Chapter 34
What should I do if I pull my teammate Eu?
Don't panic, smoke a cigarette to calm down first.
Yamabuki Hanajin took out a cigarette and lighter from his pocket, lit it and took a deep breath!
"Cough cough cough! Forgot I can't smoke! It's okay, don't panic, we're just teammates. It is tradition for our Qiao family to beat our teammates first before fighting. My grandpa, grandpa, and uncle all did this."Yamabuki Hanajin looked calm.
My wife Zenitsu grabbed the pig's head and shook it wildly:"Inosuke, are you okay? Is he dead? Don't worry, I will definitely remember you. I will burn incense for you every year. Don't come to me after you become a ghost. Inosuke……"
Inosuke raised his arm with difficulty:"I... I'm not dead yet.……"
"Euler!"Yamabuki Hanajin punched Inosuke in the face, and he completely lost consciousness.
"What are you doing! Are you the ghost in this mountain? My wife Zenitsu's face was full of panic:"You are a ghost, you are definitely a ghost." Your painting style is different from ours!"
"Don't worry, I'm treating him. This is a new type of treatment called beating therapy. I can heal his wounds by beating him. I did this to a nun before."Shanbuki Hanajin said seriously.
My wife Zenitsu asked shivering:"What happened to that nun?"
"He probably won't wake up"
"You are a murderer! This is definitely murder! How can there be such an outrageous therapy! There's something wrong with your brain! Why would beatings be used to treat patients? It's impossible for normal people to have this brain circuit, right?"My wife Zenitsu complained crazily.
Yamabuki Hanajin pinched her chin:"Today I am not Fanma Yujiro. It seems that I cannot be treated by beating. It turned out to be like this... He is hopeless, so dig a hole and bury him."
Inosuke sat up suddenly:"I think I can still save him a little bit."
"If it can't be saved, it's better to bury it. I am a very responsible doctor. If I say it is hopeless, it is hopeless."Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously.
My wife Zenitsu felt that she had met a madman. Why are there such outrageous people in the world?
"Tanjiro!!!"My wife Zenitsu looked at her little friend helplessly for the last time.
"Tanjiro. We meet again, do you still remember me? The last time we met I was still bald."Yamabuki Hanajin asked. Tanjiro was a little confused. The smell on this person was a bit familiar, but he still shook his head slightly:"I'm sorry, I've never seen you before."
"The biggest trouble with changing every day is having to introduce yourself every time you meet your friends. well! It’s too troublesome, I might as well give Euler a miss! Tanjiro, come here and let me punch you."Yamabuki Hanajin raised her fingers at Tanjiro.
"Tanjiro! We'd better run quickly, this man is obviously a madman! And there are many ghosts in the mountains."My wife Zenitsu is the one with the clearest mind among the three little ones. When a normal person encounters a madman, the first thing he would do is to think of running away.
When my wife Zenitsu said there were ghosts in the mountains, Yamabuki Hanajin looked invincible. He said:"Don't worry, leave this to me. Although I am not a member of the Demon Slayer Corps, I have been riding a carriage for a whole day. If I can't even touch a ghost, today will be a real loss." Go, bring me the ghost"
"I can’t bring it here! Many members of the Demon Slayer Squad have disappeared! We also came here on a mission. By the way, are you mentally normal?"My wife Zenitsu knelt on the ground frantically.
Tanjiro suddenly said:"Are you Mr. Yamabuki?
Shanchui Huajin was slightly startled:"How did you recognize me?"
Tanjiro scratched his cheek in embarrassment:"Although your appearance has changed, your taste has not changed.""
"smell? What is the taste? Strong male hormones?"Yamabuki Hanajin lightly sniffed her sleeves, but didn't smell anything.
However, in the setting, Kamado Tanjiro's nose is much more sensitive than ordinary people, and my wife Zenitsu's ears are more sensitive than ordinary people, and Inosuke The feeling is different from ordinary people.
The three of them have their own strengths, and that is why they form a team.
"Have I become this many times? Can you still smell something strange on your body?"Shanchui Huajin's face was full of curiosity.
"Is it really Mr. Yamabuki? Why have you become like this? Zenitsu, don't be afraid, this is my friend. It was he who almost beat Ghost King Wuhan to death before."Kamado Tanjiro looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with a happy face.
As for how Tanjiro didn't pursue the Yamabuki Hanajin he recognized, anyway, his own existence is the most unreasonable.
"It's Zhu from your demon slaying team who asked me to kill the demons. Wherever the demons are, I can do it by myself."Shan Chui Hua Jin has returned to his invincible appearance.
"We have just arrived. We received news that many people were missing here, so we were sent to provide support."Kamado Tanjiro said in surprise.
Kamado Tanjiro is very grateful to Yamabuki Hanaji from the bottom of his heart. If Yamabuki Hanaji hadn't defeated the ghost king Mumei before, his family might have been killed by the ghost king.
And there is no one else in this world. No powerful ghost can surpass the Ghost King Muzan. As long as Mr. Yamabuki is here, no matter how strong the ghosts in Spider Mountain are, they will definitely be safe.
My wife, Zenitsu, said with a sad face:"Tanjiro, let's go, it's really too bad here." It's scary, I don't want to stay here anymore"
"Zenitsu, please carry Inosuke on your back, let's move on. Tanjiro said cheerfully.
"Tanjiro, are you listening to me? I said let's go!"My wife Zenitsu said while crying. She is obviously very weak and can't even use the breathing method. Why did she come to the mountains to kill ghosts?
She will definitely die, right? I'm still so young, I haven't yet���Damn it, I haven’t married a beautiful girl yet!
If Nezuko can be my wife, it would be worth my while to die.
Suddenly, my wife Zenitsu stopped crying, listened attentively to her surroundings, and then said to Tanjiro with a look of fear:"I heard a lot of people coming, what should I do?"
Tanjiro looked at Yamabuki Hanaji, who held Yamabuki Hanaji in his arms. chest, a cigarette in his mouth, and invincibility written all over his face.
Tanjiro was holding a lantern in his hand, alerting the surroundings.
Suddenly, a figure appeared in the bushes in front of him. Tanjiro held the knife in his hand warily. However, when he saw the person clearly, he breathed a sigh of relief, because this person was wearing the clothes of the Demon Slayer Corps, that is to say The person coming was their colleague.
It seems that they should be the group of people who disappeared in the mountains.
"Great, you're okay. They reported you missing."Tanjiro had just put away the knife. Suddenly, this member of the Demon Slayer Corps drew his knife and slashed at Tanjiro.