The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

Chapter 624: Brother Jie, I Want It



"Did it hang up that fast?"

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

It made him wonder if 4399 had heard him or if it just hung up because of a bad signal.

Fortunately, 4399 called back soon after.

"Stay there and don't move, keep the call going."

This time his voice was much clearer.

"Huh, how come the signal got better?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I applied for a special signal."

4399 hesitated for a moment but revealed a little.

"I see."

He just asked casually, with no intention of delving deeper.

Half an hour later, a Magic Carpet appeared above Broken Root Mountain.

After spotting Liu Zheng, the Magic Carpet slowly descended.

4399 and an Elf with a human upper body and blue mist lower body descended from the Magic Carpet.

"This is Genie from the Department of Religion and Mystical Affairs, you can also call him the Lamp God."

4399 introduced.

"Don't listen to him, just call me Brother Jie, I don't grant wishes."

The Blue Elf said with a smile.

"Hello, Brother Jie."

Liu Zheng quickly went with the flow.

"Hello, hello, 4399 has been telling me he recently met a rising star, and indeed, you look handsome and impressive."

The Blue Elf started with a shower of praise.

"Not at all, Brother Jie, you're the one who looks wise and majestic."

He returned the compliment immediately.

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

The two of them looked at each other and laughed, feeling like they had met a worthy opponent.

"Cut the chatter, let's get to the point."

4399 said expressionlessly.

"What's the rush? There are more people in the Border Control Bureau than the floor tiles of the city hall, would they miss one more person like you?"

The Blue Elf retorted.

"Is this the God?"

Despite his retort, he still looked at the corpse of the Divine Hand on the ground.

"That's right. I don't know its origin, but it tried to set me up, and I couldn't let that go, so I killed it."

Liu Zheng nodded.

"You've got quite a fiery temperament, I like it. But next time, if you come across this kind of thing, avoid it if you can. They're very dodgy, even if you can beat them, you might end up with bad luck."

The Blue Elf kindly reminded.

"Brother Jie, I'll remember your advice for next time."

"Good, listening to advice is a trait for achieving great things."

(p>The Blue Elf complimented him again, then got to work.

He took a scanner-like device from below his body and scanned the corpse of the Divine Hand.

He then pressed a button on the scanner, projecting a light screen into the air.

"Hmm..."

Looking at the colorful spots on the screen, the Blue Elf fell into thought.

"Judging by the spectrum of Divine Power, this is likely a God related to fertility, desire, and growth."

After a moment of thought, he spoke.

"Makes sense."

Liu Zheng nodded.

In fact, the form of the Divine Hand and its displayed abilities already hinted at this.

"No wonder it targeted you, the Divine Power of the Black Mountain Goat within you is like an elixir for it. If it could consume you, it might be able to resurrect."

The Blue Elf glanced over and said.

As a professional from the Department of Religion and Mystical Affairs, he could easily see something special about Liu Zheng at a glance.

"So if I ate it, would it be a great supplement for me too?"

Liu Zheng inferred.

"If it was someone else, I'd definitely urge them to try, so I could get double the credit. But since you're one of us, I advise you to stay away from these ghostly things."

The Blue Elf said.

"Alright, thanks for the advice, Brother Jie."

"However, even a used piece of toilet paper has its use. While a God's power isn't clean, there are still times to use it when needed."

The Blue Elf changed the topic.

"Brother Jie, be careful next time when riding the Magic Carpet. Look, you dropped your money without even knowing."

He kept tossing stack after stack of money to the ground. Without Blue Elf saying a word, he wouldn't stop.

"Oh dear, I didn't realize I'd dropped so much money, thanks for the reminder, buddy."

After tossing around hundreds of thousands, the Blue Elf finally said with a smile.

"No problem at all."

Liu Zheng also said with a smile.

"Okay... let's leave it at that."

The Blue Elf collected the money, examined him for a long while, nodded, and then took out a Lamp Pot from below.

He picked and chose from the remnants of the Divine Hand, finally picking up that half lantern and throwing it into the Lamp Pot.

"Got the main dish, just need to add some spices."

He muttered while tossing in tiny rune blocks, each the size of a fingernail, into the Lamp Pot.

"Eww~"

When he took out a rune that looked both like a flame and a spearhead, Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a sense of disgust.

"Haha, got hit by it?"

The Blue Elf said a bit gloatingly.

"No, I was just reminded of some disgusting things."

Liu Zheng said stubbornly.

"Haha, you're quite interesting, not at all like this guy."

The Blue Elf laughed.

"If you keep talking, I'll call someone else for the next good opportunity like this."

4399 said with a deadpan expression.

"Sigh, just like the public's usual stereotype."

The Blue Elf shook his head and focused on "cooking."

Once all the "spices" were added, he began to shake the Lamp Pot, a flame emerged from the spout.

After shaking for who knows how long, the flame finally began to extinguish gradually.

"It's ready, drink up."

He handed the Lamp Pot to Liu Zheng.

Liu Zheng took the Lamp Pot and looked at 4399, who silently nodded.

So he held the Lamp Pot, sucked the spout greedily.

"Gulp gulp~"

The lamp oil, with a fishy-sweet taste, seemed never-ending, swelling up his stomach.


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