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"Okay! You Buddhas are all cheating on me! Give me a million points!"
"The great power of Da Luo Jinxian at the peak! I just bumped into it so much, you are playing with me?!"
Lingji Bodhisattva on the ground finally couldn't pretend anymore.
He stood up directly, rushed to the foot of Buzhou Mountain in anger, punched and kicked the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Lingshan who were pretending to be dizzy,
"Get up! You idiots, I know you're pretending to be dizzy! Get up!! Hit me again!!!"
Lingji roared, Lingji roared, Lingji kicked and punched these guys pretending to be unconscious, trying to wake them up.
just.
No matter how Lingji punches and kicks.
These people also gritted their teeth.
I don't want to wake up!
Wouldn't it be silly to hit again? !
They would rather be kicked by Lingji than get up and hit again!
"Wow! Brother Lingji is so amazing! Could it be...he is pretending to be stupid? He is pretending to be stupid!"
"Venerable Lingji, you are well now, it's your turn to hit!"
At this time, the surprised voice of the Great Snob Bodhisattva suddenly came down from the 33rd sky, making Lingji who was punching and kicking suddenly startled.
"Hey~"
The next moment, he grabbed Tang Sanzang's broken shoe and licked it hard.
Smelly!
In an instant, he simply passed out!
The Buddhas of Lingshan: "..."
All the immortals in the heavenly court: "..."
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"Lingji! I didn't expect you to be such Lingji!"
"Okay, all of you are sneaky and slippery guys!"
"Have everyone forgotten how the Buddha taught us? One can't do it! There are thousands of Buddhas!"
"Look at my big snobbery!"
The great snobbery Bodhisattva said a lot of righteousness, and then jumped and slammed into Buzhou Mountain.
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"Great Snob Bodhisattva! One thousand two hundred and two meters...Next!"
Sun Wukong soon announced the achievements of the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva.
At any rate, at the peak of Da Luo Jinxian, he is two meters longer than Puxian.
This is learning and implementing the words of the Buddha? ? ?
Next.
Monkey King also saw how the rest of the top Buddhist sects delivered impassioned speeches before hitting the mountain.
Then how did they steal and play tricks one by one.
The achievements of more than 100 high-level officials in the Buddhist sect combined cannot compare with the achievements of Lingji alone.
Ugh.
It's so shameless!
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"Buddha, it's really hard! We bumped into each other very hard!"
"But I don't know what happened. There seems to be an inexplicable energy on the surface of Buzhou Mountain, which offset the force of our impact... It's really difficult!"
Two days later.
The Buddha, whose face was as heavy as water, came in person, and Puxian, who woke up from a coma, was the first to come forward and cry.
"That's right! Buddha, it's really difficult!"
"Every time I hit, I used all my strength! Now I have some concussions, and my soul has been injured. It may affect my next step to prove the saint..."
"Buddha, if you don't believe me, hit it yourself! It's so difficult..."
The senior officials of the Buddhist sect shouted loudly, and each of them showed the big bags on their heads to the Buddha...
Alas, it is so difficult!
The Buddha looked at Sun Wukong and said directly,
"Wukong, give me another command. This time, I watched them collide and collide together. I don't believe it. My Buddhism can't knock down this Buzhou Mountain!"
One sentence from the Buddha directly silenced all these high-level officials.
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Buzhou Mountain, with the presence of the Tathagata, more powerful eyes fell on this place.
After seeing Sun Wukong commanding the Buddhist gate, the three thousand Buddhas gathered in line, ready to hit the mountain.
The spirits of the three realms shook one after another, is the Buddhism going to make a big move?
Is this Buzhou Mountain really doomed to be broken by Buddhism?Is it really possible to not use Gonggong Dashen?
The eyes of the three realms converged, and even in the chaos beyond the three realms, many saints stared at this place curiously.
……
now.
Somewhere in the chaos, a man in green robes was playing chess, drinking tea and watching the Three Realms.
