NOVEL NEXT The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 301
Chapter 301
As soon as the Six Eyes post was posted, combined with Jiang Yunhu's pre-recorded video as "evidence", it directly exploded on the homepage of the Xigao Forum, becoming the most popular of the day.
The students frantically @raise meowren under the post, leaving all kinds of unsightly swear words, demanding that the future immediately apologize with death.
Because the commotion was so loud that even Xing Kang and other school management were alarmed, they clicked into the post with a dazed expression, and came out with a dazed face.
The person concerned is still standing on the podium in the future, completely unaware that a new round of storm has been set off on the forum. Judging from his expression, his mentality has been messed up by the students, and he looks like a Sima.
If it weren't for the school's regulations that the teacher must answer the students' questions, he would have walked away long ago.Due to the performance bonus, he could only continue to take out a note and read out the question: "Do you like her?"
Future scolded: "Who is the 'she' you mentioned first?! Did I teach you in Chinese class that before using a pronoun, you must first identify the character's identity, otherwise you just give me a 'she', how can I Know who you're talking about???"
"Are you asking me about my mother? If you are asking me about my mother, she is amiable and has endured hardships. I like her very much. If you are asking about a girl in our class, I think she is kind, lovely, generous, and a flower of the motherland. , I like her very much too. Sorry if you are asking my girlfriend, I don’t have a girlfriend.”
Rocky raised his hand and asked with a smile, "Then what kind of girlfriend do you want to find?"
In the future, throw away the note and don't bother to argue about this kind of problem, otherwise someone will make a fuss about it, so he said casually: "Whatever, a woman is fine."
Seeing this, Liuyan posted another post, "The conditions for choosing a spouse in the future are exposed, suspected to be secretly in love with the cafeteria aunt"
Future sighed heavily and rubbed his swollen temples: "I really beg you, none of your questions are normal, and I really really don't know how to answer them. Is it me? Mentally retarded, or are you mentally retarded? I feel that I really can't communicate with you! Can't you ask some simple, clear, and easy-to-answer questions?"
He took out the next piece of paper, on which were written simple, clear, and easy-to-answer words: Are you there?
With a grimace, he threw the piece of paper to the ground, stepped on it dozens of times, and then picked it up and threw it into the trash can.
Next question: "What do you think of the serial post "Future Bible" on the forum?"
Future clicked his tongue, shook his head and said, "I really want to talk to you about this topic. Some students don't play forums very much, so they may not know what it is. Let me explain it to you. "Future Bible" is Xigao The most popular post on the forum is a serial post, which uploads all the videos of me getting angry and cursing in class, which is full of ugliness."
"From the shooting point of view, Jiang Yunhu, did you shoot the video of "Future Bible"? I just ask, are you out of your mind? Hmm? I really don't understand, what's the point of you posting this kind of video What I don’t even understand is that some people like to watch this kind of video, and it’s still the most popular in the forum? I even saw some students leave a message saying that they must listen to the "Future Bible" when they do their homework, and listen to it every day Dozens of times and hundreds of times. Do you think there is something wrong with this kind of person's psychology?"
"A few days ago, I was called by the teaching office to talk, because many students reported to the teaching office that they wanted to transfer to class 14 to take my class, saying that they would die without my class." Future He was immediately annoyed and laughed, "Aren't you saying it's funny? Our class is a well-known gangster class in the whole school. There are actually a bunch of students who actively want to transfer in. And they said that they would die if they didn't listen to my class? I reckon if you listen less You will die in every class, how fragile is your psychology?"
"There are even more extreme people. Guess what he is doing? He came to the forum to chat with me privately, gave me red envelopes, and begged me to scold him—send red envelopes to beg scolds! Have you ever heard of such absurd things?!"
"Sometimes, I really don't know what's wrong with the three views of your generation. Is it an honor to be scolded by the teacher? When I was studying, if I was scolded by the teacher, it would be embarrassing , feel ashamed, and vow to work hard. You guys actually feel that it is a very honorable thing to be scolded by the teacher, and you are fighting to be scolded. Are you sick or what? I really suggest these people to go to a psychiatrist quickly! "
Jiang Yunhu pressed the pause button, sent the freshly released video to Six Eyes, and secretly smiled: "The recording is over. Hurry up, the "Future Bible" can be updated."
