NOVEL NEXT 274: What’s For Dinner
Soooo, Zoe had been reading my comedy poems! That meant I needed to get to writing something funny! Hop to it, Sam. Let's eat butt cheeks in lines of majesty.
"What's For Dinner"
It ain't no flick
when you get a lick.
How's this for a click?
Do ya like it slick?
Dish me up a cheek.
Nice and sleek.
Serve it with leeks.
I'll sleep for a week.
Went to cheek creek.
Plenty 'o squeak.
You could hear 'em weep.
"More burgers, not sheep!"
Do ya like some ass?
Best in class?
Want it with a char?
And a bit 'o lard?
I'll give it to ya hard.
And dance on the bar.
Good time you'll have.
If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.
We're all kinda mad.
That's what ya get
when yo ass ain't fit.
So, come on down
we're right past town.
The farm's so hot
most of us're not.
We sure like our steaks.
You takin' the bait?
Yo ass is what's for dinner.
We know you're a winner.
LMAO. Holy fuck balls, did I just write that? Oh god, it was so bad. I had to find out how HC was putting this stuff to music. I NEEDED to do it. NOW!
Ayela: HC!
Ayela: HC!
Ayela: HC!
HC: LOL! WTF? I'm right here!
Ayela: stop playing Bum and Get It!
HC: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Ayela: LMAO. Tell me NOW. How do I put a poem to music digitally?
HC: LOL. That good, eh? Okay: Link to SortOfMusicButNotReally
It's imperfect. But, it'll do in a pinch. Have fun!
Ayela: are you eating ass?
HC: LMAO- digitally. My wife loves it.
Ayela: god, I did not need to know that
HC: LOL. Send the song when you've got it
Ayela: 👍
I opened SortOfMusicButNotReally and put my poem in. First generation was horrid. Second. Oh. My. God. No. Fucking. Way. Rock/Country cross over.
I ran to the toilet. Trust me. Do not listen to this without peeing first.
Play "What's For Dinner" by Ayela Arcana
I listened to it three more times then went back to Discord.
Ayela: is your bladder empty?
HC: lol. now there's a question. . .
Okay. Ready.
Ayela: Link to "What's For Dinner"
HC: LMAO. OMG. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? This is the best 54-second song ever made!!!! My wife is DYING laughing.
Ayela: frfr, OMG, I'm in pain I'm laughing so hard.
HC: Put it in Zoe's server NOW. Then the Special Streaks.
Ayela: 👍👍👍
I figured out how to embed my song into Discord and put it into both servers then waited for the chaos, but nothing happened. Everyone was probably busy playing Bum And Get It, so I logged off and decided to write a funny chapter in Moons Dancing. It flew outta my fingers, of course. Nothing like an ass cheek steak to get the creative juices flowing.
I'd wait to tell Nanna all about the hilarious song over breakfast in the morning. Who was I kidding, Nanna was probably gonna see it on stream as soon as she woke up! And what about CoralineAsIs? Should I tell her? And Rhoda?
Nah, they could wait 'til the poem published with the song embedded and get the full impact. OMG, was I gonna break the Purple Road Poetry Contest with this madness?
HAAAAAAAA! Worth it.