NOVEL NEXT Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 268
1149_ can't digest
Me: "You said that all your fake skins, except Wan Qin's, are closely related to me. What is this connection with me? And your previous internet celebrity face."
Pei Bing: "You are familiar with it. You are tired of looking at the face of Internet celebrities. You are actually more familiar with your face than you are with your own face. And this face is harmless to you. Don't you You will definitely get close to people with such looks, but your subconscious mind will not reject such looks. This is the culmination of looks that you think are harmless. My internet celebrity face is the culmination of all the internet celebrity faces you have seen. It’s subconscious disdain, so I don’t want to use it. In fact, it’s very difficult for me to completely copy a person’s appearance. When I’m not awake, I don’t deliberately observe anyone. I don’t have anyone except you. The complete impression is that I am more familiar with some of the types you defined, and I extracted and fused each type to get my skin."
Me: "Isn't all the skins I saw?" There must be more than one or two types of faces I have classified.
Pei Bing: "Most of the skins are stuck together, I can't separate them, I can't use them, I'm not even sure how many skins there are..."
Me: "... Even if you are separated from Yunxiazong to Lie'er Forest, you can take things in the small suit? Then there is nothing to prepare, go." Toss your control.After you wake up, you can't see the practical use just like the little ice sculpture, and you lose Lingbao's face as useless.
Pei Bing burst into tears: "Should I go with a Lingbao? Will Lin Lin not help me adjust?"
"I monitor remotely. Our connection is not limited by distance, so don't be afraid." I said, "It's useless to be afraid, and I won't go if you are afraid."
Pei Bing left with a whimper, I went to find my father and asked him if Pei Bing's skill seal is normal.
"Of course not," said Dad.
Me: "Because you ate too much?"
Dad: "Just like a monk taking elixir, spirit stones and other auxiliary items without restraint, the seedlings are encouraged. Although he wakes up much faster than expected, he can't even think about it until the ripening food is digested. The normal ability of Lingbao. If he doesn't make trouble, he will be powerful."
Me: "Will that have side effects?"
Dad: "Before the digestion is finished, the temperament will fluctuate, and the strength may be out of control."
Me: "Can't you digest it?"
Dad: "No, because it is different from monks using pills and spirit stones. It doesn't eat things directly, but, like a hamster stuffed into its cheek pouch, or like some herbivores, it will regurgitate the cud. "
Me: "It will definitely be digested, but the time is hard to say?"
Dad: "It's hard to say, because he is likely to eat indiscriminately before digesting. The more mixed the food, the harder it is to digest. Even if he can be fasted before digesting, what he has eaten now will be handed over to him." Mixed together, it is impossible to determine what is going on in his body. The only thing that is certain is that as your strength improves, his digestion ability will increase."
1150_ send away
Even if the quasi-lingbao becomes a Lingbao, Pei Bing is still unreliable.
After he arrived in Lie'er, he wanted to imitate the purification method I used in Lie'e to return the waste, but after several efforts, he couldn't achieve 'uniformity'.On the contrary, during the process of his tossing, I simulated it in my mind, and felt that I could reverse the purification process at one time, return the liquid, and make it uniform by the way.
Yes, evenness is done by the way.Because the purification process itself is to extract the target substances that are evenly distributed in the purification object, and in turn, as long as the purification process is reversed strictly, it should naturally be uniform.
Thinking about it this way, Dad's request is not too much.
Return it as you took it out, basic etiquette.
Pei Bing expressed his despair: "I can't do it, I can't control it finely now..."
I repeated my father's words: "Come back when you do it. Take your time, don't rush. This is the leftovers from your food, shouldn't you clean it up?"
Pei Bing: "I think I woke up too early."
really.If you wake up late for a while, I'll take care of it for you, or if it's not interrupted by the auction, I've already done it.But now... what's yours is yours.
——Actually, if it wasn't for my father's request, I wouldn't have thought of asking Pei Bing to do this. After all, I don't have Pei Bing as a labor force in my consciousness.It can be seen that Dad's adaptation speed is much faster than mine.
