Urban Ace Bodyguard

Today's event deeply overturned Tao Shuishui's previous perceptions.

The world is too crazy, it's like chickens offering New Year's greetings to napping weasels.

The Dabang Lin whom she usually held in contempt, turns out to be... the Legendary Huadu's number one expert.

Even superior to the Huadu Crown Prince, the Reincarnation Brother!

"Are you telling the truth?"

"You've asked that for the seventeenth time."

Walking on the way back to the private room, Lin Hai was completely speechless.

Little devil star Shuishui was like on the wrong medicine, kept asking non-stop.

"Remember to keep it a secret for me."

"I know already, you've also told me for the thirteenth time."

Tao Shuishui was both shocked and inexplicably excited.

Especially at this flowering age, there is a mysterious curiosity and inexplicable admiration for those top figures and experts on the street, perhaps stemming from the "individual heroism" instilled in every Huaxia child since their youth.

"Dabang Lin, then why do you still get bullied all the time?" Tao Shuishui asked, not understanding.

"Bullied? Who is bullying me?" Lin Hai blinked his eyes.

"Like Sister Ouyang, Sister Qi, and my cousin, and... It seems quite a lot."

"No, hitting is intimacy, scolding is love, without scolding and hitting there's no love."

"Pfft, in other words, you just go weak at the knees when you see women."

Tao Shuishui rolled her eyes.

She despised those men who go weak in the knees the moment they see a woman, treating them like heaven, dying to immediately please and curry favor with women.

Such men, with hardly any dignity or backbone, can they even be called men?

However, Shuishui didn't understand, since Dabang is Reincarnation Brother, in theory, he shouldn't lack women.

Lin Hai exhaled a puff of Hongmei smoke, enveloped in the flickering neon lights of the KTV.

It's as if his soul was pulled by memories and flew off somewhere, suddenly giving off a profound sense of vicissitude.

"I've drunk the strongest liquor, killed the most ferocious people, driven the fastest cars, seen things a regular person wouldn't in a lifetime, wandered countless times on the edge of life and death..."

"My past life was this: endless drinks in the cup, endless farewell songs, a knife in hand that I can't let go, an endless number of enemies' heads, but, I lost the person I loved the most."

"So you think Xiaoya and Queen Qi are bullying me, but I just think it's a joke, Xiaoya is proud and cold, Queen Qi is supremely domineering, both are extraordinary women of this world, ordinary people, they wouldn't even spare a glance."

"There's a kind of affection where you can be spoilt, men should have dignity and should also be generous-hearted towards the women around them."

Lin Hai hadn't noticed that Tao Shuishui's gaze at him had changed again and again.

Is this still the sleazy Dabang he used to be in her mind?

Or the utterly useless Dabang?

Those words just now, deeply imprinted, gave the impression as if Lin Hai had really experienced that kind of life and death existence.

Every young girl's heart admires the strong, the heroes, the real men.

Like when Tao Shuishui once had a fondness for Hai Wuyan.

"Dabang… Uncle, I didn't realize you had such a past... I'm sorry, I underestimated you before." Tao Shuishui said sincerely, with guilt.

*Cough cough*, I was just bluffing, and you took it seriously." Lin Hai chuckled.

Tao Shuishui's mouth suddenly puckered up, her eyebrows furrowed, fury burnt: "You dead stick, fooling me again."

"Alright, let's go in."

Lin Hai pushed open the door of the private room.

Tao Shuishui whispered, "Was what you just said true or not?"

"Guess?" Lin Hai blinked his eyes, smiling without a word.

Entering the private room, the gaze of all the girls immediately converged on him.

"Sh*t, what are those looks?"

Lin Hai felt a chill down below, primarily because as soon as he entered the room, all the girls' eyes floated in his direction, and anyone experiencing such a gaze would struggle to adapt.

Ouyang Xiaoya coughed lightly, masking the awkward atmosphere, and asked, "Lin Hai, all good?"

Lin Hai nodded his head: "Thanks to everyone's grand luck, this humble one has encountered 'bosom' turned auspicious, it's all taken care of."

Huadu immediately became happy: "Uncle, how did you solve it?"

"..."

The girls' expressions turned unsightly.

Lin Hai was speechless, stating firmly: "I refuse to answer this question."

The girls' expressions eased up, thankful that the dead Beast didn't talk nonsense.

Ruoshuang, however, became interested, curiously blinking, and asked: "Brother-in-law, I am really puzzled, there's even a sleazy guy in our class who said he could get off to the 'Lao Ganma' logo on the bottle."

"Damn, Lao Ganma's logo... sh*t, that's seriously sick."

Ouyang Xiaoya glared at Ruoshuang, scolding: "You're not learning good things at such a young age, what on earth are you doing at school all day?"

"Sister, I was wrong." Ruoshuang stuck out her tongue, realizing that she had "exposed" a bit too much.

After speaking, Ruoshuang felt a bit wronged: "I'm just curious, how could brother-in-law manage to do that thing... facing a wall..."

"Enough!" Ouyang Xiaoya, too ashamed to look at everyone, saw that her cousin seemed to have lost all sense of |shame| after being around Beast Lin for too long.

Queen Qi's mouth curved into a slight arc.

After being with Linlin for so long, she was always a tomboy. Although learning how to be gentle, she was completely clueless when it came to flirting and hooking up with men.

Suddenly, she thought she had a good topic at hand.

"Linlin, I'm also quite curious, can you guys really get off to a wall? That seems pretty unimaginable."

Lin Hai had a face full of black lines, the topic in the room seemed to be off.

Sh*t, usually he'd crack a crude joke for a little laugh, and get labelled with tags like Beast Lin, lewd Lin, health-preserving Lin, sleazy Lin, Dabang Lin, Blades Lin, and so on.

How did it turn to being teased by the girls today?

"Hmph, I find we should call you lewd Queen Qi in the future."

"Blacken the pot that calls the kettle black, huh." Ouyang Xiaoya joined in teasing Lin Hai with Queen Qi.

Lin Hai blinked his eyes: "Wife, who's the black pot?"

"You!"

"And then, who's the kettle?"

"..." Ouyang Xiaoya realized her academic knowledge was no match for Lin Hai's rich life experience; he was just too cunning with words.

"Alright, stop teasing, brother-in-law, come on, tell us, what does it feel like? Can you really get high facing a wall?"

Lin Hai found that, actually, all the girls seemed quite curious.

This wasn't strange for them; after all, they were pure beauties with absolutely no understanding of men, let alone what getting off feels like.

Suddenly, a naughty idea arose.

Without changing his expression, Lin Hai asked in all seriousness: "Do you really want to know?"

The girls hesitated for a bit, then all nodded their heads in unison.

"Alright, since that's the case, I'll tell you ladies."

"Ahem, this involves a matter of experience accumulated over time."

"To put it in a nutshell, it's described as: after watching all sorts of films in the world, one's heart naturally has no~ horse, you understand."