this matter. People are particular about tea ceremony, but this thing is not practical.

In real life, many people simply don’t have the opportunity to be “fine-minded” like this. You say you want to drink tea while you’re at work. How can you get a tea tray and set of tea sets and sit at your workstation to brew it leisurely?

Not to mention the boss’s little shoes are for you to wear. If I don’t slap you on the face, it’ll be fine, okay!

Chinese culture is always used to complicating simple things as so-called "fastidious". What's funny is how high-end those "fastidious people" always make them, talking about people who make tea directly with cups. How low.

What made everyone feel very gratified was that Gu Huaian had the courage to drink tea in a normal and practical way in front of Su Yuntang, a "discerning person".

"Kekeke..."

Shang Zhuoyan laughed so hard that she couldn't help but give Gu Huaian a thumbs up and said:

"Can you still drink it when you're full?"

Gu Huaian shrugged and didn't explain. In fact, he didn't think Su Yuntang's method of making tea was bad, but it might not be suitable for him.

In terms of his habit, when drinking tea, he pays attention to "drinking", while others pay attention to "tea", with different emphasis.

"Wait a moment...just a moment."

Although there were already tens of millions of grass and mud horses running wildly in his heart, the actor Su could still hold his nerve on his face.

He didn't want to get into trouble with Gu Huai'an anymore, so he just wanted to quickly give him some tea so that this country bumpkin could leave quickly...

While thinking about it, he used a tong to pick out some tea leaves from the tea can and threw them into Gu Huaian's... draft beer cup.

God knows what Su Yuntang felt when he used a clamp to put a clamp into Gu Huaian's beer cup!

It was as if his "elegance" and Gu Huaian's "aesthetics of violence" were intertwined, causing his heart to surge.

It felt like drinking his West Lake Longjing from this cup was a waste of tea leaves.

"Okay, okay, enough is enough, too much..."

It is worth mentioning that the actor Su may have expressed indignation at what Gu Huaian did, but he was really not stingy and threw a lot of tea into Gu Huaian's cup.

Having said that, they who are tea tasters always seem to use a lot of tea leaves to make tea, and the tea they make is very strong, and Gu Huaian is really not used to drinking such strong tea.

"Pattering..."

Gu Huaian picked up the teapot on one side and filled his draft beer cup with water. When the tea leaves started to rise, he took the cup and ran to the sofa on the other side.

People say you shouldn't drink the tea after the first pass. It seems that there are some unclean things in the tea leaves that were contaminated during processing. Strictly speaking, the first pass of water is to wash away those things.

Su Yuntang's first pass of tea was also used to clean the cup.

Gu Huaian didn't have that concept, and Su Yuntang and the others didn't want to remind him, because they felt that with Gu Huaian's nature, he would probably say that he was unclean and not sick at all.

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】

Gu Huaian's points are still increasing.

"well……"

Su Yuntang silently held his forehead and sighed, saying that he and Gu Huaian were really incompatible.

"TIMI!"

Just in time.

The guests were all drinking tea at Su Yuntang's tea table.

Gu Huaian ran to the sofa on the side and opened the King...

When the familiar prompt sound came, some viewers couldn't help but laugh. They also saw that Gu Huaian really loves the king!

As long as he has nothing to do, he will go up and get points. He is also a talent.

Nothing happened in the morning. Normally, the guests would have walked around and had fun. Unfortunately, they were all poisoned by fungi, and each one became weaker than the other. They could only rest in the small courtyard for a few days.

Speaking of which, it has been a week since everyone came to record the show, and the only time to go out for fun was the morning when Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu went to the ancient city.

The rest of the time, either something happened, it rained, or I got poisoned by fungus, I just stayed in the small courtyard.

"Hey, Gu Huaian..."

Seeing Gu Huaian playing there alone and enjoying himself, and feeling that he really couldn't get involved in the conversation between Xilin, Su Yuntang, and Jiang Shuo, Zhuoyan, the young horse merchant, simply approached Gu Huaian.

