Chapter 104 The aesthetics of violence in the cultivation system! Recording studio singer breaks fil
"alright!"
Gu Huaian brought the cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks to the table, clapped his hands twice, and told Xilin:
"Sister Xilin, let me make you a dish tonic, try it quickly."
As soon as these words came out...
"puff……"
At that time, some netizens couldn’t stand it any longer, and commented one after another:
"Here, tell me what's good about this thing!"
"You said you could stew bone soup, but I already accepted it. What good would cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks do to sprained feet?"
"Gu Huaian, it's like you wiped Selu out of your mouth!"
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Actor Su had black lines on his forehead. Just now, he said that he would give Xilin some bone soup, old hen soup, or something to replenish her body in the evening, so she could recover quickly. Well, Gu Huaian turned around and gave her cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks to replenish her body!
He was puzzled, what's the point of this thing? !
By the way, there is a lot of garlic and vinegar in it. I can smell it from a distance. The sesame sauce and acid on the fried dough sticks are mixed together and become sticky. Are you sure it is healthy to eat this? !
Are you sure it won't taste bad after you take one bite?
What left him speechless the most was that even if Gu Huaian didn't make up for it, he had done it for Xilin first. If he did it again, how could he end up like Gu Huaian?
What the hell!
At this moment, the actor Su Yuntang had countless complaints in his heart!
"Puch..."
Xilin also smiled. She glanced at her sincere brother and said with a smile:
"Thank you."
Perhaps because Shang Zhuoyan couldn't wait any longer, Xilin was the first to use her chopsticks, and the first thing she picked up with her chopsticks was Gu Huaian's cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks.
I put a piece of fried dough sticks and cucumber into my mouth and chewed it gently...
"Creak, creak, creak..."
Crunchy!
The fried dough sticks are very crispy. There is a lot of garlic and sesame sauce in the dish, but a little less vinegar.
When you eat it, the smell of garlic and the aroma of sesame sauce are mixed together in your mouth. Add a little vinegar to purify it, plus the crispness and oiliness of the fried dough sticks themselves, as well as the light and refreshing taste of cucumber...
It makes people eat it to the fullest without getting tired of it!
Absolutely amazing!
You will feel a very strong and overpowering flavor going straight to your taste buds and even your brain!
"Um!"
Xilin's eyes lit up. She didn't expect this dish to be unexpectedly delicious. She couldn't help but praise:
"tasty!"
To be honest, Xilin has never eaten this dish before. This dish was originally made by ordinary people who bought fried dough sticks and added them when mixing cucumbers at noon. In the homes of ordinary celebrities and entertainers, there are even leftovers. I won’t keep them, let alone buy fried dough sticks, let alone make this dish...
"Well……"
The little wild horse Shang Zhuoyan on the side originally wanted to eat the steamed bacon dish. If it didn't work out, she would have to eat a piece of beef first. But seeing how delicious Sister Xilin ate, she could hear the crunching sound of the fried dough sticks. Here we are, so...
Fascinated, she also secretly took a piece of fried dough sticks and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Creak, creak, creak..."
The sound is just as crisp!
"Oh! It's delicious!"
She had a look of surprise on her face, and her mouth formed an "O" shape. She obviously didn't expect this humble food to be so delicious!
"Is it so delicious?"
Jiang Shuo didn't believe this evil. He thought to himself, MD, a country bumpkin, made a dish that was made of dirt. Do you two like to eat it so much?
It's not like Gu Huaian didn't mix cucumbers in the past two days. He didn't touch them much that day. After all, the stuff contained garlic. An idol like him wouldn't allow the taste of garlic in his mouth.
Didn't eat.
But today, he couldn't help but feel curious and greedy after hearing how Shang Zhuoyan and Xilin ate the fried dough sticks so crunchily.
As a person, just imagine, he really hates the fried dough sticks and thinks it is unhealthy, so he can control his mouth.
But when others eat it, it tastes crunchy and delicious just by the sound. Who the hell can tolerate this?
So Jiang Shuo also tasted a piece...
After one sip, okay, his expression also changed.
I probably never thought that such an ordinary fried dough stick could have such a delicious flavor!
that's all……
Gu Huaian's "cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks" was unanimously sought after by the guests, and Gu Huaian's "aesthetics of violence" once again deeply washed their brains.
"Hey, hey, eat slowly and don't grab it..."
"Hey Shang Zhuoyan, you don't just eat fried dough sticks, do you?"