Pei Bing knew how I did it, but he couldn't reproduce it, so he had to find another way.Now it is preliminarily estimated that after calculating the total area of Lieer and the total amount of liquid by-products, water can only be sprayed in a small area.Fortunately, Dad only asked for the uniformity of the results, not the speed and the same time.
But under the premise of ensuring uniformity, Pei Bing can spray water in a very small area at a time. If he doesn't find other ways to increase the speed halfway, before he finishes spraying water... I can be clean for a long time.
"Make sure it's even, don't make Dad angry." I reminded him, "Also, the total area of the forest is not calculated as a plane, mountains, pits, and space distortion... Don't miss it, if you sprinkle too much at the beginning The water can’t be evened out later.”
Pei Bing: "Oh..."
Me: "Lee, I've gone through it all, you know the map."
Pei Bing: "But the monks have been fighting too hard recently, and the terrain has changed a lot, and I can't guarantee that the terrain will not continue to be changed when I sprinkle water..."
Me: "This is a problem. Come on. It's really not good. When I miss you, I'll sprinkle water for you. Sprinkle it once, so you won't be disturbed by the terrain."
Pei Bing: "When will Lin Lin miss me? Tomorrow?"
Me: "...I'll try to see if I miss you next year."
Pei Bing: "..."
Me: "Reducing long-distance communication will help accelerate the fermentation of 'missing'."
Pei Bing and I looked at each other from a distance for a while, and I cut off the communication amidst his tearful eyes—well, Pei Bing got it right, I just don't want to talk to him right now.
1151_ Unstable temperament
I used to worry that my dislike and sarcastic remarks towards Pei Bing would hurt his immature heart, but after he woke up, after the connection of souls, I realized that he was not so fragile, just like he realized that I disliked him Even if I dislike him, I will still firmly admit that he is my spiritual treasure.The deep connection between us will not be broken or damaged, so the superficial I don't like him, and he deliberately disgusts me, it's not worth caring about, and you don't have to be careful not to say it.
It is a kind of beauty to respect each other as guests, and it is also a kind of practicality to curse each other but be consistent with the outside world.
Pei Bing and I haven't gotten to the point of cursing each other, but I'm sure he's disgusting me on purpose.Those acting like a baby, fighting for favor, and reluctant to part with each other, a small part is the expression of true feelings, but only a small part, most of them are exaggerated performances based on this small part, in order to achieve childish revenge of "you are angry with me and I will be angry with you".
He thinks that I don't love him, so he wants to imitate the rebellious boy, but because he understands that my dislike is only on the surface, so his rebellion is also on the surface, and sometimes he has to show his true feelings.
In short, it's a bit complicated. For a newborn spirit, his thoughts are simply too tortuous. How on earth did I cultivate this thing like this?Also, Pei Bing, don't screen 'Pei Lin loves Pei Bing very much' in my heart, do you think this simple hypnosis can work?
Pei Bing: "Yo, can't you see it again? I'm sick of you again."
As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at me again with tears in his eyes: "How can Lin Lin say that I'm disgusting? I love Lin Lin so much."
Temperament instability caused by digestive disorders.Don't let him eat indiscriminately and he will get better soon.
Pei Bing: "If there are good things that I can't let go, Lin Lin will not let me eat them. It's better to put them in my body than to waste them for nothing."
That determined tone is really unpleasant... But I really can't refute him.If it is harmful for him to eat it, I can definitely fast him firmly, but after eating it, it will only take longer to digest. After digestion, there are only benefits and no harm. Whether to ban it really depends on the situation.
Pei Bing: "...I found a plate of sand, we can use it as a collection, and put it away first."
Me: "Isn't this the sand from the place known as the control center?"
Pei Bing: "It can be purified after collecting enough quantities, but now they are scattered, I have to find them slowly. It doesn't matter, I have a lot of time."
1152_ Ways of getting along
Me: "Don't offend me and make it up later, I'll thank you if you don't disgust me a few times."
Pei Bing unsteadily turned into a cat, flicking his tail again and again, and swiped the screen with '喵喵喵' in my mind.
Alas, troublesome Lingbao.
