Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

"A tailor-made ghost! Are you sure you're not laughing at me?!"

Holding her pink fist, Shang Zhuoyan angrily wanted to do a combo punch with Gu Huaian.

For some reason, she felt that when Gu Huaian sang "Calories" just now, he seemed to be laughing at her for not being able to eat anything.

Especially those dance moves of his, they are so slutty.

You really want to hit him!

"woc..."

Gu Huaian quickly dodged and ran to the side.

"伱! Don't run!"

Shang Zhuoyan stood up and chased Gu Huaian with a pair of dazzling white legs.

"Am I stupid for not running?"

Gu Huaian moved flexibly, while Shang Zhuoyan was already a little weak due to fungus poisoning and was not able to exercise strenuously. He couldn't take two steps without taking a breath, and his physical strength could not keep up at all.

It’s even less possible to catch up with Gu Huaian…

"ah!"

She was so angry that she stood on the spot and stamped her feet, while Cao's rice bowl was being eaten down one bowl after another.

"Ha ha……"

Some viewers were entertained. I don’t know why, but now I find it pleasing to see Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan.

It seems that there are often those kinds of CPs popping up on the Internet...who like enemies to quarrel with each other.

Nowadays, people like to play jokes. The sweet and greasy CPs at the beginning and some very cruel CPs have gradually become outdated, and some are even said to be "greasy".

On the contrary, this kind of CP who gets along with each other like "happy enemies" is very refreshing and natural, which makes people feel very good.

In fact, many viewers who watched the "Crystal Love Season" originally thought that "Pei Ban takes care of the CP". Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu are indeed very sweet and very high-spirited, so when Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan's "Android CP" emerged When they came, they didn't like it.

They directly say that "Pei Ban takes care of the CP" is our destiny, can you "Android CP" go away wherever you go?

But they never expected that after a few days of watching over Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan's interaction, they would turn from "their own destiny" to "the boss", and they felt that the "Android CP" was also very good.

They are so happy...

Fighting all day long, various famous scenes, and poisoning caused by eating fungi were all caused by the two of them fighting heartlessly.

To be honest, many men and women envy this way of getting along with each other, where they are happy and don't quarrel.

Originally, the gap between "Android CP" and "Pei Ban takes care of CP" was the song "Want to See You". Now when "Calorie" comes out, it must be only a matter of time before someone steals the house.

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"Gu Huaian, I'm going to tear you apart!"

"Don't run!"

I have to say that Shang Zhuoyan is really a woman who never gives up. Even though she is weak and has to stop to take a breath after walking a few steps, she still runs after Gu Huaian.

Gu Huaian was also helpless. He wrote a song well, but why was he being hunted?

Just then, Gu Huaian ran to the door.

He saw two figures, one large and one small, walking in from the door.

"I go……"

Fortunately, Gu Huaian reacted in time, otherwise he would have hit someone.

After stopping and taking a closer look, Gu Huaian discovered to his surprise that the person coming was actually Ayao, a friend he met in the village.

It was Ayao who took them into the mountains to collect mushrooms the day before yesterday.

He didn't come by himself. He was holding a child by his hand. He looked young, in fourth or fifth grade. He was still wearing a primary school uniform. He didn't know if he had just finished school.

It is worth mentioning that both of them were carrying something in their hands, which looked like food gifts or something.

"What are you..."

Gu Huaian looked at Ayao strangely.

"Ah, we...that..."

Ayao was a little reserved. There was a camera teacher behind Gu Huaian, and there were a lot of people in the Crystal Courtyard. Not counting the guests, there was a large group of people from the program team alone.

It's like this at the recording site. It seems like there are only a few people recording the show, but there are a lot of staff behind the camera.

"you……"

Gu Huaian was about to continue asking.

"Gu Huaian!"

Suddenly, Shang Zhuoyan's roar came from behind, but Shang Zhuoyan rushed over like a female leopard, and a strong arm directly hooked Gu Huaian's neck.

"slightly……"

Gu Huaian stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes. This woman's attack was really neither light nor heavy!

"Let you run! I let you run!"

Shang Zhuoyan caught Gu Huaian and pinched her violently, causing Gu Huaian to grimace in pain.

