I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Monkey King shouted.

……

boom!

present.

A terrifying golden light, under the gaze of the Three Realms, carried terrifying energy.

From the sky of tens of thousands of meters, crashed into Nabuzhou Mountain!

Rumble!

Rumble!

A loud bang resounded through the sky!

Bu Zhoushan trembled violently again.

Both the sky and the earth experienced a magnitude [-] earthquake, lightning and thunder rumbled, and the earth cracked open!

All the immortals in the heaven staggered, and the mahjong fell to the ground.

In the Western Lingshan, many Buddhas were directly shaken off their seats!

The hell of the underworld, the ghosts in the [-]th floor of hell, were even shaken to the point of crying for their father and mother, crying aloud,

"Oh my god... who is doing this, making such a big noise?"

At this time, countless eyes looked at Buzhou Mountain...

But after seeing the whole picture of Buzhou Mountain, their eyes became complicated. At this moment, they finally realized the hardness of the 8848 titanium alloy Buzhou Mountain.

Even though Zhou Shan has been subjected to such shocking ordeals, he is still standing tall.

It's just that the collision between Lingji and the others produced a little effect.

On the mountainside of Buzhou Mountain, there is a gap of one third!

It seems that as long as it hits three more times, Buzhou Mountain can be knocked down!

But can they still collide?

"Ah! My head..."

"It hurts me to death..."

In the tens of thousands of miles around Buzhou Mountain, eight hundred Buddhas were scattered all over the place, crying loudly with their heads in their arms.

puff puff!

Jianglong and Fuhu Luohan even got up from the ground, and two mouthfuls of blood spurted out in an instant.

Afterwards, two huge bags, visible to the naked eye, appeared above their heads.

"Ah! It hurts me to death..." Jianglong Luohan covered his head and cried loudly.

===Chapter 50 Tathagata My private life in Lingshan is exposed===

"This Buzhou Mountain, which is so dark that it doesn't fall into autumn, can't be broken without a saint. If the saint doesn't come, how could we crash into it? Hey, my head!"

Crouching Tiger Arhat also echoed and began to cry.

"I...who am I...where am I...what did I just do?"

On the other side, being bounced hundreds of miles away, Bodhisattva Lingji even got up from the ground in a messy manner.

This hit.

He was at the front.

So much so that it caused a concussion, and the memory was almost knocked out.

He covered his head and stood there blankly, like a wooden man.

"Son Lingji, you, are you okay..."

Seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's dumbfounded look, Sun Wukong immediately expressed concern.

The current Lingji Bodhisattva has dull eyes and trembling tiger body...

There was a big lump on the top of his head, and his eyes were dull, as if Mi Qing was about to die in the next moment.

Looking at Sun Wukong, he seems to have regained a little consciousness,

"You, who are you...?"

"No way, son Lingji, you, you don't even know me, your father?"

"I am your father, your most beloved Monkey King father!!"

Sun Wukong shouted, no way, Lingji Bodhisattva was really knocked stupid this time?

Can't help but hit? ? ?

"Monkey King?? I, I don't know... Who is Monkey King? Who am I? Why am I here?"

Lingji Bodhisattva was trembling, looking around blankly at everything around him...

Actor, a proper actor!

now.

Sun Wukong finally saw that this Lingji Bodhisattva was faking it!

"You really lost your memory?"

Ever since, Monkey King asked maliciously, he was going to make trouble.

"Yes... yes, who am I, where am I, what am I going to do..."

"Son, Lingji, you are my son, why did you lose your memory?"

Sun Wukong cried out.

Afterwards, he stared at Bodhisattva Lingji again, "Son, have you really lost your memory?"

"En!" Lingji nodded seriously, I must have amnesia!

"Okay, then you remember, I am actually your father!" Sun Wukong smiled.

"Yeah!" Lingji nodded again, after all, he wanted to play all kinds of amnesiacs well, just a fake father, no big deal.

"Then you call Dad to come and listen to me first." Monkey King continued, "Otherwise, you are lying."

"This……"

Lingji hesitated, how embarrassing it was.

After all, when he changed gender at night and played with Tathagata, Tathagata asked him to call him that, so shameful...

