Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"You f'_king..."

Fuji gritted his teeth, lost his mind, and rushed up to kill Kisame.

'Um?'

Kisame's eyes sharpened, as he moved with lightning speed. He grabbed Fuji's collar, like lifting a dog, and roughly lifted the latter up.

Next second.

'Whizz.'

The two elite Jōnin bodyguards of Fuji suddenly appeared, and one of them grabbed Kisame's wrist and said coldly:

"Let go!"

The other person even took out a sharp knife, and directly placed it on Kisame's neck.

"You are looking for death."

Kisame narrowed his eyes and said a classic line of the villain, with killing intent.

He participated in the filming of this movie, and starred in his true colors.

Because, Kisame is always ready to do fake dramas, he incarnated into the real villain, and tried to kill the nasty employer Fuji and his two dogs together.

In other words, he is really going to kill.

"Cut!"

At the critical moment, Director Yamamoto shouted and rushed up, hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. It's just filming, don't get excited."

Tsunade also arrived in an instant, stretched out her hand, and removed the ninja sword that was on Kisame's neck. Then she frowned at Kisame and said :

"Do you have something to say."

When Kisame heard these words, his murderous aura gradually dissipated, he let go of Fuji, turned his head and protested to Director Yamamoto:

"After I came on stage, he didn't act according to the script, and the lines were wrong."

"Uh, this..."

When Director Yamamoto heard the words, he showed an embarrassed smile and looked carefully at Fuji.

"I'm tired, let's end it here today."

Fuji said coldly, took a deep look at Kisame, turned around and walked away.

His two bodyguards also followed without a word.

"Ugh."

Director Yamamoto sighed as he watched Fuji leaving.

Then, he turned around and said to Kisame earnestly:

"Kisame-dono, I don't mean to say that you are not good at acting. On the contrary, you are too engaged in acting. It would be better if you could keep it a little bit low. Do you... understand what I mean?"

"I see, Director."

Kisame nodded thoughtfully, frowned and pondered for a moment, then said, "You want to say that really good acting skills should be reserved, and should be like a thunder in a silent place. Is that so?"

He really wants to further hone his acting skills.

Because Kisame believe that using words, expressions and body movements to deceive the enemy is an important part of Unlimited style.

"Well, you got it right."

Director Yamamoto nodded in relief, thinking more and more that Kisame is a natural actor.

Such a talented acting seedling, it is a pity that he is a ninja.

Thinking of this, he shook his head regretfully and turned away.

"Hey."

At this moment, Tsunade came up, patted Kisame on the shoulder, and said casually, "Thank you for helping me."

She is not stupid.

She could see that Kisame deliberately kicked Fuji's ass with a ball, so that the latter did not take advantage of her.

'Oh?'

Kisame didn't expect Tsunade to think this way. He was simply too deeply involved in the play, and he was feeling unpleasant looking at the protagonist.

Hence his behavior.

However, since Tsunade is misunderstanding in a way that benefits him, Kisame will not miss this opportunity.

He was not polite at all, and took the opportunity to ask Tsunade for a favor:

"I helped you, shouldn't you give me something in return?"

Facing Kisame who asks for favors as soon as he opens his mouth Tsunade was surprised.

"What do you want in return?" Tsunade frowned slightly.

"Do you have any advanced intoxication medicine, preferably the colorless and odorless kind, which can make elite Jonin unwittingly lose their combat effectiveness. Just give me a bottle."

Kisame looked at Tsunade with burning eyes, thinking about the kind of drug she used to bring down Jiraiya in the anime.

Tsunade hearing these words and snorted coldly:

"I already knew that you had other plans, and I don't have that kind of thing."

She then flicked her golden ponytail and moved away, leaving only a faint scent of a woman, circling in place.

Kisame shook his head, went into the locker room to change his suit, and was about to finish work and go home.

When he was passing by the logistics of the crew, he overheard a conversation between two employees.

"That Hoshigaki Kisame, did he really come to film, he clearly came to eat. He ate eight people's weight by himself, he was a rice bucket." One of them complained.