Ayao and the child he was holding looked at each other in shock. The child even shrank behind Ayao. He might be thinking that this sister is so beautiful, why is she so fierce...

Have a laugh.

Gu Huaian invited Ayao and the children he brought in to sit down.

The child's name is Ayuan, and he is Ayao's younger brother. He goes to a nearby elementary school. Ayao has just picked up his younger brother from school.

As for what they are here for...

Actually, I came here to apologize.

Wasn't that the day before yesterday? Gu Huaian took Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan with them to the mountains to collect mushrooms. As a result, they all got poisoned from eating mushrooms and ended up in the hospital.

This matter had spread throughout the village. That night, the program crew was so anxious that many cars rushed to the hospital together. It was difficult for people in the village to know about it.

This is a group of stars who come to record a show. The villagers may not recognize popular celebrities like Shang Zhuoyan and Jiang Shuo, but Su Yuntang and Xilin are actors with high national popularity, and many villagers in the village know them. .

If they followed them into the mountains to pick mushrooms and ended up getting poisoned, even if no one blamed them, Ayao and Uncle still felt that they had to bear some responsibility.

look?

They didn't come empty-handed either. The bag A Yao was carrying contained some home-made breast fans, while little A Yuan was carrying a bag of home-made flower cakes.

Their families don't seem to be wealthy, and it's not uncommon for celebrities to buy gifts that they think are valuable. On the contrary, these things they made themselves are more sincere.

The guests who learned about the two brothers' visit couldn't help but feel a little moved. They had to say that the local villagers were really simple. Strictly speaking, this was really not their fault. It was because Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan had mixed up the fungus in their fight. Su Yuntang didn't. Stir-fried...

It has nothing to do with others.

But they still came to greet me and express their apology, which in itself is very touching.

"This matter has nothing to do with you. It's because we didn't handle it well and we were careless..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang were like two parents, talking to Ayao about this matter in a very calm tone.

Ayao was on pins and needles and didn't dare to speak. To be honest, he was really scared when he heard that they were poisoned by eating fungi. He couldn't bear the responsibility if such a group of celebrities were poisoned.

On the other hand, little Ayuan was sitting there looking around and felt that their little courtyard was so beautiful. His brothers and sisters were all good-looking and the clothes they wore were so beautiful.

There are some people holding cameras over there...

"Come on, kid."

At this time, Gu Huaian walked over from the direction of the restaurant carrying a tube of potato chips.

"Whoa!"

When Shang Zhuoyan saw the potato chips, her eyes widened and she shouted:

"Gu Huaian, you kid! Where did you get the potato chips?"

She didn't remember when Gu Huaian bought potato chips again. Where did he get the potato chips from? !

"puff……"

Some viewers couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene, and the barrage kept scrolling:

"Why does Gu Huaian have such a sense of deja vu that when I was a child, I went to my relatives' parents' homes to bring me snacks?"

"Hahaha...that's so right, that's what I wanted to say!"

"When did this old man buy potato chips again?"

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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】

If you want to be polite, you have to look after Huai'an.

In fact, when many people were young, they went out to visit relatives with their families, and they often encountered the scene where the elders of the relatives brought snacks to them when they arrived.

Children all love to eat snacks. If you like this, it will please the children and make the adults look happy.

The scene of Gu Huaian bringing potato chips to A Yuan just now is very similar to the scene you often encounter when you are a child and the adults at home go out to visit relatives...

It resonates so much!

This is why the system will award points.

Gu Huaian didn't expect this. Maybe it was because of his childhood concept. He felt that when children are here, you can't just chat with adults and let them sit there.

You have to give people something good to eat.

As for these potato chips…

In fact, Gu Huaian bought it on the way back from the hospital last night.

These snacks can contribute system points to Gu Huaian, and eating them occasionally can satisfy his cravings. It won't hurt to prepare more, so why not.

Didn't this happen by chance today?

He gave it to Ayuan to eat.

"Thank you, Brother Gu." Ayao called to his brother.

"Thank you, Brother Gu."

Ayuan was very happy to get the potato chips. In fact, the world of children is really easy to satisfy. Maybe they can eat instant noodles that cost 50 cents a pack on the roadside.

The tubes of potato chips that Gu Huaian brought out should actually be considered "luxury goods" for children.