Gu Huaian was blind, thinking that he was lucky that he put in more fried dough sticks, otherwise only cucumbers would be left after eating for a while.
"..."
The fans next door were also stunned.
"No... you are celebrities and top-notch people. How dare you try to eat a dish like this?!"
"Wok... my filter is broken, why don't you, Jiang Shuo!"
"You'll have a bad mouth after eating this! It's unhealthy if you eat too much of it!"
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What they didn't expect was that Jiang Shuo, who hadn't eaten fried dough sticks in the morning, would actually grab the fried dough sticks and eat them...
He was the one who told Gu Huaian about "unhealthy" and "oil". Well, now he's so excited to fight against it!
To be honest, Jiang Shuo doesn't want to do this either...
But who let this thing go too far!
The cucumber-stirred fried dough sticks with the flavors of garlic, vinegar, and sesame sauce mixed together are just like the seasonings in gourmet novels. It’s so delicious and over the top!
"Ha ha……"
Regarding this scene, some passers-by expressed their understanding.
In fact, everyone who has eaten this stuff knows how delicious it is and understands it. If you really eat it, you won't change it even if you give him a thumb.
The main focus of our northern cuisine is "simple and rough", and you can eat it as much as you want. This thing is addictive.
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】
The simple and crude picture once again rewarded Gu Huaian with system points. Here we have to admire our best actor Su Yuntang. Everyone is grabbing it, but no one has even tasted it.
Only occasionally, my hands shaking when picking up vegetables...
That's angry.
Originally, he imagined introducing the dishes he cooked at the dinner table, but everyone praised Gu Huaian's cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks for how delicious it was, and the other dishes became side dishes.
He worked hard to prepare a table of dishes, but in the end, the one he was praised for being delicious was Gu Huaian's cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks...
Can your heart not bleed?
Gu Huaian is just like his nemesis!
"Ahem..."
Maybe it was because Shang Zhuoyan couldn't stop eating the fried dough sticks mixed with cucumber and chopsticks, her manager Sister Han couldn't stand it anymore and coughed lightly...
It's a reminder.
She also understood that it was delicious, but it was deep-fried and re-fried. It was a full-fledged carbohydrate bomb. Not only was it unhealthy for you, it also made you gain weight!
Shang Zhuoyan doesn't have acne, but with her weight...she really has a headache!
"Well……"
Shang Zhuoyan, who had eaten quite delicious just now, suddenly became frustrated. She reluctantly left the cucumber-mixed fried dough sticks with her little mouth pouted. Instead, she picked up two pieces of beef and stuffed them into her mouth angrily, chewing them hard.
She thinks the worst thing about being a celebrity is that you can't eat what you want...
But it's definitely impossible for her to let go of the cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks for this meal. Her big doll-like eyes always glance at her manager, Sister Han, from time to time, thinking that if Sister Han doesn't look at her, she will I immediately took a piece and stuffed it into my mouth!
And what made her a little speechless was...
It was easy to catch Sister Han distracted and not looking here. She wanted to pick up a piece of fried dough sticks to eat, but Gu Huaian turned the turntable and took away the cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks!
"Gu Huaian!"
The angry Shang Zhuoyan raised her beautiful hand and patted Gu Huaian several times.
"What's wrong???"
Gu Huaian still looks innocent. Why did you hit me if it wasn't me?
"Hahaha……"
The audience was entertained, and I have to say that Shang Zhuoyan is really cute.
Amidst the laughter, this lunch was also spent happily.
After the meal, Su Yuntang followed the staff and helped Xilin go upstairs to rest.
Shang Zhuoyan, Jiang Shuo and Gu Huaian collected the dishes and washed the dishes together.
I have to praise Jiang Shuo here. He may not know how to wash dishes, he doesn’t like washing dishes, and he may even dislike it, but he is willing to do it and pretends that he is very happy and deserves it...
Why?
Because people have to create a good hardworking persona in front of the camera!
"Teacher Xiao Gu."
Gu Huaian had just finished washing the dishes, and before he could sit down and cook for a while, a staff member came over to call him.
It means that I have work arrangements in the afternoon and I need to record a song. Jiang Ma made an appointment with a local recording studio. It would be best to record "A Diao" as soon as possible. It can't just be a live version. The platform has urged me several times.
If we don’t record it, those “music tailors” on the Internet will have to go out of their way to release songs first and claim that they are original.
