Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

One man and three women were enjoying themselves happily and eating deliciously.

On the other side, Fuji was dumbfounded, as he never thought that Tsunade would never return.

What made him even more suprised was that Yukino who delivered food to Kisame was also a beauty with a plump figure and delicate facial features.

Why can that shark faced guy have two big beauties around him?

Could it be that women now like muscular men, and a handsome, fair-skinned man like him is not popular anymore?

At this moment, Fuji, who has always been confident, doubted his own charm and could not accept it.

He didn't say a word, and ate with a gloomy face.

Twenty minutes later.

Yukino finished eating early, and after the other three finished their meal, she diligently packed up the tableware, looking like a virtuous wife.

"Kisame-sama, I'll go back first. No one is watching the child at home, he may be a bit lonely."

Yukino lifted the wooden basket and said goodbye to Kisame with a worried look on her face.

'Child?'

When Tsunade heard these words, and with a puff, she spit out the wine she drank, choking herself.

"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune hurried over and patted Tsunade's back.

"Cough cough cough."

Tsunade coughed and stared at Kisame and Yukino, the more she looked, the more she felt…

These two must have something going on.

"You have a child?" she asked in shock, feeling exaggerated.

If she remembered correctly, this guy is only thirteen years old this year, right?

Although ninjas are relatively precocious, and it is not uncommon for them to be treated as adults in their teens, get married and have children early, and then die on the battlefield in their early twenties.

But it looks like Kisame matured both externally and internally, a little too early.

He got Yukino who was much older than him at first glance.

Really "amazing".

"Tsunade-sama, things are not what you think."

Seeing this, Yukino explained with a blush on her face. She also quietly glanced at Kisame, and found that the latter did not show anger or displeasure, so she was relieved.

She stood up holding the wooden basket and hurriedly said goodbye to Tsunade and Shizune.

"I'm leaving first, and when the two of you are free, you can come to the house as a guest."

"Really? Why don't we just do it today."

Tsunade responded immediately, because she was very interested in the relationship between Yukino and Kisame at the moment.

'Ah?'

When Yukino heard the words, her body froze immediately.

She was just polite, but who would have thought that Tsunade would agree. Thinking of this, she looked at Kisame nervously, after all, the latter is the head of the family.

"Wait here for a while. We shouldn't be able to shoot in the afternoon. We'll go back together then."

Kisame said to Yukino.

He knew that Yukino usually lived alone with her children and was very lonely. It would be nice if she could make some friends, especially a strong friend like Tsunade.

"Why can't we shoot?"

When Tsunade heard this, she asked inexplicably, after all, Kisame is not the director.

As soon as her words fell, she understood the reason Kisame said that.

Both Fuji and Director Yamamoto had diarrhea. Once they entered the toilet, they couldn't get out. After coming out, their legs were soft, and they couldn't even stand.

They need to be supported by others now.

Both the director and the male lead are like this, so naturally this scene can't be filmed.

"You bastard... you really do your best."

As soon as Tsunade turned her head, she understood that it was Kisame's doing.

"I'm just repaying Fuji-dono's great lack of virtue, and it's just a matter of courtesy."

Kisame responded calmly, not feeling that there was anything wrong with what he was doing.

As for Director Yamamoto, he was the one who involved Kisame in the troubles of the crew, and he was more or less an accomplice of Fuji.

"Ugh."

Tsunade sighed and walked towards the director and the main lead who had diarrhea.

In any case, she, a famous medical ninja in the ninja world, can't ignore it.

So, she prescribed medicine for the two of them and told them to go back to bed and rest for two days, and they should be fine.

Director Yamamoto reluctantly announced that the entire shoot was temporarily suspended for three days.

After half an hour.

The group of four returned to the seaside villa.

As soon as Kisame entered the yard, he couldn't wait to take off his shirt, use the equipment next to him, and start working out.

Yukino entered the house with Tsunade and Shizune.

"Wow, this is really a nice villa.".

After Tsunade walked into this luxurious villa, she sighed, making Yukino even more embarrassed.

