Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

Chapter 88 Artifact: Fengyoujing! It’s not me who’s wrong, it’s the world!



Toilet water.

It is something that is used by thousands of households in summer. Its main function is to repel mosquitoes and sterilize. It is very effective. It can also be used as an air freshener, and can also remove prickly heat and relieve itching. It has many effects.

In short, it is an essential "fashion item" for every household in the hot summer.

It's just that because a lot of ethanol and essence are added to it, the smell of the toilet water will be a bit... strong!

The ones with various flavors newly launched in recent years are relatively better. The more classic toilet water smells like a steel needle drilling into your nostrils!

You can smell it from afar!

And coincidentally, the bottle Gu Huaian bought had a more classic flavor.

It's not that he doesn't want to buy other flavors, but that the store seems to carry this one, and the villagers in the village recognize this flavor. If you buy other flavors that are flashy and expensive, they may not buy them.

itself……

The aroma of tea is relatively soft, and slightly other flavors can be easily covered up.

This toilet water tastes like a gangster. I won’t accept any taste. Fuck it hard!

Just spray out a little, and it will spread instantly. When it comes into contact with the fragrance of tea, it will instantly attack the ground and go straight to Huanglong, stripping away the entire fragrance of tea without leaving any trace!

Doesn’t the smell evaporate quickly on rainy days?

Not sensitive?

Then the smell of toilet water will be easier for everyone to smell!

Just at that moment...

As soon as the smell of toilet water came out, the smell of tea, cosmetics, perfume, etc. disappeared in an instant.

The smell that everyone's noses smelled almost became the smell of the bottle of toilet water in Gu Huaian's hand.

"???"

For a moment, the guests stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, full of questions!

"puff……"

then!

A group of netizens laughed.

They all expressed:

"No... I'm having tea there. Why are you spraying some toilet water on me?"

"As expected of you, Gu Huaian, I've never accepted anyone's advice in this area of ​​work!"

"Hahaha...you are really the one who shows off your eyes, my brother Gu!"

"Why aren't you done yet?!"

Gu Huaian has been brainwashing everyone with his "exposure aesthetics" since morning.

People eat cereal and drink milk, but he cooks instant noodles and eats ham sausage...

The Kung Fu tea they brewed was high-end and classy. He was wearing a pair of flip-flops while washing his feet. He turned around and asked him if he wanted to drink tea. He made iced black tea...

Now that someone is enjoying the tea after drinking it, well, he just puts on a bottle of toilet water!

You would never imagine what kind of work Gu Huaian could do for you next!

yes!

Across the screen, the audience may not be able to smell the fragrance of the thousands-dollar Dahongpao tea, but they know very well how strong the smell of the classic toilet water is!

I know even more clearly how low the combat effectiveness of that soft tea scent is compared to the rogue smell of toilet water!

This made them unable to help but complain...

Whose star sprays toilet water!

The smell of toilet water is so strong that even cosmetics and perfumes can't cover it up. Have you ever seen any celebrities smell like toilet water?

Many celebrities would rather be bitten by mosquitoes than use toilet water. Maybe they think the smell is cheap and will lower their taste.

Let's get back to the subject, let's just say that Gu Huaian was really crazy today.

The crazy chores and bombarding effects of the show made everyone feel numb. At the same time, they had to admire Gu Huaian, because after coming to this show for a few days, Gu Huaian did so many chores, and he didn't really bring any heavy ones. of!

What a talent!

[Ding, the host successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, points +91X5]

Gu Huaian was spraying toilet water when he received the system reminder.

To be honest, Gu Huaian was not surprised to receive the system prompt, but in fact, he still wanted to buy toilet water even without the system.

Last night, I really became a mosquito ration. I had a lot of bumps on my body. From eating until now, I always have a few itchy places on my body, especially on my arms. If I scratch them again, the skin will break...

Yes, the fragrance of this thing may be strong, and it may be a little cheap compared to the high-end cosmetics and perfumes used by celebrities, but it works!

No matter how good the perfume or cosmetics are, no matter how famous they are, no matter how expensive they are, they will not only itch but also repel mosquitoes;

No matter how good this toilet water is, no matter how cheap it is, it is useful after all!

"you……"

"Gu Huaian, you..."

At that time in the tea room, several guests were dumbfounded.

Especially the actor Su Yuntang, he just wanted to praise the fragrance of his Dahongpao tea and let everyone taste it carefully...

As a result, mid-sentence, I was suddenly overwhelmed by the smell of Gu Huaian's toilet water!

There is no scent of tea at all!

The whole room smells like his toilet water!

The scent of tea just now was so classic and elegant, but why did it all turn into that cheap toilet water scent in just a few seconds? ! !