Seeing the chaos below, everyone went to watch the new issue of "Future Bible".
He reluctantly threw the piece of paper away, opened the next question, and read out: "Every time I come to the office to ask you to answer questions, you lie on the table, like a corpse. I don't like your head teacher. "
The future suddenly became popular: "This classmate is really out of his mind! You came to me to answer questions, and I was lying on my stomach, so there was only one possibility - it was a lunch break. If I didn't lie on my stomach during the lunch break, what else could I do? I'll show you the square dance there, right? If you were really anxious, wouldn't you come in and shake me up? If you don't come in to call me, and you want to scold me here, what can I do?"
"Why don't you say that you don't like me as a head teacher. If you think I'm like a corpse, it doesn't matter if you don't like me. There will always be people who like me anyway."
Ye Nai whispered, "The fetishist likes you."
Future roared like a mad dog: "Coconut milk!!! Go to the back and stand for punishment!!!"
Ye Nai snorted, got up and went to the punishment station at the back of the classroom.
After killing Ye Liwei in the future, the classroom became quieter. He took out the next note with a sullen face, and read: "Teacher, I want to hear you meow like a pig."
There is also a QwQ kaomoji drawn on the back of this question, so soft and cute, you can tell it was written by Satang at a glance.
"Huh, huh, huh, huh!" Future picked up the tip of his nose, and began to learn the sound of a pig, and learned the sound like a pig, sometimes low, sometimes sharp, with ups and downs, those who didn't know thought it was opened in the school. a pigsty.
"Hahahahahaha!" The students burst into laughter when they saw this, and they all threw themselves forward and backward, clapping their hands on the table frantically.Granose himself laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
In this way, questions were drawn out one by one until the pieces of paper in the box were emptied, and amidst the laughter and cursing in the future, the questions and answers between teachers and students came to an end.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as the Six Eyes post was posted, combined with Jiang Yunhu's pre-recorded video as "evidence", it directly exploded on the homepage of the Xigao Forum, becoming the most popular of the day.
The students frantically @raise meowren under the post, leaving all kinds of unsightly swear words, demanding that the future immediately apologize with death.
Because the commotion was so loud that even Xing Kang and other school management were alarmed, they clicked into the post with a dazed expression, and came out with a dazed face.
The person concerned is still standing on the podium in the future, completely unaware that a new round of storm has been set off on the forum. Judging from his expression, his mentality has been messed up by the students, and he looks like a Sima.
If it weren't for the school's regulations that the teacher must answer the students' questions, he would have walked away long ago.Due to the performance bonus, he could only continue to take out a note and read out the question: "Do you like her?"
Future scolded: "Who is the 'she' you mentioned first?! Did I teach you in Chinese class that before using a pronoun, you must first identify the character's identity, otherwise you just give me a 'she', how can I Know who you're talking about???"
"Are you asking me about my mother? If you are asking me about my mother, she is amiable and has endured hardships. I like her very much. If you are asking about a girl in our class, I think she is kind, lovely, generous, and a flower of the motherland. , I like her very much too. Sorry if you are asking my girlfriend, I don’t have a girlfriend.”
Rocky raised his hand and asked with a smile, "Then what kind of girlfriend do you want to find?"
In the future, throw away the note and don't bother to argue about this kind of problem, otherwise someone will make a fuss about it, so he said casually: "Whatever, a woman is fine."
Seeing this, Liuyan posted another post, "The conditions for choosing a spouse in the future are exposed, suspected to be secretly in love with the cafeteria aunt"
Future sighed heavily and rubbed his swollen temples: "I really beg you, none of your questions are normal, and I really really don't know how to answer them. Is it me? Mentally retarded, or are you mentally retarded? I feel that I really can't communicate with you! Can't you ask some simple, clear, and easy-to-answer questions?"