It is said that communication with Pei Bing has been cut off, but we still know each other's every move, but we know that we don't need to communicate.Just like dozing off with a video on or playing games while listening to music, people have the ability to multitask, especially monks. For example, when giving students an exam, hundreds of monitors are turned on at the same time. Images are taken care of.
So Pei Bing watched me leisurely go to Qixiu Peak, while I watched him scratching his head at Lieer's map.I don't express real ridicule and false sympathy to him, and he doesn't express to me complaints based on baskets and flamboyant coquettish acting.
From time to time, I saw something interesting on his side, and as soon as I thought about it, he had already collected it in the small box; While giving me a signal that he was going to take it, he took the item without waiting for my response.
He stopped talking to me as if angry, and I was happy and quiet.I think I seem to have found a proper way to get along with Lingbao——
Lingbao should be as quiet as a fur ball.
Pei Bing threw me a "..." message.
Just when I sighed 'Pei Bing's temperament is too lively for me', Maoqiu sent a message of 'Mimimi' to Pei Bing - through me, Maoqiu can also communicate with Pei Bing remotely.
So Pei Bing replied: "Meow meow."
Fuqiu: "Meow meow."
Pei Bing: "Meow meow."
Fuqiu: "Mimi Meow."
Pei Bing: "Meow meow."
I:"……"
After the two of them came and meowed with unknown meanings, the textual communication disappeared, but I felt that the two of them were still communicating, just like the way Pei Bing and I communicated directly in our heads.
Since I am the direct soul connection object of the two of them, they established an indirect soul connection through me, so no matter what form of communication between the two of them, as long as I want to know, I can know.Of course, I can also carry forward the spirit of no evil, or I can still just watch and listen, but it’s not my brain.
I don't intentionally perceive, nor deliberately block perception, just let the communication between the two of them slip through my mind, and make a chat record for them.
Hey, so it's not bad that I position myself as a social software for Lingbao and spirit beasts.The software itself does not need to speak, but it can know all the conversations of the users, which not only satisfies my need for self-quiet, but also satisfies my interest in spying on the screen.
perfect.
Me: "You said that all your fake skins, except Wan Qin's, are closely related to me. What is this connection with me? And your previous internet celebrity face."
Pei Bing: "You are familiar with it. You are tired of looking at the face of Internet celebrities. You are actually more familiar with your face than you are with your own face. And this face is harmless to you. Don't you You will definitely get close to people with such looks, but your subconscious mind will not reject such looks. This is the culmination of looks that you think are harmless. My internet celebrity face is the culmination of all the internet celebrity faces you have seen. It’s subconscious disdain, so I don’t want to use it. In fact, it’s very difficult for me to completely copy a person’s appearance. When I’m not awake, I don’t deliberately observe anyone. I don’t have anyone except you. The complete impression is that I am more familiar with some of the types you defined, and I extracted and fused each type to get my skin."
Me: "Isn't all the skins I saw?" There must be more than one or two types of faces I have classified.
Pei Bing: "Most of the skins are stuck together, I can't separate them, I can't use them, I'm not even sure how many skins there are..."
Me: "... Even if you are separated from Yunxiazong to Lie'er Forest, you can take things in the small suit? Then there is nothing to prepare, go." Toss your control.After you wake up, you can't see the practical use just like the little ice sculpture, and you lose Lingbao's face as useless.
Pei Bing burst into tears: "Should I go with a Lingbao? Will Lin Lin not help me adjust?"
"I monitor remotely. Our connection is not limited by distance, so don't be afraid." I said, "It's useless to be afraid, and I won't go if you are afraid."
Pei Bing left with a whimper, I went to find my father and asked him if Pei Bing's skill seal is normal.
"Of course not," said Dad.
Me: "Because you ate too much?"
Dad: "Just like a monk taking elixir, spirit stones and other auxiliary items without restraint, the seedlings are encouraged. Although he wakes up much faster than expected, he can't even think about it until the ripening food is digested. The normal ability of Lingbao. If he doesn't make trouble, he will be powerful."
Me: "Will that have side effects?"
