Participating in a love show, this little guy is too down-to-earth

It was already five or six o'clock in the afternoon when Gu Huaian left the recording studio after recording the song.

Recording a song may seem simple, but the various things involved are complicated. It doesn’t mean that you just leave after recording. You have to listen to it, fix the sound, and discuss some opinions on the production with you.

Gu Huaian was quite fast and didn't waste much time in recording. He sang it perfectly several times and couldn't find any faults, so he passed the test.

Mother Jiang had prepared a day and a half of recording time for him, which was already beyond his expectations.

What surprised the recording engineer was that although Gu Huaian came to the recording studio for the first time, his understanding of music theory was not low, and he gave a lot of valuable opinions on production.

To be honest, Gu Huaian just recorded a song with Gui Bao, and hardly used anyone else in terms of arrangement and production. He is a relatively mature and versatile musician.

"By the way, there's something I forgot to tell you."

On the way back after recording the song, Jiang Nuan told Gu Huaian:

"Teacher Xiao Gu, you said you want to write a song for Shang Zhuoyan, right?"

"Yeah, I said it this morning."

Gu Huaian nodded. He had been wasting his time all day and would have forgotten about it if he didn't remind him.

"Are you sure you can write?" Jiang Nuan asked.

"Write." Gu Huaian nodded.

"Then the quotation we give them is not low, so you have to write it seriously." Jiang Nuan instructed.

"How much is the price?" Gu Huaian couldn't help but be curious.

Shang Zhuoyan's manager, Han Li, boasted in Haikou in the morning that price was not an issue. Hearing her words, she wished she was willing to give Gu Huaian a quote for the highest-level musician's creation.

Gu Huaian didn't know what the price of high-end products in the industry was, and he was afraid that he would suffer a loss if he paid less, or make others think he was an amateur if he paid more, so he simply left the matter to Jiang Ma.

See what this means, is the quotation out?

"very high."

Jiang Nuan smiled and said:

"I quoted 850,000 yuan."

"so much?"

Gu Huaian is still a little surprised. You must know that the total music platform licensing fees for his "Want to See You" and "A Diao" are only 800,000. The creation fee alone for writing a song for Shang Zhuoyan is more than the copyright for the two songs. The fees add up...

She is indeed the most popular female idol in domestic entertainment and has a lot of money.

"I don't even need copyright for this..."

Jiang Nuan said with a look of amazement.

"real or fake?"

Gu Huaian even doubted whether they had deceived him.

In fact, in the industry, the average musician in the industry needs two to three hundred thousand to start a song, a slightly famous musician has five to six million, and a higher-level musician can have eight, nine or even one million.

Of course, it's still the same sentence, you have to take those very famous king-level creators to argue that I didn't say anything.

Most of them are purchased directly from the company along with the copyright. The most expensive thing about a song is the copyright.

But Shang Zhuoyan offered such a high price without asking for copyright. This is really sincerity.

"So you have to write carefully."

Jiang Nuan said seriously.

"Um."

Gu Huaian nodded and kept looking for songs in the system mall on the way back.

Speaking of which, Gu Huaian's system points accumulated today are quite old and young, already more than 5,000.

It was already close to two thousand in the morning. Although there were not many tasks during the day, there were still a few critical hits. After all, it is not surprising to have these in total.

Speaking of songs to write for Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huaian searched half-heartedly but couldn't find a few suitable songs. The main reason was that many of them were soulful and not suitable for a singing and dancing female idol like her.

At this moment, Gu Huaian's eyes glanced at a very brainwashing song that he had listened to before...

His eyes lit up!

"This is great!"

…

at this time.

Crystal Courtyard.

"The taste of this fungus is indeed quite unique."

Xilin and others are already having dinner.

The mushrooms that Gu Huaian and the others collected in the morning were enough for two or three meals. At noon, Su Yuntang originally planned to go upstairs to ask Xilin how she wanted to eat, and temporarily added a dish of fried mushrooms, but it turned out that Xilin had sprained her feet, so she could only Left it till evening.

"What a strange smell..."

Shang Zhuoyan picked up a piece of mushroom and stuffed it into her mouth. She took a few bites and nodded cutely:

"But it's quite delicious."

As she spoke, she picked up a few more chopsticks.