"Could it be, are you pretending???" At this moment, Monkey King said with burning eyes.

"No, it's not!" Lingji quickly denied, he didn't want to bump into Buzhou Mountain again.

"Then call Dad!"

"Dad...Dad!"

After hesitating for a while, Lingji gritted his teeth and called Dad. He really didn't want to bump into Zhoushan.

"By the way, you used to like to wear women's clothes, didn't you?!" Monkey King said again,

"Isn't it? If you say no, it means that you are pretending. After all, your father and I know you best!"

"Yes, I used to like to wear women's clothing!" Lingji nodded helplessly.

"Did you still like to fight with the Buddha before?"

While saying this, Sun Wukong secretly recited the anti-hoop spell, which aroused Lingji's desire to confide.

Only then can the truth be heard.

"Yes... I used to like to fight with Tathagata... Wow, you don't know how fierce Tathagata is, and it made me..."

"???"

Sun Wukong was full of bewilderment and stopped again and again,

"Stop, stop, stop talking, I understand, continue, next question, did you like eating turtles before?"

"Uh, yes, I like to eat turtles, and all of us in Lingshan like to eat turtles!" Lingji said seriously.

………………

………………

For half an hour, no matter what Sun Wukong asked, Lingji would seriously say yes.

I was shy at first, and I was too embarrassed to say it out loud.

Later, as the effect of the anti-hoop spell deepened, Lingji became bolder and let go, taking off half of his pants.

At this time, he let go completely, after all his pants were off.

So ever.

He simply yelled out all the dark history of Lingshan and himself directly, so that the entire Three Realms, up and down, countless trillions of creatures, could hear them all.

And after listening to the dark history of Lingji's private life with the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas on the Lingshan Mountain, which is tens of thousands of words long.

Regardless of whether they are powerful or small, the Three Realms are silent.

They did not expect that the private life of Lingshan Buddha and Bodhisattva would be so chaotic and open.

On this day, Lingji Bodhisattva, plus most of the Lingshan Buddha who had been with Lingji, completely died socially!

And outside Lingshan.

Those who used to fight with him in the nest are now determined not to fight with him in the future.

After all, he is considered a complete social death...

"It's over! Subduing the Dragon Arhat, Subduing the Tiger Arhat... Hurry up! Lingji was stunned and revealed all his privacy, most of Lingshan's privacy..."

The next moment, Sun Wukong's anxious voice yelled out, and the whole Three Realms heard it again, and everyone couldn't help covering their faces, ears and crotch.

There's no way, this kind of messing around is embarrassing to hear.

"what?!!"

Jianglong and Fuhu Luohan were still rubbing the big bumps on their heads, but they were startled when they heard the words, and quickly ran over and landed beside Lingji Bodhisattva.

"You, who are you...ah, don't come here...don't come here!"

As soon as Jianglong and Fuhu Arhat appeared.

Bodhisattva Lingji staged a scene of amnesia in front of the two.

"Honor Lingji? I, Jianglong, you don't know me anymore?"

Subduing Dragon Arhat suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, why did he feel that Lingji was faking it?

But it's not right, he just said so many offensive things, if it was pretending, would he be ashamed to say it?

"Venerable Lingji, I am the Arhat of Fuhu, you don't know me?"

Fuhu Luohan also felt that something was wrong at this time.

Lingji Bodhisattva is dignified and quasi-sage, will he be fooled just because he bumped into Buzhou Mountain?

But he wasn't stupid, why did he expose all the messing around with him that day in the Tathagata pigsty?

"No... I don't know you at all? Me, who am I? Where am I??..."

Lingji Bodhisattva seemed to have made up his mind to play dumb.

After all, he said so many private things inexplicably just now. If he didn't pretend to be stupid, wouldn't he be offending the Buddha who most of Lingshan had a super-friendship relationship with him?

===Chapter 51 Lingji Why did you leak my Lingshan secrets===

Lingji Bodhisattva is also suffering in his heart now, he doesn't know why he just said it out of control!

It's over! It's over!

To die, to die!

"Uh, Venerable Dragon Subduing, I think Venerable Lingji may be stupid..."