Dad: "Before the digestion is finished, the temperament will fluctuate, and the strength may be out of control."
Me: "Can't you digest it?"
Dad: "No, because it is different from monks using pills and spirit stones. It doesn't eat things directly, but, like a hamster stuffed into its cheek pouch, or like some herbivores, it will regurgitate the cud. "
Me: "It will definitely be digested, but the time is hard to say?"
Dad: "It's hard to say, because he is likely to eat indiscriminately before digesting. The more mixed the food, the harder it is to digest. Even if he can be fasted before digesting, what he has eaten now will be handed over to him." Mixed together, it is impossible to determine what is going on in his body. The only thing that is certain is that as your strength improves, his digestion ability will increase."
1150_ send away
Even if the quasi-lingbao becomes a Lingbao, Pei Bing is still unreliable.
After he arrived in Lie'er, he wanted to imitate the purification method I used in Lie'e to return the waste, but after several efforts, he couldn't achieve 'uniformity'.On the contrary, during the process of his tossing, I simulated it in my mind, and felt that I could reverse the purification process at one time, return the liquid, and make it uniform by the way.
Yes, evenness is done by the way.Because the purification process itself is to extract the target substances that are evenly distributed in the purification object, and in turn, as long as the purification process is reversed strictly, it should naturally be uniform.
Thinking about it this way, Dad's request is not too much.
Return it as you took it out, basic etiquette.
Pei Bing expressed his despair: "I can't do it, I can't control it finely now..."
I repeated my father's words: "Come back when you do it. Take your time, don't rush. This is the leftovers from your food, shouldn't you clean it up?"
Pei Bing: "I think I woke up too early."
really.If you wake up late for a while, I'll take care of it for you, or if it's not interrupted by the auction, I've already done it.But now... what's yours is yours.
——Actually, if it wasn't for my father's request, I wouldn't have thought of asking Pei Bing to do this. After all, I don't have Pei Bing as a labor force in my consciousness.It can be seen that Dad's adaptation speed is much faster than mine.
Pei Bing knew how I did it, but he couldn't reproduce it, so he had to find another way.Now it is preliminarily estimated that after calculating the total area of Lieer and the total amount of liquid by-products, water can only be sprayed in a small area.Fortunately, Dad only asked for the uniformity of the results, not the speed and the same time.
But under the premise of ensuring uniformity, Pei Bing can spray water in a very small area at a time. If he doesn't find other ways to increase the speed halfway, before he finishes spraying water... I can be clean for a long time.
"Make sure it's even, don't make Dad angry." I reminded him, "Also, the total area of the forest is not calculated as a plane, mountains, pits, and space distortion... Don't miss it, if you sprinkle too much at the beginning The water can’t be evened out later.”
Pei Bing: "Oh..."
Me: "Lee, I've gone through it all, you know the map."
Pei Bing: "But the monks have been fighting too hard recently, and the terrain has changed a lot, and I can't guarantee that the terrain will not continue to be changed when I sprinkle water..."
Me: "This is a problem. Come on. It's really not good. When I miss you, I'll sprinkle water for you. Sprinkle it once, so you won't be disturbed by the terrain."
Pei Bing: "When will Lin Lin miss me? Tomorrow?"
Me: "...I'll try to see if I miss you next year."
Pei Bing: "..."
Me: "Reducing long-distance communication will help accelerate the fermentation of 'missing'."
Pei Bing and I looked at each other from a distance for a while, and I cut off the communication amidst his tearful eyes—well, Pei Bing got it right, I just don't want to talk to him right now.
1151_ Unstable temperament
I used to worry that my dislike and sarcastic remarks towards Pei Bing would hurt his immature heart, but after he woke up, after the connection of souls, I realized that he was not so fragile, just like he realized that I disliked him Even if I dislike him, I will still firmly admit that he is my spiritual treasure.The deep connection between us will not be broken or damaged, so the superficial I don't like him, and he deliberately disgusts me, it's not worth caring about, and you don't have to be careful not to say it.
It is a kind of beauty to respect each other as guests, and it is also a kind of practicality to curse each other but be consistent with the outside world.
