Chapter 73
After all the hard work, he finally rescued the stupid elf. Kazuma looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
"God! I beg you to give me some teammates! It doesn’t need to be great, as long as I’m a normal person, I’ll be satisfied."Kazuma shed tears of despair. People in this world are not normal. God knows what kind of weird things he will encounter in the future.
"Um? Kazuma? you call me?"Aqua came forward with a witty look on her face.
Only then did Kazuma remember that Aqua is the god of this world! Hahahaha! This world is hopeless!
Yamabuki Hanajin patted the dust on his body:"It seems that today Our luck is not good either, let’s move on!"
"This is not a matter of luck at all! Anyone with a sane mind would be able to tell that it was a Mimic! That normal person would go back and bet on a probability of 0.02%! Kazuma collapsed and shouted.
Yamabuki Hanajin turned around and looked at Kazuma with disdain:"Haven't you ever bought a lottery ticket?" Do you know what the odds are of winning the Mark Six Lottery? Even so, people kept coming. Gambling is something engraved in human DNA and cannot be changed."
"Does the subtext of your sentence mean that you will still be attacked by Mimic monsters when you see them in the future? I beg you to please remember! Didn’t you say you lived for more than a thousand years? Why are you more childish than human children?"Kazuma felt that this family would collapse sooner or later without him.
"Um? What nonsense are you talking about again? If calculated according to your human age, I am still a child now, why can't I be childish?"Yamabuki Hanajin answered seriously.
Kazuma found that following two women couldn't explain the truth. These two things didn't make sense at all.
"Just keep going! I don't want to argue with you about this anymore."Kazuma looked weak.
I miss life in the modern world so much. When can I go home?
Finally, in the last area of the underground floor, they found the only valuable monster.
"Tentacle monster!"Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the lowest-level tentacle monster in front of her with excitement.
This is the enemy of all magical girls. As we all know, when a magical girl fights a tentacle monster, her defense will be reduced by 500%, and the attack power of the tentacle monster will be reduced. And the defense will be increased tenfold.
Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin looked at each other, and both of them showed strange smiles.
"Aqua! It's time for you to show off your power as a goddess."A sincere and sunny smile appeared on Kazuma's face.
Aqua turned stiffly and looked at Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin:"You won't let me do such a thing, right? Dealing with tentacle monsters or something?......"
Yamabuki Hanajin smiled smugly:"How could it be possible? We value our companions very much. How could we let our companions do such horrible things? Right, Kazuma?""
"Yeah!"Kazuma grabbed Aqua's shoulders and asked her to stand still and not move.
"Aqua, since you don't want to, then leave the job of dealing with monsters to us! You just stand here."Kazuma looked sincere.
"But......But the expressions on your faces scare me so much!"Aqua feels pitiful, weak and helpless.
"It's fine! Be obedient and good! We will perfectly deal with the monster in front of us!"Yamabuki Hanajin patted her own chest and said.
Aqua was deceived into believing it, but she actually believed it. She stood motionless. Kazuma and Yamabuki Hanajin looked at each other, and kicked Akua at the same time. Kuya's butt and kicked her directly onto the tentacle monster.
"Ahhhhh! You two are plotting against me! Help! How disgusting! Slippery and slimy! Kazuma! Florian!!!"
Yamabuki Hanajin took out the camera without haste, took a few photos, and then used magic to kill the tentacle monster instantly.
"Wow wow wow wow! You two are bad guys! I will never play with you again!"Aqua cried very sadly. I am a goddess, and now my body is covered with tentacle monster mucus. It is so embarrassing.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aqua seriously:"Thank you very much for your dedication to art. I have already This set of photos has been named. The Devoured Goddess version 2.0.
Kazuma said to Aqua with a sunny smile on his face:"Aqua, it's all because of your efforts that we defeated the tentacle monster. We can get another bounty. We don't have to sleep with Ma Peng tonight!" We can stay in a hotel and have a bowl of steaming broth, all thanks to Aqua."
Akuya suddenly became proud. Did I play such a big role in this battle?
It's really me!
Shanbuki Hanajin put the photo away. The name of the goddess of wisdom is not for nothing. Ah Kuya is really smart. She was dealt with so easily. She might have been sold that day.......Don't forget to give me a share of the money when the time comes.
Just as they were about to go back, suddenly, the ground began to shake violently
"Isn't it an earthquake?"Kazuma looked at the shaking ruins.
After a moment, the ground beneath their feet cracked, revealing the entrance to the second underground floor.
"this......Is this the legendary hidden level? My luck is really good!"Kazuma clenched his fists excitedly. If he can pass the level, he will definitely get a large bounty!
"Although Fulilian looks unreliable, her strength is real. As long as there are no Mimic monsters, she can easily crush them. Fulilian, come on!"Kazuma is quite confident in this unreliable magician.
Aqua whispered:"Kazuma, we better not go down! What if there are some scary monsters down there?"
"Then I'll use Aqua as a shield and run away."Kazuma's face was full of seriousness.
As a goddess, she shouldn't die so easily, right?
Yamabuki Hanajin gave a thumbs up, she is truly a scumbag.
Aqua's whole body felt bad, so she turned around���Looking at his two teammates:"Then who of us will go down first?"
As a result, both of them stared at Aqua.
"You don't bully people like this!"Aqua is about to cry.
I am obviously a goddess! I should be respected by thousands of people, why have I turned into a tank that attracts firepower now?
In this way, Aqua carefully came underground, and found that it was on the second underground floor There is nothing there, there is a throne in the middle, and there is no gold, silver or jewelry.
"Worry for nothing. Aqua sighed:"You two, come down!" There is nothing outside."
Shanchui Huajin jumped down, and sure enough, it was just a very ordinary space, without even any magic fluctuations.
"etc! What's this?"Shanchui Hanajin saw a very strange button on the throne.
"Aqua? Is this a prank on your part?"
"This goddess is not that boring."
Shanchui Huajin thought for a moment and pressed the button directly.
Just like that, the white light lit up.......