Originally, I only recorded "A Diao", but wasn't it yesterday that Gu Huaian's "Want to See You" became popular again, so I recorded it together this time.
When I informed him, the car was already waiting at the entrance of the alley.
"It's not easy..."
Regarding this scene, some Gu Huaian's "fans" couldn't help but sigh:
"Our sixth brother also has to go to work!"
"Why does MD feel like I have a baby growing up?"
"Haha... Xiao Gu, we watched the fire coming all the way!"
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To be honest, many fans are still happy for Gu Huaian. He is the only amateur on this show. Others have staff and are busy with work, but he just acts like a normal person all day long.
Because of those village-style behaviors, everyone almost regarded him as a villager.
Now he is popular, has a job, and is going to record songs. This is the real "cultivation system", okay!
"I'll go change and be right back."
Gu Huaian responded casually and went upstairs to change clothes.
"Pfft... I thought you were going to wear these to record songs." Shang Zhuoyan looked at his big pants and flip-flops and laughed.
"It's not impossible." Gu Huaian said as he went upstairs.
"Then what clothes do you want to change?" Shang Zhuoyan asked.
"Shang Zhuoyan..."
Gu Huaian was lying on the guardrail of the stairs on the second floor and asked with a smile:
"My grandma is over eighty this year. Do you know why people live to such an old age?"
"What do you mean?" Shang Zhuoyan has not yet reacted.
As a result, Gu Huaian said:
"Because people mind their own business."
Shang Zhuoyan: "???"
She had a question mark on her face at first, then quickly reacted and shouted through gritted teeth:
"Gu Huaian!!!"
Before leaving, he wanted to make her angry, who is he?
"Tsk tsk..."
Jiang Shuo stared at this scene with his mouth smacked, and couldn't help but shake his head. He was also communicating with the staff at this time.
"Are we leaving tonight?" he asked his assistant.
"Yes, we have a flight around nine o'clock in the evening. We can just finish recording the program and leave early." the assistant replied.
Jiang Shuo nodded. He was busier than Pei Jingshu.
I originally came to this show with the idea of copying CP, but now CP has been fired by Gu Huaian. After being fired for three times, he got nothing, which is not embarrassing enough.
He almost regretted accepting this show.
Now Jiang Shuo is thinking, get out of here quickly, destroy it, I'm tired.
"Hiccup~"
At this moment, his stomach was churning and he burped.
A strong smell of garlic, sesame sauce, and vinegar mixed together rushed up!
It didn't matter to him. After all, the person eating it didn't feel anything. He even thought it was quite delicious...
But the female assistant who was communicating with him subconsciously raised her hand to cover her nose and turned slightly.
that moment……
Jiang Shuo seemed to be insulted, his face trembled crazily, and the corners of his mouth twitched crazily...
TMD, I ate too much cucumber mixed with fried dough sticks (a kind of plant)!
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After changing into light clothes, Gu Huaian went out and got into the car under the guidance of the staff.
In addition to the driver and the staff arranged by Mother Jiang, there was also a girl wearing glasses and pigtails in the car.
"Hello, Brother Gu, my name is Jiang Nuan, and I will be your assistant from today on."
The girl said politely.
"Oh, hello."
Gu Huaian nodded. He complained before that Jiang Ma didn't arrange a staff member. Well, they will be in place today.
Ok, Ok.
We had just met, and they needed to get used to each other. Gu Huaian didn't have much to say on the way, but Jiang Nuan chatted with Gu Huaian about some work-related matters.
Today I have to record a song first, and then I have a few commercials to connect with him in the past two days. There are no endorsements for the time being. He is a bit popular now, but the endorsement route is too vague, and no one is looking for him.
It’s not like advertising, just forward one on social platforms.
Then there is music copyright. Now not only some music platforms require his authorization, but also short video platforms and video platforms. There are even some singers who want to cover songs on the show. In short, Gu Huaian collects a lot of copyright fees alone.
There were some commercial performances, but Jiang Ma didn't think it was suitable for him to go now, so she didn't pick him up.
For now, that's all it takes, the company has taken care of many details, so he doesn't need to worry about it.
After talking about work, there was nothing else. Jiang Nuan didn't talk about anything else. He was quite depressed because of Gu Huai'an, so he couldn't help but ask:
"Why don't you talk to me about life?"
"Brother Gu, what are you referring to?" Jiang Nuan was still a little confused.
"Just like..."
