Vigilante Deku (completed)

Izuku grinned at Monoma as they took his team's headband, bumping the team to 4th place and his own team right to 2nd. The blonde growled at him and tried to lunge, but Toshi and MeiMei stopped him with the biodegradable fast drying glue cement. How he and MeiMei made it degradable, Izuku will never know, but he's glad they were able to figure it out. They even got a solution for it! The solution didn't work 100% of the time, but like all projects, it was a work in progress. 

"You're losing to a couple of support course students and a 1A student? I thought 1B was better than all the rest!" Izuku taunts, sticking his tongue out childishly. 

"We are better than those 1A losers!" Blondie screamed, trying to get his teammates out of the already dry cement. 

"Ah ah, I wouldn't do that. You might rip off a limb." Izuku cooed, holding up the solution so Blondie could see it. "You see this here? It's the solution that will get you out of there. If you want it you're going to have to leave my team alone." 

Blondie growled at him and Izuku winked. This was so much fun! 

"Don't forget to advertise it ZuZu!" MeiMei calls and Izuku sends her a thumbs up. 

Right, back to business. 

Shouta was going to kill Izuku. He was going to ground him for life and then kill him. Everything the boy was doing today was going to get him grounded. Everything . First he blows up 50-60 bombs in the minefield and then he gets burned by Todoroki (Shouta's going to make sure his son is safe before he kills him for that) and then he antagonizes Monoma of all people. 

Like why couldn't his son be a calm child? Why did his son have to be so chaotic? 

Shouta loves that about his son, but Kami, he's going to die of a heart attack before turning 32. And his husband laughing at his misfortune is not helping at all. 

For now though, Shouta will watch as his son goes around taking points from teams without them noticing and skillfully avoiding the higher up ranks. Although Izuku is in the top 5, most of the teens are aiming for number 1 since they're almost guaranteed a spot in the finals if they get the points from Asui's team. 

Izuku's team seems to be doing really well and have already taken second place without much hassle and none of the other teams have seemed to realize it just yet. 

The kid from 1B who continuously antagonizes his class though was also doing well, getting 4th place. The round was almost over and Shouta could already tell who was going to win. 

Hitoshi internally sighed. Zuku was having way too much fun with this. Sure, taunting Monoma was fun, but going all out and fibbing about potentially ripping off a limb if they struggle in the harmless cement was just going a little too far. Hitoshi couldn't stop the other boy though, he's just here to watch and Izuku doesn't listen to anyone other than Aizawa-sensei and Majima-sensei. 

"Zuku!" Hitoshi yelled, looking at CandyCane's (Izuku's words not his) team running towards them. 

"Goldie!" Izuku yelled in a happy voice, turning towards the approaching team. Kaminari stuttered in his steps, clearly caught off guard and the rest of his team followed suit, tripping over their feet and almost dropping CandyCane. 

Hitoshi turned to his left when Izuku wrote the kanji for '3' on his shoulder blade. He assumes the teen on his shoulders did the exact same to Mei's shoulder as they ran towards Monoma's team. CandyCane's team continued towards them, Kaminari with a dopey smile on his face like he short circuited. Hitoshi smirks. The idiot. Even being called a nickname makes him happy. Hitoshi could never understand that, but he can think about it later. Right now he has to run towards one team and away from another. 

How did his life get like this? He could have just sailed by in the hero course, not causing any disruptions, but he just had to get kidnapped by 2 support students. 

"ZuZu!" Mei called, holding up some kind of button. 

"Already?" Oh no. Was this one of those plans Izuku and Mei wouldn't tell him about? Oh Kami, he hopes not. 

"Yup!" 

"Fifteen seconds left, Little Listeners!" Mic-sensei called out. 

Izuku grabbed the button from Mei's hand and pressed the big red button. You know the ones that typically look like self-destruct buttons? Yeah. That one. Except when this button was pressed a gas like substance wafted out of their sleeves (how the fuck is it in Hitoshi's shirt?) and started filling the field. He feels like he should be more surprised then he is, but he really just can't find it in himself. 

"Woah! What's this? Purple gas is covering the field! It seems to be coming from team Yamazawa!" Mic-sensei calls out. 

"Hell yeah! It worked! MeiMei, it worked!" Izuku cheered, pumping a fist in the air. 

"Ten seconds!" That seemed to snap everyone out of their stupor and it seemed like all the teams had collectively decided to go after their team. 

"Well shit." Hitoshi curses, gripping Izuku's ankle tighter than needed. 

"Nine!" 

"MeiMei!" Izuku yells. 

"Eight!" 

"On it!" She replies. 

"Seven!" 

The teams freeze in their movements when Mei presses the big red button again . 

"Six!" 

Hitoshi doesn't know what's happening, but he has a feeling he shouldn't touch the gas. Especially since it's formed something of a barrier around them. 

"Five!" 

"Four!"

"Three!" 

"Two!" 

"One!" 

All the teams besides their team collapse onto the ground right as the buzzard for the end of the cavalry battle rings out. 

Note to self: Don't touch any gas Zuku and Mei make.

Hitoshi and Mei set Izuku down on his feet and the bi-hair colored teen pumps a fist in the air cheering at their second place victory. Hitoshi looks up at the screen for the winning teams as Mei and Izuku scream at each other in excitement. Most likely excitement at the prospect of causing more chaos. 

Winning teams:

1st Place: Team Asui

Ok seriously, how in the ever living fuck did they retain first place? Hitoshi just wants to know. 

2nd Place: Team Yamazawa

3rd Place: Team Todoroki

4th Place: Team Monoma

Hm. Not too bad. 

"That's all kiddies!" Midnight-sensei yelled. "For those who didn't make it to the final round we'll have extra games to play during the break, so if you're interested in those come out onto the field!" 

It's at this point Izuku stops cheering with Mei and turns pale. Oh yeah, that's right. He has to go get grounded now. 

"Good luck Zuku." Hitoshi says, patting Izuku on the shoulder. 

"I don't want to get my lab privileges taken away!" Izuku whines as Mei pushes him forward. 

"Well just hurry up so we can make babies again!" Mei calls as Izuku finally takes it upon himself to walk towards the announcer's booth. 

Hitoshi shakes his head and walks off towards the cafeteria with Mei.

Made by:truen o'steen