Pei Bing and I haven't gotten to the point of cursing each other, but I'm sure he's disgusting me on purpose.Those acting like a baby, fighting for favor, and reluctant to part with each other, a small part is the expression of true feelings, but only a small part, most of them are exaggerated performances based on this small part, in order to achieve childish revenge of "you are angry with me and I will be angry with you".
He thinks that I don't love him, so he wants to imitate the rebellious boy, but because he understands that my dislike is only on the surface, so his rebellion is also on the surface, and sometimes he has to show his true feelings.
In short, it's a bit complicated. For a newborn spirit, his thoughts are simply too tortuous. How on earth did I cultivate this thing like this?Also, Pei Bing, don't screen 'Pei Lin loves Pei Bing very much' in my heart, do you think this simple hypnosis can work?
Pei Bing: "Yo, can't you see it again? I'm sick of you again."
As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at me again with tears in his eyes: "How can Lin Lin say that I'm disgusting? I love Lin Lin so much."
Temperament instability caused by digestive disorders.Don't let him eat indiscriminately and he will get better soon.
Pei Bing: "If there are good things that I can't let go, Lin Lin will not let me eat them. It's better to put them in my body than to waste them for nothing."
That determined tone is really unpleasant... But I really can't refute him.If it is harmful for him to eat it, I can definitely fast him firmly, but after eating it, it will only take longer to digest. After digestion, there are only benefits and no harm. Whether to ban it really depends on the situation.
Pei Bing: "...I found a plate of sand, we can use it as a collection, and put it away first."
Me: "Isn't this the sand from the place known as the control center?"
Pei Bing: "It can be purified after collecting enough quantities, but now they are scattered, I have to find them slowly. It doesn't matter, I have a lot of time."
1152_ Ways of getting along
Me: "Don't offend me and make it up later, I'll thank you if you don't disgust me a few times."
Pei Bing unsteadily turned into a cat, flicking his tail again and again, and swiped the screen with '喵喵喵' in my mind.
Alas, troublesome Lingbao.
It is said that communication with Pei Bing has been cut off, but we still know each other's every move, but we know that we don't need to communicate.Just like dozing off with a video on or playing games while listening to music, people have the ability to multitask, especially monks. For example, when giving students an exam, hundreds of monitors are turned on at the same time. Images are taken care of.
So Pei Bing watched me leisurely go to Qixiu Peak, while I watched him scratching his head at Lieer's map.I don't express real ridicule and false sympathy to him, and he doesn't express to me complaints based on baskets and flamboyant coquettish acting.
From time to time, I saw something interesting on his side, and as soon as I thought about it, he had already collected it in the small box; While giving me a signal that he was going to take it, he took the item without waiting for my response.
He stopped talking to me as if angry, and I was happy and quiet.I think I seem to have found a proper way to get along with Lingbao——
Lingbao should be as quiet as a fur ball.
Pei Bing threw me a "..." message.
Just when I sighed 'Pei Bing's temperament is too lively for me', Maoqiu sent a message of 'Mimimi' to Pei Bing - through me, Maoqiu can also communicate with Pei Bing remotely.
So Pei Bing replied: "Meow meow."
Fuqiu: "Meow meow."
Pei Bing: "Meow meow."
Fuqiu: "Mimi Meow."
Pei Bing: "Meow meow."
I:"……"
After the two of them came and meowed with unknown meanings, the textual communication disappeared, but I felt that the two of them were still communicating, just like the way Pei Bing and I communicated directly in our heads.
Since I am the direct soul connection object of the two of them, they established an indirect soul connection through me, so no matter what form of communication between the two of them, as long as I want to know, I can know.Of course, I can also carry forward the spirit of no evil, or I can still just watch and listen, but it’s not my brain.
I don't intentionally perceive, nor deliberately block perception, just let the communication between the two of them slip through my mind, and make a chat record for them.
Hey, so it's not bad that I position myself as a social software for Lingbao and spirit beasts.The software itself does not need to speak, but it can know all the conversations of the users, which not only satisfies my need for self-quiet, but also satisfies my interest in spying on the screen.
perfect.
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