NOVEL NEXT Chapter 811: Damn Rabbit!
"Rabbit, you better come back! You're so embarrassing... I used to think you were fierce, how did you become so cowardly now?" In the distance, barks-at-heaven dog couldn't face anyone, his master covering his face, wishing he could tell everyone he didn't know this Rabbit.
Fair Peach Branch and others were also shaking their heads with a smirk.
And over at Catfish God's side, the Divine Beasts were looking at that Rabbit with undisguised disdain.
As the saying goes, it's not that we're afraid of your weak strength, we just look down on the cowardly ones delivering goods.
"He was quite fierce during the argument, I thought this Rabbit was somebody important."
"Me too, I thought he was pretending to be a pig to eat a Tiger, turns out he's just a thirteenth-tier good-for-nothing."
"After going down the mountain, this Rabbit will probably be killed back to the Newbie Village."
"I think so too..."
A group of Divine Beasts discussed, clearly not caring if Yi Zheng heard them.
In the distance, Nine Yin God laughed: "Jidian, teaming up with something like this, you sure lost your own face."
Jidian shook his fan, smiled, and said: "Is it shameful? Not at all, I think it's good, peaceful cooperation brings fortune.
Fighting and killing, what's good about that?
Just like this monk, very good indeed."
His words were met with eye rolls, and Azure Lion couldn't help but say: "Jidian, it's fine if you say this to others, but saying it to us, aren't you embarrassed?
Who doesn't know you're the most ruthless!"
Jidian put down his fan, unhappy, and said: "Little Azure Hair, don't talk that way!
I'll sue you for slander!
This monk is a monk, least fond of fighting and killing."
"Sure, you boiled them all," Nine Yin God snickered.
Jidian said: "This monk was just performing a complex transcendence... You wouldn't understand."
Everyone fell silent.
At that moment, everyone heard Rabbit's voice again: "Is there really no room left at all?"
The Divine Beasts shook their heads, such a Rabbit has absolutely no integrity!
Catfish God became increasingly proud and arrogant, his head turning almost one hundred and eighty degrees, obviously feeling superior, ignoring, looking down on, dismissing—totally indifferent!
Just as Catfish God was feeling pleased, suddenly someone shouted: "Whoa... watch out!"
At the same time, Catfish God felt a murderous aura approaching, he turned around swiftly but it was already too late!
Just then, Rabbit was carrying a big Carrot, with black light swirling around it, a terrifying force concentrated on a point!
Crack!
Awooo!
Catfish God let out a heartrending scream, clutching his leg and falling to the ground, shouting: "Murder! Help!"
At the same time, a burst of management erupted within Catfish God, preparing for Defense.
However, the expected continuous attacks did not come, upon seeing Rabbit.
He was holding a big Carrot in one hand and Catfish God's half leg in the other, running away wildly, shouting: "Brother Gou, set up the pot, the ingredients are here!
Catfish stewed with tofu!"
Then, Big Black Dog was momentarily stunned, then quickly took out a big black pot, spitting a Flame to heat it red-hot.
Rabbit threw over a handful of chives, garlic, dried chili, barks-at-heaven dog sprinkled oil inside, and the sizzling sound was constant, the fragrance of stir-fried spices spreading around.
Rabbit slapped Catfish God's severed leg, and with a pop, it transformed into its original form, becoming half a Catfish tail, over ten meters long!
Rabbit took out a knife, and as the blade flew, that half tail was cut into hundreds of pieces and fell into the iron pot.
After frying with large oil, water was added, along with soy sauce and other seasonings, lastly putting in tofu, covering the pot, the gurgling sound began, and a meat aroma wafted around.
Rabbit and Dog's speed was incredibly fast, working together with great coordination!
After working together, they exchanged glances, both feeling a sense of 'meeting a kindred spirit, late in life'.
And Catfish God finally snapped back to reality, finally understanding what Rabbit was up to, apologizing and reconciling was fake, seizing the chance to chop his leg for tofu stew was real!
Catfish God roared in anger: "Damn dog, damn rabbit, you've gone too far!"
Barks-at-heaven dog quickly shouted: "Just scold the Rabbit, I'm just a helper!"
Yi Zheng immediately glared at him, then shouted to Catfish God: "Catfish God, I want to reconcile, you don't? Since we're enemies, why can't I play dirty?"
Catfish God raged: "You broke Mount Tai God's rules!"
Yi Zheng tilted his head: "Bullshit, Mount Tai God only said no fighting and killing, especially no killing!
First, I didn't kill anyone!
Second, you didn't resist, we didn't fight, except for your noisy shouting disturbing fights and sleep, the whole process was harmonious!"
"Harmonious your grandpa! You chopped my leg!" Catfish God roared.
Yi Zheng roared back: "But you didn't resist when I did it, we didn't exchange blows, doesn't count as a fight! To fight is to exchange blows!"
"Screw your grandpa, I'm going to kill you!" Catfish God got up, ready to strike.
Yi Zheng instantly thrust the Carrot club into the ground: "You think I'm as stupid as you?
Try touching me? I'll fight you!
Then it's you breaking Mount Tai God's rules!
When Mount Tai God finds out, you'll lose your head multiple times!"
Catfish God hesitated after hearing this, he could disregard Yi Zheng, he could even argue with barks-at-heaven dog, but Mount Tai God's rules.
He had no choice but to be cautious.
Catfish God was silent, but Rabbit was still taunting: "Come on, you big reptile, aren't you badass?
Don't you want to kill me?
Come on!
Come over here!
Your grandpa, I might be only thirteenth-tier, but I'll go all out with you!
By then, let's go to the little black room together!
Let's have our Realm drop like crazy!
Who's afraid of who?!"
The Rabbit's shouting seemed loud and confident, but everyone could tell he was just threatening Catfish God.
"This Rabbit, too damn bad!"
"He's taken all the bamboo shoots this year, such bamboo shoot theft!"
"Damn, I was just fooled by this Rabbit, really thought he was a pushover, a loser indeed. This guy, dark, too dark!"
"Even Mount Tai's Stone isn't as dark as him!"
...
Catfish God listened to these words, although angry inside, he was indeed threatened.
That outcome, he couldn't bear!
But, to let it go just like that, he was unwilling.
So Catfish God looked towards Nine Yin God, hoping his elder brother would step in to get him back some face.
Nine Yin God understood Catfish God's look, so he spoke: "Rabbit, you're distorting Mount Tai God's meaning."
Yi Zheng crossed his arms and said: "Effeminate, don't pretend, what's distortion? I explain and it's distortion, you explain and it's not distortion?
Mount Tai God's original words never said unilateral action counts as mutual combat!"
"You..." Nine Yin God was not good at arguing, facing such a sharp-tongued Rabbit, he really couldn't outtalk him.
In a different setting, Nine Yin God would've acted directly, but here, with Rabbit's attitude of "you dare act, I dare fight", it really gave him a headache.