The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 302
Chapter 302
After the class meeting, when I returned to the language office, Future was exhausted, slumped on the seat, like a corpse.
Liu Chao checked the campus forums with his mobile phone, and laughed loudly: "In the future, I heard that you did it by burning books and burying scholars?"
Future scolded: "Come on, those students' stupid posts, it's because you all followed suit that they spread so widely. I really don't understand what's so funny about that kind of stuff."
Luo Yuhao was reading the latest issue of "Future Bible" at this time, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "I didn't say that, you really have a way of cursing people. After reading such a long paragraph, you don't even catch your breath. No wonder you The whole school is famous."
In the future, he buried his head in place and shut himself up, not speaking.
Liu Chao came to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be sad, let me tell you, don't look at these students yelling at you, but they don't hate you at all. If they really hate you as much as they show on the Internet, they will soon They all formed a group to beat you. They hacked you because they thought you were interesting, fun, and even liked you. If you look at other teachers, there is no chance for you to be hacked."
Luo Yuhao also echoed: "That's right, our generation may not be able to understand, but in fact, this is a way for students to express their love. They deliberately use stupid methods to blackmail you. Everyone knows that they are stupid. Those things are false - just like they said that you did the burning of books and digging scholars, do you think anyone would really think so? It's just a stalk. Believe it or not, one day you will really leave, the first The one crying and begging to stay is this group of students who scolded you."
Future can't laugh or cry: "The two of you really don't feel back pain when you stand and talk. When you become famous and see 999+ insulting private messages on the forum every day, you will know how I feel."
Liu Chao comforted: "You won't die if you scold me, just don't take it seriously. If the students really hate you, they won't send insults privately, and they will put them into practice. Their methods are vicious! Look at Xing Kang, what did the students who hated him do? They poured laxatives, poked the tires, and exposed his privacy in the forum all day long. Last time, some students climbed through the window, took pictures of him taking a shower and posted them on the forum. One thing to say, No student treats you like this now, right?"
After thinking about it in the future, it is true that when he first joined the job, he would suffer the worst punishment, even worse than Xing Kang, but gradually, everyone seemed to stop punishing him.
This is not surprising, no matter how badass these students are, they are not crazy, and they will not torment a person they like.If you have a good opinion and status in their hearts, they will naturally not play tricks on you.
While a few people were chatting, there was a knock on the door, and Xing Kang pushed the door open and walked in.
"Damn. Say Cao Cao is here." Liu Chao and Luo Yuhao returned to their seats with their heads shrunk, nodded and said, "Hi Director Xing."
"Hmm." Xing Kang pierced his waist, glanced around the language office, and urged, "Tomorrow, a leader will come to inspect, you should clean up the office, and then organize a general cleaning. I will not go to the self-study tonight, let the students go early Go back to the dormitory to rest and maintain a good mental outlook."
"Guaranteed to complete the mission."
Xing Kang glanced at the lying future, frowned and said: "Future, your Class 14 should pay special attention! There will be many leaders coming tomorrow, which will directly affect the rating of the school, so please don't let the students in your class mess up. Moth!"
Future scratched his butt and said lazily: "Don't worry, they will be obedient tomorrow."
In the future, this is not bragging. He has a very good relationship with Rocky now, and he holds Jiang Yunhu's secret love for Su Xiaobai. As long as these two bully leaders are pinched, there will be no chaos in the class.
Xing Kang didn't quite believe him, and threatened him with vicious words: "Speak the ugly words first, if something happens to your class tomorrow, you, the head teacher, will not escape the blame, and you will be dismissed by then!"
Mirai's temper also came up, and he said heavily: "If something happens tomorrow and affects the school's reputation, I'll chop off my head and give it to the school team as a basketball, okay?"
Having said all this, Xing Kang had nothing to say, so he left with a cold snort.
During the cleaning in the evening, in order not to let the school team have an extra basketball, in the future, I talked to Rocky and Jiang Yunhu respectively, and asked them to take care of their own people, not to cause trouble tomorrow, and to pretend to be a good baby for a day.
As expected, these two people are very obedient and promise to be good tomorrow.
The cleaning was over, and some of the students voluntarily stayed in the classroom to review because there was no need for evening self-study, and some went back to the dormitory early to sleep.
No late self-study means that you don't have to sit in class, and you can go home early in the future.
He glanced at the time, and after seven o'clock, he called Meow, and found that Meow was so obsessed with playing games that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he invited her to have dinner.
Meow wanted to eat brown sugar glutinous rice cakes, but in the future I couldn’t find it after searching on my mobile phone for a long time. Later, my fingers were cramped, so I found this dish in a restaurant of a five-star hotel.