"Old Ancestor, do you think Buddhism can knock down Buzhou Mountain?"
A boy couldn't help asking curiously, and also looked at the elegant middle-aged man in front of him.
If one didn't know his identity, it would be difficult to connect the man in front of him with Gonggong who bumped into Buzhou Mountain back then.
"Old Ancestor, what does it feel like to hit Buzhou Mountain? Will it hurt?"
Seeing that Gonggong just smiled and didn't answer, the boy asked even more curiously.
After all, the time when Gonggong Zuwu hit Buzhou Mountain was too long ago.
Everyone knows the general idea, but no one can tell the details clearly.
Especially at this time.
Fomen Lingshan hit Buzhou Mountain, which made people curious.
Especially this boy.
Looking at the appearance of Lingshan Buddha with big bags on each head, I am even more curious. Did the Great God of Gonggong hit the bags back then?
"Tong'er, how many questions have you asked? How can I answer them?"
Gonggong looked at the boy with a smile.
The boy blushed, lowered his head and said,
"Old Ancestor, I'm actually curious. If the Buddhist gate really hits Nabuzhou Mountain continuously, and I want to invite you, will you make a move?"
"I won't make a move."
Gonggong replied affirmatively, "I, Gonggong, have long since stopped asking about the Three Realms. Even if the Three Realms are destroyed, what does it have to do with me?"
"It's just that when Buzhou Mountain comes out, I really miss it, miss my brothers, and miss the days when our Wu Clan still controlled the prehistoric world..."
Remembrance appeared in Gonggong's eyes, he had long since stopped asking about the Three Realms.
The reason why he cares about the Three Realms now, looking at Buzhou Mountain, is that the appearance of Buzhou Mountain brought back memories of his youth.
Gong Gong smiled, looked at the curious eyes of the boy, and said,
"Tong'er, let me hit Buzhou Mountain again, and I may not be able to knock it down."
"Mount Buzhou, it's so hard, it's the spine of my Father God Pangu! It's the strongest mountain in the wild! Who can shake it?"
"If I hadn't been young back then and my head was strong, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been knocked down!"
"Ah!?" The boy was taken aback, he didn't expect to hear such a shocking secret.
"How big was your head back then?"
Gong Gong said in a low voice.
"hiss!"
"hiss!"
"hiss!"
After listening, the boy gasped three times, then gave a thumbs up,
"You are awesome!"
===Chapter 53 Lingji You Are Such a Person===
"Everyone is in your position! Now... everyone, listen to my password, I will slam when I say it!"
Not at the foot of the mountain.
Sun Wukong yelled.
at this time.
33 Chongtian, above the clouds, the Buddhas of Lingshan have also summoned various heaven and earth dharma images, various Buddhist utensils and magic treasures.
Tathagata is here.
Bodhisattvas such as Lingji, Dasnob, and others who pretended to be dizzy and foolish naturally did not dare to pretend anymore.
They all opened their skirts and exposed their heads.
I'm going to hit Zhoushan with all my strength, after all, there are leaders coming down to inspect.
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"Get ready! One, two, three! Hit me!!!"
Feel the ten thousand Buddhas above are ready.
The next moment, Monkey King shouted decisively.
"Buzz!"
Sun Wukong's voice just fell.
Immediately, the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas of Lingshan who had been preparing for a long time jumped down from the 33rd day.
at this time.
Their Buddha hearts have been twisted into a rope.
Each of them looked at the gap in Buzhou Mountain as if they were dead.
They want to unite as one, they want to crash Buzhou Mountain!
At this moment, [-] Buddhas slammed down hard, like a shining golden comet, swiping down from the sky!
It came crashing into the towering Buzhou Mountain!
The terrifying force that destroyed the world had already caused turmoil in the Three Realms before it reached Mount Buzhou!
Countless gazes also stared intently at the approaching Lingshan Buddhas!