He took out the next piece of paper, on which were written simple, clear, and easy-to-answer words: Are you there?
With a grimace, he threw the piece of paper to the ground, stepped on it dozens of times, and then picked it up and threw it into the trash can.
Next question: "What do you think of the serial post "Future Bible" on the forum?"
Future clicked his tongue, shook his head and said, "I really want to talk to you about this topic. Some students don't play forums very much, so they may not know what it is. Let me explain it to you. "Future Bible" is Xigao The most popular post on the forum is a serial post, which uploads all the videos of me getting angry and cursing in class, which is full of ugliness."
"From the shooting point of view, Jiang Yunhu, did you shoot the video of "Future Bible"? I just ask, are you out of your mind? Hmm? I really don't understand, what's the point of you posting this kind of video What I don’t even understand is that some people like to watch this kind of video, and it’s still the most popular in the forum? I even saw some students leave a message saying that they must listen to the "Future Bible" when they do their homework, and listen to it every day Dozens of times and hundreds of times. Do you think there is something wrong with this kind of person's psychology?"
"A few days ago, I was called by the teaching office to talk, because many students reported to the teaching office that they wanted to transfer to class 14 to take my class, saying that they would die without my class." Future He was immediately annoyed and laughed, "Aren't you saying it's funny? Our class is a well-known gangster class in the whole school. There are actually a bunch of students who actively want to transfer in. And they said that they would die if they didn't listen to my class? I reckon if you listen less You will die in every class, how fragile is your psychology?"
"There are even more extreme people. Guess what he is doing? He came to the forum to chat with me privately, gave me red envelopes, and begged me to scold him—send red envelopes to beg scolds! Have you ever heard of such absurd things?!"
"Sometimes, I really don't know what's wrong with the three views of your generation. Is it an honor to be scolded by the teacher? When I was studying, if I was scolded by the teacher, it would be embarrassing , feel ashamed, and vow to work hard. You guys actually feel that it is a very honorable thing to be scolded by the teacher, and you are fighting to be scolded. Are you sick or what? I really suggest these people to go to a psychiatrist quickly! "
Jiang Yunhu pressed the pause button, sent the freshly released video to Six Eyes, and secretly smiled: "The recording is over. Hurry up, the "Future Bible" can be updated."
Seeing the chaos below, everyone went to watch the new issue of "Future Bible".
He reluctantly threw the piece of paper away, opened the next question, and read out: "Every time I come to the office to ask you to answer questions, you lie on the table, like a corpse. I don't like your head teacher. "
The future suddenly became popular: "This classmate is really out of his mind! You came to me to answer questions, and I was lying on my stomach, so there was only one possibility - it was a lunch break. If I didn't lie on my stomach during the lunch break, what else could I do? I'll show you the square dance there, right? If you were really anxious, wouldn't you come in and shake me up? If you don't come in to call me, and you want to scold me here, what can I do?"
"Why don't you say that you don't like me as a head teacher. If you think I'm like a corpse, it doesn't matter if you don't like me. There will always be people who like me anyway."
Ye Nai whispered, "The fetishist likes you."
Future roared like a mad dog: "Coconut milk!!! Go to the back and stand for punishment!!!"
Ye Nai snorted, got up and went to the punishment station at the back of the classroom.
After killing Ye Liwei in the future, the classroom became quieter. He took out the next note with a sullen face, and read: "Teacher, I want to hear you meow like a pig."
There is also a QwQ kaomoji drawn on the back of this question, so soft and cute, you can tell it was written by Satang at a glance.
"Huh, huh, huh, huh!" Future picked up the tip of his nose, and began to learn the sound of a pig, and learned the sound like a pig, sometimes low, sometimes sharp, with ups and downs, those who didn't know thought it was opened in the school. a pigsty.
"Hahahahahaha!" The students burst into laughter when they saw this, and they all threw themselves forward and backward, clapping their hands on the table frantically.Granose himself laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
In this way, questions were drawn out one by one until the pieces of paper in the box were emptied, and amidst the laughter and cursing in the future, the questions and answers between teachers and students came to an end.
(End of this chapter)
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