Domestic hotels basically have foreign restaurants, the prices are a little higher, but not as outrageous as the Blue Danube, and the chefs are really good, so people often go there to feast on their mouths.
In the future, I brought Miao into a five-star restaurant, ordered some cheap dishes, and ordered two large plates of brown sugar glutinous rice cakes for her to enjoy.
While waiting for the food, Meow shook his legs and said, "In the future, Zhuzhu will play in professional leagues."
"Ah?" Future put down his phone, a little confused, "Can pigs play professional? What kind of pig is so powerful?"
"Pfft." Meow was immediately amused, "It's not a pig! It's a pig! Zhuzhuyou, as I told you before, often blackmails me."
"Oh!" The future patted his head, and then realized, "I have an impression, I remember he is not very old, he seems to be a student."
"Yes, a 16-year-old high school student, but with mediocre academic performance and likes to play games, so I'm going to be a dream-chaser boy." Meow's voice was a little softer, hesitating, as if testing his future attitude, "Now lpl The age of participation has been lowered to 14 years old, in fact, I think it’s not bad to play professionally? It’s pretty good.”
An adult and a teacher in the future, how can he not understand the middle of Meow's words, he smiled silently: "360 lines, every line will be the top pick. I have no prejudice against any industry, and I only care about one thing-whether you drive or not. Happy. As long as you are happy, I will support you in whatever you want to do in the future. But I heard that e-sports is very cruel, winners and losers. If you really want to develop in this direction, you must first be mentally prepared. Of course, no matter you What to do in the future, don't forget, I will always be behind you."
Meow smiled sweetly, hugging Future's waist and whimpering coquettishly.
Future touched Meow's little head and said, "But you're still young, and you haven't even reached the minimum age to participate."
Meow counted with her fingers: "I've done the math. After my birthday this year, I'm already 12 years old, and I'm still one year and eight months away from the minimum entry age."
"Then I'll just wait for you to become famous!" Future said with emotion, "Time flies so fast. When I adopted you, you were only 7 years old. Now you are 12 years old. Hey, you are 5 years older, and I am 5 years older." age."
Meow laughed and said, "You used to raise me, but when I make money in the future, I'll raise you."
After hearing this, Future laughed and said, "Although I really don't want to work hard, I can't eat your soft rice, right? Hahaha, okay, the dishes are here, let's eat."
(End of this chapter)
After the class meeting, when I returned to the language office, Future was exhausted, slumped on the seat, like a corpse.
Liu Chao checked the campus forums with his mobile phone, and laughed loudly: "In the future, I heard that you did it by burning books and burying scholars?"
Future scolded: "Come on, those students' stupid posts, it's because you all followed suit that they spread so widely. I really don't understand what's so funny about that kind of stuff."
Luo Yuhao was reading the latest issue of "Future Bible" at this time, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist: "I didn't say that, you really have a way of cursing people. After reading such a long paragraph, you don't even catch your breath. No wonder you The whole school is famous."
In the future, he buried his head in place and shut himself up, not speaking.
Liu Chao came to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be sad, let me tell you, don't look at these students yelling at you, but they don't hate you at all. If they really hate you as much as they show on the Internet, they will soon They all formed a group to beat you. They hacked you because they thought you were interesting, fun, and even liked you. If you look at other teachers, there is no chance for you to be hacked."
Luo Yuhao also echoed: "That's right, our generation may not be able to understand, but in fact, this is a way for students to express their love. They deliberately use stupid methods to blackmail you. Everyone knows that they are stupid. Those things are false - just like they said that you did the burning of books and digging scholars, do you think anyone would really think so? It's just a stalk. Believe it or not, one day you will really leave, the first The one crying and begging to stay is this group of students who scolded you."
Future can't laugh or cry: "The two of you really don't feel back pain when you stand and talk. When you become famous and see 999+ insulting private messages on the forum every day, you will know how I feel."
Liu Chao comforted: "You won't die if you scold me, just don't take it seriously. If the students really hate you, they won't send insults privately, and they will put them into practice. Their methods are vicious! Look at Xing Kang, what did the students who hated him do? They poured laxatives, poked the tires, and exposed his privacy in the forum all day long. Last time, some students climbed through the window, took pictures of him taking a shower and posted them on the forum. One thing to say, No student treats you like this now, right?"
After thinking about it in the future, it is true that when he first joined the job, he would suffer the worst punishment, even worse than Xing Kang, but gradually, everyone seemed to stop punishing him.
This is not surprising, no matter how badass these students are, they are not crazy, and they will not torment a person they like.If you have a good opinion and status in their hearts, they will naturally not play tricks on you.
While a few people were chatting, there was a knock on the door, and Xing Kang pushed the door open and walked in.