It just so happened that Gu Huaian had just finished a ranked game. The so-called "game understanding" given by the system was something to say or not. Gu Huaian had won five consecutive games by killing all the way.

"Would you like to play together?"

Shang Zhuoyan sat next to Gu Huaian and asked Gu Huaian while holding the phone wrapped in a pink plush phone case.

She was wearing a very pure pleated skirt today, and her dazzling white legs were placed naked next to Gu Huaian.

To be honest, she is not suitable for the pure style, but who knows that it is a pleated skirt that is known as a versatile one? As long as the legs look good, a pleated skirt is perfect for everything!

"What rank are you in?"

Gu Huaian couldn't help but ask.

"King 15 stars!"

Shang Zhuoyan opened her mobile phone and showed it to Gu Huaian confidently. She winked at him and said:

"Don't underestimate people."

She had participated in an e-sports variety show on Pesticide before, and had practiced for a period of time. Although she didn't have much time to play, it was not a problem to get the king rank every season.

Gu Huaian's eyes lit up and he asked again:

"Then what position do you play?"

"Assistance..."

The little wild horse said with a smile:

"I can play Cai Wenji, Xiao Ming, and yes, Yaomei!"

"hehe……"

Gu Huaian's expression was normal at first, but when he heard this, his expression changed on the spot, and he sneered and said:

"roll!"

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

Shang Zhuoyan was confused at that time, no, you asked me what I know how to play, and I answered you normally, what do you mean by telling me to get out? !

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The audience watching the show next door burst out laughing:

"Gu Huaian, you are just pretending to be me!"

"How do you know that I hate these soft assistants!"

"Hahaha... He is indeed a hero that girls like to play with."

"No, what's wrong with girls? Isn't it okay for girls to play with Yaomei? Do you look down on girls?"

"Wrong! We don't hate girls. Some girls also play well. We hate all the bastards who play tricks!"

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】

The system sent a reminder in Gu Huaian's mind. Gu Huaian was quite surprised because this was really not his intention. This wave probably belonged to...

Physiological reaction!

There are always some leaders in the canyon who like to play soft assistants. They basically don't have to contribute anything and just want to follow others and win.

This kind of people are collectively called: "bastards!"

They have no understanding of the game, no awareness, and they don't even know much about the skills and passives of the soft support hero they are playing.

But when you scold it, it will explode on the spot with you. If you say you can't do it, why should you blame others? Why should you blame others? You... steamed shrimp heads!

Yes, there may be more girls playing soft support heroes, but no one in the canyon really targets girls. In the game world, everyone relies on their strength and strives to gain points, so there is no one who doesn’t want to win. .

Among the girls, there are also the kind of female dharma kings and female wild kings who take the whole place flying.

And the ones we discriminate against are never girls, but those bastards who don’t have the strength to win but still love to do it!

Normally, in the lower ranks, it's easy to say that you can just mess around. It's common for the stronger ones to bring one or two to the top.

But everyone’s understanding of the game is good when reaching high levels. Soft support heroes themselves are not popular, and the strength of heroes is very low. God knows how powerful it is when the opponent selects a hard support lineup to start a team and our team instantly locks a Yaomei teammate. collapse!

Those who choose instantly without looking at the lineup are just like Gou!

Four against five!

It’s not like why your parents want to help you win!

I owe you this in my previous life!

This is also the reason why Gu Huaian's face didn't change when Shang Zhuoyan talked about his rank, but when he talked about the heroes he usually played, Gu Huaian blurted out with a decisive "get out".

Do you believe it when she says that Sun Binzhuang, Zhou Gu Huaian is not so heartless!

"Gu Huaian!"

Shang Zhuoyan was so angry with Gu Huaian that she used a small fist to give Gu Huaian a set of hair extensions and said, "Why are you scolding me?"

