Chapter 89 Is the pure love warrior strong in yang energy? Garlic and narcissus, who are you mocking
"I bought several and put them in the cabinet over there. You can get them if you want to use them."
After giving Fengyoujing to Xilin, Gu Huaian casually said to everyone.
To be honest, from when Gu Huaian took out toilet water and then took out Fengyoujing, many people sneered at him and even wanted to laugh at him.
Jiang Shuo is a typical example, and many fans are madly condemning Gu Huaian.
But at this moment, none of them could deny that Gu Huaian really had good intentions.
Because he was unlucky to have grass behind his room, he became mosquito ration at night and was bitten all over his body. He didn't complain at all. He went to buy toilet water and wind oil essence, remembering to bring some for everyone.
You can scold him for disturbing the elegant atmosphere of Su Yuntang, or even say that he is a bit rude, but he is really quite simple and warm-hearted.
It just feels like a silly but kind-hearted boy next door.
Gu Huaian at that moment made many people who had scolded him feel a little embarrassed.
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After taking toilet water and Fengyoujing, Gu Huaian did not do any more work in the morning.
To be honest, the camera just took a photo of the red plastic bag Gu Huaian was carrying back, for fear that there might be some Gu Huaian's "job" inside that they didn't know about.
Speaking of which, Gu Huaian’s boss, the producer of the show, Jiang Dan and Jiang Ma, called Gu Huaian over during the noon shooting break, giving him a good scolding!
Why?
Because I told him yesterday not to buy any more unsponsored products for use. It was very troublesome to mosaic, but in the end, he went in and out of one ear and completely turned a deaf ear!
Starting this morning, the braised beef instant noodles, ham sausage, toilet water, Fengyoujing... which one is not sponsored?
Regarding this…
Gu Huaian was noncommittal.
If you want to say that instant noodles and ham sausages are his job, he admits his mistake, but Gu Huaian doesn't want to use the essential oils and toilet water. Oh, I have been bitten a lot by my boss because our program team didn't sponsor the mosquito repellent water. Do you have to endure it?
What the hell are you kidding!
Jiang Dan is the boss, otherwise Gu Huaian would have taught her a lesson.
And Gu Huaian is embarrassed to say that he has already taken care of the show crew's feelings. Otherwise, what will you do if he buys a few more coils of mosquito coils?
Seeing Gu Huaian being punished, the best actor Su Yuntang and top actor Jiang Shuo felt a little relieved and let out bad breaths.
Especially the actor Su, who really forced himself to finish the tea in the morning. God knows how he felt when he drank his own Dahongpao while smelling the mixed smell of toilet water and wind oil essence!
That’s simply Rilegou!
I have never drank tea like this in my life!
He felt that he would be reminded of this sharp music when he drank tea in the future, mainly because of the smell of the mixture of wind oil essence and toilet water (a kind of plant).
"Pattering..."
In the afternoon, the rain outside was no longer as strong as it was in the morning.
After lunch, watching the rain falling, Gu Huaixin said that the idea of playing basketball in the afternoon was definitely ruined. Even if it stopped raining now, the basketball court wouldn't be available for a while.
Also, it's Monday today, and those middle school students must have gone to school. They definitely don't have much time to play ball in the afternoon, and there's no time in the evening either for self-study or homework. Gu Huaian can't afford to delay others' homework in the evening.
I did a lot of work in the morning, and I earned a lot of points. Gu Huaian didn't use it yesterday. Today I have nearly seven or eight thousand points, so it doesn't matter whether I earn it in the afternoon or not. .
You have to eat your food one bite at a time. You can't eat it and become fat.
Wasn't it because I was bitten by mosquitoes last night that I couldn't sleep? People tend to get sleepy on rainy days. In the afternoon, Gu Huaian yawned without even sitting down for a while after washing the dishes.
Since there was nothing else to do, I simply said hello and went upstairs to take a nap.
It's strange for people: when they don't touch the bed, they feel sleepy, but when they lie down on the bed, they instantly feel as energetic as if they had taken a tube of chicken blood.
Gu Huaian lay on the bed and simply studied how to use the points in the system.
In fact, it feels like there are many things, including acting, dancing, singing, music theory, timbre...
At present, Gu Huaian's only dancing and singing skills are at LV4, and the others are at LV2. Now it takes almost 2,000 points to upgrade to LV4, while LV2 requires less.
Gu Huaian thought that his current singing skills were enough, but he didn't really need to increase his singing skills.
What's more, singing actually requires far more than just singing skills...
"Tone!"
Gu Huaian thought for a moment and simply added points to the timbre. How could a good singer's timbre lag behind others? It was the biggest source of identification for a singer.
Having a good tone can even make people ignore their singing skills.