Speaking of which, wasn't it because I ate a lot of cucumbers mixed with fried dough sticks at noon? In the afternoon, since Gu Huaian was away, there was nothing to do, so Shang Zhuoyan was dragged by her manager to train hard for several hours.

I'm hungry right now, so I don't care what it is, I just stuff it in my mouth to show off.

Jiang Shuo also likes to eat this fungus. He probably ate cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks at noon and it was too much. The smell of garlic was in his nose from afternoon to night. He was disliked when communicating with the staff, which made him feel sick. It's quite annoying...

At this time, I also plan to eat something else to suppress the smell.

The barrage will occasionally float by:

"How come one of the fungi they eat looks so much like a green hand?"

"I remember that when Shang Zhuoyan was picking mushrooms, she was busy fighting with Gu Huaian. Didn't she pick them out carefully?"

"Okay, I'm an artist, so the staff must have helped with the screening."

"Indeed, some people just like dogs and mice to meddle in other people's business."

…

When Gu Huaian returned to the Crystal Courtyard, it was already dark.

When the camera showed Gu Huaian coming down from the business car chatting with his assistant, some viewers were still a little uncomfortable.

In my impression, the means of transportation that Gu Huaian should take seem to be... electric cars? Electric tricycle?

It’s amazing that everyone can adapt to this sudden seriousness.

"Where are the people?"

After Gu Huaian returned to the Crystal Courtyard, he found that the first floor was brightly lit but no one was there.

It made him a little confused.

"Everyone has gone upstairs to rest." the staff member replied.

"What time is it?"

Gu Huaian looked at the time, it was only after seven o'clock.

It seems that Sister Xilin usually goes to bed early and goes upstairs to do skin care and apply facial mask after eight o'clock. Why do other people go to bed so early?

"have no idea……"

The staff was still puzzled. Not long after dinner, everyone went upstairs to rest one after another. They were quite depressed because of the treatment. Why couldn't they have fun without Gu Huaian?

What the hell!

"I'll go upstairs and take a look..."

Gu Huaian happened to buy some plasters for Sister Xilin on the way and planned to send them to her now.

So he put down his things and walked to the female guest's residence with the plaster in hand.

When going upstairs, he passed Shang Zhuoyan's room. Her room was next to the stairs. As soon as Gu Huaian passed by, he heard a strange sound coming from the room...

"Well... come here... don't run away..."

"Why don't you taste good?"

"Why does it have no flavor at all when it's so long? It's so annoying!"

Gu Huaian: "???"

This voice made him a little fanciful!

"Is there anyone else in her room?"

Gu Huaian asked the camera teacher.

"Definitely not." the camera teacher replied.

"Then what is she moaning about?"

Gu Huaian looked confused and couldn't help but stepped forward and knocked on Shang Zhuoyan's door:

"Shang Zhuoyan, are you..."

He originally wanted to ask Shang Zhuoyan what you were moaning about, but he was only halfway through speaking...

"boom!"

The door was suddenly pushed open!

But seeing Shang Zhuoyan wearing a tight black vest, she jumped out immediately!

Gu Huaian almost jumped out of the stair guardrail!

He was still muttering:

"cake……"

"sausage!"

"milk tea……"

"Oh, don't run away!"

…

"What...what's going on with you?"

Seeing that she looked like she was drunk and talking nonsense, Gu Huaian was dumbfounded.

"Let you run!"

Shang Zhuoyan vaguely grasped Gu Huaian's arm with her two small hands, drooling and secretly saying:

"You are mine, I want to eat you!"

"Aww!"

As he said that, he took a big bite on Gu Huaian's arm!

"woc...hiss...what are you doing!"

Gu Huaian gasped in pain and quickly called the staff for help.

The staff downstairs seemed to have noticed something was wrong. Some people wanted to go upstairs to take a look just now. Now they hurried upstairs when they heard that something had happened.

What about Charlene, the developer of Gangjia...

"ah!!!"

Suddenly, the mature sister Xilin's exclamation came from the next room.

No longer caring about the situation, everyone rushed into Xilin's room, only to see Xilin frantically wiping her wet feet with a quilt and shouting:

"Why can't I stop..."

"Ah! Where did the piranha come from?!"

"Ah! Shark!"

"Go away, go away!"

"ah!!!"

Xilin, the mature sister who usually exudes intellectual charm, looked as cute as a girl at this moment. When Gu Huaian and the staff passed by, she called shark, piranha, octopus... Anyway, she had a set of all kinds of fish.

