Chapter 72
"Wow wow wow! It stinks! So fishy! Covered in frog saliva! Kazuma!"Aqua reached out her hand to Kazuma, and Kazuma backed away with a look of horror on his face.
"My gym clothes have just been washed and I don’t want frog saliva on them."Kazuma yelled
"That......Florian!"Aqua looked at the many distant mountains blowing flower ashes.
"Aqua, although I sympathize with you, I'm sorry, but I don't want to be stained with frog saliva, so please stay away from me."
"My teammates are so heartless! I'm a goddess! Why is this happening? Kazuma, it's all your fault. If you hadn't dragged me down, how could I have ended up in this situation? I do not care! it was all your fault!"
Yamabuki Hanajin complained to Kazuma in a low voice:"It's not easy for you to survive until now!"
"More than that it’s not easy? It is simply as difficult as climbing to the sky!"In the end, Kazuma did not escape Aqua's clutches and was hugged lovingly by Aqua.
"And Fulian, your magic can be cast instantly, why didn't you get rid of the frogs from the beginning?"
"Because I am not only a magician, but also a performance artist. My next work is called: The Swallowed Goddess Version 1.0"
"What the hell is version 1.0? He said it as if I would be swallowed a second time!"Aqua shouted
"What we are going to next is a ruins full of monsters. How do you know that there are no slimes that can melt women's clothes or tentacle monsters that feed on women's liquids in the ruins?"Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Aqua with an expressionless face.
Why can you say such terrifying words with an expressionless face?
"After all, I have seen many magical girls and tentacle monsters, but this is the first time I have seen the war between the water goddess and the tentacle monsters! Please let me see it up close."Yamabuki Hanajin showed a cute and sinister smile.
"Kazuma, this kid is definitely broken. Let’s not explore the ruins anymore. Let’s go back!"Aqua whispered. Kazuma pinched his chin:"Actually, I also want to see what Aqua looks like when she is bullied and crying by the tentacle monster!"
Bad silver! You are all bad silver!
Aqua felt that what was broken was not the lovely elf girl in front of her, but the whole world.
Tired, let's destroy it!
After getting rid of all the frogs, the three of them set off on the journey again, and finally It took an hour to reach the so-called ruins
"Um......Is this a ruin? how do you feel......There is no oil or water!"Kazuma looked at the ruins dug up three feet in front of him and didn't know how to complain. He should have thought a long time ago that since the ruins appeared near the city, they must have been explored by more powerful adventurers, let alone meat.
After all, there are not only super shameful adventurers like Kazuma in this world, but also many powerful adventurers blessed by the goddess. Although Aqua is shameful, she is genuine after all. goddess
"Otherwise, let’s go back! Why do I feel like I can't even find a copper coin?"Kazuma felt so tired, why is life so difficult? I just want to eat enough.
But think about it, he wouldn't have the guts to go in if it were an unexplored ruins.
Suddenly, Aqua shouted:"Kazuma, Get ready to fight, monsters, monsters have appeared!"
Kazuma immediately went into a state of alert, but when he saw the monster, he relaxed again.
It was just the lowest level slime, which was not enough evidence at all. Even an ordinary adult could easily deal with it.
"Don't worry about it, you can't buy it for money even if you kill it."Kazuma prepared to explore the depths of the ruins. His luck has always been very good. What if, what if, some unlucky adventurer's wallet might fall inside.
But Yamabuki Hanajin held the wand tightly, as if he was facing a big problem. The enemy looked at the aqua slime in front of him in horror.
"Aqua! As a goddess, don't you see how terrifying this slime is? It has the power to destroy the world! The cute king! Finally met! Please let me go, I'm just a penniless elf.
Kazuma and Aqua asked questions:"What are you doing?" Kazuma went over and kicked the slime away:"It's just an ordinary slime.""
"call! Scared me! That's right, how could the cute king appear in this world!"Shanchui Huajin patted her chest, Yima Pingchuan
"According to the free map, there is a second level of the ruins. Should we go down and have a look?"Kazuma asked.
Why do I feel that this magician elf is also very unreliable? I have a fight with Aqua.
But just as I opened the second door, a skeleton soldier appeared.
"it turns out......It turned out to be the Bone King! Unexpectedly, two god-level bosses would appear in a small ruins at the same time! There's nothing we can do, let's retreat!"Yamabuki Hanajin turned around and ran away, but was grabbed by Aqua.
"Hum hum! The chance to show off your skills has finally arrived! Let me show you my strength as a goddess! Purify!"
The skeleton soldiers are on! The skeleton soldiers have been killed.
The battle is over.
"It seems that you are not useless at all."Kazuma complained.
Bone King, was killed?
Very good, with Aqua, you don't have to worry about undead creatures.
After walking less than ten steps, a white spider appeared
"It turned out to be......It turned out to be a spider! Aqua! Kazuma! Let's go! I stayed and fought with her, hoping not to be instantly killed by her magic eyes!"Shanchui Huajin said tragically.
Then......
The spider ran away.
I knew, how could three illusory gods from another world appear in a small ruins?
So, I am invincible in this world?
Hum, confidence suddenly surged up.
The three of them continued to walk forward, and Kazuma kept staring at the map:"According to the map, there is a Mimic Monster further on. Just go around it. No one should be fooled."
"Treasure chest! Shanchui Huajin's eyes lit up:"Detect magic!" start up!"
According to my detection magic, the probability that the treasure box in front is a Mimic is as high as 99.99.%
"In other words, the probability that this is a real treasure chest is as high as 0.02%! With such a high probability, how could it be a Mimic!"Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes shone brightly, and she walked towards the treasure chest step by step.
Neither Kazuma nor Aqua could hold him back.
"Please wake up! No matter how you look at it, you'll know it's a Mimic!"
"yes! You've also used detection magic, it must be a Mimic!"
However, Shanbuki Hanajin looked determined:"What's the real fun of taking risks? The fun of adventure lies in exploring the unknown, and that’s a full 0.02% probability! I have never met anyone so tall! What if there is a magic book inside? What if there is a large box of gold coins inside?"
Yamabuki Hanajin ignored Kazuma and Aqua's pleas and insisted on opening the treasure chest.
Then......She was swallowed by the treasure chest monster.