So Gu Huaian decisively added points to the sound quality. He earned 1,500 points and upgraded two levels in a row, reaching LV4.
For a moment, Gu Huaian felt slight changes in his vocal cords, nasal cavity, cranial cavity and other places. When he spoke a little, he felt that the resonance in those places became much stronger.
The so-called tone recognition, in fact, many singers have their own characteristics in some nasal cavity and cranial cavity resonance. The system cannot directly change Gu Huaian's voice. Voice change is too nonsense. Simply use the knife in these aspects. This It made Gu Huaian feel quite comfortable.
He had nearly 8,000 points in his hand just now, and now he has only used 1,500 points. Looking at the remaining 6,000 points, Gu Huaian felt no pressure, so he just kept doing nothing and decisively spent another 2,000 points on the sound. Increased the tone to LV5!
In Gu Huaian's world, whether it is money or points, these things are consumables. They are earned, not saved. If you don't have them, you can earn them again. As long as they are worth the money and useful.
After adding the sounds, Gu Huaian glanced briefly and then focused on "music theory".
Music theory is actually quite complex. Knowledge of music theory plays a considerable role in composing and composing music, and it is a great help in understanding songs.
Some professional songwriters, some of whom don't even know how to play an instrument, are able to compose quite good music because they have sufficient knowledge of music theory.
Don't look at people like Gu Huai'an. He actually knows a lot of musical instruments. There are basically no instruments that he can't play, such as the guitar and the keyboard.
He thought that if his knowledge of music theory also improved, would his ability to play these instruments also increase?
Just do it!
Gu Huaian spent another 3,500 points on music theory at once, and was immediately promoted to LV5!
At that moment, Gu Huaian felt that his understanding of some music theory knowledge immediately became very clear. He had also taught some difficult songs during music theory classes at the company. Some songs and accompaniments were difficult...
But now that Gu Huaian recalled it, he felt it was easy to keep up with that point.
What this thing improves is probably the understanding of music theory in the brain.
One noon, Gu Huaian studied with great pleasure.
Outside the window, in the rain, a pupa was lying on a branch, and a few cracks were slowly appearing on its somewhat shriveled back.
Soon, a butterfly broke out of the pupa shell, flapped its wings, and flew up.
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Probably because he was too fascinated by the system, Gu Huaian fell asleep without even realizing it.
This thing is not the same as a mobile phone, which still needs to be held in your hand. This thing appears directly in your mind, and it is normal for you to fall asleep while looking at it.
"Pattering..."
It is raining lightly outside the window, and people sleep deeply on that rainy day.
Gu Huaian learned a lesson this time and sprayed the room with the mosquito repellent water given by Pei Jingshu and the toilet water he bought himself. It was a two-pronged approach. Not to mention the grass behind the window of the room, even the grass in his room also drove away the mosquitoes. Here.
Because of this, Gu Huaian had a very comfortable sleep.
"Well……"
When I woke up, the room was dark. It was getting dark quickly on a rainy day, and I didn't know what time it was outside.
When Gu Huaian first woke up, he had the illusion that he had traveled through time and it was morning now, and he was a little confused.
After checking the time, I remembered that it was afternoon.
It's already past six o'clock in the afternoon.
He has been sleeping since about one o'clock after lunch until now. Think about it...
"I did oversleep a little bit."
Gu Huaian scratched his head, and it really felt like he was blushing. After all, he was here to record a show. Whose artist sleeps while recording a show? Does he still have any artistic ethics?
Sitting up and rubbing his messy hair, Gu Huaian originally thought about washing it, but when he thought of washing it in the morning, he simply took the gray peaked cap he had worn when dancing before and put it on his head.
I was originally wearing the same big pants and flip-flops that I wore during the day and planned to go downstairs. But as soon as I opened the door, a cold wind blew...
"woc..."
He blew it back directly to Gu Huaian.
I had no choice but to change into a pair of trousers and add a jacket.
It has been raining all day, and the temperature will naturally drop at night.
Gu Huaian just wants to earn points by doing his job, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want his life.
If he catches a cold, it will delay him from earning more points, which is not worth the loss.
At that time, the scene of Gu Huaian standing at the door and being blown back to change clothes by the cold wind happened to be captured by the camera. At that time, many netizens couldn't stop laughing and said:
"You know it's cold, grandson (zei)!"
"You keep wearing your underwear, I'll look down on you if you don't!"
"Hahaha... It turns out that you, Gu Huaian, also know how to be cold."
"Gu Huaian: I am stupid, but I am not stupid."
"Hahaha……"
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When Gu Huaian went downstairs, he found that the guests were already in the guest room.
Let’s just say that these people recording programs are good at creating atmosphere. It’s dark, so the bright headlights are not turned on in the living room right now. Instead, there are a few portable lamps in dim and warm colors.
