Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1153_The world of pets

Because I have a soul connection with Maoqiu—this connection is not as tight as me and Pei Bing or Xiao Sui, but as Maoqiu grows up and the time we spend together, the tightness is also increasing—so I The cat language is good, and now I can more accurately interpret the meaning behind each "me" in the fur ball.

Pei Bing doesn't know cat language at all, he just pronounced 'meow' or 'meow', the syllable itself has no inner meaning, but he was thinking of something while pronouncing it, such as "this 'meow' Should the hair be lowered?" "Hungry" "The hair behind the furball's ears is sticking up" "Pei Lin is not cute at all" "When will I wake up"... These thoughts will be heard in his voice At the same time, I perceive it, that is, I know what he is thinking behind his fake cat language.

Furthermore, through my intermediary, Pei Bing and Mao Qiu also knew the meaning of each other's true and false cat language.

So when the two of them meowed at each other, they actually communicated with meaningful sentences, but——

Fuqiu said: "You are very noisy, disturbing my sleep."

Pei Bing answered: "The more the vocal cords are adjusted, the more distorted they become."

Fuqiu said again: "New toy."

Pei Bing answered again: "What's the new toy?"

The fur ball answered: "Go for a roll."

Pei Bing: "Who dug this mountain, the bumps are so uncomfortable."

……

Each sentence of this kind of communication is meaningful when separated, but it is not the same when connected.

In this way, the two of them can chat with each other for a long time, and then Fuqiu starts to snore, but like talking in sleep, each snore also has a meaning: "little fish", "bug", "bite"...

Pei Bing also responded: "Ling Zhi", "Fan Zhi", "Fruit"...

I don't quite understand the world of pets...

But it's possible that the hairball has been wronged all these years, and no one is talking nonsense to it.It hurts a little.

1154_Management Network

I went to Qifeng to exchange the cheap ornaments I got from Mistwound for small gifts.

There is a management organization on each peak, which handles all kinds of miscellaneous affairs in the peak, including receiving foreign guests and arranging tasks for disciples.Most of the time, the supervisors in these management organizations are Jindan stage seniors whose cultivation levels are difficult to improve, while the composition of the staff is quite mixed, some are also hopeless to improve their cultivation bases, and some are stuck in the bottleneck stage and need to switch In terms of thinking, some are curious and want to experience life, some are punished, and some come for contribution points, or have received related tasks.

The 'every peak' here refers to the nine peaks of Yunxiazong.Within the Nine Peaks, such as each mountain of Jianxiu Peak, whether there is a management organization depends on the specific situation.For example, Pei Feng doesn't have one. There are only four people in total, and half of them are not in the sect most of the time. If you want to find someone, you can go directly to them, and you still use an intermediary?However, some Nascent Souls or Huashen love to recruit disciples, so there are more people on their mountain tops, and more people mean more things, so they need special managers.

Each mountain either has a dedicated manager, or manages itself like us, Pei Feng, and each of the nine peaks has a management agency that summarizes all the affairs of all the mountains in the peak, and then further summarizes the summarized affairs to the general manager of the main peak. In the management organization, the general management organization will sort out all the affairs, and submit the key parts to the general manager in the management organization, and the general manager will report to the head or the big brother.

This whole process constitutes the Yunxia Sect's management network.

It sounds tedious, but in fact, most of them are daily affairs, and they are carried out step by step. Most of the reports heard by the senior brother are: normal, normal, a little abnormal but it has been resolved.

——I know, because I attended the report.

You don't have to worry too much about who is lying in the middle. Every disciple in the sect has the contact information of the senior brother. If you have a grievance, you can just file a complaint with him. However, it is more efficient to complain to the Disciplinary Department than to find him.

Most of the Disciplinary Department is violent. No one complains, and the disciples who make mistakes are arrested every day. When someone sues them, they are even more excited.Every once in a while, I want to make big news, such as issuing a ticket to the head, punishing the elders, and catching the pigtails of the senior brother...

They even wanted to take their own elders of the Disciplinary Department, such as my father, the peak force of the Disciplinary Department.Many juniors in the Disciplinary Department expressed in private that they wanted to see Elder Pei punish themselves.

I said, I want to see it too.

1155_new version

When I arrived at Qixiu Peak, I found a senior sister in charge who was on duty, and gave her a storage bag of cheap accessories, and said, "Eldest brother said that we can exchange it for a gift."

The storage bag is a very imprecise unit of measurement. The higher the grade, the larger the inner space and the more things it can hold. Even the most widely used grade is somewhat different. After all, they are all handmade by people. , The monks are very random, and the accuracy cannot be expected, it can only be guaranteed within a certain range.

However, when the monk used the storage bag as the unit of measurement, he didn't care too much about the exact value, and it was enough to fill in two-thirds of it.

The senior sister glanced at the contents inside, and was surprised: "You just put it in the mist, why did you take so much? Did the elder brother just stuff it for you in one bag? Why did he do this again. I want to report to the Disciplinary Department Complaining to him always adds to our workload."

No, don't convict him yet, although the bad things he has done are beyond words, but this time it is really not his fault.

