Urban Immortal Cultivation Supreme

"What am I not doing? Honey..." Zhu Bufan said.

"Hmph, don't call me honey..." Mi Cai glared at Zhu Bufan.

"Alright, I won't say it, honey...let's eat..." Zhu Bufan said with a smile.

"You... you..." Mi Cai was fuming.

"Hehe, let's eat first..."

"I'm not eating..."

"Why not eat? It's so delicious..." Zhu Bufan picked up his bowl and took a bite, "Honey, do you despise me..."

"..."

Eventually, under Zhu Bufan's relentless persuasion, Mi Cai reluctantly joined him for the meal.

...

The night was so quiet and so dark, Old Mr. Mi, Mi Tao never came back.

After finishing the meal, Mi Cai went straight to take a bath, and as she entered the bathroom, she fiercely told Zhu Bufan, "I better see you leave by the time I finish bathing…"

Zhu Bufan didn't speak, just grinned.

Just as Mi Cai entered the bathroom at that moment, Zhu Bufan, while sitting on the chair, saw two figures swiftly vault over the wall into the Mi Family's villa.

Then they quietly crept into the darkness.

"Did they arrive?" Zhu Bufan sat in the chair, his lips curling into a faint smile, then he got up from the chair and walked out of Mi Cai's room.

At this moment it's not too late, but the Mi Family's servants are all mostly asleep, especially since Mi Cai and Zhu Bufan's dinner took a bit long, and then they had an argument which made the villa already in a sleeping state.

The lights in the hall were off; Zhu Bufan quietly entered the hall, sat on the sofa, then took out a cigarette, lit it, and casually smoked.

"Damn, this Mi Family villa is really big..." a displeased voice said.

"Yeah, had we known, we should've asked the employer for a blueprint, so we wouldn't get lost here…" another voice spoke.

"Exactly… Had we known, we should have had the employer prepare a blueprint for us…" the first voice spoke again.

"Enough, stop complaining, we're here just to kidnap someone, don't make too much noise. The Mi Family is a very powerful family, we should kidnap Miss Mi without startling anyone..."

"Got it, big brother, but I heard Miss Mi is as beautiful as a fairy, can I..."

A lewd laugh leaked from within the first voice.

"Slap..."

"Damn, yes, but I'm telling you kid, don't get any funny ideas, or you won't even know how you died, understand?" that big brother warned by knocking on the head of the first voice's owner, "However, I also heard Miss Mi is like a fairy, though we can't touch her, we can knock her out and just feel her up a bit...haha."

A **** of laughter spread.

"Big brother, you are really clever… Big brother, can I jerk off a bit later when it's time to touch..."

"Go on, look at your small ambitions…"

"Cough cough, brother, that's just a hobby of mine..."

"Get lost, hurry up and find the room, act quickly, or I'm afraid something might happen, do you hear me..." the big brother commanded.

"Yes, big brother..."

"Haha, don't worry, later I'll give you Miss Mi's underwear..."

"Really? Big brother, that's great..."

The owner of the first voice was now full of excitement, seemingly imagining holding Mi Cai's underwear and vigorously jerking off.

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These two were having a conversation in a corner of a flower garden, so no one knew what they had said, not even Zhu Bufan. However, Zhu Bufan did know that they had arrived.

Zhu Bufan was currently sitting in the hall, waiting for these two to show up.

The two tiptoed around before quietly entering the hall.

"Big bro, let's go upstairs, the employer said, the Mi Family's young miss lives on the second floor..."

"Oh, which room?" The older brother whispered.

"I don't know... the employer didn't tell me..."

"Slap..."

The person who spoke first received a slap on the back of his head from the older brother.

"Damn it, he didn't tell you, and you didn't think to ask..." the older brother said angrily.

"Big bro, you're so smart! Why didn't I think of that..." the younger brother said, rubbing the back of his head, suddenly enlightened.

"Crap, how did I end up with a little brother like you..." the older brother was speechless.

"Big bro, I'm sorry, okay! Now what do we do?"

"What else can we do? Go upstairs and search every room..." the older brother said helplessly, showing a look of frustration.

"Oh! Big bro, you really are smart." The younger brother showed a look of admiration.

"..."

"The person you're looking for is in the room on the far right of the second floor..."

Zhu Bufan had already finished smoking a cigarette and was sitting in the darkness, listening to the assassin's conversation, he deemed them as two idiotic assassins.

Zhu Bufan couldn't fathom why the employer would ever hire these two idiots!

"Big bro, the Mi Family's young miss is in the room on the far right of the second floor..."

"Slap..." Another slapping sound ensued.

"I can hear it, no need for you to tell me, got it?" the older brother was annoyed, "Now that we know, why aren't you hurrying to grab her!"

"Yes, yes... Big bro, I'll go right now..."

The younger brother said, then prepared to go upstairs.

But as he turned around, he touched his head:

"Big bro, that's not right! Why did someone give me a tip?" the younger brother was puzzled, "Thanks though..."

Ultimately, the younger brother loudly thanked Zhu Bufan.

At this moment, Zhu Bufan really wanted to laugh, but he held it in; he truly did not expect these two assassins to be such clowns.

"No need to thank me, it's just a word..." Zhu Bufan replied.

"Slap slap..."

"Goddammit, why are you yelling, don't you know the other party is a member of the Mi Family?" At this time, the older brother finally realized and quickly cautioned, "Kid, who are you?"

"Haha, who am I? Big bro, aren't you talking nonsense? Of course, I am one of the Mi Family people..." Zhu Bufan said.

"Hmph! Kid, you're a member of the Mi Family, so what? I advise you to mind your own business, otherwise, I won't mind taking you down..." the older brother said fiercely.

"That's right, kid, you better not interfere, do you know who we are?"

"Who are you guys?" Zhu Bufan asked amusedly.

"We are the famously brainless Assassin Duo..."

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