People who enjoy comics will never die in Shura Field.

My name is Yamabuki Hanajin, and I am now transformed into Jotaro Kujo. I am going to die now.

Yes, it's almost boring to death.

I was bragging to people before, saying that I could clear Spider Mountain alone in one day.

But... man's calculation is not as good as God's calculation.

I took into account all changes except the traffic situation.

Of course, I don’t mean there’s a traffic jam here;……

"This is too cheating! Why only carriages? Is there any more advanced means of transportation? I remember, didn’t there already be trains in this era? Otherwise, where would the Mugen Train chapter come from?"Shanbuki Hanajin complained with an invincible expression.

Full of flaws.

The driver was a smiling old man.

"I also know that there are trains, but they are all made by the big shots. If we want to go to Spider Mountain, we can only take a carriage."The old man said with narrowed eyes.

Shanchui Huajin was silent for a long time, but still sat obediently on the carriage.

"Old man, how long does it take for us to get to Spider Mountain?" Shanchui Huajin asked

"about a day"

"for how long!"

"a day��"The old man continued to say with a smile.

Yamabuki Hanajin no longer knows where to complain.

The sun shines on his hat, casting a shadow on his face

"Just drive. Try to get to Spider Mountain before dark."Shanchui Huajin said.

The old man didn't drive, he just looked at his constant smile.

"Why not drive?" Shanchui Huajin asked

"Because you didn't give me money."The old man said.

Blowing ashes from the mountains:"……"

"Can I get to the place first and pay later?" Shanchui Huajin asked.

The old man shook his head with a smile on his face.

"cut! I originally wanted to rush to the place and beat up this smelly old man so that he would not dare to ask for money from me."Shanchui Huajin looked contemptuous. Do you really think that my Qiao family has no golden spirit?

He had no choice but to take out the change from his pocket and found that it was just enough to pay the fare.

"Why do I feel like I'm being plotted by Butterfly Ninja?" Shanchui Huajin whispered.

When I come to the Demon Slayer World again, I must let that woman know what a natural birth is.

"Now that the money has been given, can we set off?" Shanchui Huajin asked

"cannot"

"Why?"

"Because it is not full yet."The old man pointed at the horse.

The horse bit the grass on the ground and turned back to laugh at the mountain blowing flowers.

"Was I being laughed at by a horse? Did I make you laugh? Believe it or not, I will blow your anus?"Shanbuki Hanajin looked at the horse with an invincible expression.

The horse shook its butt.

Come on if you have the ability.

Shanbuki Hanajin looked gloomy. Finally, I met someone more perverted than me. You win.

He sat here for a full hour, and then the horse had enough grass and started to wander.

As a result, the carriage was bumpy when moving.

Shanbuki Hanajin missed the high-tech life in the college city. I don’t know whether Steele, who was fucked by me, is dead or alive.

Magicians have very strong vitality, so they shouldn’t die that easily.

In addition, I miss my beloved concubine a little. I’ll definitely give it a try when I see Misaka Mikoto next time. I want her to use electric current to give me a good feeling.

I heard that the feeling of being electrocuted is better than sex.

Of course, I heard that, but I definitely didn’t watch some movies that are not suitable for children.

Just like this, Yamabuki Hanajin keeps riding in the carriage. to noon

"Don't we have anything to eat at noon?" Shanchui Huajin asked.

The old man smiled and stretched out his hand:"Money"

"Well, I don’t have to eat."Yamabuki Hanajin looked calm.

In this way, after going through a lot of hardships and traveling through mountains and rivers, he finally arrived at Spider Mountain.

Yamabuki Hanajin still had a gloomy face.

The situation was completely different from what he thought.

In the anime, in order to let people see it It's clearer, so I adjust the brightness.

But now...it's pitch black on the mountain and I can't see my fingers.

"All right! Old man, let's go back the way we came." Shanchui Huajin said seriously.

The old man smiled and stretched out his hand:"I need more money."

The mountain blows the flowers into ashes:"……"

I advise you, rat tail juice, not to be ignorant of praise.

Believe it or not, Euler?

Should I beat up this old man and force him to send me back?

Shanchui Huajin looked up and found that the old man had driven the carriage far away.

"Platinum Star, chase him back for me. I don’t believe that your shooting range is only two meters. When I was in prison, you could obviously bring comics and beer in! Don't worry, I will never shoot myself in the head now! Bring that bastard back to me!" Shanchui Huajin said coldly.

Platinum Star:"I don't believe it."

"……"

Huh, since there is no way out, look at me just destroying Spider Mountain. I don’t believe there can be a nest of Spider-Man hidden in Spider Mountain.

The moonlight was bright and clear. Before entering the mountain, I could still see a little bit of the field of vision through the moonlight. However, after entering the mountain, the trees were so dense that I was basically unable to see anything.

Sure enough, everything in anime is a lie.

And because of the shortage of funds, we don’t even have a lighting tool.

"Can't you give me a flashlight as a novice equipment? Sure enough, the best option was to let the woman give birth naturally."Although Shanchui Hanajin was walking alone in the dark mountains, he still looked invincible.

However, he soon faced a more serious problem.

"Spider Mountain is so big, where should I go to look for ghosts?"

Spider Mountain is so big, even if I don't sleep all night, I can't reach the end, right? Ghosts won't just come to your door."

"Sure enough, let’s find a place to sleep. I hope that when I open my eyes tomorrow morning, I will appear directly in the warm bed of a beautiful girl." Shanchui Hanajin thought with his arms crossed.

Just when he was about to find a place to sleep, a rustling sound suddenly came from the bushes in the distance, as if something was approaching.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! My luck is really good! As soon as we entered the mountain, we encountered a ghost!"Yamabuki Hanajin gently pressed his hat with his hand.

Suddenly, something jumped out of the grass.

Because it was too dark, Shanbuki Hanajin didn't see clearly what it was, but he was sure that it was definitely not a human.

The reason is very good Simple, because have you ever seen a normal person with a pig head?

"Spiders are also pigs. Since you took the initiative to deliver it to your door, don't blame me for being rude. Platinum Star, hit Varudo!"Shanbuki Hanajin stayed in time directly.

Have you ever been beaten by the light speed punch?"

"Euler, Euler, Euler, Euler, Euler, Euler!"

This pig's head was beaten into a pig's head in the blink of an eye!

"Euler! Euler! Euler!"

Yamabuki Hanajin was happily playing when two more people emerged from the grass. One of them was holding a lantern in his hand. Through the weak firelight, Yamabuki Hanajin saw that one of them was an acquaintance. It was Kamado Tanjiro.

"Ah...Inosuke...could it be...that this is the evil spirit that destroyed all members of the Spider Mountain Demon Slayer Team?……"My wife Zenitsu was so frightened that she shivered.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the unconscious pig head that had been beaten to him, and said silently:"Mader, teammate."