"I collected it myself." I also said that the senior brother was innocent, "Every piece was collected by myself, and each collection point ranged from a few pieces to dozens of pieces. I traveled to many places to collect so many pieces. "

The senior sister looked at me suspiciously: "Didn't you hate the elder brother because of love? You still speak for him?"

Me: "...First, I'm not speaking for him, I'm telling the truth; second, I didn't hate him because of love."

Senior sister: "'No' means no hatred, so you still love senior brother?"

"..." I asked sincerely, "What are the rumors like? Isn't it rumored that there is a triangle relationship between me, Senior Brother and Senior Yu Qiao?"

The senior sister was very disdainful: "When is that old news?"

Just before I entered the fog!Just enough time before I collect a storage bag of cheap trinkets you just put, put, and go!

Senior Sister: "The current popular version is that you and the senior brother fell in love and killed each other."

Me: "I'm not enough for him to slash with a sword. When spreading rumors, consider poor cultivation."

Senior Sister: "What's your cultivation? Eldest senior brother won't even touch you with a finger. No matter how high your cultivation is, you'll still give away your head for nothing. Besides, even if he loses his mind and goes crazy and hacks people all over the world, Elder Pei won't let him do it." ah."

1156_machine

My conscience suggested: "Don't include my father in spreading rumors, be careful that the Disciplinary Department rectifies the rumors, it's not like it hasn't been rectified."

Sister: "Don't worry, it's because of the big rectification, we know the speed of fabrication."

…How did you manage to admit to fabricating rumors in front of the person who was rumored without feeling guilty?

The senior sister really has no guilt, and she continued to question me: "You said that you are telling the truth, you collected these by yourself. In such a short period of time, you practiced gathering in the mist?"

I am."

Senior Sister: "Your state of mind is really strange. Do you want to change to become a disciple of our Qixiu Peak? Or go to Zhuangfeng Peak?"

Me: "I'm fine at Jianxiu Peak."

Sister: "It's so good, my heart is full of desire to collect?"

...It seems that something is wrong.However, there is a reason for the collection scene in this heart refining, because I was once thrown out of the treasure hunting team, leaving me with a trace of obsession... Sigh...

"Can I exchange gifts?" I asked the key point.

Senior Sister: "Yes. But you should know that this cannot be a grand gift."

It's better than this bag.

The senior sister took my storage bag, and then gave me a storage bag of exactly the same style - Yunxiazong standard equipment, but the standard equipment is also made of different sizes, and the product of Qi Xiufeng's disciples' training can not be changed. Taller.

I looked into the storage bag, and it was a... "Is this a machine from the mortal world?"

Sister: "It's the machine that makes these accessories."

So instead of wholesale jewelry, you packaged the machines for making jewelry?

The senior sister shook the storage bag I just handed to her: "Put the raw materials in, and these will come out, very fast."

Very poor quality.

1157_ Artifacts of the Realm of Cultivation

Me: "I see some fixed defects on the accessories, it should be something wrong with the machine."

Sister: "Ah, a few molds were bumped when they were taken out and placed. Things in the mortal world are fragile. Later, we reinforced them, but we forgot to repair the bumps before reinforcement, so the scars remained. Anyway, they are used Deal with it, that's all."

Hey, how rigorous is the instrument repair?The different specifications of the practice storage bags are a matter of ability, and failure to repair them is a matter of attitude.

I pointed to the storage bag I just got: "Is this damaged?" There must be more than one machine that has been damaged.

Senior Sister: "How can it be, the one given to the Second Young Master must be intact, and I will return this one intact."

Handle with care.How much did you damage?

Sister: "Let me tell you how to use it. There is an instruction manual for the mortal world. After our transformation, the functions and usage methods have not changed in general. The biggest change is the energy. You know, spiritual power has been added to provide energy. , but the electricity can still be used. If you take it to the mortal world, plugging it in is as easy to use, but in terms of convenience, it is definitely better to infuse it with spiritual power yourself. You can also use spirit stones. There is a groove. See it? ?”

I took the machine out of the storage bag, flipped through the instructions, and nodded.

Sister: "When you infuse spiritual power yourself, you can follow the lines inside the spiritual power. You can feel the lines now, yes, they are them. Spread the spiritual power along them, and you can control the precision of the material forming. The precision of the machine itself It sucks, it can only make things of the level you have collected, but adding spiritual power can make it very delicate. Oh, yes, we have also transformed the range of raw materials, now plastic, metal, mud, grass and trees …Basically anything can be put in it, but if you don’t use spiritual power to assist it, the accessories made of some materials will break as soon as you take it out.”

Artifacts in the cultivation world have such a wide range of applicability, and they are inseparable from spiritual power.

Me: "You have also modified the forming mold? So many styles of ornaments can be made by one machine?"

Sister: "Well, yes, it has also been remodeled. You can see this by yourself. Hey, in fact, you can see all the characteristics by yourself. Take it back and take a look."

The utensils in the realm of comprehension always do not come with detailed instructions, and it is up to the users to study them by themselves.