The Most Random System

[For one consecutive month, rise and diligently practice the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique before 5:00 AM, cumulate at least half an hour before 7:00 AM (30/30).]

[Task One completed]

[Do you want to use the "Random Reward Doubler Card (1/3)"?]

[You have used it.]

[You have received the reward: Physical Improvement: Comprehensive Recovery Ability increased by 100%; Qi Blood increased by 50%; Lower-grade Spirit Stone*20; System Currency*150.]

The increase in Qi Blood made Lin Li briefly feel warm, although each increase is 50% and the base is growing. However, because the previous BUFF effect is also in effect, the increase compared to the overall is decreasing, so Lin Li adapted faster than the previous two times.

This time, the time left for Tyson is really not much.

Youth is fleeting, and strength changes.

As for the reward doubling, it hit the comprehensive recovery ability in the Physical Improvement category.

This ability can recover various recoverable values in the human body, covering aspects like Mana, physical strength, and Spiritual Power, making it quite useful.

However, Lin Li most wanted the system currency to be doubled.

Had I known, I would have saved it to use on the Beauty task, but Lin Li only expresses this regret verbally and doesn't actually worry about it. He turned his gaze towards the system.

[A month flew by swiftly, the Cultivation Technique has initially formed, the path to ascension lies beneath your feet, but do not become prideful, the foundation remains unstable, you must work hard to fully master it, understand it thoroughly!]

[Time-Limited Task triggered!]

[Task One: Master the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique within two months.]

[Reward: Title: Fruit of Persistence; Physical Improvement: Qi Blood increased by 100% and physical strength increased by 100%; Medium-grade Spirit Stone*5; System Currency*200.]

[Fruit of Persistence: Upon equipping it, your efficiency in focusing on a task will slowly increase; the longer you cumulatively focus on this task, the greater the increase, with no upper limit.

When the title is removed, cumulative time is not reset.]

[The path of the body, forging has shown its initial effects, but has never been practical; there are still shortcomings. Seek sparring or actual combat to fill the gaps!]

[Task triggered!]

[Task Two: Seek out accomplished Body Cultivators for related sparring and gain victory or recognition (0/10)]

[Task Reward: Martial Arts related random ability*1.]

Triggered two tasks at once.

Not bad.

Just on the third, Lin Li's task bar was still filled with six tasks, but just now, it almost only had the Beauty task left.

Almost lost the goal.

Now with two more tasks, it looks much better.

Lin Li originally thought the next Task One would require him to persist in the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique for a year, but now it seems that's not the case.

To master the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique within two months.

This Cultivation Technique, over the course of a month, Lin Li has practiced the physical chapters all once, and due to a shortage of Spirit Stones at one point, he's practiced approximately three and a half Spiritual Qi chapters.

However, Lin Li doesn't think this task will be completed just by finishing the remaining half chapter of Spiritual Qi, otherwise, it wouldn't specifically mention mastery.

I fear it requires considerable mastery.

Since that's the case, although the task doesn't require it, Lin Li will continue to maintain the habit of rising early to practice every day.

This habit is quite nice.

Benefits of getting up early: More time, able to have breakfast, clear thinking conducive to reflection, good complexion, boost immunity...

Benefits of staying in bed: Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy...

One must admit, both have lots of benefits.

However, Lin Li worries that after enjoying himself again, he'll be infatuated with this feeling once more.

Lin Li hasn't forgotten his early days when he got the system and needed to rise early every day, groaning right on schedule; at that time, without his boss's protection and encouragement, he would have long given up.

Once I succeed in cultivation, I'll torch all helicopters around the world for him.

Now, it's barely a habit, so better not abandon it.

Perhaps the best time to practice the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique is morning before seven.

The rewards for this task are also extravagantly rich.

Spirit Stones, system currency, Physical Improvement all are great, and there's one title in Lin Li's opinion that's heaven-defying — [Fruit of Persistence].

Though it mentions the increase is "slow," the phrase "no upper limit" is too eye-catching.

And changing the title doesn't affect this accumulation, unlike [Thunder Attractor] whereby removing it resets progress.

If I had gotten this title on the first day I received the system, perhaps my efficiency in practicing the Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique now would be overwhelmingly high.

Of course, it might not surpass the 50% from [Light of Xiling].

But [Light of Xiling] is restricted to orthodox cultivation techniques, whereas [Fruit of Persistence] has no such limits.

Take sleeping as an example, theoretically, deep sleep could also be considered focused sleeping, so wouldn't equipping this title during sleep mean that my sleep efficiency gradually increases, sleeping five minutes equates to being awake for two hours?

Focused learning, focused exercise, anything can increase efficiency.

Focus isn't difficult for Lin Li, just thinking about it makes the future look promising, itching to get this title now.

Wait a minute, Lin Li's expression froze.

——How does focused masturbation count?

When masturbating, I'm quite serious, my mind filled with lust, highly concentrated.

Theoretically, the efficiency of masturbation might also increase, but the problem is how this improvement gets reflected on me?

Does it make you faster, or make it more pleasurable?

If it makes you faster, those situations could be treated with medication...

If you're neither weak nor premature, isn't that incredibly wretched?

Although Lin Li has studied, given early humans were more susceptible to predator attacks during mating, at a point in human evolution, premature ejaculation must have been an evolutionary advantage.

But this advantage isn't needed now.