"Creak..."

Su Yuntang's hand holding the tea cup was trembling so much. He really had the urge to throw the bowl of tea at Gu Huaian's face!

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Gu Huaian, who was spraying toilet water, didn't seem to notice anything and looked at the guests strangely.

To be honest, Gu Huaian may be too ordinary to understand the fragrance of tea among those who are particular about tea drinkers.

This is not because he is rude, because he really can't get it. Most people don't pay much attention to their tea. As long as it tastes good, who cares whether his tea tastes good or not.

In Gu Huaian's eyes, there was no connection between everyone drinking everyone else's tea and spraying their own toilet water, so he even wondered why they looked at him so much.

"you……"

Seeing his innocent and simple look, the guests were a little confused for a moment and didn't know what to say about him.

"Puch..."

The mature sister Xilin smiled and said:

"Didn't Jingshu give you mosquito repellent water this morning?"

"Yes, but this one works better."

Gu Huaian nodded, and when he had finished spraying, he put the toilet water down casually.

Then in front of the guests and the camera, he reached out and took the red plastic bag that he had just put the things in, and under everyone's confused eyes...

I took out a few green, small boxes...

Fengyoujing!

"???"

"!!!"

At that time, the barrage exploded again, and many netizens were stunned by Gu Huaian, and they all said:

"You really want a full set, don't you, Gu Huaian!"

"...I really have you, I have to remind you again that you are recording a show, brother!"

"Haha... When he took out the toilet water, I should have thought that he also bought Fengyoujing, blaming me, blaming me, hahaha..."

"Pfft...it always feels so embarrassing to be a fan of Gu Huaian, hahaha..."

Toilet water and wind oil essence are must-have items in hot summer!

In fact, strictly speaking, toilet water does not relieve itching. The illusion of relieving itching is just that the alcohol in it stimulates the area where inflammation has occurred. Not only does this stimulation fail to treat dermatitis, alcohol, immonin and other ingredients can also aggravate skin irritation and make inflammation more severe. Aggravated.

The main functions of toilet water are actually to repel mosquitoes and sterilize.

Fengyoujing is truly an artifact that has anti-inflammatory, analgesic, cooling, and anti-itching effects!

It can even be used for headaches and dizziness caused by colds, as well as discomfort caused by joint pain, toothache, abdominal distension and motion sickness.

It is a veritable “artifact”!

"puff……"

When Gu Huaian took out Fengyoujing, Jiang Shuo laughed.

He just wanted to say that this bumpkin really refreshed their understanding of him without any limits!

This might only cost one or two yuan for Fengyoujing. To be honest, Jiang Shuo hadn't seen it in countless years.

And the thought of possibly having to smell this stuff made him even a little disgusted...

Pei Jingshu and Xilin are better, they actually don't care.

Shang Zhuoyan disliked him, but she was always amused by Gu Huaian.

To be honest, at this moment, Shang Zhuoyan suddenly understood why she became familiar with Gu Huaian so quickly.

Maybe it's because the two of them are actually more alike.

To be honest, although Shang Zhuoyan is a top actress and the most popular female idol in domestic entertainment, her family conditions and the people and things she has been exposed to since childhood are similar to those of Gu Huaian.

During her years as a trainee, she also endured hardships.

When Su Yuntang was making tea just now, do you think she really understood what Su Yuntang called tea ceremony?

I actually don’t understand…

Pei Jingshu and Jiang Shuo may come from wealthy families, and the elders in the family drink tea, so they have a little understanding of it. However, Shang Zhuoyan's family is actually an ordinary working-class family, and there have been no serious tea drinkers around her since she was a child.

And at her age, especially for women, there is no one around her to drink tea.

Because of this, when Su Yuntang was making tea just now, she had the urge to feel that she was awesome and wanted to praise her...

Use this to hide the fact that you are different from the people around you.

And she may not realize it, but Gu Huaian and she are actually the same kind of person.

I grew up eating ice cream sold at the store in front of the school for 50 cents a piece. For breakfast, my parents would cook instant noodles that cost 1 or 2 yuan a pack at that time. I would also drink Coca-Cola and potato chips when I was hungry. In the summer, Sometimes I use toilet water or essential oil...

Ordinary people.

This is why she was the first to make the first NDA move when she smelled Gu Huaian's braised beef instant noodles.

The entertainment industry is so high-end that people who are brought into it feel that if they are not more advanced, they may not be worthy of this industry.

After becoming popular, it may be that they are used to living a life of luxury and luxury, surrounded by flowers and applause, so people will subconsciously dislike their former humble self.