Gu Huaian said while dodging and moving, don't you have any idea in your mind?

Shang Zhuoyan was so angry that she pressed down on Gu Huaian and started beating her. Xilin and the others looked strange when they heard the sound. What was going on with these two people? Why did they start fighting while they were chatting?

"I don't care! You have to fight with me! Show me how to play!"

Xiaoma pouted her little mouth angrily and gave Gu Huaian a big eye roll, looking domineering and overbearing.

"emmm...okay."

Scratching his head helplessly, Gu Huaian thought that MD, this damn Yaozi, had actually materialized.

If this is a casual scolding in the game, there is no way for people outside the game to refuse.

no way……

Gu Huaian had no choice but to take Shang Zhuoyan to play a few games.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian's technique, consciousness, and understanding of the game were all online, and he almost mastered it. During this period, Shang Zhuoyan kept shouting...

"oh!"

"Wow!"

"Four kills!"

"Wow, you are so awesome, Gu Huaian!"

"Are you so strong?!"

Gu Huaian just waved his hand and said:

"low profile……"

It made Shang Zhuoyan giggle, and she felt so good lying down!

After finishing the game, Shang Zhuoyan just urged Gu Huaian to play the next one...

suddenly.

"Ding dong."

Gu Huaian's cell phone received a notification tone.

[Battery low: 20% remaining. 】

The phone is out of battery.

"Wait for me for a while..."

After saying hello to Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huaian went upstairs. After a while, he came down from upstairs with the charger in his hand.

"There's no power strip here."

Shang Zhuoyan looked at the inside and outside of the sofa, and there was indeed no power strip. After all, this was a program recording site, and the program team would definitely not provide power strips for the sake of beauty.

"It doesn't matter."

Gu Huaian waved his hands calmly, and then in front of the camera, under Shang Zhuoyan's eyes that looked "unbelievable" and "unbelievable"...

Spread out the... giant long data cable in your hand!

"woc..."

Xiao Yema subconsciously almost exploded into national quintessence. She didn't even expect that Gu Huaian's charging data cable was... so long? !

"Pfft...what the hell is this?!"

Many viewers couldn’t stand it anymore, and everyone said:

"Gu Huaian, where did you get so many weird things?!"

"Whose mobile phone charging data cable is so long?"

"Hahaha... To be honest, I also dream of having such a long data cable."

When I saw this charging data cable, which was probably seven or eight meters long, to be honest at that moment, not only Shang Zhuoyan, but also Xilin, Su Yuntang, Jiang Shuo, and the program staff there all had expressions on their faces. Confused!

"Why is your data cable so long???"

Jiang Shuo couldn't help but ask, this was really an eye-opener for him.

Gu Huaian calmly plugged in the charging socket on the wall, then arranged the data cables and returned to the sofa, answering casually:

"I use it when I'm lying on the sofa at home. It's convenient."

In fact, the plug strips at home are generally not too long. If they are too long, it will affect the transmission and delay the charging speed.

But if the line is not long, you are forced to adjust your posture.

Many people are used to lying in the same position when lying on the sofa and playing with their mobile phones, such as the imperial concubine seat on the sofa. It is really comfortable there, but when the phone runs out of battery, they have to change positions, which is very hurtful. .

Gu Huaian's charging cable can alleviate this drawback very well. With such a long charging cable, as long as there is a power strip, you can charge it anywhere on the sofa!

"Pfft...666!"

At this moment, countless viewers had to express their admiration for Gu Huaian!

Some people even said that they have been taught a lesson, and I will buy one later. Things like laying flat and salted fish, it still depends on you, Gu Huaian, and Gu Laolu!

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】

The system beeps again.

To be honest, although many people had not thought of Gu Huaian's move and had not yet had time to do it, it was indeed very down-to-earth.

In my impression, celebrity artists basically don't have the image of being arrogant, lazy, lying flat, and salty. They all have a very positive image in front of the audience.