"Damn. Say Cao Cao is here." Liu Chao and Luo Yuhao returned to their seats with their heads shrunk, nodded and said, "Hi Director Xing."
"Hmm." Xing Kang pierced his waist, glanced around the language office, and urged, "Tomorrow, a leader will come to inspect, you should clean up the office, and then organize a general cleaning. I will not go to the self-study tonight, let the students go early Go back to the dormitory to rest and maintain a good mental outlook."
"Guaranteed to complete the mission."
Xing Kang glanced at the lying future, frowned and said: "Future, your Class 14 should pay special attention! There will be many leaders coming tomorrow, which will directly affect the rating of the school, so please don't let the students in your class mess up. Moth!"
Future scratched his butt and said lazily: "Don't worry, they will be obedient tomorrow."
In the future, this is not bragging. He has a very good relationship with Rocky now, and he holds Jiang Yunhu's secret love for Su Xiaobai. As long as these two bully leaders are pinched, there will be no chaos in the class.
Xing Kang didn't quite believe him, and threatened him with vicious words: "Speak the ugly words first, if something happens to your class tomorrow, you, the head teacher, will not escape the blame, and you will be dismissed by then!"
Mirai's temper also came up, and he said heavily: "If something happens tomorrow and affects the school's reputation, I'll chop off my head and give it to the school team as a basketball, okay?"
Having said all this, Xing Kang had nothing to say, so he left with a cold snort.
During the cleaning in the evening, in order not to let the school team have an extra basketball, in the future, I talked to Rocky and Jiang Yunhu respectively, and asked them to take care of their own people, not to cause trouble tomorrow, and to pretend to be a good baby for a day.
As expected, these two people are very obedient and promise to be good tomorrow.
The cleaning was over, and some of the students voluntarily stayed in the classroom to review because there was no need for evening self-study, and some went back to the dormitory early to sleep.
No late self-study means that you don't have to sit in class, and you can go home early in the future.
He glanced at the time, and after seven o'clock, he called Meow, and found that Meow was so obsessed with playing games that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he invited her to have dinner.
Meow wanted to eat brown sugar glutinous rice cakes, but in the future I couldn’t find it after searching on my mobile phone for a long time. Later, my fingers were cramped, so I found this dish in a restaurant of a five-star hotel.
Domestic hotels basically have foreign restaurants, the prices are a little higher, but not as outrageous as the Blue Danube, and the chefs are really good, so people often go there to feast on their mouths.
In the future, I brought Miao into a five-star restaurant, ordered some cheap dishes, and ordered two large plates of brown sugar glutinous rice cakes for her to enjoy.
While waiting for the food, Meow shook his legs and said, "In the future, Zhuzhu will play in professional leagues."
"Ah?" Future put down his phone, a little confused, "Can pigs play professional? What kind of pig is so powerful?"
"Pfft." Meow was immediately amused, "It's not a pig! It's a pig! Zhuzhuyou, as I told you before, often blackmails me."
"Oh!" The future patted his head, and then realized, "I have an impression, I remember he is not very old, he seems to be a student."
"Yes, a 16-year-old high school student, but with mediocre academic performance and likes to play games, so I'm going to be a dream-chaser boy." Meow's voice was a little softer, hesitating, as if testing his future attitude, "Now lpl The age of participation has been lowered to 14 years old, in fact, I think it’s not bad to play professionally? It’s pretty good.”
An adult and a teacher in the future, how can he not understand the middle of Meow's words, he smiled silently: "360 lines, every line will be the top pick. I have no prejudice against any industry, and I only care about one thing-whether you drive or not. Happy. As long as you are happy, I will support you in whatever you want to do in the future. But I heard that e-sports is very cruel, winners and losers. If you really want to develop in this direction, you must first be mentally prepared. Of course, no matter you What to do in the future, don't forget, I will always be behind you."
Meow smiled sweetly, hugging Future's waist and whimpering coquettishly.
Future touched Meow's little head and said, "But you're still young, and you haven't even reached the minimum age to participate."
Meow counted with her fingers: "I've done the math. After my birthday this year, I'm already 12 years old, and I'm still one year and eight months away from the minimum entry age."
"Then I'll just wait for you to become famous!" Future said with emotion, "Time flies so fast. When I adopted you, you were only 7 years old. Now you are 12 years old. Hey, you are 5 years older, and I am 5 years older." age."
Meow laughed and said, "You used to raise me, but when I make money in the future, I'll raise you."
After hearing this, Future laughed and said, "Although I really don't want to work hard, I can't eat your soft rice, right? Hahaha, okay, the dishes are here, let's eat."
(End of this chapter)
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