The Most Random System

"What prostitute? What's the price?" Bai Bufan's ears automatically filtered out the most important thing.

Lin Li: "?"

"Are you sick?" The two said in unison.

"No, how do you even remember these things? Are you preparing for a trivia competition?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.

"It's just something you can remember with one glance."

Lin Li shook off Bai Bufan's hand, straightened his collar, and started showing off again.

Joining a trivia competition is not impossible; after all, I heard there's a question bank for that. I didn't know before and was amazed when I watched it, thinking everyone was so smart, all-knowing.

Bai Bufan was silent for a moment, then suddenly spoke: "Alliance of mountains and seas."

"Fishing for the moon in the sea." Lin Li immediately responded.

"Flowers before the moon."

Ding, Qu, Chen: "?"

Why did these two start playing idiom solitaire from zero frames? They only realized it now.

"Boundless prospects."

"Do what you can."

When Bai Bufan said this idiom, both of them laughed.

"Do whatever you want." Lin Li smiled.

"A nice idiom," Bai Bufan jojo-ed up, covering his face and laughed, "Then I'll respond—with do whatever you want."

"Did you really give an answer without thinking? What a formidable opponent, I've got it! Do whatever you want!"

"You're not bad either, but my idiom repertoire is stronger! Do! Whatever! You! Want!"

Watching the two who just started shouting one idiom, the three girls with microphones were silent.

What on earth are you two so excited about!

These two seemed like they had started idiom solitaire just for this moment.

"This is a KTV, not a place for idiom solitaire. Can we do things that are actually meant for KTV!" Ding Sihan shook the microphone in her hand and complained helplessly.

"Fair enough."

Lin Li nodded, then said to Bai Bufan, "Dude, stop messing around, let's sing a bit, your fingers are turning white from soaking."

"I'm messing with your dam, I'm just warning you not to steal my fruit platter." Bai Bufan immediately got into the groove, tapped Lin Li's hand, and gave him a disdainful glance, "Wang Gang can stay, the rest of you can take your sisters out hurry and change a batch for me..."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"What kind of KTV is this! Isn't this a bit too unorthodox!!"

"It's a business KTV, the quickest way to success." Lin Li said as if it was obvious.

A princess doesn't just appear in Disney; she can be in KTV too.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan received a scolding (microphone amplified version).

Then, the five continued singing. To prevent Lin Li from continuing his wicked mouth, Bai Bufan was ordered to sit next to him and keep watch.

After all, no move is as effective as just reporting you.

If there's a sign, it's going to be attacked, so Lin Li can only helplessly behave.

The afternoon passed with song after song.

There were duets, solo performances, and group singing.

Whenever Lin Li and Bai Bufan sang, they brought flair to the performance, swaying as they sang, calling it 'Double Swaying Dance.'

Although it was silly, the atmosphere was high, so even when Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan sang, they would stand and sway a bit, not feeling shy at all.

When it's time to tease, tease; at this time, Lin Li would only cheer and encourage energetically.

...

Chen Yu Ying's phone rang, and Lin Li, holding the microphone, paused, leaving only the accompaniment in the room.

Chen Yu Ying answered the phone, stepped outside, exchanged a few words, then came back and nodded to everyone, explaining: "My dad's driving this way, should be here in about ten minutes."

"That's really close, who is he preparing for?" Lin Li sharply commented.

Chen Yu Ying blinked.

It's really hard to guess.

Lin Li snapped his fingers: "Since it's about to end, 'An Unforgettable Evening', let's start!"

"Okay~" The other three slumped on the KTV sofa, though tired, all supported this decision.

"You guys are really delicate." Lin Li looked at them and laughed.

It's already four in the afternoon, and they've been singing intensely for three or four hours; singing seriously, sometimes even getting up and swaying, so now everyone is pretty tired except for Lin Li.

