The Dogtooth family

Okay so here I am, a dog human hybrid with a dream of being a mob boss, a title only held by the world's greatest criminals, fighting a gangster wearing a giant tuxedo to save a half lizard half human girl.

Up to speed? Good. Because it only gets stupider from here.

LIKE MY SUIT DOG?!" Spanks shouted from the top of his giant suit.

Eh, I've seen better". I said, pointing my very own suit which enraged him for some reason. Why do I say this?

Because he raised his giant hand to strike.

Giant Suit style first form: Nice threads!

BOOM!*

Before I could even react, his hand crushed me right into the ground which sent shockwaves far and wide across the city and well damn...

It was fucking painful!

So was it all worth it you idiot?" My conscience said as it floated around my broken body.

You barely know these people but look at the attack you just took for them! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

He was right though. I was stupid. I couldn't even help them if I wanted to..

But this was it, I could feel my consciousness fading..

That is until I saw Maria's face...

Such a scared little girl...

Relying on me to help her out..

Help her dad out..

Help her whole town out...

Why was this so familiar?

Then I saw it again..

The vision...

Or was it a memory?...

The forest, the man who looked just like me..

He was fighting an army of monsters

And losing?!

But he was still fighting. For what you ask?

For me.

Those monsters wanted to kill me...

I looked at myself and saw I was a weak and scrawny..

I was a weakling...

But this guy, whoever he was, still tried to keep me safe from those monsters, despite losing badly!

I don't know what that vision meant but I knew one thing! I was gonna safe Maria from Spanks.

And maybe I'll change my outlook on weaklings..

I got back up and faced Spanks and although it hurt  like hell I was ready to duke it out!

WOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT IN A HURRY TO DIE ARENT YOU?!"

Spanks then raised his arm again and I prepared for another strike until..

Giant Suit Style second form: Tailor Made!

He tossed me high up into the air and shot one of his arms into the air!

I was trying my best to get a hold of myself but my wounds had other plans!  I was losing boatloads of blood and it was becoming harder to even see Spanks flying at me at full speed..

Or the giant arm flying at me from behind!

But that didn't stop me from unleashing my ultimate attack!

Doggystyle tenth form: Great Dane!

Giant suit style third form: Fashionista!

BOOOM!!*

I punched Spanks' fist and the shockwave could've been seen for miles..

But both of  Spanks enormous fists crashed into me at both sides and sent me crashing right back were I was, leaving a giant sinkhole in the wake of the damage!

Damn.. did I really just lose?

Spanks reattached his arm and landed back down to see Maria running into the hole to look after me...

Spike! NO! Im so sorry I put you through all this! This is all my fault! If only I wasn't so cowardly! If only I took the chance like my voice said..."

Hey k..kid! C'mon! It's only a lit..ttle scratch! I.. I'll be fine alright!" I stammered as I notices Spanks approaching.

WELL THAT WAS FUN. BUT ITS TIME TO DIE! GET AWAY FROM MARIA! I WANT TO GET RID OF YOU FOR ALL THE TOWNSPEOPLE TO SEE!"

NOOO! I'm not going anywhere you asshole! This guy risked his life for mine and I won't let you hurt him!" Maria said and held onto me tightly.

FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU GREEN BRAT! ILL JUST HAND YOUR BODY OVER TO YOUR 'DADDY' AS A GIFT!"

That's when he raised his hand for another attack..

This as it.. Maria and I were about to die..

And that damn feeling of nostalgia came back...

I was gonna have another vision until I heard it..

NOOOOOO!"

Farmer lept in front of us and blocked Spanks' way. He was absolutely ready to die if it meant protecting his daughter.

You want them dead?! You want to see me suffer?!  Why?! What did I do to you that makes you hate me and my town so much!!"

But Spanks merely grabbed Farmer and raised him to his face..

Daddy!" Maria shouted but just when he was about to help him..

No dear, stay right there! I'll be fine!" Farmer shouted at her, and she reluctantly obeyed her adoptive father.

AWWW! HOW CUTE! A FATHER READY TO SAVE HER DAUGHTER! IF ONLY HE WAS SO SERIOUS ABOUT SAVING HIS SON!"

H..how did you know about my...no... Sam?!"

NO! NOT SAM! SPANKS NOW! YOU DONT GET TO CALL ME THAT! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID YOU..."

I'm so sorry Sam! I didn't mean to.."

Sam?! What's going on daddy?" Maria asked her father.

GO ON "DADDY"! LOOKS LIKE YOUR DEAR OLD DAUGHTER DOESNT KNOW ABOUT YOUR FORGOTTEN SON! HOW ABOUT YOU ENLIGHTEN HER EH?"

I.. I'm sorry Maria.. he right, it's time I told you...

The real reason I left Podgea..." Farmer began..

I was as my name suggested, a humble farmer in Podgea with my wife and son, Sam, before it became the no man's land it is now... But when it did, my home was one of the first to fall.

CONTINUE YOU OLD FOOL! YPURE GETTING TO MY FAVORITE PART!"Spanks shouted.

It was a happy life. Sam was as cute as a boy could be and the best son a guy could ask for and my wife was no different. I thought that my life couldn't get any better. I was right because when Podgea fell to the forces of the Capoes, the current rulers of Capo Initiative, my house was destroyed.

I survived the wreckage but my wife didn't. I tired to look for my son but...

LIES! LIES! YOU DIDNT LOOK GOR ME! YOU LEFT ME THERE TO DIE! IT WAS HORRIBLE! THE DARKNESS, THE HORROR OF IT ALL. I WAS GONNA DIE! BUT I DIDN'T AND I CRAWLED OUT OF THE RUBBLE ONLY TO SEE MOM LONG DEAD AND YOU LONG GONE! I CHECKED THE NEXT HOUSE TO SEE ANOTHER YOUNG LAD DYING UNDER THE RUBBLE OF HIS OWN HOME. I WASN'T GONNA LET HIM DIE TO AND SAVED HIS LIFE."

ONCE I PICKED HIM UP, HE SAID HE FORGOT HIS OWN NAME SO I CALLED HIM MY NUMBER 2!

THEN TOGETHER WE MADE A PROMISE TO PUNISH YOU FOR ABANDONING US YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A FATHER!!"

Please son, I tied my best to look for you for days! I was devastated when I couldn't find you!"

NOT AS MUCH AS IM ABOUT TO DECIMATE YOU RIGHT NOW!" Spanks shouted and raised his hand above the one holding Farmer and threatened to crush him as he was being held!

As he was about to crush Farmer, all I did was laugh histerically

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!" Spanks said to me in rage.

Well you just called the man ready to risk it all to save his daughter, who may I remind you isn't even his  biological child!"

Yeah! Daddy's been the best dad ever and doesn't deserve all this! Please let him go!"

LET HIM GO?! PLEASE! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF  TIME TILL HE BETRAYS YOU TOO! AND ILL BE DAMNED IF I LET THIS DEADBEAT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND!!" And as Spanks said this, he quickly lowered his hand to squash Farmer and it was it..

Farmer was dead...

Well, he was supposed to be...

Maria watched Spanks giant hand lower onto Farmer but was distracted by that damn voice again...

You have to kill.. if not daddy will die!!"

Maria tried to resist it's influence..

Let it all out or lose everything!"

Or else it would happen again...

Destroy the asshole!"

Just like her old home...

Then just a second before Spanks crushed Farmer, his hand stopped moving.

Why you ask?

Because he wasn't in his giant suit anymore...

His giant head, where is actual body was supposed to be, fello ff his body..

Or should I say ripped off..

And did that you ask...

It was none other than Maria..

Or was it?

THE END FOR NOW...