"Don't prepare a lunch box for him tomorrow. This is what Fuji-dono told me when he came to inspect in the afternoon. He wants to starve this guy to death!"

Another person who seemed to have a higher position said coldly.

'This crew is too stingy.'

When Kisame heard these words, he was a little unhappy, didn't he just eat a little more than the others, as for this?

Never mind.

Starting tomorrow, he will let Yukino cook at home and deliver it.

Kisame thought so and returned to the seaside villa.

The next day.

After a night of time, Fuji seemed to calm down.

He wants to be a movie star in his heart. In order to realize this great dream, he has to temporarily let go of his dissatisfaction with Hoshigaki Kisame.

However, once the film is finished, and the shark guy is useless, it will be the moment to finish him.

Fuji thought so, and passed by Kisame with a sneer.

The morning shoot went well.

Soon, it was time for lunch.

A dining table was set up on the beach, and a luxurious meal sent from the hotel was placed, which made people move.

With a smile on his face, Fuji politely invited Tsunade, Shizune, and Director Yamamoto to join him for lunch.

Tsunade glanced at the crowd, and was surprised to find that only Kisame was sitting in the corner without food.

"What's going on?" She turned to the director and asked.

"Maybe there's not enough lunch today. It doesn't matter, that guy is strong, it's no big deal to be hungry."

Fuji gave Kisame a playful look, and spoke first, and with a gentlemanly manner, he opened the chair beside Tsunade and made a gesture of please.

Tsunade's face sank, as she immediately understood the reason.

"I'll go over there."

She said that and walked towards Kisame.

"Is it because of the incident yesterday, that Fuji didn't even let you eat food, he is a bit too much."

Tsunade came to Kisame and said apologetically.

Everything is because of her.

"It's okay, someone will bring me food. She's already here."

Kisame said indifferently, and waved in the direction not far away.

'Oh?'

Hearing this, Tsunade looked in the direction Kisame beckoned, and sure enough, she saw a young and beautiful white-haired woman carrying a large wooden basket hurrying to the set.

"Slow down and be careful."

Kisame stood up and greeted Yukino.

"Kisame-sama, you must be starving."

Seeing that the rest of the crew were already eating, Yukino looked apologetic. She has been busy in the kitchen since the morning, and she has to take care of the children in the middle, so she came a little late.

"I'm not hungry, but you worked hard and cooked so many dishes. Have you eaten?"

Kisame took the wooden basket and asked with concern.

"I ate."

Yukino hurriedly nodded, but as soon as she finished speaking, there was an unsatisfactory gurgling sound in her stomach.

She is too busy to have time to eat.

"Let's eat together."

Kisame smiled, lifted the wooden lid of the basket, took out the steaming food, and placed it on the small table next to it.

Among them, there is a delicious plump tender chicken, and a bottle of fragrant shochu.

Tsunade, who was on the side saw this scene, and her eyes lit up as she swallowed her saliva.

Soju and tender chicken are her favorite foods.

"Would you like to eat together, call Shizune over too."

Kisame suddenly invited Tsunade.

"OK."

Tsunade froze for a moment, readily agreed, and immediately waved to Shizune.

Compared with Fuji's table of delicacies from mountains and seas, she still prefers this kind of food, drinking and eating chicken.

So, a man and three women sat around the small table.

"Right, this is..."

Tsunade looked at Yukino with curious eyes.

"Let's eat first, the dishes are going to be cold." Kisame helped her open the wine bottle, and the aroma of the wine suddenly overflowed.

"Then I'm going to eat."

Tsunade didn't ask any further questions, picked up the shochu and took a swig. Then, she broke off a big chicken leg with her hands and gnawed it with relish.

She didn't care for her image at all.

"Let's start too. Shizune, eat what you like, don't be restrained."

Kisame said, picking up a piece of chicken breast and putting it in his mouth.

The reason why he specially asked Yukino to prepare wine and tender chicken was to attract Tsunade, a big foodie.

And the reason why he invited Tsunade and Shizune to eat was because he had put laxatives in advance to Fuji's meal as revenge and it can't be hidden from Tsunade if she ate with them.