Urban Ace Bodyguard

In the early morning, Lin Hai rubbed his sleepy eyes because he had shown off about having "no concern for horses in his heart," which resulted in the ladies continuously forcing him to drink.

Thud Thud Thud—

The bedroom door vibrated violently, startling Lin Hai.

"Holy shit, who's demolishing this early in the morning? I haven't put on my underwear yet, don't come in or you'll be scared by the giant and I won't take responsibility!"

The knocking suddenly stopped, followed by Ruoshuang's unhappy voice: "Brother-in-law, if you don't open the door, later you'll die rhythmically, don't blame me."

"What?"

Lin Hai hurriedly got dressed. If little Ruoshuang dared to say this, she must be confident that there was something he didn't know about.

He looked under the bed and it seemed like there were no incriminating evidence left, all of Battle Lord's underwear, and whatnot were taken care of.

Opening the bedroom door, Ruoshuang poked her head in.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Hai blinked, puzzled.

"I'm curious, my girlfriends say that boys' dormitories are like pigsties, and I wanted to see what brother-in-law's bedroom is like."

Ruoshuang's beautiful eyes twinkled with curiosity.

Lin Hai was speechless, said sternly: "Me, a man of high quality, how could my bedroom possibly look like a pigsty."

"Oh? Brother-in-law, did you change your underwear? Geez, what's the deal with putting a green dragon on your underwear?" Ruoshuang noticed Lin Hai's underwear.

Lin Hai was speechless, my little niece, you always have such unique points of focus.

"What's actually going on today? Why would I die rhythmically?" Lin Hai blinked continuously, thinking fast.

Aside from being slick with words, he hadn't done anything wrong lately.

To behave well, and fearing that his wife or niece might secretly check his computer when he went to Yanjing, he even painfully deleted his favorite videos like "Griefless Sisters."

"Brother-in-law, what's in it for me if I tell you?" Ruoshuang blinked her eyes.

Lin Hai immediately showed a bitter expression: "Brother-in-law is poor."

"Humph, you made me bleed last time, I haven't settled the score with you yet, and you haven't spent that money, how are you poor?" Ruoshuang rolled her eyes.

"Little niece, please don't make it sound so ambiguous, if your cousin hears it, she'll get rid of me."

"Besides, that money has already been confiscated by the CEO, I only have seven yuan on me now, and that's the change from last night's KTV."

Lin Hai took out the money, there was even a fifty cents and five ten-cent coins.

The coins still shone in the sunlight.

Ruoshuang was utterly speechless.

Brother-in-law, even though you are at a CEO level now, the money you carry is even less than a professional beggar in the subway.

"Today is an important day, brother-in-law." Ruoshuang originally wanted to squeeze something out of Lin Hai, but now that dream had to be dashed.

"What important day?" Lin Hai was curious.

"Today is two people's birthday."

"Oh? Whose?"

"You guess."

"I am dumb and poor, I can't guess."

"Brother-in-law, can we chat joyfully and happily?"

Ruoshuang felt such hatred, stinky brother-in-law, usually slick and dodgy with all kinds of cunning wits, but pretending to be stupid and confused at crucial moments.

"Today is my cousin and Sister Chuqing's birthday."

"Holy crap? Born on the exact same day and month?" Lin Hai widened his eyes, that was too much of a coincidence.

Lin Hai couldn't help but mutter to himself: "Doesn't that mean, the women in my life, three of them are born on the exact same day of the same year?"

He couldn't help but recall another girl he hadn't seen in years—Xia Chuxin.

"Brother-in-law, clearly two, why do you say three?" Ruoshuang seemed to have caught something.

"Cough cough, no, there's another one overseas, why is a little kid asking so much."

Lin Hai quickly covered up.

Suspicion flickered in Ruoshuang's eyes: "Brother-in-law, I feel like you've stuck quite a few flowers in this pile of bullshit."

"Flower would feel wronged hearing that, besides, who sticks whom is not certain yet."

Ruoshuang paused, then her face blushed to the extreme, damn brother-in-law!

Seeing his sister-in-law's face peachy and her eyes shyly red, Lin Hai chuckled.

"Damn brother-in-law, I was planning to help you pay for a gift to make my cousin happy, but now, huh, dream on."

Lin Hai awkwardly shut his mouth, thought about it, and realized there was still some money on his black card, enough to buy a gift.

But what gift to buy?

It seemed like the first time he was seriously thinking of giving Ouyang Xiaoya a gift.

And it's her birthday, he couldn't just brush it off.

"I've got it!"

An idea suddenly lit up in Lin Hai's mind.

The use of Gang Qi can be infused into objects. As long as the Gang Qi seeds inside his body are injected into it, they can be preserved for a long time. Regular wearing by people can be beneficial to health.

Men who wear it for a long time can enhance their physique and boost their Yang.

Women will nourish and beautify their skin, problems like delayed Big Aunt or painful Big Aunt would gradually be resolved.

Especially since his wife's blood seemed quite special, being nourished with Gang Qi seeds would definitely be beneficial.

Moreover, after wearing it for a long time, the Gang Qi seeds will gradually be absorbed by the body, which is more effective than forcibly injecting it into the body.

Except for children and extremely weak individuals, who can have Gang Qi seeds injected into their bodies without reducing the effect, normal people can only rely on this method.

It is said that many people from Ancient Martial Families in Huaxia, to nurture young talents, wear these accessories with Gang Qi seeds from a young age. As they grow and their strength progresses, Gang Qi will naturally emerge continuously in their bodies.

Lin Hai was also puzzled how he ended up with Gang Qi; it seemed to have naturally emerged.

However, he had long ignored this issue.

"Let's go, dear sister-in-law, shall we go buy the gift?" Lin Hai asked with a grin.

"Do you have money?"

"A little savings, hehe."

Ruoshuang still mumbled unhappily: "Damn brother-in-law, how dare you keep secret money."

"By the heavens, my Taboo lifeblood was intercepted by your cousin long ago, this money now is from the stocks I played with recently."

"Oh? Brother-in-law, speaking of stocks, it seems I have a share in that too."

"Uh, indeed you have a share, brother-in-law will keep it for you for now."

"Why! That's my money!" Ruoshuang's little mouth almost stretched up to the sky.

"Cough cough, why does a kid need so much money? It's easy to pick up bad habits, brother-in-law will save it for you for now."

"Brother-in-law, just how much did you make for me from stocks? I heard the stock market crashed recently, many people's money for a car turned into game points."

"This analogy, really vivid, hehe, brother-in-law made you a millionaire, you're practically a millionaire now."

"Wow? Really?!" Ruoshuang's eyes sparkled with excitement.

Although she didn't care much about money, hearing she had a million, the youngster couldn't contain her excitement.

"Brother-in-law, what gift are you planning to buy?"

"Brother-in-law plans to get two fine Star Moon Bodhi."