Chapter 64 I don’t know which funny guy came up with this funny advertising slogan
In December, winter begins in Wencheng, with temperatures around ten degrees Celsius during the day and as low as several degrees Celsius at night.
Because it is close to the coast of the East China Sea, the humidity is relatively heavy, and there is often fog in the morning.
Fang Bai was already used to it. It was better than living in Rongcheng without seeing the sun for a month or two during winter.
Qin Shuyu called him in the past two days and asked him to keep warm and wear more clothes.
Hey, having an extra girlfriend means a little more nagging in his ears, but Fang Bai feels very happy. He hasn't heard Qin Shuyu's nagging for many years.
If long-distance calls weren't expensive, Fang Bai would have wanted to listen to him nagging more.
These days, long-distance calls have to be manually transferred by the operator at the long-distance station, which is very troublesome. It costs money to answer the phone. Long-distance calls cost one yuan per minute, and chatting for a few minutes costs a worker a day's salary.
If it's not an emergency, most people won't make a call, and most people don't know how to make long distance calls.
In a few years, manual transfer will no longer be needed for long distance calls, making long distance calls more convenient.
Fang Bai asked Qin Shuyu to give him more than two injections every month. He didn't have to save money and could give him the injections whenever he wanted.
This morning, Fang Baijia wore a thin cotton coat with a long cotton coat underneath.
When he goes to school, he puts on simpler clothes so as not to stand out.
In the past, when the family was poor, Fang Bai and his sister each had one winter cotton coat, and there was no second piece to change. The sweater was knitted by their mother.
These days, no woman can knit sweaters, and there are many men who can.
Girls in school would knit secretly during after-school hours.
Today is December 6th, Thursday.
When the second class in the morning was about to end, Fang Bai went to school with his schoolbag on his back.
When entering the school gate, I threw a cigarette to the guard, Uncle Wang, who took it with a smile: "Xiao Fang, I haven't seen you for a few days."
"You miss me, but you still miss my cigarette, haha." Fang Bai joked, throwing him another cigarette.
"Well, I thought about it, the weather is getting colder, take care of yourself." Lao Wang saw there was still a cigarette, he laughed and took it with both hands, but unfortunately his hands and feet were not very flexible, and the thrown cigarette fell to the ground without catching it, so he picked it up immediately It doesn't feel dirty even if you blow it.
The cigarettes that Xiao Fang is giving out now are good cigarettes. He only smokes a few cigarettes a year.
The students gave the guard cigarettes, and Xiaofang was the only one in the school who was sensible.
The school prohibits students from smoking, but some students still sneak into the toilet to smoke and only come out after finishing smoking.
These little bastards, the toilet is so smelly, does it smell like cigarette smoke or feces? They really don’t know how to enjoy themselves and waste their cigarettes.
If you give him a cigarette and secretly go to the guard's room to smoke it, he can pretend it's gone.
Alas, there are too few students like Xiao Fang who are good at studying and know how to behave.
Fang Bai had just walked up the dozen or so steps to the classroom building on the court when the bell rang for the end of get out of class.
Fifteen minutes after class, the radio music sounded slowly, it was the familiar song "Childhood".
There are no radio gymnastics or eye exercises, they are all done consciously.
The repeat students were deprived of physical education classes, and their only goal was to get into college and be assigned a job after graduation.
“Classmates, come and take a look;
If you pass by, don’t miss the opportunity;
All imported high-end brand TVs, quality guaranteed, 20% off on everything!
The original price was 1680, but now it is not sold for 998, nor for 680..."
When Fang Bai stepped into this classroom, he was slightly surprised when he suddenly heard this advertisement and the playful laughter of his classmates.
Has it spread to the school?
It's normal when you think about it. His stall is only a few hundred meters away from the school. Students happen to pass by when they go home on weekends. If they hear something interesting, they spread it among their classmates.
When the classmates saw Fang Bai entering the classroom, many classmates said hello to him. The main reason was that Fang Bai was generous enough to give out fructose to everyone. Although many students stood up in class that time, it was an accident.
Fang Bai entered from the back door of the classroom. Before he put down his schoolbag, Wang Dakai came over with a silly smile on his face:
"Boss, have you heard of this advertising slogan? Come and take a look, take a look, pass by, don't miss it... It's so funny, I don't know who the funny guy came up with this funny advertising slogan."
"Never heard of it." Fang Bai pretended to be stupid and shook his head.
It's a joke, wouldn't it be funny if he recognized it?
"Oh, I thought you had heard of it. Several of my classmates in the class had heard of it. They said it was an advertisement for a loudspeaker selling TV sets at the bus station. It was catchy and could be heard from afar."
