I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Simply, let's send Venerable Lingji back to Lingshan first?" At this time, Fuhu Luohan glanced at Jianglong Luohan and said.

He also didn't want to bump into Zhoushan.

Moreover, he was also full of doubts and worries.

Why did Lingji tell their biggest "secret"?

Aren't you afraid that the Tathagata will know that they have cheated on the Tathagata that day, and have messed with the old sow that the Tathagata likes the most? ?

Aren't you afraid that Tathagata will know that the piglet in the belly of the old sow is not his seed? ? ?

"Ah, don't...you are all bad guys, don't take me away!"

In the next second, Lingji quickly crawled away.

Just kidding, he has revealed so many secrets out of nowhere, how dare he go back to Lingshan? ?

Going back to Lingshan, won't you be beaten up?I'm afraid it's still the kind of direct maiming!

"Don't! Don't, don't arrest me, I don't have a girl ticket, I'm not a girl ticket! Don't! Don't!"

Lingji cried out in a hurry.

"Hey! Subduing Dragon Arhat, Subduing Tiger Arhat, it seems that my son was really stunned..."

"I don't think it's better. You go back and ask the Buddha for your life. It's better to let the Buddha invite the Great God of Gonggong to come. If you can't hit Zhoushan, the Great God of Gonggong should be more professional."

Sun Wukong sighed and said, "Lingji Bodhisattva is my son after all."

Sun Wukong's words support Lingji.

At this moment, Lingji felt that being someone else's son was such a blessing!

"It can only be like this... Who would have thought that Buzhou Mountain is so hard! The Gonggong God back then is really an amazing existence!"

"Yeah, let's hit Buzhou Mountain, it's really too difficult!"

Jianglong Arhat sighed, and then gave a Buddha ceremony to Sun Wukong at the foot of the mountain,

"Great Sage, take good care of your son, we will go back first..."

The arhat who subdued the dragon and subdued the tiger left, and the eight hundred arhats followed suit.

They walked very fast, covered their faces and ran at full speed, there was no way, they really didn't want to hit Buzhou Mountain.

and.

They've just had their big secret revealed.

Standing here now, I always feel that everyone in the three realms is staring at them strangely, which makes them very embarrassed and ashamed.

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Lingshan!

Great Thunder Temple!

"Buddha! It's too difficult to hit Zhoushan Mountain! It took so long to break through one third of it!"

"Yes, yes, only one third, Venerable Lingji was stunned! He also revealed all the secrets of our Buddhism, ah, it is really too difficult... ..."

Just arrived at Lingshan.

Jianglong and Fuhu Luohan cried and shouted.

Coordinating with the big bumps on their heads, and cooperating with the bald heads of eight hundred arhats with bloody heads.

All of a sudden, the eight hundred arhats were crying, and the dragons and tigers were crying. It was so pitiful that it made people cry!

Nima, if you can't hit Zhoushan, even the quasi-sage Da Neng and Lingji Bodhisattva were stunned.

How did Zhoushan collapse? ?

"Buddha, in my opinion, why don't you invite Gonggong God?!"

"Yeah, if you encounter a problem, you still need to find a professional!"

"Yes, Buddha, think twice!"

"..."

All the gods and Buddhas in the sky persuaded, there is no way, the quasi-sage, the mighty Lingji Venerable was stunned.

Most of them have not reached quasi-sage, how dare they bump into them? ? ?

Buddha is also true.

Obviously, there are professionals who don't invite them, so they have to do it themselves. Now it's all right, everyone's privacy has been exposed by Lingji who was stunned!

Nima!

Why didn't you invite Gong Gong to come and bump it?Is my Lingshan short of that money?

There is no shortage, so why not ask for it? ?

"My lords, there is no need to say more! My Lingshan has a long history, so how can the existence of Niubi not knock down Buzhou Mountain?"

"Besides, since Venerable Lingji has hit a third of the way, we shouldn't give up. Otherwise, wouldn't Venerable Lingji's sacrifice be in vain?"

"Okay, next, let the rest of us in Lingshan continue to complete the unfinished glorious mission of Venerable Lingji!"

Tathagata rejected the request of the Buddhas.

His gaze fell leisurely on the upper echelons of Lingshan, such as Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

"Buddha, are you joking?" Several people said tremblingly with cold sweat behind their backs.

"I'm not joking."