"Suck..."

Shang Zhuoyan took a sip. She actually wanted to eat it too, but she was too embarrassed to say it.

Hey, Shang Zhuoyan!

How can you compete with children for snacks?

But I’m really hungry...

After thinking about it, she simply ran to the side table and picked up a bottle of sponsor's milk, ran to Ayuan, handed it to him and said:

"Sister, can you please drink some milk?"

She originally wanted to say, "My sister will buy you some milk. Can you give her some potato chips?"

As a result, little Ayuan was startled when she passed by and hurriedly ran behind her brother Ayao...

"What's wrong?"

Ayao was still surprised. Shang Zhuoyan was actually very good-looking. Her doll-like face was very delicate, and her clothes were very fashionable. He didn't dare to look at her long legs under those pleated skirts, they were too dazzling. .

Before, he was actually envious of Gu Huaian being able to play around with such a girl...

However, Xiao Ayuan timidly pointed at Shang Zhuoyan and said:

"She...this sister...is so fierce..."

As soon as these words came out...

"..."

Everyone was stunned at first.

Immediately afterwards...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The collective burst into laughter!

So maybe he was frightened when he saw the scene of Shang Zhuoyan chasing Gu Huaian just now?

"Hahaha……"

Gu Huaian laughed particularly wildly and said to A Yuan mockingly:

"Yes, yes, you are absolutely right. This sister is very fierce. Look at how she scratches her brother..."

He pointed at the mark on his hand that had just been pinched by Shang Zhuoyan and said:

"Remember Ayuan, you must not look for someone like this when looking for a girlfriend in the future. She is too cruel. I'll tell you..."

Halfway through his words, Gu Huaian suddenly caught a glimpse of Shang Zhuoyan's face that was uncertainly green and red.

"emmm..."

For a moment, Gu Huaian thought, had he gone too far?

"The surname is Gu!"

Shang Zhuoyan was already ashamed and angry, but she, Shang Zhuoyan, was actually disliked by children. How could such a cute girl like her scare children? !

incredible!

But Gu Huaian, the old man, was still there to watch the excitement and did not think it was a big deal, so he went crazy and made trouble!

"I kill you!"

She was so angry that she happened to have a cup at hand, so she grabbed it and rushed towards Gu Huaian with wild teeth!

"Hey, hey... I'm just joking..."

Gu Huaian dodged again and again. Facts have proved that people can exceed their maximum explosive potential when they are extremely angry. Just now, Shang Zhuoyan was too weak due to poisoning from eating fungus and had no strength to catch up with Gu Huaian. If Gu Huaian hadn't increased his speed, he might have been killed. She clicked the hammer.

"Hahaha……"

Some viewers were entertained, but the barrage filled the screen:

"Deserve it!"

Obviously, everyone felt that Gu Huaian deserved to be beaten. Speaking of which, this kid was indeed a bit too mean when facing Shang Zhuoyan.

Some viewers wanted to punch him!

I'll beat you to death!

If this were an anime, Gu Huaian would have been beaten all over the head by Shang Zhuoyan when he came back.

It is worth mentioning that because of Shang Zhuoyan's defense, Xiao Ayuan was even more afraid of her. When she came back, Xiao Ayuan avoided her.

Black lines appeared on the forehead of the little wild horse Shang Zhuoyan. To be honest, at this moment, she even wanted to cut Gu Huaian into pieces with a thousand knives!

This is the one who suffered a thousand blows, which made her image in the hearts of children become a violent woman!

She is obviously very patient, okay!

"Hehehe..."

The guests laughed and watched this scene. In fact, they were used to seeing Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huaian fighting, and they were somewhat used to it.

Although it was confirmed that the celebrities were fine, Ayao still felt a little guilty and felt that he was responsible for this.

Not only did he leave the gift behind, but he also kindly invited them to go to the horse farm run by his uncle in his village.

Some local villagers raised horses themselves. Gu Huaian had seen villagers holding horses several times in the village. Speaking of which, Gu Huaian had never ridden a horse before. Hearing this, he readily agreed:

"OK."

Su Yuntang, Xilin and Jiang Shuo did not refuse. Horse riding is actually very elegant. You are like the actor Su. You can occasionally see some photos of riding horses at a friend's horse farm on his social platform status.