When Tsunade saw Haku in the cradle, she leaned over and stared at the little guy for a long time before she said to Yukino seriously:

"You are so lucky, this boy looks like you Yukino, not like that shark guy at all."

As she spoke, she motioned her chin at the window, from where they can see Kisame in the yard who was blushing, sweating like rain, and from time to time roaring like a low beast.

He looks terrible.

"Tsunade-sama, it's really not like this..."

Yukino's face was red, and in desperation, she could only tell the truth.

She told Tsunade her story.

Of course, Yukino concealed some details, but repeatedly emphasized that it was Kisame who saved the mother and son and gave her a stable and prosperous life.

"That guy is actually quite human, I really can't see it."

Tsunade glanced at Kisame in the yard in surprise.

"Kisame-sama is a very good ninja. In order to defeat the enemy, he sometimes uses some... unconventional means. But in his daily life, he is actually a very warm, careful, and caring man. He is a gentleman."

Yukino said softly and seriously, there was light in her light blue eyes as she talked, like a crystal sapphire.

She tried her best to say good things about Kisame, hoping to change the bad impression Tsunade has of him.

"Hmph, I don't believe it."

Tsunade shook her head, arrogant as always.

However, after listening to Yukino's words, she quietly changed her views on Kisame in the depths of her heart.

At this time.

There was a bang in the yard.

It was Kisame who finished his fitness workout and threw the special two-ton barbell on the ground, then walked to the faucet and rinsed his hair with water.

Looking at Kisame's strong muscles, Tsunade narrowed her eyes slightly.

She remembered the humiliating experience of being hit by Kisame's headbutt last time, that trapped her in the wall.

Tsunade's competitive spirit ignited.

Anyway, it's not like she had anything else to do.

She squeezed her fists, walked out the door, and stood by to watch Kisame finish washing his head.

"What's up?"

Kisame took a towel to dry his hair and asked casually.

"How about another match?" Tsunade raised her chest and folded her arms to challenge Kisame.

"On what?" Kisame asked calmly.

"Arm wrestling."

Tsunade rolled up her sleeves and showed her smooth, snow-white arms to Kisame while smiling slyly.

"I refuse." Kisame glanced at it and refused indifferently.

"You aren't afraid, are you?" Tsunade raised her voice, aggressively trying to provoke Kisame.

"It's not that I'm afraid. Since it's a competition, there must be something to bet, otherwise it's boring." Kisame waved his fingers at Tsunade.

"Oh? Then what are you going to bet on?"

Tsunade immediately became more energetic when she heard the bet, and her eyes lit up.

"I heard that you have always been known for your high-stakes gambling, and I don't have much money, so I'll take the five million reward for this mission and bet it with you."

Kisame thought for a while and said.

'Five million.'

When Tsunade heard these words, her eyes were about to glow, wasn't this picking up money from the ground.

"Okay, I bet with you! Don't back out now!" She said arrogantly, as if the five million was already in her pocket.

"Wait, where's your bet. I heard that you owe a lot of money, so you were paid in advance for the film."

Kisame made a "stop" gesture and poured a basin of cold water on Tsunade, "You don't want to compete without anything on your side, right?"

As soon as this statement came out, Tsunade immediately looked away, showing a guilty look.

"Well, I've been having trouble with money recently, can I put it on credit first..."

Her body suddenly twisted, holding her voice, she put her arms around Kisame's shoulder.

In order to get the five million and relieve the urgent need, the princess of Konoha Village did not hesitate to resort to beauty tricks.

Kisame lowered his head and glanced at Tsunade, his eyes swept across her chest, looking as if he was convinced.

However he finally revealed his long-hidden true intentions.

"If you don't have any money, bet me with the crystal necklace around your neck. I don't think it's cheap."

He pretended to be nonchalant.

As far as Kisame know, the crystal necklace is made of special ore, and a part of the chakra of the first Hokage is sealed in it, which has the power to suppress the nine tails.

In fact, from the first time he saw Tsunade, Kisame had the idea to take the crystal necklace.

After all, in terms of its function, this thing should also be regarded as a kind of ninja tool, right?

Today, he finally waited for the right moment.