NOVEL NEXT Chapter 813: Someone Died Again
As soon as the words were spoken, the Catfish God saw the barks-at-heaven dog approach with a bowl and chopsticks in hand: "Rabbit, don't say anything, just get me a bowl first!"
The Catfish God was infuriated: "barks-at-heaven dog, you've gone too far!"
"Shut up, it's not like I'm the one who chopped off your leg. It's already chopped off, and it would be a waste not to eat it. Wasting food is shameful, you know?" barks-at-heaven dog cursed while urging Yi Zheng, "Hurry up, give me a big bowl!"
"Rabbit, you..." the Catfish God roared.
Yi Zheng replied, "Stop yelling. As the saying goes, 'Plow at high noon, drops of sweat fall to the earth, who knows the food in the pan, every grain is hard-earned!' Wasting food is not only shameful, it is a sin!
There is a level in the eighteen layers of Hell that deals with food waste.
We do this to make full use of resources, accumulating virtue and kindness!"
The Catfish God was left speechless by these words, not knowing how to refute.
Then barks-at-heaven dog asked, "Rabbit, who are Plow and Noon?"
Yi Zheng was taken aback, then quickly gave him a bowl: "Get lost, eat on the side!"
barks-at-heaven dog held the big bowl and took a bite. The flesh of the Divine Beast was far superior to any earthly bird or beast.
Plus, catfish meat itself was tastier than ordinary freshwater fish, with tight texture and fat within the muscle, smooth and tender to the tooth, and importantly, only one main bone with no small bones.
A bite of catfish meat, a bite of white tofu, barks-at-heaven dog shouted while eating, "Delicious, delicious!"
He didn't need to say anything; others could smell it and know it was delicious.
After all, it was made with Divine Beast flesh, the ingredient itself was Top Grade, and unless the culinary skill was extremely poor, even if boiled with just water and salt, it would be a worldly delicacy.
Watching barks-at-heaven dog wolf it down, the nearby divine beasts couldn't help but swallow hard.
Elsewhere, Rabbit made a big bowl for himself and started devouring it as well.
Smelling the aroma of the meat and watching this rabbit and dog enjoy eating so much, the divine beasts found it hard to sit still.
But with the Catfish God watching, they were embarrassed to go ask for some.
At this moment, a bowl was extended in front of Yi Zheng.
Everyone looked, and it was Jidian who spoke!
Jidian then looked at the pot of catfish stewed tofu with tearful eyes and said with compassion, "Such a good half of a fish tail, just chopped like that, it's too cruel...
This is all sinful.
As the saying goes, 'If I don't enter Hell, who will?' I, the humble monk, am willing to sacrifice myself for righteousness, using my mouth to help it transcend!
Give me a bowl, filled."
Pfft!
The Catfish God spat out a mouthful of blood in anger, roaring, "Jidian, don't you have any shame?"
Jidian said, "As the saying goes, 'Wine and meat pass through the guts, the Buddha sits in the heart, if people learn from me, they are like entering the Demon Path. My eating of wine and meat is different from yours. My stomach is connected to reincarnation, if I eat it, it will be reincarnated and be your tail in the next life."
"I... I..." The Catfish God wanted to curse but knew that he could not outdo this monk, who was notoriously petty and vengeful. If he truly cursed, after this meeting ended, the monk would surely sneak up on him in the middle of the night!
So, the words stuck on the tip of his tongue, and the Catfish God couldn't bring himself to curse. He looked towards the Nine Yin God.
But the Nine Yin God kept his head down, not looking this way, clearly not wanting to back down in the face of Rabbit, barks-at-heaven dog, and Jidian, these shameless trio.
Without a backer, the Catfish God dared not challenge Jidian.
Seeing the Catfish God backing down, the other divine beasts quickly approached.
Fair Peach Branch smiled and said, "Rabbit, get me a bowl too."
"And me!"
"Me, me, me..."
"Leave me some!"
...
Earlier, the night snack stall was deserted, but the next moment it was packed.
Driven to anger, the Catfish God turned away with a grieving face and cursed tearfully, "Too... bullying!"
Eating, drinking, and bragging.
Time passed quickly, and before everyone could thoroughly enjoy themselves, it was dawn.
Seeing the sun in the sky, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's dawn, let's go, back to sleep!" someone yawned as they got up to leave.
No one stopped them, because everyone did not think there would be any danger in broad daylight, after all, some slept, but more chose not to.
Yi Zheng and barks-at-heaven dog chose to sleep, each returning to their own cave mansion and went straight to sleep.
In his dream, Yi Zheng dreamed of a vicious wolf wandering nearby, reluctant to leave, but no matter how Yi Zheng looked closely, he couldn't see the wolf clearly.
Yi Zheng slept till the afternoon, not waking up by himself, but being awakened by barks-at-heaven dog!
"Rabbit, get out here, there's been another murder!" barks-at-heaven dog shouted.
Yi Zheng jumped out of bed: "Another murder? Is it dark again? Or is it the next day? Did it happen last night?"
barks-at-heaven dog looked at the confused rabbit and cursed, "What next day, today's not over yet! It happened at noon, it was the Catfish God who died."
"What?!" Yi Zheng was stunned.
barks-at-heaven dog nodded and said, "Don't be surprised, it's the same catfish we clashed with last night. Discovered at noon, his body was stripped to fish bones, not a bit of flesh left."
Yi Zheng took a sharp intake of breath, not because of the gruesomeness of the technique, but...
"Damn it, why do I feel like there's a black pot hanging over our heads?" Yi Zheng asked.
barks-at-heaven dog nodded: "No need to feel it, we're already taking the blame."
After saying this, barks-at-heaven dog stepped aside from the door, revealing many people behind him, all the divine beasts on the mountain had come.
Many divine beasts stared at Yi Zheng and barks-at-heaven dog,
Fair Peach Branch and others who had a good relationship with Yi Zheng frowned, with sympathy in their eyes, though there was suspicion too.
At this moment, the Flying Winged Snake Divine Beast stepped out. He usually followed the Nine Yin God and had a good relationship with the Catfish God, his eyes were extremely cold, glaring fiercely at Yi Zheng: "Rabbit, you killed, didn't you?"
Yi Zheng rolled his eyes at him: "Are you stupid? I'm at the thirteenth level, why would I kill a fifteenth-level divine beast?"
"Yesterday, yesterday you unleashed a power that wasn't weak, and you chopped off one of the Catfish God's legs!" Flying Winged Snake Divine Beast said.
Yi Zheng rolled his eyes again: "So, in the sneak attack where I unleashed my full power, I could only cut off one leg.
Besides, I already attacked him once, do you think the Catfish God is a fool, a big fool, or a super invincible big fool to let me approach again and ambush?
Also, let me chop him to death without saying a word?"
Hearing this, the divine beasts were stunned.
barks-at-heaven dog's eyes lit up, suddenly understanding why this rabbit went crazy last night and rushed to sneak attack the Catfish God.
He knew the Catfish God might be killed, and he was setting up an alibi in advance, washing himself clean!