System! Answer me! Speak!

The damned system remains silent today.

Anyway, never mind, in the future when I get the title, I'll just remove it during lewd moments.

Moreover, considering this now is premature, I can't obtain it anytime soon.

As for the second sparring task, it might not be as easy to complete as before with "accomplished" being some sort of filter criteria.

It also requires me to win, which means I can't pretend like I did with Xiaozhou and throw the match early.

Could I beat Xiaozhou now?

Does this task require sparring with ten people, or can I spar ten times with one person?

If I smash Xiaozhou ten times, will I complete the task?

Let's try it tomorrow.

For now, let's try something else.

"Looks like you're not quite an accomplished Body Cultivator," Lin Li shook his head in disappointment.

Bai Bufan, whose brain was still offline: "?"

He was sleeping soundly when suddenly Lin Li dragged him into an exhilarating body confrontation, leaving him begging for mercy. Afterward, Lin Li tossed him aside, looking at him with disdain.

Not a buddy.

Are you crazy?

College seniors should be quite afraid of Lin Li, after all, not everyone can pass this kind of preliminary test.

"What time is it now?" Bai Bufan's muddled brain could only muster this question.

"It's 6:30 in the morning."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Lin Li, damn it!" Bai Bufan struggled to get up, trying to grab Lin Li.

Lin Li tried to rush out the door.

He didn't succeed, the lodging's quality was decent.

...

Continuing to study driving test knowledge with "Enhanced Learning," I've boasted in front of them, so I can't let everyone down, I must surely get that license.

If I really can't get it, I'll look for those certificate engraving services on utility poles and walls I've seen since childhood; Lin Li has always been curious about the process behind them.

After Chen Yu Ying woke up and practiced riding the electric scooter with her in the morning, Lin Li returned the scooter to the store.

The crooked merchant claimed it had some wear from his riding and deducted five bucks from the deposit.

The tire tread was gone, couldn't you just draw it back with a marker?

A problem that could be solved with a marker; why replace the tire?

When Lin Li walked back to the lodge, the other three were already up and had mostly packed their stuff.

Since they were heading home in the afternoon, no one went out for lunch, and they didn't treat Lin Li like a workhorse to keep making meals; instead, they ordered takeout together.

This time it was actual takeout, after Lin Li watched everyone order, leaving Ding Sihan quite frustrated.

Lunch ended.

The table was a mess.

This time, before Lin Li could speak, everyone instinctively looked towards Qu Wanqiu, who also pulled out that one yuan with a mischievous smile.

Although it was quite baffling, that one yuan had become an unspoken rule among them.

Toss it at someone, and that person has to "clean up by themselves," Bai Bufan's most significant action.

Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li.

Qu Wanqiu stood up and started to walk around the dining table.

"Throwing in a handkerchief now?" Lin Li said with a laugh.

Stopped laughing.

If I hadn't said that, would the note have landed on Bai Bufan's head?

Alas, there were no 'ifs'.

"Yeah! Yeah!" Surviving Bai Bufan cheered happily.

"Serves you right for tossing it to me yesterday, self-inflicted!" Qu Wanqiu said proudly.

"Oh man, how was I supposed to know we'd order takeout at the lodge for lunch, I thought last night's supper was the last meal. If I knew there was lunch, I would've saved it to toss to Ding Sihan at noon." Lin Li said regretfully.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li, you deserve it!"

The four cold-hearted people just watched pitiful Lin Li clean up the mess all by himself, small, pitiful, and helpless.

Actually, they could've just left without cleaning anything, and the lodge should have someone come clean it, but since it was a 'freebie', doing that wouldn't leave a good impression.

For their last activity in the afternoon, everyone took the remaining snacks and drinks and headed to the lodge's family KTV.

With five people singing with no problem, no one needed to go easy on anyone; if someone went off-tune or cracked, they'd immediately become the target of everyone's ridicule, the people around were just that mean.

——The people around included Lin Li, Lin Li, Lin Li, and Lin Li.

Every time someone sang poorly, Lin Li would immediately mock them, imitating them with sarcastic and ironic tones.

Not even sparing Chen Yu Ying, it was truly an unbridled attack.

So when it was Lin Li's turn to sing, everyone would immediately focus intently, listening closely, nitpicking, just waiting for Lin Li to make a tiny mistake so they could mock him back.

Unfortunately, Deep Blue gave Lin Li some points this round.

Hehe.

"Thunk——"

Lin Li was pinned against the wall, as a teary-eyed Bai Bufan grabbed his collar and with a voice choked with emotion demanded:

"I've been wanting to ask since the autumn outing! Lin Li! Tell me! Have you been attending other morning classes behind my back?"

We clearly agreed to go together, obviously...

However, faced with the tearful Bai Bufan, Lin Li, the cold and heartless man, looked calm:

"So what if I did, so what if I didn't."

"Between us, it's already over."

Bai Bufan covered his eyes with his arm, his voice hoarse: "You betrayed me! We clearly agreed! What does this mean for the promises we made back then!"

Lin Li instantly switched to a broadcaster's tone:

"It's a saying, 'sea vow and mountain alliance', when lovers swear to love each other, metaphorically indicating that love should be as everlasting as the mountains and the sea, from Xin Qiji's 'To the Prostitute by the Southern River'——'Parting tears are few, but pledges are always distant'."

Bai Bufan: "?"