Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

The Celestial Calculation Disc flashed white once, and a faint Qi Array enveloped the entire room. Zhang Ze felt that the atmosphere here had been isolated from the outside world.

Then, there was nothing more.

The white light on the Celestial Calculation Disc disappeared, the entire disc emitted a buzzing sound, entering vibration mode.

"Is it broken?" Zhang Ze asked.

"No, the Celestial Calculation Disc is calculating the celestial secrets, we just need to wait." Tang drank the cold tea by his hand in one gulp.

During the waiting period for the Celestial Calculation Disc to calculate the celestial secrets, Zhang Ze finally understood the specific process of Tang coming to Diannan.

He was transported here by the Celestial Calculation Disc.

After stealing the Celestial Calculation Disc, Tang used a fake map left by his grandfather to do a divination.

He calculated that Tang was currently in Diannan, but further calculations could only reach Yazi Town.

Then, he got lost in the forest. Although the Celestial Calculation Disc can deduce celestial secrets, finding a path is not within its capabilities.

"That old Celestial Master has been missing for so many years, haven't your uncles used this thing to calculate?" Zhang Ze asked.

Tang shook his head, "Uncle said that since the Ancestral Master ascended, this Celestial Calculation Disc hasn't worked well. They suspect it's broken."

"When I stole it, I just wanted to give it a try, didn't expect it to actually work. Turns out uncle was lying." At this, Tang got a bit angry.

Listening to Tang, Zhang Ze thought of the Profound Identification Treasure Mirror's strange theory about the Artifact Spirit it told him.

[Whether a magical artifact works well depends entirely on the Artifact Spirit's mood — Profound Identification Treasure Mirror]

"Have you ever talked to the Celestial Calculation Disc?" Zhang Ze asked.

Tang still shook his head, "Celestial secrets cannot be revealed. How could the Celestial Calculation Disc talk?"

"Then how did you know to come to this Yazi Town?" Zhang Ze asked.

"After calculating with the Celestial Calculation Disc, I vaguely saw the town gate of Yazi Town, and then saw some Big Head Taoists in a cave." Tang explained.

After listening to Tang's explanation, Zhang Ze suspected this Celestial Calculation Disc might be mute too.

So, Zhang Ze took out the Profound Identification Treasure Mirror.

Perhaps the Profound Identification might have some common language with the Celestial Calculation Disc.

He set up paper for the Profound Identification Treasure Mirror, tied on a pen, and then asked.

"Is this Celestial Calculation brother alive or dead?"

Profound Identification: [Alive, and I feel it's a bit excited.]

Zhang Ze looked at the words on the paper, then glanced at the Celestial Calculation Disc, finding that the disc indeed vibrated more fiercely.

Seeing this, Zhang Ze also tied a pen to the Celestial Calculation Disc.

Then he saw the Celestial Calculation Disc vibrate and fly up, starting to write on the paper.

Though the writing was ugly due to the vibration, it was understandable.

Celestial Calculation: [Thank you, finally met a smart person after so many years.]

Then, without waiting for Zhang Ze to ask, the disc and mirror started chatting.

[Hello, I'm Celestial Calculation.]

[Hello, I'm Profound Identification, from the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.]

[I'm from Dragon Tiger Mountain, let me tell you, everyone on Dragon Tiger Mountain is a fool.]

Watching the Celestial Calculation Disc writing swiftly on the paper, Zhang Ze's expression became increasingly peculiar.

It turned out, the Celestial Calculation Disc had tried writing on the ground like the Profound Identification, but was stopped by the Dragon Tiger Mountain Daoists.

Because they thought the Celestial Calculation Disc was grieving over its master's ascension and intended to destroy itself in accompaniment.

In the mess, with no other options, they managed to temporarily control the Celestial Calculation Disc.

Later, they placed the Celestial Calculation Disc in the main hall, organizing various rituals, and repeatedly chanting the Tao Scripture in front of it.

They hoped this would soothe the Celestial Calculation Disc's sorrow.

