The great shinobi writer

Shikamaru, who was staring intently at the meat, sighed in annoyance, "Ugh, it's such a drag. If I could, I wouldn't go either."

Neither I nor Choji spoke. Choji was too focused on the grilling meat to hear what Ino was saying. Although I heard her, I had no intention of going to school!

Ino was a bit upset. She first glared at Shikamaru, then said to me, "You shouldn't be so unambitious! You should at least learn from Sasuke. Excellent boys are popular with girls at school. Being alone at home is so boring."

"I don't want to go," I said, my eyes focused on the grill sharp as diddy's, Seeing that a piece of meat.

….wait that sounded wrong….

Whatever meat is already cooked, I quickly grabbed it with my chopsticks, put it in my mouth.

' ~AAhhhh~ '

'Such a juicy and tender meat' I thought and chewed as I spoke, "School is also boring. At home, I'm free."

"Ah! You're too sneaky!" Choji cried out, horrified that I had taken the first piece of juicy meat, and quickly began to grab his own share of meat.

Shikamaru also quickly reached for the meat.

Ino, however, didn't rush to grab it from the grill. She was still angry and said to me, "Do you want to be a useless person for life? you need to find a good girl and to do that, you need to become an excellent shinobi,. Takumi, this won't do."

"Hurry up and eat the barbecue!" I said, my words muffled by the juicy meat.

"Takumi, did you hear me? Remember to sign up for the Shinobi Academy!" Ino emphasized again.

" With your abilities, you should be able to skip a grade and join our class. I will talk with my father to ensure it happens" Ino continued.

I swallowed the grilled meat while suddenly smiling, I suddenly changed the subject by saying, "Ino, here's a scary thing: the meat is gone."

"Ahh—this damn Choji, he's almost eaten all the yakiniku!" Ino screamed and joined the scramble for the reaming grilled beef.

I however, didn't promise Ino that I would go to school. I find school incredibly boring. Moreover being with them means I will be targeted by everyone as a means to hurt them.

And the biggest problem, being under constant observation. It is also one of the main reason I have not interacted much with Naruto after all. Who would want to be watched 24/7 through someone's balls and have his movement be constantly monitored by his forbidden lover's puppets.

And to top it all off this all is happening because some peeping tom could not find it in his heart to kill or at the very least punish his lover even after he tried to kill him and costed him everything...…

'SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU DANZO! FUCK YOU!!!!!. I HOPE YOU DIE BY SCAPHISM.' I RAGED.

I bought a tare bowl near my face to hide my expreion from other. Although they were to busy eating and wolfing down beef to care about it. I can't to careful.

After all, I have to experience the that day every night. I relive that day every time I sleep. I see everything happen in slow motion but am not able to do anything about it. Able to save nobody, do nothing. Watch as they kill my(original) father, destroy everything I cared for.... Watching it replay everyday in my dreams sure did a number on my physic.

I clearly remember the mark on the half burnt tongue of the bandit that fell near me. I have enough canon knowledge to know that was no ordinary bandit raid. This is my second reason for coming to Konoha after all.

'I will have my revenge danzo!. I will make you regret everything you did. And you will not die a painless death. I will dismantle everything you have, love, desire…. And only then will my revenge be complete.'

I tried to remove myself from that corner of the brain and refous on the current conversation. After all, if I do not want anybody to have whiff of what I am cooking. Bye the time anyone notice it. It will be too late to do anything about it.

I control my expression and smooth out my face and bring down the tare bowl and think of my current situation.

 Being at home is also boring, and I felt it is time to find something about it. I couldn't become the first Transmigrater in history to simply eat and wait for death; that would be too embarrassing. After all I have some people to send to hell.

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"Hey, did you know? The new book of 'Icha Icha Paradise' has been released! I'm going to buy it right away!"

"You just found out? I bought it yesterday! The big new book, as always, is 'honest' in its depiction... Hehehe..."

At that moment, the laughter of two drunk men drifted into his ears, their conversation clearly revolving around the infamous Jiraiya's 'Icha Icha paradise'. I irritably scoffed to myself,

 I had in fact completely read the entire Icha Icha paradise that has been released till now. And while it only be a mid-tier at best in my original world, not comparable to LOTM, RR, Harry Potter, or the classics in my world.

But I do admit that. In such a dry entertainment industry it is at least somewhat better than the rest because of its adulterers' ways. Although even I have to admit that while it is not comparable to many of the novels in my origin world. It is quite descriptive and easy to understand and immerse oneself in it. Though it obviously can't compare to the legendary KAMASUTRA in its imagery.

.....Wait a minute! Novels?

Suddenly, I had a bold idea. I could write novels, even draw manga, or make movies, bringing the classics from I previous world to this one. It would be a way to kill time and make money—what's not to like?

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With this i have uploaded all the works i had managed to recover. comment if there is any problem or you see any error. this is my first time writing anything as well. 

upload period will be same. 1 chapter per day at the same time. With the chapter being 1300 words minimum to 1600 words each.

But i have challenges for all of you dear readers.

if we reach 100 collections i will release a bonus chapter as well or if we reach 25 power stones i will again upload another chapter together with daily upload. so, if you want me to slave away and write them please be sure to and this to your collection and give me your power stones.