The guests sat around, chatted, drank hot water, and it was quite an atmosphere.
"You're awake."
When she saw Gu Huaian coming downstairs, Pei Jingshu pursed her lips and smiled at him.
"You still know how to wake up, I thought you fell asleep..."
Shang Zhuoyan still gave a burst of irritated ridicule. Looking at his outfit, it was quite novel:
"Hey, you finally know how to change clothes?"
"puff……"
This statement made a lot of people laugh at the time. Indeed, there were not many scenes of Gu Huaian not wearing pants and slippers.
In response, Gu Huaian just smiled and ignored it.
At this time, the mature sister Xilin waved to him from a distance and asked:
"I made some ginger soup, do you want to drink it?"
Isn't the weather a little cold? It's quite humid outside. Drink some ginger soup to remove the moisture and avoid the cold.
Naturally, no one would refuse the ginger soup prepared by the goddess Xilin. Pei Jingshu, Shang Zhuoyan, Jiang Shuo and Su Yuntang all had a bowl.
Actor Su had already drank his third bowl, praising Xilin's ginger soup for how well it was cooked.
However, Gu Huaian calmly carried his cup and ran to the drinking fountain, took a glass of cold water, and said while drinking:
"No, I have a strong yang energy, thank you."
As soon as these words came out...
then!
"puff……"
"Cough cough cough..."
Almost everyone in the room laughed out loud.
Shang Zhuoyan and Pei Jingshu just laughed, but Jiang Shuo and Su Yuntang over there started spraying, and then the faces of the two male guests turned black!
What does Gu Huaian mean by this? !
Oh, since he has a strong yang energy, he doesn’t need to drink it. If they drink it, does that mean his yang energy is not strong?
So if a masculine man’s yang energy is not important, why is it important? Is it heavy?
Especially the actor Su Yuntang!
Because it was Xilin who cooked it up, he had already drank the third bowl of ginger soup. Gu Huaian came up and made a correction, which made him feel like his Yang Qi was weak and he had to drink three bowls in a row.
"Hahaha……"
Netizens next door also laughed like crazy, and they all said:
"No, Gu Huaian, can you please be more careful when speaking in the future?"
"How can you not be reported by fans online for being like this!"
"Hahaha... He is really heartless. This is not an act."
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In fact, Gu Huaian is indeed careless and heartless sometimes.
Maybe it’s because I haven’t been on many announcements or programs, so I often don’t know what the people around me are doing when I speak.
Take just now, he was just thinking, ginger soup? Isn’t that stuff just for women? I, a 1.8 meter tall guy, drink some ginger soup and I feel very yang-y!
If you want it, labor and management still have child urine!
Then it is natural to say that I have enough yang energy.
He didn't mean to ridicule others at all. He really didn't expect that Su Yuntang and Jiang Shuo would take their place.
The two of them looked at each other with something amiss, and Gu Huaian quickly reacted and said apologetically:
"I didn't mean to say that you don't have a strong yang energy... No, I don't have... that..."
He felt that the more he explained, the more unclear he became. !
"Hahaha……"
Shang Zhuoyan on the side laughed so hard that she buried her head in Pei Jingshu's shoulder, which made Pei Jingshu uncomfortable for a while.
Jiang Shuo: "(╬ ̄ Pan ̄)"
Su Yuntang: "(fuck panfuck)"
If this wasn't in front of the camera and in front of the audience, they would have had the urge to give Gu Huaian a good beating!
Laughter and laughter can be regarded as a small episode.
It is worth mentioning that, probably because of Gu Huaian's "yang energy", no one drank the ginger soup made by Xilin.
Especially Jiang Shuo and Su Yuntang. Jiang Shuo didn't even take a bite of the last half of the bowl, and secretly emptied it while hiding from Xilin.
Here we have to admire our pure love warrior actor Su Yuntang. He gritted his teeth and took the last bite despite the pressure.
"Thanks to you..."
The mature sister Xilin looked at the remaining half of the pot of ginger soup and looked helplessly at Gu Huaian and said:
"All that's left."
Upon seeing this, Gu Huaian apologized deeply, thought for a while and simply said:
"Then let me drink."
As he spoke, he ran to the sideboard to find an oversized bowl, and poured half of Xilin's small pot of ginger soup into the bowl.
Pick it up!
"Gurgling..."
I was completely bored!
then!
Jiang Shuo: "???"
Su Yuntang: "!!!"
The two of them looked confused!
what's the situation? !
Didn’t you say that you don’t need to drink if you have a strong yang energy? The subtext is that who doesn’t have enough yang energy should drink? !
Others were so disgusted that they couldn't drink anymore. Why did you take such a big gulp? !
You really don’t eat people!
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