Urban Immortal Cultivation Supreme

"Hmm! Indeed brainless enough..." Zhu Bufan commented.

"Big Brother, he said we're brainless..."

"Just fuck it, you really are brainless... Who told you to spill it? Don't you know, by revealing that, we're exposing our identities? Are you stupid?" The big brother was furious.

"Ah... Then, Big Brother, what should we do now?" The younger brother became instantly anxious.

"What to do? What else can we do? Kill this little brat first, then go kidnap the Miss of the Mi Family." The big brother somberly instructed.

"Oh, okay..."

"Kid, be a good boy, or it's gonna hurt a lot..." The younger brother brandished a small knife in front of him and threatened Zhu Bufan.

Zhu Bufan wanted to laugh, barely holding back his amusement, and said: "How about you give me your knife?"

"Give it to you for what?" The younger brother asked puzzled.

"Aren't you asking me to be a good boy? If you give me the knife, I'll obediently listen to you..." Zhu Bufan replied.

"Uh! Not a bad suggestion, here, catch..." The younger brother approvingly said, and then he prepared to toss the small knife to Zhu Bufan.

Seeing the situation turning sour, the big brother grabbed a hold of the younger brother and then slapped him on the back of his head:

"Motherfucker, are you stupid? Someone asks you to throw your knife, and you just throw it?"

"Big Brother, he said if I give him the knife, he'd be a good boy..."

"Damn it, you idiot, if you give him the knife and he throws it away, what then?" The big brother explained.

"Oh, right, if he throws it away, then we'd be unarmed, right? Without weapons, how can we threaten others? Big Brother, you're so smart..." The younger brother was full of admiration.

This left Zhu Bufan speechless.

These two were definitely sent by monkeys.

"Kid, you dare to trick me..." The younger brother, after expressing admiration for his big brother, yelled at Zhu Bufan.

"What did I trick you into?" Zhu Bufan feigned innocence.

"Hmph, kid, my big brother said you want to throw my weapon away..." The younger brother said.

Zhu Bufan sighed in resignation! If you give me the knife, would I throw it? Fuck, who's the dumb one here, you or me?

"Smack smack..."

"Motherfucker, do it already... Why waste words with him, we are here to kidnap, not to stand around forming stances..." Seeing his young brother not taking action, the big brother was instantly enraged and slapped the younger brother's head several times.

"Ouch... Big Brother, be gentle! My brain will become stupid because of your slapping..." The younger brother complained.

"Then why aren't you doing it already..."

"Alright, Big Brother, watch closely, I'll deal with this little brat with one hand..." The younger brother said and rolled up his sleeves, striding over to Zhu Bufan.

"Kid, don't blame me, alright? It's because you discovered us, you would have been fine if you just hid, but you chose to come out and face us, sigh! Sorry, but I'll have to send you to play stances with Brother King Yan..." The younger brother sighed as he spoke to Zhu Bufan.

Watching the younger brother approaching, Zhu Bufan didn't move but casually remarked:

"King Yan is your brother?"

"Yeah! I always dream, and in my dreams, I always call him brother... so we have a pretty good relationship, you seem like a nice kid, once you go down there, I'll dream again tomorrow, I'll ask him to take good care of you, so you won't suffer too much..." The younger brother said.

"Then, I thank you..." Zhu Bufan smiled.

"No thanks, it's just a dream thing..."

As the younger brother was talking, he had already reached Zhu Buffan and raised his small knife, aiming to stab directly into Zhu Bufan's heart.

"Ah... Ah... Pain... Big Brother, run, this kid is tough..." However, the younger brother did not succeed in stabbing the knife into Zhu Bufan's heart. Instead, Zhu Bufan caught him immediately.

"Ernao, what happened? Kid, you better let go of my brother quickly, or I'll stab your ass..."Seeing his own younger brother being grabbed by Zhu Bufan, the big brother flew into a rage and roared at Zhu Bufan.

"Uh... stab the ass..."

"I'm telling you, kid, my big brother is really good at stabbing asses. His 'Chrysanthemum Finger' has never failed, so, kid, let go of me, otherwise, my big brother will stab yours..." Hearing his big brother's words, the younger brother immediately yelled at Zhu Bufan.

"Is that so..." Zhu Bufan feigned contemplation.

"Hurry up, kid, don't think too much, I'm telling you, my big brother's 'Chrysanthemum Finger' really is formidable, you know, if your ass gets punctured, it's definitely gonna hurt, and it'll cost a lot of money to treat, so it's both painful and expensive, kid, really not worth it..." The younger brother said.

"Oh..." Zhu Bufan nodded understandingly.

The younger brother thought Zhu Bufan would let him go, his expression relaxed, but the next moment, he felt as if his hand was about to be crushed.

"Ah... Ah... Big Brother, save me... My hand is about to break..."

For these two buffoonish assassins, although Zhu Bufan found them amusing, he didn't plan to let them off the hook.

"Kid, you're forcing my hand, 'Chrysanthemum Finger'..." Upon hearing his younger brother's wails, the big brother immediately became enraged and made a ruthless move toward Zhu Bufan.

As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared from his spot.

"Interesting..." Zhu Bufan revealed a playful smile.

In the next moment, the big brother inexplicably appeared behind Zhu Bufan, and then, he aimed directly at Zhu Bufan's buttocks.

"Kid, I'll break your chrysanthemum..."

He bellowed.

"Bang..."

Just then, Zhu Bufan suddenly turned around, threw a punch in an instant, and hit the big brother directly in the chest.

The big brother was sent flying.

"You... how did you know I was behind you?" The big brother was surprised as he lay on the ground.

Zhu Bufan didn't answer but directly threw the younger brother he was holding at the big brother. Then came two cries of "ouch..."

And then the two buffoonish assassins were smashed together.