The Most Random System

"You lie down first." The Thunder Dao expert pointed to the reclining sofa next to the childbirth experience machine and said to Lin Li.

Lin Li lay down.

This chair, this lighting, inexplicably has a feeling of getting a tooth pulled, making Lin Li feel a bit toothache and start hallucinating the sound of a small drill.

Please, wisdom teeth, don't grow anymore. Lin Li never wants to experience the torture of getting wisdom teeth pulled again.

"Lift your shirt and reveal your belly." The Thunder Dao expert sat nearby, moved the chair to Lin Li's side, and said to him.

Lin Li obediently complied.

Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li's abs, feeling disgusted and nauseous.

This is not Lin Li at all.

The Thunder Dao expert slowly attached four machine connectors to Lin Li's belly while kindly saying, "Young man, now think of a safe word and confirm it with me."

Lin Li: "?"

Safe word? Thunder method senior, are you playing SM here by yourself? Safe word?

Perhaps seeing Lin Li's confusion, the Thunder Dao expert explained, "Because many people instinctively start saying rejection words when experiencing pain, having a safe word lets me know if you really intend to quit."

"Alright." Lin Li nodded.

"It's best not to choose one that's too long because I'm afraid you won't be able to say it completely." The Thunder Dao expert added.

This suggestion was indeed sincere.

However, Lin Li's goal was to bravely endure the trial, so saying the safe word was out of question.

"Then the safe word will be 'QQ Bah Bah tasty Bah Bah tea'." Lin Li said.

"You sure it's QQ Bah..." The Thunder Dao expert stopped midway.

"Say it." Lin Li looked expectant.

"I've remembered it now, young man, this is what you chose yourself, don't blame me if you can't say it later." The Thunder Dao expert coughed twice, then confirmed with Lin Li.

Lin Li nodded.

It seems he wasn't leaving himself a way out.

"Alright, you can pull your shirt back down, here's a pillow for you. When the pain comes, gripping it can help relieve some. Now, I'm going to start from level one gradually to level ten." The four connectors were all attached, the Thunder Dao expert said.

"Hmm." Lin Li took the pillow and nodded.

"Now it's level 1, mild pain, like a mosquito bite." The Thunder Dao expert pressed the machine, turned his head to look at Lin Li, "No problem, right?"

"No feeling at all." Lin Li showed heroic disdain.

The Thunder Dao expert's expression didn't change, if it hurt they'd be wrong, so his smile was still kind, and he immediately increased the level, "Now it's level two, slightly painful, like the numbness after anesthesia wears off."

"Like kids playing house." Lin Li nodded.

"Now it's level three, starting to really hurt, like the sharp pain when paper slices your fingertip."

"No feeling." Lin Li shook his head.

He's really feeling nothing.

With Purity and Righteousness Thunder-Controlling Dao Body, so far, Lin Li not only had no negative feelings, but even felt quite comfortable.

Seeing Lin Li's expression unchanged, the Thunder Dao expert was a bit surprised, then continued to increase, "Level four, stubbing your big toe on a table corner."

"Ow, pain!"

The Thunder Dao expert finally heard the sound he wanted to hear, turned his head ready to speak, only to find it was Zhou Baowei who made the sound.

Thunder Dao expert: "..."

"Why does it hurt for you!" he asked, confused.

Zhou Baowei scratched his head, "Master, you described it too vividly, my phantom limb seemed to hit it."

Thunder Dao expert: "..."

When he looked at protagonist Lin Li, he found that although Lin Li was no longer so at ease, his expression was still calm, which was unexpected.

This level of pain shouldn't be unbearable, but it shouldn't be as if everything was okay.

"Level five, persistent pain, like the continuous pain after twisting your ankle." He had no choice but to keep increasing the level.

However, Lin Li's facial features remained calm.

"Master, did you electrify it?" asked Bai Bufan.

Not pal, he didn't come here to watch this, he wanted to see Lin Li yelling in pain, then laughing mockingly at Lin Li while standing with hands on hips.

"The machine's fine, I just used it." Being questioned like this, the Thunder Dao expert also felt a bit insecure.

Bai Bufan simply lifted Lin Li's shirt, looked for a while, then said, "They're all tightly attached, Master, can I take one off and try it on myself?"

With permission granted, Bai Bufan directly removed one connector and attached it to his own belly.

"How's it?" The Thunder Dao expert asked.

"There's a bit of feeling, but just a bit, doesn't hurt. Bao Wei, do you want to try?" Bai Bufan's expression had only puzzled frowning, completely okay, nodded at Zhou Baowei.

The Thunder Dao expert was now completely in self-doubt.

"Is it really so weak? I distinctly remember being in constant pain after spraining last time." Hearing this, Zhou Baowei was a bit interested too, he pulled off a connector and attached it to his belly.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, ahhhhh!!!!" The moment it attached, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei screamed simultaneously.

Both hurriedly tore off the connectors, faces showing dread and fear.

After the dread and fear subsided, Zhou Baowei's emotion changed to anger.

— He grabbed Bai Bufan's collar: "Damn you Bai Bufan! You deliberately held it in just to wait for me to put it on too!"

This kid actually kept enduring without shout, just waiting for himself to also put it on.

Such damn brotherly camaraderie.

The Thunder Dao expert let out a long sigh of relief.