An elegant person like him usually plays golf and rides horseback, and the entertainment and leisure activities he is exposed to are relatively high-end.

Seeing Gu Huai'an's excited expression, the actor Su thought to himself that this country bumpkin definitely didn't know how to ride a horse. If the time comes, he could just teach him like a "senior", and by the way...

By the way, I would like to take the opportunity to show my sage in front of others.

Speaking of which, Xilin can also ride a horse. She had a horse riding role in a costume drama before and learned it specially. Su Yuntang also invited her to ride a horse together before.

At this moment, the actor Su had a picture in his mind...

That was when he and Xilin were riding horses comfortably on the grassland by Erhai Lake, while Gu Huaian was patting the horse's butt wildly from behind, and the horse didn't move or take him.

Thinking of that scene, Su Yuntang couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and he was a little expectant...

Movie stars Su and Sister Xilin were quite interested in their uncle's racecourse in Ayao Village and asked some questions.

Gu Huaian didn't understand, so he didn't get involved.

Just then, out of the corner of his eye, Gu Huaian caught sight of little Ayuan eating potato chips and staring at the computer that he hadn't had time to close, so he walked over...

"What are you looking at?" he asked.

"this……"

Ayuan pointed at Gu Huaian's computer, not daring to move it, timidly, for fear of being messed up by him.

It's not that he has never seen a computer before. Nowadays, most primary schools have microcomputer classes, and computers are no longer a rare thing. He just looked at the music software on Huai'an's computer screen and seemed to be very interested in it.

"This is a software for music arrangement. It's too complicated. You're still young and can't understand it normally."

Gu Huaian thought that primary school students must like to play games, so he thought about turning off the software and finding a game on the web for him to play.

While he was looking for it, little Ayuan asked:

"Brother Gu, can you write songs?"

"Of course." Gu Huaian boasted.

Seeing that little Ayuan was interested, he asked:

"What songs do you like to listen to?"

"I……"

Little Ayuan's eyes rolled around, and after thinking for a while, he leaned against the iron mountain with his shoulders and replied:

"Ji Ni is so beautiful!"

Gu Huaian: "???"

This guy is actually a joker!

"puff……"

Jiang Shuo was sitting next to Gu Huaian. He was drinking wolfberry water and squirted it out again.

The netizens next door were also laughing like crazy, and one sentence was floating on the barrage: "Close your face and open it up!"

Gu Huaian tried his best to suppress his laughter, then rubbed little Ayuan's head and said:

"Are you sure you didn't hear a seed planted in your heart... dig, dig, dig?"

"I listened too."

Ayuan chewed potato chips, his hands and mouth covered with crumbs.

This is also quite clever. He even asked Gu Huaian:

"What kind of songs does brother Xiao Gu write?"

"Brother can write anything..."

Gu Huaian patted his chest and started bragging with the child.

"Then can you write something that... is very passionate?" Little Ayuan asked.

In fact, children are relatively in middle school, and what attracts them are often the kind of passionate and exciting songs.

It's just that the current Chinese music scene is gradually becoming more and more inclined to slobbery songs and idle moans. Hot-blooded music has nothing to do with this music scene anymore.

If you ask Jiang Shuo to answer this question, he will definitely not be able to answer it, because he doesn't know what "hot blood" is. The songs he writes and the arrangements are advanced, but it's a pity that when he sings them, they just sound the same...

But Gu Huaian is different.

Gu Huaian said bluntly:

"I can try."

He is also humble, giving Ayuan the feeling that he is a very kind and interesting big brother.

At this moment, Gu Huaian was thinking, if you really write a song that primary school students would like to listen to, a very popular song, would it also be "down to earth"?

There is also a saying of "down-to-earth" in songwriting, and this thing is widely spread. If the down-to-earth songs he wrote are being played in the streets and alleys, does that mean that his system points are getting hit every day? ah?

Of course, Gu Huaian just thought about it. In this regard, he still wanted to be a serious singer. Being weird would not be his style.

What he said to little Ayuan was just a joke, but Gu Huaian didn't take it seriously at all, he just treated it as a child's play.

But the problem is that Xiao Ayuan seems to take it seriously!