The Most Random System

Thankfully Zhou Baowei didn't hold back his screams, otherwise he might have been tempted to try it himself.

But now it's confirmed that the machine is functioning properly.

After repositioning the electrodes on Lin Li's body, he gave Lin Li an appreciative yet amused look — so it turns out he's a true strongman.

The battle spirit of the Thunder Technique Master ignited fiercely as well.

"Very good, young man, you are the calmest person we've had since the start of this event. It's now level six, quite painful, equivalent to a nail piercing your finger."

Lin Li did a swift sit-up like a carp leaping, but then lay back down again.

Although the Purity and Righteousness Thunder-Controlling Body was enhanced by 100%, it was still only moderately successful. The endurance had limited improvement and by the time it reached level five, Lin Li was already feeling uncomfortable, which was why he hadn't said anything all along.

Level six truly lives up to its name, very painful.

Seeing Lin Li's carp-like sit-up, the Thunder Technique Master smiled reassuringly: "How about it, young man, does it hurt?"

"Absolutely no sensation," Lin Li only said these four words.

"Alright, now it's level seven, extremely painful, equivalent to falling off a bike, sliding a bit across the ground, causing large abrasions and contusions." The Thunder Technique Master greatly admired Lin Li but didn't show any mercy as he increased it by another level.

"Inhale—exhale—"

"Inhale—exhale—"

Lin Li was now sitting upright, his entire body tensed, and started breathing audibly.

"Still, no, feel, ing." Lin Li didn't wait for him to ask and spoke up on his own.

"Hang in there, honey! I'm right here with you. You must give our family a little brother or sister for Bao Wei!" Bai Bufan, at this moment, clenched his fist and cheered Lin Li on.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Did I speak too late? Am I stuck playing the son in this role play?

But—

"Mom, hang in there!" Zhou Baowei clenched his fists and cheered.

"Next, level eight, intense pain, equivalent to the pain of a gallstone attack that can make someone writhe on the bed," said the Thunder Technique Master as he increased it again.

"Ah dammit!!" At the moment of increase, Lin Li finally let out a sound.

His stretched fingers had squished the cushion into a massive deformation, and his upper body swayed uneasily back and forth.

"Young man, how are you feeling now? Is it getting uncomfortable? Do you need to say the safe word?" The Thunder Technique Master was in a good mood, feeling that this was the proper response, and softly asked.

"How could it be! Ah! No power! Ah ah ah! No sensation at all! Master! Is this machine—ah ah ah—is it out of power?!" Surrendering was impossible, Lin Li was determined not to admit defeat, discovering that shouting indeed alleviated the pain, he cried out helplessly.

The Thunder Technique Master: "..."

Can you still challenge me?

"Then we're about to move on to level nine, explosive pain, bone fracture level of pain where some people might black out from the agony in reality," the Thunder Technique Master placed his finger on the machine and gently pressed it.

"Dammit dammit dammit! Feels great!! Ah ah! Feels amazing!! Ah ah! Dammit!! Feels so damn good! Master! Did you not eat? The shock, it—it doesn't feel as powerful as an Apple charger! Needs charging!! No power!! No strength!!"

At this moment, Lin Li, on the reclining chair, was writhing like a maggot, his expression contorted, but the words coming out of his mouth were incredibly carefree.

In that sentence, only the words "I", "die", "ah" were probably true.

The Thunder Technique Master chose to remain silent and then lowered his head to hold back his laughter.

Isn't it clear whether it hurts or not?

While Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei beside him were already laughing and rolling on the ground.

Being able to see Lin Li like this was worth it!

"Dammit, I dare say, Thanos snaps and Lin Li is gone but his mouth would still be saying 'That's it, Thanos, that's it?' Hahahahaha!" Zhou Baowei sat on the ground, slapping his thigh.

"Hang in there honey! Hahaha! You must hang in there for the sake of our child!" Bai Bufan watched his beloved wife undergoing such torment and painfully laughed out loud.

When people are extremely saddened, they will laugh, and Bai Bufan believed this was the situation he was in now.

"Sweetie! What do you mean, bear with it? This is goddamn enjoyment! It's enjoyment! I'm feeling—I'm feeling relaxed!" Lin Li's body trembled as he turned around and gave Bai Bufan a thumbs up.

"Alright, young man, next is level ten labor pain. If you endure this pain for ten minutes, you can win four coupons worth a discount of five off one hundred at our store and some maternity and baby products. No one has won yet, maybe you can be the first, hang in there!"

The Thunder Technique Master was also moved by Lin Li's spirit, applauding while mercilessly upgrading.

——Ding——

——Buzz Buzz Buzz——

The current frantically surged into Lin Li's body, already far exceeding the Purity and Righteous Thunder-Controlling Body limit.

It was as if his ears were ringing, and every sound and scene in the world seemed to drift away from him.

He wanted to die.

And to hold on for ten minutes?

Impossible.

This was Lin Li's thought now, dazed, even a bit blurred, wondering if he was screaming.

Oh, seemed like he was screaming all along, feeling tired, wanting to sleep.

Might as well go have a sip of QQ Mie Mie Delicious Meipucha…

The thought of giving up became irrepressible after it surfaced.

"Q, Q, Mie, Mie…" Lin Li's mouth had already started instinctively wanting to say the safe word, his voice was low, but he was indeed speaking.

"Mom! Hold on! Don't faint! You can do it!" Zhou Baowei, with tears in his eyes, started wildly laughing and encouraging.

Mother's love! Mother's love!

A mother's love truly is the greatest power in this world, and Zhou Baowei's voice renewed Lin Li's spirit as a new mother once again!

He couldn't give up just yet!

His child, his husband, they're all waiting for him!

Yelling words like familial bond and ties, Lin Li sat straight up on the recliner again.

"Honey, when it's painful, just hold my hand, let me give you strength," Bai Bufan also teared up, laughing wildly as he reached his helping hand to Lin Li.

Lin Li didn't refuse, and even had light in his eyes, the light of love. He immediately held Bai Bufan's hands tightly.

Then.

Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique, activate!

Damn it, I'm electrifying electrifying electrifying electrifying electrifying!

"Aaaaaa!!!!" Bai Bufan suddenly began screaming, which scared Zhou Baowei and the Thunder Technique Master quite a lot.

"What's the matter, Dad, did Mom grab you really hard?" Zhou Baowei asked, surprised.

"No, no! The electricity is passing through to me, damn it!!" Bai Bufan's voice trembled, half-kneeling on the ground, struggling to pull his hand back.

"Young man, don't joke around," the Thunder Technique Master replied laughingly waving it off, "the current of this machine doesn't transmit that way to others."

"No, there's really electricity! Master! The machine is leaking electricity! Master! Ah!! Stop it! Quickly turn off the machine! QQ Mie Mie Delicious Meipucha, QQ Mie Mie Delicious..." Bai Bufan continued to scream.

The Thunder Technique Master shook his head helplessly yet amusedly.

A safe word is meaningless unless spoken by the person themselves, he naturally wouldn't end the challenge.

It's just that these kids.

One was electrocuted to death but insisted there was no electricity.

The other wasn't electrocuted at all, but claimed he was being electrocuted to death.

You guys are really [finger-pointing].