Gu Huaian thought for a while and said:
"Clothes to wear, food to eat, etc."
He was hinting a bit. What he actually wanted to say was that the assistants were in charge of the artists not to eat too much, to stay in shape, to control their weight, to control oil and sugar, and to control greasiness. They also had to be particular about how they dressed, and some went out in style. The teacher will take several of them.
Yes, he may not be able to bring as many staff as others, but you, the assistant, can't just ignore everything in life, right?
"puff……"
Jiang Nuan was amused by Gu Huaian and said:
"Mom Jiang gave orders, don't worry about these."
"Why?"
Gu Huaian's mouth twitched...
Jiang Nuan suppressed a smile and replied:
"She said this is the route you took. Just let you be casual."
Gu Huaian: "..."
Well, I feel like there is no difference between having this assistant and not having one.
By the way, is being an artist so free? !
Why didn't he know this before?
He is truly "fed". Shang Zhuoyan may be jealous to death when she sees it.
Seeing Gu Huaian like this, Jiang Nuan breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, she was a little nervous when she was asked by the company to be Gu Huaian's assistant because she didn't know what kind of person Gu Huaian was...
Many artists have all kinds of bad habits. Asking their assistants to run errands and buy things is considered basic. Some big names even ask their assistants to put on clothes, shoes or even socks for them.
Yes, maybe Gu Huaian appears in front of the camera as a simple, honest and village-like big boy, but what can you trust in this entertainment industry (juan)? God knows if he is the character created for himself on the show?
There are so many people in this industry who do one thing in front of the camera and another behind the camera. Who in the entertainment industry doesn’t have them?
This is why Jiang Nuan has only dared to talk to him about work since they first met.
But through the brief contact after meeting, Jiang Nuan found that Gu Huaian seemed to be exactly like the person on the show. Not only was he honest and honest, but he was even a little...
Silly.
Such a silly and cute artist.
It's unlikely that he has any evil intentions.
This reassured her.
After lunch, I went out to record the songs. Because the recording location for the "Crystal Love Season" program was relatively remote, it took more than an hour just to travel, and it was already past one o'clock when I got there to record the songs.
The process of recording songs is not complicated. Gu Huaian had handed over the accompaniment beforehand. When he arrived, it was basically done, so he just went in and recorded it.
Speaking of which, this was Gu Huaian's first time recording a song. It was quite novel to enter the recording studio, face the professional microphones and other equipment, and look at the sound engineer and his assistant behind the glass.
Needless to say, the recording place is so quiet. It feels like there's not even a sound of wind. It's like plugging your ears.
The recording is also simple. Gu Huaian just puts on the headset and sings along with the accompaniment.
start recording.
What surprised both the sound engineer and the new assistant Jiang Nuan was that Gu Huaian's singing skills were very good. Even if it was the first time to record a song, there were almost no stumblings during the whole recording, and the singing was very stable.
The most important thing is that his tone is very good, and his control of the sound is also superb. It can be used directly without any tuning or modification.
The sound engineer couldn't help but lament that millions of sound engineers didn't have a chance to work here!
There is a kind of singer called a "studio singer". That kind of person can only record songs in a recording studio. After recording, have a "million tuner" fix the sound and then release the song before you can listen to it.
If you want him to sing live, even if it's not all open mic, he may have to die in public.
Many people now listen to programs that have been edited. For example, some singers compete on stage. It sounds great when you watch the program, but the public judges at the scene just don’t vote...
Why?
Because what people heard at the scene was the live performance of the "studio singer" who died after being exposed!
What you heard is their edited version!
How can it be the same!
Can you vote for him?
The funniest thing is that the program had to fix the sound of that person, because without fixing his live broadcast, his live broadcast would not be broadcast at all, and it would be impossible to listen to all the out-of-tune sounds!
Obviously, Gu Huaian is not the kind of "studio singer" who would "die in the light".
With his level of ability, even if he went out to sing a cappella, he would still be in trouble!
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at the same time.
Crystal Courtyard.
"I'll fry this fungus for you tonight."
The actor Su Yuntang was washing the fungi that Gu Huaian and the others had picked in the kitchen, while his mature sister Xilin sat aside and nodded gently.
"These are not poisonous, right?"
Su Yuntang also made a special confirmation.
"The ones that are not poisonous and the ones that are poisonous are specially selected."
Xilin pointed to the green hand in the bag on the right.
"good."
Su Yuntang nodded.
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