Do you dare to think that the salmon will pop out? !

"No...what's going on?!"

The audience watching the show were shocked!

"Why are they talking nonsense?!"

"Damn it...couldn't this be poisoning caused by eating fungi?"

"I just said some of what they ate at night looked like they had green hands!"

"That stuff will be poisonous if it's not cooked properly!"

…

"Send to the hospital quickly!"

The staff and artist team who came over after hearing the news were all in a panic, and Jiang Dan was even more frightened. MD, if these top-notch people were to do something bad in their show, fine, she would just wait to be beaten by a few people. Let's block it together.

Being banned is a trivial matter. If you don’t find a sewing machine and use it for a few years, it will be fine!

"Is everything okay with the male guest?"

When Jiang Dan went upstairs, he asked Gu Huaian.

"I don't know, I haven't gone there yet..."

Gu Huaian, who escaped because he went to record a song, was lucky, but he was also in a hurry.

He didn't waste any time and hurried to the male guest...

Just before I got to the stairs and went downstairs, I heard a voice coming from the male guest!

"boom!"

Jiang Shuo kicked the door open!

"Fuck!"

"Spider! What a big spider!"

"do not come!"

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Fat Tiger (his assistant and bodyguard)!"

"Fat Tiger, save me, Fat Tiger! Come quickly!!!"

He sat on the ground and backed away in a very funny way, as if the spider was gnawing between his legs!

"I go……"

The staff was scared crazy. Fortunately, Jiang Shuo's staff reacted quickly and hurried up to help him.

Gu Huaian ran all the way to the second floor of the male guests. Seeing that Jiang Shuo was "controlled" and Su Yuntang's room was still there, he couldn't care less about being polite or impolite, so he quickly kicked the door in!

"ah!"

When he kicked the door, he heard a scream. Gu Huaian was a little anxious at the time and didn't listen carefully. He thought it was Jiang Shuo screaming outside. He shouted:

"Brother! Are you okay?!"

I went in and searched for a long time but couldn't find anyone. When I turned back and went out, I found Su Yuntang sitting at the door.

He didn't have any strange reactions, he just sat there unconscious...

His staff also rushed over, but Gu Huaian was in front, and his staff were all little girls. Gu Huaian did his duty, picked up Su Yuntang and walked out.

"What's going on?"

Gu Huaian didn't ask until he carried them all downstairs.

"It seems that I was poisoned by eating fungus." A staff member replied.

"ah???"

Everyone in Gu Huaian was dumbfounded. No, the fungi they picked seemed to be non-toxic. Ayao followed them all the way.

"Don't worry so much, send me to the hospital first!"

Jiang Dan hurriedly called the staff to lift them to the car. At this moment, he didn't even bother to call for an ambulance. When the ambulance arrived, everyone was cold, so they should be sent to the hospital quickly!

"I'll go with you too..."

Gu Huai'an thought that everyone was confused and there was no use in staying here alone, so he planned to follow them.

that's all……

Everyone "packed up" and went to the hospital.

I don’t know if it was a coincidence or not, but Gu Huaian got into Shang Zhuoyan’s car. In the car, Shang Zhuoyan was like a rat that had been hungry for eight lifetimes. Everything he saw looked like food!

Think of leather car seats as chocolates, bags as cakes, clothes as candies, and Gu Huaian as sausages...

God knows how shocking the scene of her chasing Gu Huaian and chewing on all kinds of penises was so shocking!

Gu Huaian couldn't help but sigh, this guy is really a foodie. After being poisoned, all he could think about was food!

I'm impressed, you old 6!

The rest of the cars were not much better. Fortunately, the recording of the show was over, otherwise their bad behavior would have been broadcast and would have become their laughing stock for a long time!

The show was forced to end the recording early.

The Internet is in turmoil!

" # The guests of "Crystal Love Season" collectively ate fungi and were poisoned! # "

There is such a hot search hanging high at the top of the hot search list on each platform.

Click on it, and you will see that it is not a video edited by the program team, but some screen recordings edited by netizens.

"No...what's going on?!"

Fans, netizens, passers-by, viewers... all came to watch and eat melon, and the comment area was quite lively!

"How come we were all poisoned after recording a show?!"