Tathagata said calmly, then raised his eyes to the sky, his eyes were full of invincible pride,

"I have so many talents in Lingshan, do I have to hire Gonggong?"

"People of Lingshan, if you go to the follow-up now, if one fails, you will have two! If two fail, you will have three! Isn't it just Buzhou Mountain? I don't believe it, we can't knock down Lingshan!"

The Buddha's tone was unprecedentedly resolute, and the scalps of everyone present were numb!

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Two hours later.

Not around the side of the mountain.

"One, two, three, hit me!"

Accompanied by Sun Wukong's high commanding voice, it fell.

Thousands of miles above the sky.

Puxian Bodhisattva waved his sleeves, and suddenly fell down!

At the same time, the magic weapon behind him is running crazily, accelerating like a jet plane!accelerate!Speed ​​up!

In the sky, a semicircular arc of golden light was drawn, and it ruthlessly hit the gap in Buzhou Mountain.

Rumble!

Rumble!

All of a sudden, the sky was shaken!

But don't look at such a huge momentum.

But when Puxian Bodhisattva hit the Buzhou Mountain.

I don't know why, but the strength suddenly decreased by more than half, just like when I was doing something, I suddenly withered.

The majestic Da Luo Jinxian peak, unexpectedly only hit a gap that is hundreds of feet long.

then.

Puxian Bodhisattva rolled his eyes, decisively pretended to be dizzy, and with a plop, never fell to the ground from Zhoushan Mountain.

"Puxian Bodhisattva! 200 meters! Next..."

Sun Wukong glanced up, and then looked again at the Buddhist people who were lining up in the 33 sky to hit the mountain.

Before that, not Zhou Shanxia.

The Bodhisattva Lingji, who was pretending to be stupid, also saw that the Sumeru Arhat, Chang-eared Dongguang Buddha, and Dahuanxi Buddha on Lingshan Mountain had also crashed into the mountain one by one, so they rolled their eyes and fell to the ground in a mess.

It seems that they all fainted because they couldn't hit Zhoushan?

Funny, how is it possible?Those who live a long time are all cheating and playing tricks!

Especially when Puxian Bodhisattva at the peak of Daluo Jinxian was knocked out, Lingji couldn't help roaring in his heart anymore.

Well, you Puxian, didn't you usually brag that your previous Taoist Puxian was the strongest among the Twelve Golden Immortals, and now you are the strongest master in Buddhism?

A dignified top 1000 master at the peak of Daluo Jinxian only broke through a gap of more than [-] meters?

You stumbled and fainted, who are you lying to?

You are the strongest, is your mouth strong in your feelings? ? ?

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"Manjusri Bodhisattva, you are about to prove the quasi-sage right away, so give me some strength!"

33 days.

Seeing the Buzhou Mountain, which was hit by less than [-] meters, the senior officials of Fomen were a little annoyed.

"Don't worry! Do you think I'll be a sneaky person like Pu Xian?!"

"Of course not, I will definitely bump into him more than him, don't worry!"

After finishing speaking, Manjushri rubbed his hands together, a tactical acceleration, rolling, jumping, all in one go.

===Chapter 52 Ah, I'm dead again===

Buzz! ! !

Manjusri Bodhisattva dragged his long golden tail, like a scud rocket, made a loud and shocking sound, accelerated from the sky, and rushed fiercely towards the mountainside of Buzhou Mountain!

"Manjusri, Manjusri, never lose!"

"Prosperity! Democracy! Harmony! Friendship!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva shouted slogans, and the breath in his body suddenly rose.

Then, with a bang, it crashed directly into Buzhou Mountain!

"Fuck!"

The moment he hit Buzhou Mountain, Manjushri yelled four times, then rolled his eyes, and passed out very simply!

Boom!

Immediately, he fell hard on the body of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva on the ground.

And Samantabhadra Bodhisattva jumped up directly after suffering the pain.

But after jumping up, he found that all the gods and Buddhas were looking at him strangely, so he had to shout, "Ah! I stepped on my horse and died again!".

Then lie down again!

"Manjushri Bodhisattva, one thousand two hundred and one meters..."

"Next!"

Sun Wukong glanced at Manjusri Bodhisattva with disdain.

This Manjushri Bodhisattva shouted social slogans in the middle, and he did it in a flashy manner. I thought it was so strong!

In the end, I found someone who was one meter taller than Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. Is this the person who wants to prove the quasi-sage?

Funny? !

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