Muscular Rabbits Legion: "No one can escape from the novice village!"

Chapter 812: Catfish Stew with Tofu



Finally, the Nine Yin God snorted coldly, "Rabbit, you'd better not challenge everyone's limits of patience!"

Yi Zheng raised his little hand, "Then you should get your people to watch their mouths first!"

The Azure Lion laughed, "Nine Yin God, although I also think that Rabbit isn't very obedient, it was indeed your guys who started with the foul mouths."

Nine Yin God roared, "But he lost a leg!"

Jidian said, "Nine Yin God, as a Divine Beast, so what if you lose a leg? Just circulate some spiritual energy and it grows back, it's a matter of seconds, so can you even call that an injury?

Your guy openly insulted Rabbit, that's a bit over the line."

"This is over the line?!" Nine Yin God roared.

Jidian nodded while shaking his folding fan, "Of course it is. The Catfish God only lost a leg, which can heal in three seconds; but insulting Rabbit, that's a psychological wound that won't heal for years.

How can a leg be compared to one's pride?"

When the Catfish God heard this, he shouted with bloodshot eyes, "Then let him insult me, and I'll cut off one of his feet, does that work?"

Before Jidian could respond, Rabbit grinned and said, "Are you sure?"

Catfish God was about to nod but then remembered the scene where Rabbit verbally battled a hundred Divine Beasts, leaving everyone speechless, and suddenly felt a bit intimidated.

If that Rabbit used words meant for a hundred-plus Divine Beasts on him alone...

Just thinking about it made the Catfish God's scalp tingle. Though he could chop off one of Rabbit's legs, as Jidian said, it's just a leg, and for a Divine Beast skilled in self-healing, it would heal in a blink. No matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be losing out.

While the Catfish God was pondering, a chubby rabbit leg appeared in front of him, and Rabbit elegantly placed his leg on the ground, looking up at him, "Thought it over yet? Want to try?"

Catfish God glared at Rabbit, "Rabbit, don't push it. Do you think I don't dare chop off one of your legs?"

Even if Jidian covers you, if I chop you now, he won't stop me!"

Then he saw Rabbit obediently nod and say, "I know you won't dare!"

"Hm?!" Catfish God was furious and about to make a move.

Rabbit continued, "Of course, I know you surely don't care about Jidian covering for me, or that I'm the Divine Beast appointed by the Queen Mother, and surely don't care that the Queen Mother of the West is my Boss Lady, and you certainly wouldn't care that I helped the East King open the path to immortality and owe me a favor;

You must not care that the four ferocious beasts of Kunlun are my brothers;

You wouldn't care that the Bifang Divine Bird is my sister;

And definitely wouldn't care that the Shared Life Bird Mingming is my sister...

So, you're definitely going to take this chop, aren't you?!"

Hearing the names Yi Zheng mentioned, the previously confident and raging Catfish God broke into a cold sweat, his voice trembling, "You... you... do you think I'll believe your nonsense?"

Yi Zheng nodded vigorously, giving a thumbs-up, "Of course, you don't believe it. Actually, I'm just lying and boasting."

Catfish God breathed a sigh of relief, then saw Rabbit pull out a bottle of Jadescent Nectar to drink.

Gazing at the Jadescent Nectar, Catfish God suddenly realized something!

Jadescent Nectar, it's a Heavenly Court exclusive!

Now the Immortal Realm and the Underground Immortal Realm are separated, the people above can't come down, and the people below find it very tough to go up, so where did this exclusive Heavenly drink come from?

Catfish God suddenly thought of many possibilities.

For example, heavenly gods descending; immortals descending...

But whatever it is, whoever comes down at this time mustn't be ordinary!

Besides, he also heard that the East King went to the Kunlun path to immortality, so Rabbit's words aren't without basis, in case...

The more he thought, the more the Catfish God wavered, even his gaze at Rabbit began to flicker.

Nine Yin God also furrowed his brows, then looked at Jidian, "He..."

Jidian shook his fan, grinning widely, "Don't listen to that Rabbit boasting. When we first met, I almost simmered him. If it weren't for the Mount Tai God stepping in, I would have pulled him out.

Having him around is just like carrying some snacks and little treats, nothing more.

If you want to deal with him, go ahead, I definitely won't stop you!"

Jidian spoke sincerely, but the sincerer he was, the more Nine Yin God felt this must be a trap!

After all, anything from this crazy monk Jidian's mouth is notoriously unreliable!

Thinking about the Jadescent Nectar, Nine Yin God began to believe Rabbit too, so he snorted coldly, "Jidian, don't make rash statements, Rabbit and I were just having a verbal sparring..."

"Don't say that! We weren't sparring, I let you, you're good with words, you win!" Rabbit shouted.

Nine Yin God didn't catch the joke inside, thinking that Rabbit was also trying to be nice, so he nodded, "Thank you for going easy."

Rabbit immediately waved his little hand and shouted, "Not going easy, when it comes to words, you're the best, I'm not, and never heard anything about... if anyone has business, find Nine Yin God, don't come to me.

I... I'm straight!"

Nine Yin God hadn't figured it out yet when some Divine Beasts who did get it couldn't help but chuckle.

Soon more and more Divine Beasts started laughing.

A Divine Beast whispered a few words to Nine Yin God, and he immediately got angry, glaring fiercely at Yi Zheng, "Rabbit, don't you dare push... hic... me to action!"

Yi Zheng opened his wide, innocent eyes, "I don't, but you can't take action!"

Nine Yin God was confused again...

Pfft!

A Divine Beast couldn't help but laugh out loud, while the Azure Lion exaggeratedly pounded the ground, laughing wildly...

Nine Yin God was still in a daze, while a nearby winged snake-headed Divine Beast leaned over and whispered, "You just hiccupped and broke the sentence.

Think it over again."

Nine Yin God was still pondering when Rabbit murmured, "I thought he was a guy, just a bit sissy, but didn't expect he's actually a woman. But she's a bit too open, I can't handle it, I'm out."

Saying this, Rabbit ran off.

Only then did Nine Yin God come to his senses, gritting his teeth, "Rabbit!"

Yi Zheng turned his head with a sobbing tone, "This, I don't want this!"

"I..." Nine Yin God stood up abruptly, about to make a move.

Just then, Rabbit wasn't intimidated at all, grabbing his carrot club looking all set for a showdown.

Nine Yin God stared intently at Rabbit, Rabbit also stared intently at Nine Yin God, finally, they snorted coldly, one sat down, the other ran off with the carrot.

Nine Yin God continued staring at Azure Lion, Jidian, and others.

And Rabbit ran to the big iron pot, lifted the lid, took a sniff, and shouted, "Catfish stew with tofu is ready, anyone for a midnight snack?"

When Catfish God heard this, his face turned jet black, and he roared, "Rabbit, don't push it!"

Yi Zheng shrugged, "Catfish stew with tofu, how is that too much? Wasting food is the real disgrace."

Catfish God roared, "That's my leg! It's fine if you eat it yourself, but why are you shouting about it? Do you think everyone is like you, willing to oppose me for a bite to eat?"


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