Maybe I am used to perfumes costing tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands per bottle, so I feel that toilet water costing more than 20 yuan and wind oil essence costing a few yuan are cheap.

Keren's background cannot be changed, nor can the character developed by the environment around him since childhood.

One thing that Shang Zhuoyan can never deny is that when she sees Gu Huaian's potato chips and iced Coke, she is really more excited than Pei Jingshu and the others...

It really seems to be engraved in the DNA.

Because they are the same kind of people, Shang Zhuoyan may have a natural affinity with Gu Huaian, so she quickly became familiar with them.

As for the difference between the two of them...

In fact, it's just a different way of doing things.

There are always some people who care about face. Even if they are from ordinary backgrounds, they always want others to think they are the same as them. They are afraid that others will look down on them, so they will put down people like themselves to lift themselves up.

Isn’t that what they say?

I was caught in the rain, so I had to tear up other people’s umbrellas.

And this is not a sign of inferiority.

There are also some people who don't care. In their eyes, your superiority has nothing to do with me. You pretend to be yours, and I live my normal life.

Whether others are good or bad has nothing to do with me.

One kind of person, different choices. Many people will criticize the former, but many people are the former. There is nothing wrong with following the crowd, because since childhood, the world has been teaching you how to be like others and how to be others. Good standards are there. , it’s your fault if you don’t learn.

In one sentence:

"It's not me that's wrong, it's the world!"

Speaking of which, Shang Zhuoyan is actually a little envious of Gu Huaian, envious that he is so confident that he can talk to him about three yuan a bottle of iced black tea while drinking Su Yuntang's Dahongpao, which costs tens of thousands of dollars...

Realizing this, Xiaoma Shang Zhuoyan looked at Gu Huai'an with much softer eyes.

"Boom..."

Putting down the toilet water and bag, Gu Huaian stood up, took out a Fengyoujing, and walked towards the tea table while saying:

"There have been a lot of mosquitoes these past two days, so I bought some Fengyoujing, Sister Xilin..."

As he was talking, he suddenly pointed at his mature sister Xilin. Under Xilin's somewhat confused eyes, Gu Huaian handed the Fengyoujing in his hand to Xilin, pointed to the bag on her arm and said:

"I saw you had a bite on your hand this morning. Here, I'll give you this."

Seeing this scene, Su Yuntang, who had an ugly expression to begin with, almost couldn't stand it...

It doesn't matter that Gu Huaian is disgusted with him. What does he mean by being so considerate to Xilin? !

Xilin was also stunned for a moment. She had the impression that she had never told Gu Huaian that she was also bitten by a mosquito.

When they were chatting in the morning, Gu Huaian hadn't gotten up yet...

"how do you know……"

The mature sister raised her beautiful hand in a daze and took the Fengyoujing handed over from Gu Huaian, with surprise written all over her exotic face.

"I saw it this morning when I was cooking noodles."

Gu Huaian pointed to her arm and said:

"This essential oil is very useful for mosquito bites, but it just needs a bit of a strong smell."

As soon as he said this...

"You know how strong the taste is!"

The barrage was almost overwhelmed by him, and the audience couldn't laugh or cry at him!

"Thank you, thank you."

The mature sister's pretty face turned a little red, she pursed her lips and smiled slightly, nodding towards Gu Huaian.

Speaking of which, girls of any age are really easily impressed by such details.

He saw it, but he didn't say anything or ask. You thought he didn't know, he didn't care, and you didn't mention it, but he silently bought you the most practical thing when you didn't expect it. care about you.

That kind of attention to detail is what touches a girl's heart the most.

Looking at Xilin's expression, Su Yuntang almost bit his back molars to pieces!

To be honest, if it weren't for a legitimate reason, he would have turned against Gu Huaian and fought for his life!

When this kid rides on a horse...it seems like he's been given a...green helmet!

Also looking displeased was Pei Jingshu. Although she thought Gu Huaian did this very considerately, he was dealing with another girl...

However, Pei Jingshu didn't know what to say. She struggled in her mind for a long time, and finally thought:

"Why didn't I get bitten by a mosquito?"

She thought that if she was bitten by a mosquito, maybe Gu Huaian would care about her and send her Fengyou Essence, right?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh. The possibility was actually quite small, because every night her sister would call her assistant to help her with mosquito repellent...

Having said that, if Pei Jingshu's idea is heard by the audience and fans, it will definitely explode on the spot.

That Fengyoujing is so good!

That stuff tastes so strong!

You are Pei Jingshu!

Can you use that thing? !

Would you rather get bitten by a mosquito just to get that old 6 to give you Fengyoujing? !

You are too infatuated with love, right?


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