Do some exercise, go swimming...

Anyway, it’s about self-discipline!

How to roll it!

But Gu Huaian is different. Gu Huaian always teaches everyone how to be comfortable.

This is why everyone likes Gu Huaian. This kid really knows how to enjoy life!

At this moment.

In the footage of the "Crystal Love Season" program, Gu Huaian is lying on the sofa with a seven- to eight-meter-long data cable plugged into his mobile phone, occasionally taking a sip of tea from the beer mug on the table...

Look at the painting styles of movie stars Su, Sister Xilin and Jiang Shuo next door, chatting at the tea table.

Look at him Gu Huaian again?

That is simply one sky and one earth!

It is worth mentioning that after a while, Shang Zhuoyan’s phone ran out of battery and she borrowed Gu Huaian’s charging cable for a while. She found that this thing was really fragrant!

One bite:

"I'll buy one later too!"

It caused a lot of laughter and laughter.

Needless to say, Gu Huaian is really laid-back. This kid played games all morning. At noon, when the staff called them to have lunch, Gu Huaian was still calling Shang Zhuoyan:

"Come here, sister, I'm out of blood!"

"You gave the chain to the wrong person, give it to me! Why did you give it to that mage!"

"...I'll take you to play another game. I'm the dog's Shang Zhuoyan!"

A bunch of people laughed like crazy.

The guests were weak due to fungus poisoning, so lunch was prepared by the staff as usual.

After lunch, Shang Zhuoyan dragged Gu Huaian to lead her to get a few points. Gu Huaian said, "What points should I get at noon? Then I can't take a nap?"

I was so angry with Shang Zhuoyan, saying that you just don’t want to take me!

Gu Huai was happy and said with a smile, have you finally figured it out?

The angry Shang Zhuoyan wanted to fight Gu Huaian desperately.

To be honest, the two of them are really locked up as "happy enemies". In the past two days, their "Android CP" has gradually surpassed the meaning of "Pei Ban takes care of CP".

noon.

The staff are taking a break.

"Is this kid too idle?"

Watching from the machine that Gu Huaian actually went upstairs to take a nap, Jiang Dan twitched the corner of his mouth and thought to himself, could he have forgotten about writing a song for Shang Zhuoyan?

In the afternoon, before recording, Jiang Dan specially reminded Gu Huaian.

"Oh yes……"

Gu Huaian had just woken up and had completely forgotten about this matter.

Jiang Dan had black lines on his forehead, thinking to himself, how come this guy looks like a salted fish in his daily life off camera!

During the afternoon recording, Sister Xilin and the others came out from their break and saw Gu Huaian holding a computer and doing something there...

At that time, my mature sister Xilin was quite curious. In my impression, Gu Huaian didn't look like a serious person who was busy with work. Isn't Jiang Shuo's patent for this concave look of playing guitar and holding a computer while arranging music and accompaniment in front of the camera?

When Jiang Shuo came down, he was also surprised. He thought to himself, how can this country bumpkin learn from me?

It is worth mentioning that Jiang Shuo was holding a thermos cup in his hand with some wolfberry water soaked in it. Wasn't he too weak due to fungus poisoning? The assistant prepared some of this, which was a great supplement.

"What did you do?"

Shang Zhuoyan looked curious and asked casually.

"A song for you."

Gu Huaian, who was working on this cheerful and cheerful song, found it quite interesting. The more he wrote, the more he became certain that Shang Zhuoyan was definitely suitable for this song, as if it was tailor-made for her!

He even couldn't wait to sing a few lines to Shang Zhuoyan.

He grinned at Shang Zhuoyan and said:

"Trust me, you'll love it!"

"emmm..."

Looking at his sly smile, Xiaoma Shang Zhuoyan suddenly had a bad feeling.

Guess what song it is, this song is indeed very suitable for Shang Zhuoyan.


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