"It seems that the uncooked Qing Qing was poisoned after being eaten."

"No, I remember when I was watching the show, Sister Xilin said that she had picked out all the young hands."

"...I remember that when Shang Zhuoyan was fighting with Gu Huaian, I didn't pay attention and threw in several young men."

"No, are they okay?"

"I don't know. He is being sent to the hospital now."

"Eating too much of this stuff can really kill you!"

"What we are saying is that Gu Huaian, the old man, got away this time. He just got lucky. He happened to go out to work and didn't get any food!"

"No, how come this grandson (zei) was not poisoned?!"

"Gu Huaian:??? Who did I provoke and who provoked me?!"

…

A hot search sparked widespread discussion.

There are actually other hot topics today, including Gu Huaian buying fried dough sticks, tofu curd, soy milk, and tea eggs early in the morning, watching Shang Zhuoyan dance, drying quilts, going to the mountains to collect fungi, Xilin Wei's feet, and cucumber mix Fried dough sticks...

Wait, these are all hot search topics.

If the guests hadn't been collectively poisoned tonight, those would have been the ones that everyone discussed the most about "Crystal Love Season".

But when the guests are collectively poisoned, those good jobs that are rewarded will not seem so conspicuous.

After the fans learned the news, they really exploded on the spot. They wished they could wipe out the official accounts of the "Crystal Love Season" program team on all platforms. The comment area was full of curses!

Calling the program team irresponsible, how could the guests be poisoned while recording the program!

In fact, the program team also had troubles that they couldn't tell, and they were wronged. Xilin clearly said that all the poisonous ones were picked out, so how could the local villagers not tell them if there were any poisonous people they took them to?

Who would have known that Shang Zhuoyan was so careless and busy chasing and fighting with Gu Huaian that she threw several young men into the basket!

Also, this is also Su Yuntang’s fault. He rarely overcooks things, and usually eats them tender, so that the original flavor of the ingredients can be enjoyed...

It turns out that the green hands are edible if they are cooked, and they need to be fried for a while, but he likes to eat tender ones, and he will be poisoned if they are not fried...

Of course, these program crews will definitely not say that you are passing the responsibility to others when they are already poisoned. Isn’t this just looking for scolding?

The staff responsible for the official accounts of each platform had no choice but to quickly issue an apology statement.

Some Xiuer not only scolded the staff, but also Gu Huaian, shouting:

"It's all because this old man insists on picking some fungi!"

"It's all his fault for fighting with Shang Zhuoyan!"

"It's his fault for breathing!"

“Why wasn’t he poisoned!!!”

…

Gu Huaian saw that the designated old man had been wronged, and MD wasn't the one who stuffed fungi into everyone's mouths...

Speaking of which, if Gu Huaian was here, he might really be able to pick out the young man, mainly because he didn't expect them to eat tonight.

Fortunately, because they were discovered early, the program crew sent the guests to a nearby hospital in time. After the doctor performed emergency treatment, they told them that they were fine because they ate less.

In other words, if you have a weak stomach and intestines, just take some medicine and be fine for two days. It’s not a big problem.

The local area is rich in fungi. Every year, some people are sent to the hospital for poisoning after eating fungi. This is considered a relatively common thing.

However, the doctor still told them that the fungi must be fried. They even said that you celebrities, don't be so particular about your food, and try to eat other things fully cooked, otherwise you will get sick sooner or later.

All in all, it was a near miss.

After the program team confirmed that the guest was fine, they quickly cooperated with their staff and posted updates on social platforms, and the scolding on the Internet subsided slightly.

It is worth mentioning that not long after it was confirmed that everything was fine, some Xiuer came up with something online...

Videos showing Shang Zhuoyan, Xilin and Jiang Shuo being poisoned are out!

In the video, Shang Zhuoyan looked at everything as if it were food, Sister Xilin called out countless kinds of fish, and Jiang Shuo shouted, "Big spider! Fat tiger, save me!"

See these videos…

"puff……"

Some netizens laughed unkindly.

They stated:

"I'm sorry but... hahaha they are really funny hahaha!"

"I never had the nerve to say it before, why are they so poisoned? It's so funny!"

"Haha... I have also been poisoned. I really just saw things in fantasy and fantasy novels!"

"I felt it was raining on the bus, and I opened my umbrella on the bus. Can you believe it?"

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