Forget the past, look to the future, and contribute together to Dragon Tiger Mountain's tomorrow.

But to the Celestial Calculation Disc, this behavior was akin to kidnapping, and those Tao Scriptures made it sick.

The Celestial Calculation Disc thought these unlucky disciples were fools.

Additionally, it's a magical artifact with a big temper.

So, the Celestial Calculation Disc started pretending to be dead, refusing to communicate with fools.

This act lasted for millennia, until clever Tang stole it away.

The Celestial Calculation Disc thought this kid was decent, far better than those idiots, and decided to give Tang a little help.

But just a little help, if Tang couldn't realize the Celestial Calculation Disc could write, then it would also consider Tang a fool.

Looking at the text written by the Celestial Calculation Disc, Zhang Ze felt a bit toothache.

"Heh, now the image of Dragon Tiger Mountain in my mind has collapsed."

While the Celestial Calculation Disc was venting emotions, it didn't forget its main task.

After a "beep," the Celestial Calculation Disc produced a result.

This time, instead of using vague illusions for hints, it directly wrote down the result.

It seems it's not the celestial secrets that can't be revealed, but rather the celestial secrets didn't have a carbon pen.

[Go to Heaven and Earth, look for a man wearing a blue robe, with a birthmark on the back of his neck, he has clues.]

[The matter of the Six Paths Immortal also rests in this person's hands.]

Zhang Ze stared at these two lines of text in silence, after a while, he opened the system to glance at the system's simple task interface.

[Diannan Wilderness task refreshed, Diannan Mystery Cave, completion rate 31.256%]

Zhang Ze thought his system might be fake, or at best second-hand.

The Celestial Calculation Disc was exemplary in issuing tasks and providing follow-up task information.

But this place Heaven and Earth...

Zhang Ze looked up at Tang, who had already entered knowledge-seeking mode, and got up to hold Tang's shoulder.

"It's too dangerous there, not something a child like you can handle."

"Such a Demon Cave, your senior brother is enough to handle it alone."

"Junior Brother Tang, you just wait here for your senior brother's good news."

After speaking, Zhang Ze summoned the Profound Identification Treasure Mirror back to hand.

Seeing Zhang Ze about to do something serious, the Celestial Calculation Disc wrote on the paper [See you later, chat again shortly]

Profound Identification shook twice at the Celestial Calculation Disc, expressing understanding.

But Zhang Ze had just left when he returned. He left Li in the room.

"Stay with Tang for a bit, I'll be right back."

Li watched Zhang Ze leave, puzzled, but after thinking for a while and failing to understand, it turned back to Tang.

"Hello." Li said.

Tang stared at Li for a long time, then a series of rapid-fire questions followed.

"What kind of Spirit Beast are you? Why do you have Sword Qi, how did you transform into an iron sword, you..."

Li's small mind buzzed, it whipped the table with its tail, interrupting Tang's questions.

"I'm a Dragon!"

Tang gasped, "Wow, you're a Dragon! Are all Dragons like you? Why don't you look like the ones in pictures."

It must be said, Tang was really good at providing emotional value to Li.

Li's vanity was satisfied as it sat cross-legged on the table, beginning to boast to Tang.

Telling of its glorious past drinking whole mountains and seas, until it talked about its fortune-telling skills, which caught the Celestial Calculation Disc's attention.

[You can too? Tell us.]

Then, the room's atmosphere transitioned from Li bragging to Celestial Calculation Disc and Tang teaching Li.

By the time Li realized, it was holding a pen, following the Celestial Calculation Disc's instructions, doodling on paper.

"What is this situation?"

...

On the other side, Zhang Ze changed clothes and face, stepping into Heaven and Earth.

As soon as he entered, a young attendant approached.

"How do you do, fellow Daoist, first time?"

"First time."

"This way, please, fellow Daoist."

"No need, just take me to the second floor."

"You, what are you going to do on the second floor?"

"To find your boss lady!"

The attendant gasped, he hadn't seen such a bold person in years.

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