The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!

"Heh heh heh, just lie down obediently for me."

The Panda chuckled mischievously as it hugged Liu Zheng, tripping him with a leg hook and then sitting on top of him.

After sitting, it even rubbed its butt deliberately, clearly as an act of retaliation.

Doctor Nile saw everything but said nothing.

The urgent task now was to deal with the mysterious condition on Liu Zheng, so such trivial matters didn't need attention.

Of course, regardless of Liu Zheng's current state, he obviously wouldn't comply obediently.

The flash of a knife, and the jagged blade immediately cut through the Panda's black and white fur, penetrating towards deeper flesh.

"Damn!"

The Panda was startled and quickly smacked the sawtoothed butcher knife out of his hand with a paw, then pinned down his four tentacles with its limbs.

But even with Liu Zheng's four tentacles pinned down, they were still restless and tried to do a kip-up plus hooking kick to its big face.

"Can I just rip off his tentacles?"

After being kicked a few times, the Panda couldn't take it anymore.

It was a top-grade Golden Core from a Mystical Sect, a young and talented Demon King. When had it ever been kicked in the face?

Even its master never hit it like this!

"Rip them off."

Doctor Nile nodded.

As soon as he finished speaking, the Panda extended its sharp claws hidden in its paw pads.

Normally, the claws of ursine animals aren't retractable, but the Panda, whether due to innate talent or having practiced some mystical skills, could extend and retract like a feline.

A gentle breeze blew, and Liu Zheng's four tentacles were all slashed off at the root.

"That's what you get for attacking me with a knife."

The Panda looked at the still squirming tentacles, saying proudly.

"What's with this guy anyway? That shoddy knife of his shouldn't be able to break my golden fur and iron skin."

It licked its wounds reluctantly.

"Who knows, there's always something mysterious about this kid."

Said Doctor Nile as he gouged out Liu Zheng's right eye and inserted the Eye of the Sun into its place.

"Whoosh!"

Golden red Sun Flame burst forth from his orifices, making him look like a man on fire.

"Wow!"

The Panda sitting on him naturally suffered as well, with a large patch of its fur singed off its back.

"Seal off his orifices."

Doctor Nile ordered.

"If I had known, I would have stayed as far away as they did."

The Panda expressed great regret.

But there's no medicine for regret in this world, so now it could only continue to cooperate.

How to seal a man's orifices, it truly had no experience.

After all, when it didn't want to smell something, it just used a mystic technique to block its senses.

"Oh, I've got it!"

The Panda had a sudden inspiration, taking out a chess box from its floral bundle.

"Not bad, just the right size."

It took out a chess piece to compare, saying with satisfaction.

This was something its grandmaster left for its master, with no other function than feeling good in hand and being sturdy enough that even venting and pounding wouldn't break it.

The Panda stuffed the chess pieces one by one into Liu Zheng's seven orifices. Other than not fully blocking the eye orifices, the rest were completely sealed.

"Is this good enough?"

It asked.

"No, the eye orifices are still leaking fire."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Sigh, just my luck. Star Lord of Fire, your might is majestic, divine light protects my body, no fire can harm me, as urgent as the law!"

The Panda recited a Fire Avoidance Spell, then covered Liu Zheng's eyes with its paws.

"Hurry up, mummy zombie, or my paws will turn into roasted bear paws soon."

It urged.

"Do I need you to say that."

Doctor Nile glared at it and then took the Crown and placed it on Liu Zheng's head.

The golden cobra opened its mouth, revealing two white crystal fangs, filled with blackish-purple poison liquid within the transparent crystals.

"Hisssss!"

The golden cobra issued a warning hiss.

The person under the crown was neither a Pharaoh nor a Priest, not even from the La Clan. If Doctor Nile didn't remove it soon, it would fulfill its duty as the Holy Artifact Spirit and poison this desecrator.

"Honored Holy Spirit, please quell your anger and listen to my words. Though this person is not of our kin, he is our benefactor."

"Perceptive Holy Spirit, please feel with your heart, the Sun Flame within his body. God La is using His great power to drive out the evil within him."

"Wise Holy Spirit, please let go of your pride and understand God's intent. Use your power to help me fulfill God's directive."

Doctor Nile quickly said in high Nile language.

"Hisssss!"

The golden cobra's hissing slightly lessened, but it showed no signs of retracting its fangs.

It was the Pharaoh's Holy Artifact, not the Priest's.

The Pharaoh is the Son of the Sun God, God's representative and incarnation on earth, but also the ruler of the human world.

Theocracy and monarchy have always been both unified and opposed.

"Afterward, I'll offer ten kilograms of Gold, ten white bulls, ten black ewes, and ten juvenile mongooses as sacrifices."

Seeing this, Doctor Nile could only say.

"Hiss~"

The golden cobra retracted its fangs, closed its eyes.

"Your artifact spirits are quite hard to please too, huh."

The Panda sympathetically looked at him.

Back when it was subduing those magical treasures, it had also suffered quite a bit.

"They're all the same anywhere. Once anything gains sentience, it will always cause headaches."

Doctor Nile sighed.

Even Sasha could be quite difficult when she acted out.

And the reason he was willing to go to such great lengths to persuade the golden cobra was that the Crown, this Holy Artifact, was extremely important for the treatment.