Lin Li indeed was more hyped than them, but his Qi Blood was strong, and he recovered quickly. Even if he's tired, a one-song break could let him sing three or four songs.

"Can still sing two songs, 'An Unforgettable Evening,' one more..." Chen Yu Ying put the phone on the sofa, headed to the song selection station, hesitated for a moment, then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, have you heard 'The Summer Blown By the Wind'?"

"Never heard of it, whose song is it?" Lin Li shook his head and curiously asked.

"Guo Donglin and Jin Sha sang it, it's an old song, pretty nice." Bai Bufan seemed to know, helping to explain to Lin Li.

"Guo Donglin can sing?" Qu Wanqiu sat up straight, a little confused.

"Guo Donglin is Lin Junjie, Lin Junjie is Guo Donglin, isn't that common sense?" Lin Li glanced at Qu Wanqiu when he heard it, finding her naïve.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

This, is this common sense?

Whose common sense is this?

"Alright then, never mind." Hearing that Lin Li couldn't sing it, Chen Yu Ying looked down with some regret and continued operating the song selection screen.

"Don't give up just yet, didn't you remember? This song is just like cheating, I can't sing it now, but I can learn, give me a minute to listen to half of it." Lin Li snapped his fingers and grabbed his phone, immediately heading outside.

Three seconds later, the KTV door opened, Lin Li poked his head in and added: "Turns out it'll take longer, NetEase Cloud wants me to watch a 30-second ad first, so one and a half minutes."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

This change of plan isn't Lin Li's fault for sure.

Soon, Lin Li returned triumphantly, came to Chen Yu Ying's side, confidently hit play, and reached for the microphone on the table, clinking it as if toasting with Chen Yu Ying's.

"I've got it now."

"Mm." Chen Yu Ying nodded, she believed him.

"[Remember yesterday_ that summer_the moment the breeze blew_ seem to overturn everything_ only loneliness willing to settle]" Even though he only listened to it once, Lin Li replaced Guo Donglin, looked at the lyrics on the big screen, and sang beautifully.

"[Now the wind still blows_ autumn rain follows_ the heat in the heart doesn't fade]" Chen Yu Ying's voice was very ethereal, giving a new feel compared to Jin Sha's.

He looked at the lyrics, she looked at him.

Occasionally, when he remembered the next line and didn't need to look at the screen, he'd turn and look at her, and she would give a sweet smile.

...

"Blue memories suddenly turn into sunny summer"

"The warmth in the air isn't far, winter doesn't seem to linger"

...

"This summer blown by the wind"

"This summer blown by the wind"

At the end of the duet, the two exchanged a glance and tacitly changed the last word from 'that' to 'this'.

As Lin Li clutched the microphone, the cold wind in the KTV followed his command, blowing wantonly in the room.

Thinking it was the air conditioner suddenly cooperating at this moment, Chen Yu Ying's smile became even brighter.

"Wahoo!!!"

After the song ended, the three on the sofa immediately applauded for the duo.

"By the way, it's already getting colder now, this summer, indeed officially ends, let's toast one last time on National Day!" Lin Li put down the microphone, took his drink from the coffee table with his left hand, and opened the front camera with his right.

Everyone laughed and squeezed into the frame, capturing the moment of clinking glasses.

The group's sing-along of "An Unforgettable Evening" ended, and they stood, quickly tidied up the trash, and left.

"Why have you been covering your butt?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan in confusion.

"It's nothing." After a whole afternoon of singing, Bai Bufan's voice was a bit hoarse, he shook his head and naturally let go of his hand.

But when he let go, his expression changed, immediately crossing his arms behind his back again, explaining, "Just a habit of putting my hands behind, it feels comfortable."

Damn, what's going on?

Why does it feel like there's wind blowing on my butt since we left the family KTV?

Nervously smiling, Bai Bufan felt a slight anxiety inside.

Mama Yinglong, save me!

——After all, the Wind Control has already been activated, might as well not waste the remaining time.

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