"Yeah, I don't think the slogan is a big deal. I heard that the person who shouted the slogan is so funny." A male classmate sitting in the front row to Fang Bai's left admired, "It doesn't sell for 998, nor does it sell for 680. Just 368...Oh, I’ll go, it’s so classic.”
"No way, does it really sound that good?"
Fang Bai frowned, a little unconvinced.
“It’s nice and funny!”
"Fang Bai, you must have never heard that funny remark! Otherwise, you would definitely be impressed by him."
Wang Dakai had never been there. He heard from his classmates that it was so mysterious. He also wanted to go. He asked Fang Xiabai for his opinion: "Boss, I plan to go and listen on the weekend to see if it is really that mysterious. I happened to be passing home. Boss, let's go together. Do you want to listen?"
Fang Bai refused directly and couldn't help swearing: "Uh, I'll go!"
Wang opened his eyes wide and smiled playfully: "Boss, are you really going to come with us?"
"I'm going to go to the yarn, I won't go!"
"Oh, I thought you were going. Oh, what a pity."
"What are you going to do? Reviewing is important."
Damn it, wouldn’t it be exposed if he went there?
After putting down my schoolbag, I took the opportunity to go to the toilet.
While he was peeing, a student next to him was reciting his slogan with great emotion. When he saw the student next to him laughing, he was even more proud of his efforts.
This made Fang Bai couldn't help but say to him:
“Classmate, there’s no need to work so hard to memorize the slogan, right?”
"The New Year's Day party is coming soon. Our class plans to perform a skit. The lines for a stall advertisement are very interesting and have spread around the school. I plan to take advantage of the situation. Our skit will definitely become popular. We must be smart."
"What's so good about this."
"You are not allowed to say that. Although I don't know who designed the advertising slogan, I feel that he is a great advertising master."
Fang Bai was speechless, feeling that this student was a bit of a middle school student.
I shook my head and quickly left this smelly student public toilet.
When I came out, I found that there were no faucets nearby, so I had to walk a dozen steps and wipe on the classroom wall.
After wiping it off, I saw that there were still many traces of hand wiping on the wall.
How many hands do I have?
Alas, the school facilities are so backward.
Not even willing to install a faucet.
Fang Bai walked a little further, finally found the faucet, and washed away the traces of urea.
But I have to say, it’s great to be young, you can fly by accident.
Maybe he had been reading too many math problems recently, and he suddenly thought of parabolas.
Right open parabola: y^2=2px
Y is a positive value at a certain height point, and X is the distance from the landing point.
A trip to the toilet strengthens formula memory.
Not long after returning to the classroom, many students were still discussing the advertisement, and even made an appointment to listen to it together.
Now, Fang Bai hopes that this group of students will not hear that it is his.
But just think about it, just listen to it. Making money is important. Maybe these students are helping their families to promote it.
Fang Bai attended a class with some boredom and asked the teacher to answer questions after class.
Two days later, Saturday.
The repeat class finished their morning classes and had a break in the afternoon.
Most students have to go home to get quilts and clothes, and many students have been there for a week.
Some boarding students also live in school on weekends and rarely have a day and a half off.
Wang Dakai made an appointment with four or five classmates to listen to the mysterious advertisement, and then they went home.
When they were still some way away from the stall, they heard the advertisement.
There were many people gathered inside and outside the stall, and many students came over to take a look out of curiosity.
After Wang Dakai listened to it once, he felt something was wrong:
"Hey, this voice sounds a bit like the boss's?"
"Big man, I also think it sounds like Fang Bai's voice. Fang Bai has spoken on the podium. The tone is really similar."
"Listen carefully, I don't think so." Wang Dakai said in front of Fang Bai that it was Doubi who shouted this, if it was really him.
Then, wouldn’t I scold him in person?
Damn it, the younger brother is scolding the boss in front of him?
Thinking of this, Wang Dakai wanted to find a crack to get in.
It's definitely not what the boss said.
He would not admit it, but he felt that it was almost Fang Bai. His voice was so unique that it was easier to remember.
"It must be Fang Bai's, I bet."
"I think so too. Next time I ask my classmates to come over and listen, everyone will definitely think it's Fang Bai. That would be fun."
"I think, maybe not." Wang Dakai changed his mind and denied it.
"Big man, we have all heard it. You are the most familiar with Fang Bai, and if you still can't tell it, I suspect there is something wrong with your ears."
"That's right, most likely."
"..." Wang Dakai was speechless and wanted to slap himself in the mouth.